Chapter 23: Vampires!
July 4, 2015 at 5 p.m. Word Count 2041
In the last book, it was said that the ghost of the ghost Yin Mountain was the first Tian Baisha to fight Xie Tianji, and during the fierce battle, Xie Tianji's dog Zamao hit Tian Baisha's crotch hard, Tian Baisha fled back to his camp, ashamed, and shouted loudly: "There is still sunshine now, the strength of my ghost clan is greatly affected, and I will fight again at night!" Don Nyima did not stop him, but only ordered him to go down and guard the front and back of the mountain, and not let a ghost escape. Dozens of tents, large and small, were erected and camped at the foot of the mountain.
After a while, his subordinates reported that a dog spirit was caught in the back mountain, sneaky, and asked the boss if he interrogated him personally. Don Nyima said "bring it up", only to see a goblin with a kobold being pushed in front of Don Nyima. "Hey, isn't this Brother Nasus, why did you run here without staying in Tiger Roaring Mountain?" (and see the first chapter) The dog-headed Nasus looked at the person opposite who seemed to be familiar, as if he had given himself a stuffy stick at the foot of Tiger Roaring Mountain, and replied sullenly: "The Ten Thousand Demon Continent is not peaceful, I came here to help Lord Tian Baisha engage in research work." "Oh? Don Nyema was surprised, this thing turned out to be a scientist, and quickly asked, "Dare to ask Brother Dog what kind of research work he does?" Nasus was embarrassed and said, "My job is to be studied......
It turns out that the topic of this year's Ghost Clan Nobel Science Award is "Calculus Equation on the Probability of Success of the Demon Clan's Transformation into a Human Form and the DNA Mutation Produced in the Transformation Process Can Be Absorbed and Used by the Ghost Clan", it is said that to break this issue, the Ghost King will award a Lifetime Achievement Award and give a Heavenly Demon Bead, I don't know what it is, anyway, it is said to be very awesome! Look at the people, no wonder the ghost clan is mixed up now, the continent is full of ghost caves and ghost mountains, just when we humans and demon clans are still studying what to eat every day, people are starting to study DNA and calculus!
After a brief chat, the dog-headed Nasus is a real person, and he was tricked by Xiao Tang's classmates and even explained clearly when he masturbated and masturbated every day. It turned out that Tian Baisha was afraid that he would lose to the people of Don Nyima, so he sent this dog head who was not afraid of the sun to ask for help in a church ten miles away from here. There is also the fact that Nasus and other goblins were all captured by the ghost clan, and among them, there are acquaintances such as Wang Bajun Shi Ramos, Niu Tou Ma Mian, etc., but because of Lord Ramos's upright temperament, he was stewed into Wang Ba soup by Tian Baisha last night and drunk...... After Don Nyema finished asking, he said directly to Nasus: "You and I are acquaintances, so you can mess with me in the future!" Nasus had nowhere to go when he left his hometown, so he immediately agreed happily.
In the blink of an eye, in the middle of the night, Xie Tianji shouted at the bottom of the mountain after eating and sleeping, and it is estimated that even the church can hear it, and the ghost fire on the mountain is shining, and after a while, all the ghosts of the ghost Yin Mountain come to the foot of the mountain. Tian Baisha looked around and didn't see the vampire viscount, and he didn't care, it is said that the foreign gang likes to play surprise attacks.
Tian Baisha raised his trident and shouted: "Little ones, give it to me!" Don Nyima was not to be outdone, with a wave of his hand, the generals behind him also pounced head-on, and a group fight began. I saw that Xie Tianji in the crowd was extremely heroic, although it was only silver 1, but he was not afraid of the ghost clan master of the opposite gold 5, Xie Tianji mainly attacked the upper three roads, and the miscellaneous hair mainly attacked the lower three roads, and after a while, no less than three young masters of the ghost clan lost the possibility of being a father forever......
Don Nyima was not idle, stepping on the manhole cover and flying over everyone's heads, covering the mountain road, and no one cared about him in the fierce fighting on the scene. After a while, the strength of the Guiyin Mountain side was not strong and was beaten and retreated, Don Nyima stopped everyone from continuing to chase, only to hear the screams on the mountain road, and occasionally a few fish caught in the net were also taken out of the genuine manhole cover by Don Nyima, so far, the whole army of Guiyin Mountain was wiped out.
Led a group of subordinates down to the mountain, summoned the newly harvested gold 5 ghost Shoutian Baisha, and asked him to lead the way in front of him, so that everyone could collect the spoils. This ghost mountain is really poor and pitiful, asking Tian Baisha if there are a lot of spirit stones, Tian Baisha said that he is a ghost and does not use spirit stones, and he used to grab it and fell to the ground to listen to the sound and play...... As for the spirit grass, it can't survive at all in this smoky ghost mountain, and the only gain is that there are more than 300 mouths to eat! Don Nyima collapsed, and the birds and beasts near Tianyi Mountain were basically eaten by these foodies, and even the migrating geese flew around Tianyi Mountain in a circle...... This expedition was also aimed at finding a new source of food, but the result was indeed adding fuel to the fire, and the problem was even more serious...... No wonder it is said that the boss is not good, the team is not good, and it is a big problem to fill their mouths!
Speaking of food, Tian Baisha suddenly said: "Boss, I don't have it here, but that foreign devil does, he is in the church ten miles away from here, he must eat fresh steak and pork chops every day, as a result, this guy has a circle of pigs, cattle and sheep There must be thousands, let's go and grab it!" Speaking of this, Tian Baisha, who lacks virtue and smokes, has a bad idea, "Boss, we won't go now, we will go tomorrow morning, at that time he was standing and sleeping in the coffin, we can get it as we want, haha." "Well, just do as you say!
Early the next morning, before breakfast had landed, Donnyema's troops rushed to the church, and from a long distance they could smell the stench of pig dung and cow dung...... Originally, after opening the coffin, the vampire viscount slept on Zhengxiang, but Don Nyima took the manhole cover and put it on him but didn't react, it seems that foreign ghosts and our ghosts have different structures.
was instructing his subordinates to carry the vampire into the sewer, who thought that he didn't know which of his subordinates was hungry and red-eyed, and actually grabbed a pig with a knife and stabbed it, the pig's dying scream made the vampire open his eyes suddenly, and he flew into the air wearing a black tuxedo, with white skin, sharp fangs, and red eyes staring fiercely at Don Nyima and the others.
Donnie Ma said in his heart, Okay, let's take the second form that you learned after practicing the uncle's promotion to silver. Signaling everyone to retreat, Don Nyima threw off his robe and said word by word: "Heaven-Outside-Fly-Immortal!" At this time, the two thousand five hundred and sixty Gai Zhong Gai formed a giant sword hundreds of meters long in the air, the church was instantly shattered, the pigs, cattle and sheep in the pen were all scared to urine, and even the rising sun was suddenly eclipsed under the light of this colorful sword, just as Tang Nima was about to push the sword out, the vampire suddenly said in stiff Mandarin: "Brother, don't kill me, I'm convinced!"