Volume 1 Chapter 25 Master, You Are a God
Originally, this is nothing, taxi drivers drive every day, and there are always one or two illegal lane changes, and there is usually nothing to do. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Bisheng happened to have a traffic police officer at the intersection today, and the traffic policeman's eyes were very good, and he saw the taxi changing lanes illegally at a glance, not only that, but the traffic police were also a pacesetter in strict law enforcement, and immediately ran over to signal the taxi driver to pull over, and then issued a ticket.
Although the fine for a traffic violation like this is not much, and it generally does not exceed 100 yuan in Jiangzhou City, this just responds to what Xia Yunjie just said, "You have to make a small fortune later". Not only that, but even the timing is accurate, and it's really "wait a while".
The taxi driver watched the traffic police comrade issue a ticket, and for the first time in his life, he forgot to ask the traffic police comrade for mercy and say good things, but sat in the driver's seat in a daze, and all that echoed in his mind was the sentence that Xia Yunjie just said.
Fuck, it's god!
Under the surprised gaze of the traffic police, the taxi driver accepted the ticket very happily, and then immediately stepped on the accelerator to drive, while driving, he said to Xia Yunjie with admiration and excitement: "Guy......." No, no, this master, you are really amazing! You really said it, and it is exactly the same, please help me look at the photo again!"
Xia Yunjie waved his hand when he heard this, and continued to look out the car window to admire the high-rise buildings flying by. Xia Yunjie's secondary school major is business assistant, and according to the professional employment direction, he should now sit in the office of these high-rise buildings as an office white-collar worker. When he first came to Jiangzhou City, Xia Yunjie also thought so with confidence, sitting in the office, drinking tea, using modern computers, blowing air conditioners, and commuting to work every day. Now I know that the reality is much crueler than I imagined, if it weren't for the fact that I happened to do Cheng Wan a favor two days ago, it is estimated that he is still moving bricks at the construction site.
When the taxi driver saw Xia Yunjie waving his hand, he couldn't help but be a little anxious, so he simply parked the car on the side of the road, turned his head and said, "Master, you can help me calculate it, how much is it!"
"I don't make money!" Xia Yunjie couldn't help but wave his hand with a smile when he heard this, he really wanted to make money by divination, he had already made it, so why did he need to be a waiter in a bar?
"I'm sorry master, everyone is going to eat, how can there be a person who doesn't charge money if he looks at the hexagram? Just now I have eyes and don't know the masters, you just think what I said before is, you can help me calculate a hexagram!" the driver pleaded bitterly.
Xia Yunjie was so entangled by the driver that he couldn't do anything, shook his head and said: "I don't accept money, so let's do it, meeting is fate, you tell me what you want to ask the most? I'm not responsible, and don't ask me anything else. ”
Seeing that Xia Yunjie nodded and agreed, and did not charge money, the taxi driver couldn't help but be overjoyed and said, "Thank you, master, I want to calculate my children's luck." I am 35 years old this year, but my wife has not conceived a child after eight years of marriage, and I went to the hospital for a check-up, and the hospital did not see the problem. I've read some reports and books that say that men who sit for a long time can also cause infertility, and I drive a taxi and sit all day long, and I don't know if that's the reason. If that's the reason, it's terrible, I can't do anything but drive, and I really don't know what to do if I don't do this. ”
When Xia Yunjie saw that the taxi was talking about the back, a trace of emotion surged in his heart that he was a worker at the end of the world, and life was not easy, so he cheered up and stared at the taxi driver seriously.
This inspection found that the taxi driver's children's palace is under the two eyes, there are tattoos, moles and depressions, and the middle part of the person is shallow and distorted. However, Xia Yunjie did not look at the appearance, but saw the changes in the other party's yin and yang five elements breath through the eyes of the sky, and saw that it was the real "phase".
Looking at this, Xia Yunjie can see that the taxi driver's children's palace is full of luck, and there is a faint yin and yang qi that is auspicious to the dragon and phoenix, but it is a child and a daughter, and it depends on the recent situation. So Xia Yunjie asked the taxi driver's birthday and his wife's birthday again, and then calculated carefully, but his wife was already happy, and she was also a dragon and phoenix twin, so she couldn't help but smile and arch her hand at the taxi driver: "Congratulations, master, if you are not miscalculated, your wife is already pregnant, and she is still a dragon and phoenix fetus." ”
The taxi driver was almost so surprised by Xia Yunjie's news that he jumped up from the driver's seat, and said with excitement on his face: "Great, master, is this true? Don't make me happy! By the way, I have also been to the Taoist temple before, and they said that my face is not good, and they say that there are evil lines and evil moles in the children's palace, by the way, there are other people who are shallow and distorted, there is no children's blessing, you have to scatter wealth, do more good deeds, accumulate yin virtue, and so on." Why don't you help me take a look?"
