Chapter 12: The Prince's Wrath
The dignified mother of a country was bullied like this by a nameless and penniless girl, and Shen Hou's heart was very aggrieved, not only aggrieved, but also depressed. With Shenhou's IQ, the only way to excrete grievances and depression now is to cry, earth-shattering crying. It is said that in later generations, there was a Meng Jiangnu who cried so much that the mountains shook, and finally cried down the Great Wall! Compared with her descendants, Empress Shen's crying does not seem to be much inferior. Because, although she did not cry down the Great Wall, she cried a person, a person who could help him, and this person was none other than her son, who was the crown prince of the dynasty.
It is said that mother and son are connected, which is not false at all. Seeing that his queen mother was a handful older, but she cried so much that she cried with pear blossoms and rain, and even cried her eyes like peaches, the prince's heart was naturally not comfortable. It is the son's responsibility and bounden duty to share the worries of the queen mother and solve the problems for the queen mother! However, in order to solve the problem, we must first find the root cause of the disease. Where the salt comes from salty and where the vinegar comes from sour, you have to figure it out.
The prince didn't ask, but after asking this question, Shen Hou suddenly found that he had finally found the backbone and found the backer. took his son's hand and began to talk bitterly about his history of suffering. She spoke, cried, cried, and sang at the same time, living like a rap art performer.
I've always felt sorry for some of the ancients. Because, they are looking for the wrong profession. Let's not talk about ordinary people, after all, it doesn't make much sense to make fun of small people. If you want to shabu, let's just shabu those with the highest grades, for example, the emperor. Xia Wei should change careers to become a philosopher, because, more than 2,000 years later, the famous German philosopher Nietzsche came to an exact same conclusion as Xia Wei: "I am the sun!" Xia Wei is an absolute prophet! Shang Wei should change careers to become an athlete, and it is best to be a weightlifter, because the strength of the Shang King is very great, and the big one is surprisingly large, and he can change the beam and change the pillar, and can drag the nine oxen upside down! This sub strength, to say the least, can also lift 1,800 catties, compared with the Shang Wang, the modern world record is simply weak! If he has the opportunity to participate in the Olympic Games, I believe that Comrade Shang Xuan will certainly be able to win glory for the country and win a gold medal to wear it! As for Zhou Youwang, he should change his career to be the host of emotional programs, because Zhou Youwang is a bisexual, whether he is gay or heterosexual, he has rich practical experience, and he must be the first to speak of it, and the ratings must be extremely high!
If Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, had become the chairman of the Great Sui Poetry Association, he would have been very competent; Li Yu, the queen of the Southern Tang Dynasty, would have been the most suitable post for the post of chairman of the Southern Tang Poetry Association; as for Zhao Ji of Song Huizong, he would certainly be the main cadre of the Northern Song Dynasty Calligraphy and Painting Association, and his ranking would certainly not be too low! If Ming Wuzong had not been the emperor, but had joined the army, he might have become a generation of famous generals; if Ming Xizong had gone to study architecture, his achievements might not be much inferior to Liang Sicheng!
As for the magnificently Tang Dynasty, the emperors of all dynasties under Li Shimin, perhaps, with their sons and grandsons, can form a large lineup of religious research societies, and then organize a chemical research association of the same scale. Because, most of them pursue immortality and like to take chemical preparations, for example, elixirs of immortality, aphrodisiacs, etc.!
Finally, let's talk about our Shen Hou, if she changes her career to become a folk artist, or if she turns into an actor, she will definitely be liked by the masses of the people, suitable for all ages.
Well, a bit of gossip. Now, let's cut to the chase.
In front of his backbone, Shen Hou danced and tearfully put his history of grievance and depression with tears and added some oil, added some vinegar, sprinkled some salt, smeared some chili peppers, and performed vividly. When Empress Shen said this, her precious son was angry enough.
"Don't worry, Queen Mother!, I'll give you this breath!" the prince patted his chest and assured her mother.
