King Zhou Xuan had just returned to the harem, and Empress Jiang trotted up to meet him. As he ran, he shouted, "Husband, husband!"

"What's the matter?" Zhou Xuanwang's mood obviously did not improve, his brows twisted into a lock, and he asked impatiently.

"Something's wrong!

"With you, what other big things can happen in the palace?"

"Born! born!"

"What was born, born?"

"The palace girl has a baby, it's a girl!"

"What's the big deal with the palace girl's child, you look at her and give her a name, won't it be over!"

"Cut! The child is not yours!"

"Who is so bold! dare to bring me a hat, it's still green!"

"Where do you want to go! There are no men!"

"How can no man have a baby?"

"It's called getting pregnant without a husband, it's in ancient books!"

"Pregnant without a husband?"

"There's something fresher!"

"Oh?"

"Husband, guess how old is this palace maid?"

"Twenty?"

"No, guess again!"

"Thirty?"

"It's still not right, guess again!

"Is it forty?"

"It's small!"

"Forty-five?"

"It's still small!"

"Could it be that she is still a sixty-year-old woman!"

"Wow, husband, you're awesome!

"Wow!

"What nonsense are you talking about! People have already said that there are no men!

"That's too unreliable, isn't it?"

"What's even more unreliable! Husband, guess again, how long has this palace maid been pregnant?"

"You're pregnant in October! You don't even know such a little common sense of life when you're your husband!"

"That's not right!"

"A year?"

"No!

"It won't be ten years, will it?"

"No, go ahead!"

"Could it be forty years?" King Zhou Xuan confirmed that Empress Jiang was joking with him. If you kill him, he won't believe that someone will be pregnant for 40 years before giving birth!

"Congratulations, husband, you're right again!"

"What? forty years!"

"Yes, forty years! Not a day, not a day!"

"Forty years ago, I was a kid. My daddy is very young. Could it be that this palace maid is pregnant with my father's child?"

"Cut! How dare you think about it! Didn't they tell you, there are no men!"

"I'm pregnant without a husband, and I've been pregnant for forty years! Interesting, come, tell me, what's going on?"

"There's a treasure in the palace, you know?"

"What baby?" Zhou Xuanwang's eyes lit up a little.

"A box carved with dragons and phoenixes!"

"Hey, what kind of treasure am I! That box, I've seen, it's very ordinary, it's very loose, it's very ordinary!"

"What ordinary, sparse, ordinary! That's a treasure handed down from the Xia Dynasty!"

"Xia Dynasty! That's an antique! It's worth the old nose money!"

"Money, money, money, money, you know money, do you still lack money?"

"The more money, the better!" King Zhou Xuan used an idiom for the first time, and he actually used it in the right place! In fact, he still has a sentence that is forced to the bottom of his heart: Women, like money, the more the merrier!

How did Empress Jiang know what the hell King Zhou Xuan was thinking, only to see her husband staring at her in a daze, she couldn't help but feel a spring heart, and threw herself into King Xuan's arms with a "bang".

"By the way, what happened to the antique?" After that, King Zhou Xuan couldn't wait to ask.

"What antique?"

"That's the box!"

"Broken!"

"What's going on?"

"It's broken!"

"Who? I cut off his head!"

"Your daddy!"

"Well, it's a pity, how could my daddy break such a treasure for no reason?"

"Anyway, late one night, this baby suddenly emitted a light, colorful light!"

"Alas!

"What are you sorry for?"

"This baby doesn't shine sooner or later. Just shine while Daddy is alive!

"The palace guards naturally didn't dare to hide it, and immediately reported it to your father. ”

"As a result, my dad didn't catch any of them, and the baby fell to the ground and shattered!"

"Husband, you are so smart! I admire you more and more!"

"Use a clever ball!

"Do you want to know what's hidden in the box?"

"It's broken! Is there any point in hiding something in it?"

"Meaningful! Of course it is! Because it's ambergris!"

"Ambergris? That's a good thing! But if you fall into the ground, it's gone!

"It's a pity what!

"That's not a pity!

"What are you talking about! Don't wait for people to finish talking!"

"Good, good, good! you say!

"The ambergris flowed all over the ground, but suddenly it became a little turtle!"

"Haha! Ambergris becomes a king! It's funny! It's funny!"

"What ambergris becomes a king! It's a turtle!"

"The turtle is the king! The king is the turtle!"

"No, no! A turtle is a turtle, and a king is a king!"

"Okay, okay, okay! I won't quarrel with you!" ”

"The eunuchs saw the king. Oh no, it's a tortoise! But catch and catch, catch and catch, just can't catch it!"

"Let it run?"

"I ran away, but I ran to the harem!"

"Not good!"

"What's wrong with you?"

"Wang Ba ran to the harem, what good will happen!"

"You're thinking about something!"

"Then tell me, what did Wang Ba do when he ran to the harem?"

"If you don't do anything, you're gone!"

"Look at you, talking for a long time is in vain!"

The turtle is gone, but the traces of its crawling are still there!"

"So what?"

"A palace maid accidentally stepped on it! Guess what?"

"What else! Embroidered shoes are dirty!"

"It's not me talking about you, you're just unimaginative!"

"Otherwise, what would happen?"

"I'm pregnant!"

"Your plot is too bloody!"

"What kind of dog blood is not dog blood! This child has been born to you!"

"What do you mean to give birth to me! That is called to give birth to Wang Basheng!"

"Look at you, how ugly you speak!"

"Wait!Wait! You're talking about the palace maid who has been pregnant for forty years?"

"Otherwise, who else would it be?"

"Fun! You bring that kid, I'll see!"

"Look at it, throw it away!"

"Where?"

"Thirty miles outside the palace, Qingshui River!"

"Then you won't drown!"

"I'm going to drown!"

"Why is that?"

"Unlucky!"

"Why is it unlucky?"

"Husband, let me tell you a story!"

"Yes, yes, I love to hear your stories!"

"Once upon a time, there was a woman named Jiang Yan!"

"I know this!"

"Don't interrupt! This woman named Jiang Yan accidentally stepped on the footprints of the giant!"

"And then she became pregnant!

"Husband, you really know!"

"Nonsense! Isn't this our family's business!"

"Look, I forgot about it! But, husband, you understand, right?"

"What do I understand?"

"What is the name of your ancestor?"

"Abandon!"

"Why is it called abandonment?"

"Because he was discarded!"

"Therefore, the child who conceives without a husband must be discarded!"

"I said, my wife, what kind of logic are you!"

Suddenly, King Zhou Xuan's heart moved, as if he remembered something, and shouted excitedly: "Wife, you are awesome! Come, let's go!" As he spoke, he opened his bloody mouth and gnawed Empress Jiang's old face.