"Didn't you kill a six-eared macaque, it's Monkey King?"

The intellectually curious ADHD ape looked at Lin Yu with a blank eye.

Lin Yu regretted it, after fooling a group of apes, it was endless questioning, and he could only use his brain to deal with the past.

"It was a six-eared macaque that was killed, but it was not a six-eared macaque. ”

Buddhism pays attention to Zen principles, but in fact, many of them are crooked, and there are all kinds of PUA.

Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

As soon as they heard Lin Yu say this, the apes really scratched their ears and cheeks.

The golden auspicious clouds carried them and slowly flew into the depths of the misty area.

"Of course, this six-eared macaque is related to my Buddha, but it is not a pure six-eared macaque, it is an obsession with wanting to become a Monkey King, breaking all shackles, hating the whole world, turning into a nondescript, and there is still impurity for my Buddha in my heart. ”

"So you deliberately killed it, boy, to bring it back to life?"

"And when will it come back to life?"

"Now that its obsession has dissipated, how can it be resurrected? Will it still have such an obsession after the resurrection? Will the obsession change?"

The apes are chattering, talking, and even making up their own brains.

"If it can be resurrected, then it has a relationship with my Buddha, and if it doesn't, it has nothing to do with my Buddha. ”

Lin Yu is serious nonsense.

This is really beyond his ability, and as a scientific research dog in the laboratory, it is the first time that he blows the conch like this.

The apes thought so, and did not ask the question of whether they would be resurrected, but found another way.

"Venerable Tongzi, after the resurrection of this six-eared macaque, what if you are still obsessed, what if you have a grudge against you?"

Lin Yu suddenly remembered a joke that Mu Mian had told him in the past.

"I'm going to tell you a story about the Glazed Great Minglun Dharma King when he was training in the world!"

The apes were overjoyed, their eyes widened, their ears pricked up, and their ferocity faded considerably.

Even Gabailou listened attentively, "If you want to achieve Buddhahood, you must incarnate in the human world and practice, and as apes, we lack these experiences. I would also like to ask His Holiness Tong Zi to elaborate on it, so that we can have the initiation. ”

"This is the story of the glazed Daminglun when he was incarnated as a wild goose in one life......"

"The wild goose that the Buddha turned into, in order to transform a hunter, realized the path of Buddhism. ”

A purple-haired ape pretended to be profound: "It must be the wild goose that the Buddha turned into, pecking blind the hunter's eyes, let the hunter know, drink and peck, is it predetermined?"

The white ape twisted his waist and smiled: "What kind of allusion do you use? This should be the wild goose that the Buddha turned into deliberately let the hunter catch it, and pecked the hunter's eyes blindly, so that the hunter can understand when it is time to retrige!"

Another old ape scratched its nest and bared its teeth and said, "You are all wrong, it must be the wild goose that the Buddha turned into, lured the hunter to chase it, turned the hunter's children into the appearance of wild geese, let the hunter shoot his own children with his own hands, and then ridiculed the hunter while the hunter was crying bitterly." The hunter died of angina, and was reborn as a Buddha in repentance. ”

"Hmph! It should be the Buddha, as a wild goose, who easily pecked at the hunter's eyes and ate his flesh, and lived forever and ever. After several lifetimes, the hunter could no longer bear it and came to his senses. ”

Lin Yu was stunned, these apes were dressed in robes, but they didn't have any mercy, they were all killing, flesh and blood, and they couldn't do without being vicious and ruthless.

He felt more and more the horror of these apes, so he could only mix in first and find a chance to escape.

He boldly said, "At that time, the Buddha deliberately caught the hunter, and when the hunter was sharpening his sword, the Buddha opened his mouth to talk to him. ”

"Last year, you questioned me, I was the wild goose that soaked on your head when I flew north the year before last? I admit it frankly, but last year's was just a casual act that I have long forgotten, so why do you have to mind? As for you holding a grudge because of this, why bother? You didn't waste a year because of me, you waited every day, I can understand it as missing. Waiting is a kind of fate, how can a beautiful word be compared to?"

"Haha! The Buddha really has a lotus tongue, wonderful words, and funny. ”

"And how does the hunter answer?"

Several apes tugged at the corners of Lin Yu's clothes and looked at him eagerly.

If it weren't for the fear of Lin Yuyue's identity as a stone boy, he was afraid that these impatient apes would scratch him with their claws.

Lin Yu dragged back the corner of his clothes and said: "This hunter is relieved, he calls it compassionate, and he no longer mentions the old grudge against the hunter when the Buddha flew north. ”

"And then this hunter became a Buddha?"

"I really envy this hunter for letting the Buddha take such a great deal of trouble to enlighten with such wonderful methods. ”

"yes! I really want to kill this hunter and I'll take his place. ”

Lin Yu raised the stone spear, knocked it on the heads of the few apes who spoke, and said coldly: "How can you have such a mind that is qualified for the Buddha to be enlightened with the wonderful method!"

Of course, he will not blindly fear these apes, but will beat and knock, and establish his authority at the right time.

Otherwise, these fur-fur beasts are afraid that they will climb on his head.

A few apes held their heads and bared their teeth and squeaked, but they didn't dare to vent at Lin Yu, and the eyes of the thieves who were aiming at them flashed finely.

