Updated October 8, 2015 at 7 p.m

In the last book, when the Jade Emperor heard that the immortals had been rescued, he wiped the sweat on his head suddenly, opened his mouth and said, "Brother Tang, you are the lucky star of the heavenly realm, since you came, good things have continued!"

Donnie Ma said in her heart your father, just two days ago, you asked me to lead the army of the Heavenly Demon Realm into a trap, obviously trying to kill me, but my brother is not the same as you.

Just thinking about it, the Jade Emperor teleported to Tang Nyima, reached into his arms as if he was going to take out something, and startled Xiao Tang, fuck, you didn't want to take out a pistol and kill me!

I saw that the Jade Emperor had an extra purple cigarette box in his hand, gently tore it open, pulled out a cigarette and handed it to Xiao Tang first, and then he also came to one, rubbed his thumb and middle finger and snapped his fingers, and a small green flame appeared, first lit it for Xiao Tang, and then made it himself, Meimei took a puff, and said: "Brother Tang, the West teaches us so yin, you have a lot of ideas, give me an idea, anyway, you Brother Hao, I will kill Rulai now, the whole family has the heart!"

Emperor Tang spit out a smoke ring, slapped his right hand away, and said: "According to the rules of the Tao, the Western Sect has made a move, if we pretend to be cowardly, we won't have to mix in this heavenly realm in the future." ”

Haotian said with a solemn face: "Brother has an idea, but it doesn't hurt to say it, my brother knows that you have not been defeated since your debut, where do you mean, brother, these tens of millions of people will fight, there is no need to say!"

"Okay!" Emperor Tang's eyes lit up, and he said loudly: "Why can the Western religion develop into today's power, to put it mildly, it is all your habit, let it build temples everywhere to promote and attract people to join the religion, and now if you want to engage in Western religion, you have to start from the root, from now on, lead people to sweep away all their forces, and get it when they see baldness, and within half a month, they will panic!"

The Jade Emperor's eyes were a little messy, and he couldn't understand Tang Nyima's underworld behavior for a while, and asked: "The temples in various urban areas pay a lot of silver every month, and if they are smashed, I am afraid that the per capita GDP of the entire Heavenly Court will drop by a grade." ”

Emperor Tang felt really anxious about Haotian's IQ, "Brother Hao, why don't you have an open mind, he still has more to rob ourselves?" And those bald people are good strong laborers, one by one, fat and strong, go to the mountains to mine, and don't need to pay the wages, say in advance, I want half, help me reclaim the land you gave me, the drawings are all drawn, and wait for the construction!"

Haotian's scalp was numb when he heard this, this kid didn't know what to do, and hurriedly said: "Monk, you take them all away, I don't have any spare food for them, the land contract will be signed and sealed when they come back, the local boss is the boss, it is a deviation." ”

Emperor Tang laughed and said, "It's okay to be a little bit, as long as you don't follow the Daxiong Treasure Palace!"

As he was talking, he only heard the continuous jingling sound outside, and the sound of crying, Tang Emperor walked out of the palace door to see, it turned out that millions of immortals rushed back, and they were knocking on the door outside the protective cover! The Jade Emperor sucked me in, and the method is estimated to be only good for one or two, seeing so many people, Haotian hurriedly walked to a screen behind the dragon chair, there was a knife gate on it, the Jade Emperor pulled it suddenly, the protective cover was removed, and the immortals swarmed in.

Tai Bai Xian wailed at the Jade Emperor with a handful of snot and tears: "Your Majesty, I thought I would never see your old man again, woo woo woo ......" The Jade Emperor sat back on the dragon chair, waved his hand slightly, and said unusually calmly: "Zhong Aiqing escaped safely thanks to Tang Dasheng, it is I who asked the Great Sage for help, so I have this merit!"

This time the Emperor Tang can show his face, millions of immortals squeezed into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall no less than tens of thousands, around Tang Nyima to say thanks, this said that there is good wine at home, be sure to appreciate the face, that said that there is a woman just eighteen, free to go home to sit, Tang Emperor was annoyed by these flies so much that his brain hurt, and he didn't dare to offend, so he smiled one by one.

The Jade Emperor watched coldly, and he didn't know what he was thinking in his head. After the excitement was over, all the immortals except those who needed to be on duty, the others bid farewell to Haotian and Emperor Tang one by one, and turned back to their caves.

That night, the Jade Emperor held a banquet to entertain the immortals, firstly, to frighten the immortals, and secondly, to declare war against the Western Sect. The immortals were full of fighting spirit, and they all said that although they had not opened the killing ring for many years, they had to kill a few bald donkeys this time!

The next day, under the leadership of the Tang Emperor, tens of thousands of immortals had a control knife in their hands and rushed to the nearest Jade Buddha Temple. Legend has it that this temple was established more than 200,000 years ago, there are more than 1,000 monks in the temple at present, the incense is prosperous, the tourists on weekdays are endless, a holiday, it is a busy traffic, a sea of people, and it is said that the biggest feature of this temple is to ask for a child is particularly spiritual, whether you are married for ten years or twenty years, as long as the woman has no problem, come here to ask for a child, the man is a eunuch can also hold the big fat boy after ten months!

Emperor Tang and the immortals had already set off as soon as dawn, and dozens of breakfast stalls were eaten up in the middle, and half of the immortals had not yet entered, and they were so hungry that they couldn't move for a while. When there were still five hundred meters away from the Jade Buddha Temple, Emperor Tang realized that he had made an extremely serious mistake, paralyzed today is the first day of the new year, there are people everywhere, Emperor Tang squeezed three times and did not squeeze in, and was sprayed by an old lady who came to ask for a child, saying that Tang Nyima played hooligan and touched her ass, Xie Tianji finally squeezed to Emperor Tang, and when he saw this, he had to come forward, and he was a big mouth when he squeezed it.

The girl was stunned for a few seconds after being pumped, and then she began to roll in the ground, howling loudly, and the already crowded place instantly had tens of thousands of people to see the excitement, the immortals were dumbfounded, the first time they experienced this, they were a little numb, and the step was already squeezed into annoyance, and at this time it was even more angry by the girls on the ground and angry in the heart, and shouted loudly: "! I let you squeeze and die!"

With a muffled sound, Emperor Tang saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly jumped into the sky, only to see that the crowd below was like ripples on the water surface, floating around very quickly, and the center of the ripples was Bu Jingyun!

The editor disagrees with the removal of the work...... Forget it, I wrote it with my heart, and the brothers who like "The Great Sage" can only break the bank, so they should spend money to buy fun!