"At the critical moment, it's still my son!, but how to get out?" asked Empress Shen with a smile.
"Well, let me think about it. The prince scratched the back of his head and replied embarrassedly.
To be honest, the prince's IQ is very limited, very limited. Actually, it's no wonder that this kid. After all, Dabi is a two-hundred-five, Mommy is also a two-hundred-five, a child born of two two-hundred-five, the IQ is not five hundred, of course, it is not two two-hundred-five, but two hundred and five squared, super invincible two-hundred-five!
After racking his brains and thinking about it for a long time, Super Invincible 205 finally came up with an idea, an outrageous idea that couldn't be more outrageous: to beat Bao Xibian, Haibian's kind.
Although Empress Shen is also a two hundred and five, she has not yet reached the highest level of super invincibility, so she feels that this idea is not reliable!
Ignoring the dissuasion of the queen mother, the prince left, and the bullfighting man left.
Coincidentally, the next day, after a strike of more than 100 days, King Zhou You, who had been on strike for more than 100 days, didn't know which tendon was wrong, and he was willing to abandon his beloved woman and run to the court! The prince hid aside, secretly happy, and now, the opportunity has come!
Qiongtai has a large garden with many flowers in the garden, and flowers bloom and fall all year round. These were not available before Bao Xi moved in, because these flowers, these precious flowers, were planted by King Zhou You one by one, and of course there was only one purpose, that is, to make the beauties happy.
On this day, the flowers in the garden are blooming. The Bao Xi, who had stolen half a day's leisure, leaned comfortably on the railing, and was enjoying the flowers in a relaxed mood. In the past 100 days, the perverted Zhu Bajie has been by her side all day long, there is nowhere to hide, nowhere to hide, and there is nowhere to hide. Now, that guy has finally gone to the court, and Bao Xi wants to enjoy this rare peace.
Suddenly, twenty or thirty palace people broke into outside. Among them, there are palace maids and eunuchs. This group of men and women, no, it should be this group of people who are neither men nor women, and it is not right! Forget it, don't say it, anyway, I mean, you know! Without saying a word, this group of palace people went straight into the garden and began to pick flowers, picking and trampling on them indiscriminately.
As soon as the palace people in Qiongtai saw that the formation was wrong, they immediately came out to stop it. And arrogantly told those who picked and trampled on the ground: "These flowers are very precious, they were planted by the prince himself, and they are only for Bao Niangniang to enjoy alone!" Unexpectedly, those palace people were even more domineering, their noses were crooked, and they replied disdainfully: "We, on the orders of the Zhenggong Niangniang, came to pick flowers, who dares to stop them?"
Neither of the palace people on either side refused to give in, so they quarreled, and the sound became louder and louder, and finally alarmed Bao Xi, who was closing his eyes and recuperating.
Someone dared to trespass into his garden, and Bao Xi was very angry. She walked downstairs angrily, ready to teach these palace people who didn't know the height of the sky and the earth a lesson. Unexpectedly, Bao Xi had just come downstairs, and before her heels could stand firmly, she was grabbed by the hair, and the split was a punch. While beating, he also scolded: "You cheap woman! You have no name and no point, and you dare to call yourself a mother! Today, let you see the methods of the prince!" While scolding, punching and kicking, there is no shadow of his father's pity and cherishing jade.
Pitiful, a beautiful woman like a flower and jade, in an instant, was beaten into Cheng Biting Gold! When the people of the palace saw it, the matter was too big and they hurriedly dissuaded it. Although the prince was very stupid, he didn't dare to hurt Bao Xi's life, so he had to stop half-pushing. Then, beating the drum of victory and singing a song of triumph, he walked away.
The prince protruded like an iron horseman, coming and going suddenly. Behind him, he left behind a mess, a mess of flowers, people, and a mess.
Of course, with the prince's infinitely close to zero IQ, he would never have thought that he would be in trouble, although it can't be said to be a catastrophe, it can be much worse!