Two apes were soft, stepped forward to wipe Lin Yu's shoes, carefully dusted off the dust, and looked at Lin Yu with a flattering look, "Venerable Tongzi, dare to ask how the rest of the text is?"

"When I am enlightened, the Venerable Tong Zi knocked us on the head with a stick and knocked three times, is it for us to come back and listen to the following?"

A few monkeys scratched their ears and cheeks, excited, but immediately covered their mouths, and the thief's eyes flashed left and right, for fear that the other apes would hear it, but a group of apes rushed up, obviously they all heard it, and suddenly their intestines were repentant, and they kept twisting their mouths.

Lin Yu blinked, these apes are really clear-headed, and they make up countless brains on their own, but that's fine.

He said slowly: "Of course, the hunter later figured out that the wild goose that the Buddha turned into was deliberately on his head and fooling him, and he was teasing him, of course, he hated the Buddha from then on, and he searched everywhere to shoot the wild goose that the Buddha turned into. ”

"Hmph! This hunter really doesn't know what to do, he must have been shot to death by the wild goose transformed by the Buddha with a hunting bow!"

"Shut up!

Lin Yu sprayed the saliva on the face of the ape who interjected, and commanded a few sycophant apes, "Throw this stubborn Buddha betrayer down!"

Several sycophants were shocked, and they all looked at Jiabailou, and saw that Jiabailou didn't say anything, so they gritted their teeth, shouted, and picked up the crooked-mouthed ape that interjected and threw it under the auspicious clouds.

Listening to the long list of screams, all the apes were a little more serious, and they knew that this boy Venerable had a temper.

Jiabailou did not forget to make a round, "The Buddha is a bishop, the great protector is the main guard, the boy venerable is the main killing, and the fierce soldier is in charge, you must not take the boy venerable in your eyes." ”

It didn't forget to smile at Lin Yu and show its friendliness.

After all, it listened to the story of the Buddha turning into a wild goose that Lin Yu said just now, and it was still quite interesting, and it seemed to imply a deep meaning and a truth.

Lin Yu stood up, and after killing an ape with a crooked mouth that didn't open his eyes, his self-confidence burst and he raised his eyebrows and said: "A year later, the Buddha naturally on this hunter's head again, and let this hunter chase after him for a year, and finally he can't give birth to resentment!"

The apes all looked incredulous, but they did not dare to do it again.

Lin Yu was in a good mood and continued: "The hunter caught up with the Buddha, and asked the Buddha with a bow and arrow, if it was the wild goose that pooped on his head when he hunted last year, it was the last time the teased and fooled, and this time I don't want to pass the test easily." ”

Then the Buddha replied, 'That's right, this time it's me who the wild goose on your head, and you have a grudge in your heart, and you want to kill me for a year, but because of this, you go out of the mountains and enjoy the different world outside, and you don't kill anymore, why don't I come to save your Buddha, my is related to you, and it is your blessing to fall on your head, the Buddha's enlightenment, because it is not, but the nectar of the Buddha's fate, and I am the messenger of the Buddha. ’”

"The hunter put his hands together and said mercy with his mouth. ”

This time, Jia Bailou also came over and said curiously: "Then this time, the hunter has completely converted to Buddhism, right?"

Lin Yu shook his head, no longer selling Guanzi, but said: "The hunter is still nostalgic for the red world, and the wild goose that the Buddha turned into is naturally the third time to poop on his head, and the hunter is questioning, and the Buddha replied like this......"

"Do you know why I want to poop on your head again and again? This is really not, but a gift from the Buddha, year after year, every year after the Qingming Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival and other festivals, the 24 solar terms, I come to poop to give gifts, then this is not, but a real gift. This is called habit into nature, when you are used to receiving gifts during these festivals, you will be able to accept it calmly in the future. ”

"In the future, if I don't come to, I'm afraid you'll still be looking forward to it, why don't I come to and give gifts. If I really don't come, you're just afraid that you will give birth to a resentful ghost, this autumn equinox, the first cup of milk tea in autumn, can't you be pampered!"

The hunter was fascinated by this, and finally bowed down and begged the Buddha to shave his ordination, so that he would no longer be nostalgic for the red dust. ”

Jia Bailou clapped his hands and said, "Wonderful, wonderful, this is really the supreme Dharma Zen principle!"

A group of apes didn't understand, but they inexplicably felt so awesome, anyway, Jia Bailou and the white ape and other leaders all applauded, it must be good, it must be the supreme Dharma.

At this moment, they looked at Lin Yu's eyes with respect and fear.

Du Han next to him was already numb, and he also admired Lin Yu's mouth.

It's okay in this way, at least by blowing each other, I am also familiar with these apes, and even have a certain right to speak and establish authority.

Lin Yu was also relieved, this nonsense actually had an effect.

These apes are all paradoxical in their understanding of the Dharma, and they don't know the essentials, but they don't know how to pretend to understand, and they have almost entered the path of demonic Buddhism.

Well, the image of his boy Venerable is majestic.

The golden auspicious clouds flew slowly, and at some point, there was a pop, as if they had squeezed into some difficult place.

Then, everyone's eyes lit up, and there was no fog in front of them, but they entered an open valley.

"Look over there!"

An ape with bulging eyes pointed to one place, apparently with excellent eyesight.

Lin Yu and the others looked up, it was actually a stream stained red with blood, and there were many corpses lying on both sides of the stream, many of which looked like huge demon beasts.