The taxi driver said that the excitement from the beginning turned into gains and losses, after all, he couldn't conceive after eight years of marriage, and suddenly let Xia Yunjie calculate, he had a dragon and phoenix fetus, which is too coincidental and exaggerated!
"Divination is not completely accurate, and I can't guarantee that there will be no mistakes. But when you go home and ask your wife for a check-up, won't you know everything? If not, then I miscalculated, and you have no loss, if so, it is naturally a great joy. Xia Yunjie smiled.
The taxi driver thought about it, scratched his head and smiled at Xia Yunjie with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry master, our Guo family has three generations of single inheritance, I really want a child." Whether my wife is pregnant or not, I want to thank you. ”
Xia Yunjie couldn't help crying and laughing when he heard this, what did it matter to him if his wife was pregnant or not?
The taxi driver probably also realized that his last sentence was ambiguous, scratched his head in embarrassment again, and then took out all the money in his wallet and counted it: "Master, I don't have much cash with me, do you think three hundred and six is enough?"
"I don't accept money, there is only one request, whether this is accurate or not, don't come to Deya Community to find me in the future, and don't mention me to others, I don't like people to disturb my life. Xia Yunjie waved his hand and excused.
Although Xia Yunjie really can't guarantee that there will be no mistakes, with his level, Xia Yunjie is still confident that he will be stable under normal circumstances and will not make any mistakes. So he was really a little worried that the taxi driver would come home and find out that his wife was pregnant, and he would come to the Deya community to find him, which would be really annoying.
"No, no. Don't worry, Master, I know that a truly superior person like you is different from those fortune tellers who set up stalls on the streets, and whether my wife is pregnant or not, I will not bother you again. Seeing that Xia Yunjie really didn't charge money, the taxi driver looked at him more and more, and hurriedly said with a straight face when he heard this, and then stepped on the accelerator and continued to move forward.
It's just that the sentence behind him made Xia Yunjie cry and laugh again, saying this, his wife was pregnant, as if it had something to do with him.
At the gate of Deya Community, Xia Yunjie stopped the taxi driver, who was supposed to give money, but the driver didn't want to live or die, and even got a little angry in the end, as if Xia Yunjie looked down on him. Xia Yunjie had no choice but to give up, thanked the driver and got out of the car.
Looking at the taxi leaving in the dust, Xia Yunjie couldn't help but shake his head with the fifteen yuan in his hand, is this considered to make money with witchcraft?
Thinking in his heart, Xia Yunjie walked towards the Shaxian snack at the entrance of the community, ate a bowl of fried noodles in the store, and then returned to the room to continue studying.
Not to mention that Xia Yunjie went back to his room to study, and said that the taxi driver remembered that his wife who worked in the commercial building happened to be her turn to rest today, and after all, he couldn't bear the expectation and curiosity in his heart, so he specially called back and said that he would go home for lunch and ask his wife to prepare it.
As soon as he got home, the taxi driver noticed a different atmosphere. The smell of food wafted from the cramped rented house, and the small table was full, and his wife was staring at him with a smile on her face.
The taxi driver couldn't help but think of what Xia Yunjie said, his heart couldn't help but beat violently, and he said in a trembling voice: "What day is today?"
"Guess?" his wife asked, looking at him and smiling.
"You won't have it, will you?" said the taxi driver's voice, which trembled even more.
"It's really boring, just guess it, you won't think about anything else, and you think about the child's things all day long. When his wife saw that the taxi driver guessed it, she couldn't help but give him a blank look.
When the taxi driver saw that his wife really had it, he couldn't help but be completely stunned, and muttered, "No, it's really right, it's too fucking god!"
"Hey, what's your attitude. Nagging children all day long, now you have it, but you are talking nonsense, what is wrong, not God?" His wife couldn't help but reach out and push him when she saw her husband nagging.
The taxi driver was pushed, and then he came back to his senses, hugged his wife excitedly and said: "No, just now there was a master in my car, who helped me see the photo, and said that you have it, I still don't believe it, but I didn't expect it to really happen." ”
"No, it's so amazing!" the taxi driver's wife couldn't help but be surprised when she heard this.
"yes, by the way, he also said that you are pregnant with dragon and phoenix twins!" said the taxi driver.
"That's possible, I heard that there is a genetic inheritance of twins, and I heard my mother say that my great-grandmother seemed to have given birth to twins. The taxi driver's wife thought for a moment.
"No!" the taxi driver was completely stunned. He couldn't imagine that a person, and such a young person, could reach such an unpredictable level of physiognomy! It even made him feel a trace of inexplicable fear of Xia Yunjie in his heart, which was the innate fear of the unknown in human beings, and it was this fear that made the taxi driver dare not move the slightest thought of disturbing Xia Yunjie in the Deya community.
If you annoy that master, God knows what will happen!
Evening, Jiangzhou University, Feng Jia.
Yang Hui'e carried a basket and was about to go out to buy vegetables as usual, while Feng Wenbo was watering his fruits and vegetables and his Chinese herbs in the yard.