Chapter 1: The father-in-law marries his daughter-in-law
Tang Ming Emperor Li Longji is probably one of the most well-known emperors in China, and one of the main reasons for this is that he once did a very immoral thing: he married his daughter-in-law Yang Yuhuan.
To tell the truth, because of this incident, Li Longji has been scolded a lot, although he can't say that he has been wronged, but he is really a little bit guilty. Because, in history, Li Longji is not the only person who marries his daughter-in-law, not even the first, not even the second. As for whether it is the third, I have not studied it in detail, so I dare not say anything.
The first person to eat crabs and bravely occupy his daughter-in-law lived in the enchanting Spring and Autumn Period. He is the monarch of the country, Wei Xuangong.
Wei Xuangong is a shameless person, very shameless. Back then, Wei Xuangong's father had a little wife named Yi Jiang than Wei Zhuanggong. Although Yi Jiang is also surnamed Jiang, he is not from the Qi country, but from a small country at that time, the Yi country. However, Yi Jiang is worthy of the surname Jiang, not only is he beautiful, but also his charm is not inferior to the famous Wen Jiang and Mourning Jiang's aunt and nephew. Wei Zhuang Gong was old and decrepit, which made Yi Jiang very dissatisfied, Wei Xuangong took advantage of the weakness and successfully squeezed out his father and became Yi Jiang's favorite.
Soon, the indecent love between the sister-in-law and the mother-in-law blossomed and bore fruit, and Wei Xuangong and Yi Jiang had children, their own children. This is a boy named Kyoko. Just like his name, the anxious son came in a bit of a hurry, and he couldn't see the light yet, so the eldest son of the dignified son could only be fostered in the people and became a wild child without a hukou.
Later, Wei Zhuang Gong finally did what his son wished, and obediently braided his hair. Wei Xuangong couldn't wait to succeed to the throne, couldn't wait to carry the anxious son back to the palace, and couldn't wait to live with Yi Jiang publicly. Coincidentally, Wei Xuangong's original wife, Concubine Xing, neither got her husband's favor, nor did she give birth to a son and a half daughter for her husband. Although Yi Jiang used to be his mother-in-law, but now that his father is dead, Wei Xuangong has long been inseparable from him, and he is more than two people! Therefore, as soon as Wei Xuangong was happy, excited, and impulsive, he promised Yi Jiang: In the future, he will definitely pass on his position to the anxious son. At the same time, Wei Xuangong also solemnly entrusted his own wishes and his son to the right son.
This is Wei Xuangong's first will, an oral will. However, people change, and so do wills.
Time flies, as if overnight, the anxious son is already sixteen years old, and it's time to talk about the daughter-in-law. The daughter-in-law hired by Wei Xuangong is the eldest daughter of Duke Qi and the sister of Zhu'er and Wen Jiang, Xuanjiang!
If Wen Jiang is as beautiful as a flower, then, for Xuan Jiang, we can only say that the flower is like a beauty. However, sometimes, a woman can't be too pretty, because if she is too pretty, she is prone to accidents. When I say this, I actually have accumulated a lot of courage, and I hope that the beauties in front of the computer will not scold me, let alone hit me with rotten eggs, because I am talking about the evil old society. As for you living in the bright sun, of course, the more beautiful the better! By the way, I wish the world's sisters to look like fairies, no, they are more beautiful than fairies!
Okay, sister, you can forgive me. Alright, I'll move on. It is said that the envoy of the country hired him to return, and he tried his best to boast about Xuanjiang's appearance in front of Wei Xuangong, saying that he was the first beauty in the world that was rare in the world.
Wei Xuangong is a pervert, an old pervert. I heard that my future daughter-in-law has a peerless appearance, and I can't help but feel like I'm missing, and my heart is itching. After thinking about it, I still couldn't let it go, and finally made up my mind: It is so stunning, rather than letting that anxious son enjoy it, it is better to keep it for myself! As long as I make raw rice into mature rice, others are helpless. I, since I can have a leg with my mother-in-law, why can't I have another leg with my daughter-in-law!
After all, if you really want to marry your daughter-in-law into the door and then start it, you can't help but be a little embarrassed! So, on the one hand, Wei Xuangong sent a hurryer to the Song Kingdom on a business trip, which was regarded as taking away the main master. On the other hand, he built a high platform on the bank of the Qi River, which was called Xintai. This new Taiwan repairs five steps on the first floor, ten steps and a pavilion, carved beams and painted buildings, luxurious to the extreme.
After the new house was built, Wei Xuangong sent Zuo Gongzi to Qi to welcome his relatives, and then sent him straight to Xintai.
The red hijab was carefully uncovered, and Xuan Jiang swept away Qiu Bo in a shy reply, and suddenly shouted "Mom": "Oh my God, how did a big horse monkey come out of my new house, an old and ugly big horse monkey!"
Wei Xuangong smiled, his smile was more ugly than crying, ten times more ugly, or even a hundred times ugly: "I'm not a big horse monkey, I'm your husband!"
Xuan Jiang's face turned red, and he said sharply: "Nonsense, my husband is a hurry, a young and beautiful son of the country!"
"How do you know this?" Wei Xuangong was surprised.
"Of course my dad told me!" Xuan Jiang said confidently.
"Your daddy really doesn't know how to be polite! In our time, how can you tell a girl this!"
"Don't digress the subject, who the hell are you? Where is my husband? Say, say it! Otherwise, I'll call someone!"
"Hee-hee, tell you the truth, my beauty. I'm the father of the anxious son, the king of the country!So, it's useless for you to shout and cut your throat!Come on, baby, **A moment is worth a thousand gold!"
"But, you're my husband!"
"No, I'm your husband, not your husband!"
"I'm your daughter-in-law!"
"No, you are my daughter-in-law, not my daughter-in-law!"
Xuan Jiang pondered for a while, smiled, and said, "Okay! Although you are old and ugly, you are the most powerful man in the country, I like it! Come on, husband, don't live up to this great spring!"
Xuan Jiang smiled and was so charming that Wei Xuangong's bones were crispy, and he couldn't wait to pounce on him.
Anxious son went home from a business trip to Song Kingdom and went to Xintai to resume his life, Wei Xuangong was cheeky, pointed at Xuanjiang and said, "This, it should have been your wife." Now, however, she has become my woman, your mother-in-law, quick, see your mother!"
Mommy used to be grandpa's little wife, and Daddy married his own wife. You say, what kind of virtue will such a pair of parents raise a child?
Unexpectedly, Anxious is a gentle and generous person, not only gentle and generous, but also very filial, very filial! Since Daddy likes the woman I hired, then use it, anyway, women have. Therefore, for this concubine who has almost become his wife, and for the father who occupies his fiancée, the anxious son has no resentment, and respectfully sees his own concubine. And Xuan Jiang was not ashamed, and helped up this son who almost became his husband with a smile!
And that's the end of it? No, the story has just begun!