Sometimes, you have to admit that many old Chinese sayings, although very vulgar, are very accurate, accurate and outrageous! For example, "dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the sons of mice will make holes." King Zhou Xuan is not good, his son is stronger than him, because, to describe his son, we have to use a comparative level, even worse!

In fact, when it comes to popularity, King Zhou Xuan's son is much more famous than him, the king of Zhongxing. Because, this son of King Zhou Xuan is the male number one in this story, the male protagonist of the princes of the Beacon Opera, and the well-known Mr. Zhou Youwang.

In order to restrain this unreliable son, King Zhou Xuan, before reporting to the Jade Emperor, oh, no, it should be the Emperor of Heaven! It doesn't seem to be right, because, with what King Zhou Xuan did, he should not be able to go to heaven, but can only go down to the underworld to see the king of Hades. However, at that time, there was no king of Hades, and there was no research in the next place, so I didn't dare to write nonsense, so let's just do it! Otherwise, where will you let the soul of Comrade Xuanwang return?

You see, it's far away again. Let's go back and start from the beginning. Before King Zhou Xuan died, he specially arranged three people to look at his unreliable son. Of these three people, one of them is a woman, and the other two are of course men. This woman is Empress Jiang who shares the bed with King Zhou Xuan every night, and the two men are Yin Jifu and Zhaohu, who have done artificial respiration for King Zhou Xuan. It seems that it is indeed useful to have a skin-to-skin relationship with the king, at least, you can mix with the ministers who care for your life!

It is a pity that the three ministers carefully selected by King Zhou Xuan have too deep and outrageous feelings for him! Because they are reluctant to let King Zhou Xuan suffer alone in the underworld, the three of them rushed to the Yellow Spring to find their husbands and monarchs.

King Xuan of Zhou died, Empress Jiang died, Yin Jifu and Zhaohu also died, and King You of Zhou smiled. Now, he can play boldly, uninhibited, and unscrupulously with confidence!

King Zhou Xuan's corpse had not yet cooled down, and Empress Jiang's corpse still had residual warmth, so King Zhou You began to play! He played a lot of tricks, playing eagles, playing dogs, playing crickets, playing dice, playing guessing boxing orders, playing women, and of course, also playing men, young men with clear eyebrows!

Attentive readers may have noticed that playing with these things requires little brain. Yes, with the IQ of King Zhou You, he has no brains at all, how can he play any high-IQ game?

As for the government, those more reliable old people are almost dead, and the unreliable young people have risen up and gradually grasped the right to speak. Among them, there are three of the most unreliable young people, named Jia Zhong, Wu Zhong and Xu Zhong. Although these three people have the word "loyalty" in their names, as long as you connect their surnames and first names, you will find that these three guys are called false loyalty, no loyalty and false loyalty!

An unreliable king, three unreliable subordinates, and the government is in the hands of such an unreliable combination, which is estimated to be even more unreliable than the Chinese men's football team's doorstep, and there are many more unreliable!

As for that Taishi, it is basically between reliable and unreliable. Speaking of which, Taishi is a fairly upright person, and he often has insights into court politics, but unfortunately, he is basically not interested in court politics. Observing the heavens at night is his own job, and it is also all his amateur interest! As for the government affairs, if the king does not consult him, he will not pay attention to it. King Zhou You is obviously not a person who is good at asking questions without shame, so of course Taishi is happy to be idle and immerse himself in studying his business.

The government is getting more and more day by day, and King Zhou You is playing more and more happily day by day. It's just like that, playing and playing, something happened! It's not a trivial matter, because there was an earthquake!

Actually, the earthquake is not a big deal, and earthquake relief is just that. Although the dead bodies in the disaster area are sleepy, the adults who are far away in Hokyo cannot see them, and they are naturally upset when they can't see them. However, this time, it was not the place that was shaken, it was really not the place! Because, this time, it was the three rivers that were shaken, Jing, He, and Luo!

It turned out that in ancient times, the Emperor of Heaven was a kind elder who was overflowing with compassion. Whenever his family and country were about to die, he would make some moves to remind the person concerned to make corrections. Sanchuan is the place that the Emperor of Heaven likes to patronize. The Xia Dynasty was about to die, and it was Jing and Luoerchuan that were shaken, and the Shang Dynasty was about to die, and it was the Yellow River that was shaken. Now, with the simultaneous earthquake in Sanchuan, the situation is naturally extremely critical. Moreover, not only that, the three rivers all originate in Qishan, and the three rivers are earthquakes at the same time, and Qishan will naturally be affected, and the impact will be very large, and it may collapse.

The collapse of Qishan Mountain does not seem to be a big deal, but the Great Zhou Dynasty originated in Qishan, which is different! In other words, Qishan is the dragon vein of the Great Zhou, and when Qishan collapses, the dragon vein of the Great Zhou will be broken. Therefore, the ministers are in a hurry, but it is useless for them to be anxious, it is useless at all, because, their king, Comrade Zhou Youwang, is not in a hurry, not in a hurry at all!

It turns out that our Mr. Zhou Youwang is very modern and a pioneer against feudal superstition. He didn't care about the three rivers, the Qishan, the earthquake, or the dragon veins. Because, in his opinion, landslides and ground cracks are common things, and he can't afford to disturb his wonderful life for such a trivial matter. Therefore, for those troubled ministers, King Zhou You was very unhappy, very unhappy.

King Zhou You was unhappy, and the consequences were serious. Some of the outspoken ministers were executed, some were banished, and some were thrown into prison. At this moment, the more reliable ministers of the DPRK and China were almost wiped out. There is only one Taishi left between reliable and unreliable, and there is also a very reliable fish that slipped through the net, Situ Zheng Boyou.

Actually, speaking of which, these ministers are also troubled, and no one cares about the alarm, let alone you! Besides, if you talk about earthquakes, why do you have to do it with my private life!

Forget about others, after all, this Dongdong of mine is not a history book, and I can't afford to erect a monument for them! Bao Jue can't help but mention it, because it was because he was imprisoned that the female number one of our story was introduced: Bao Xi, Miss Bao, who laughed at the country.