Without the hateful old witch Shenhou and the hateful villain Yijiu, King Zhou's happy life has reached a new level.

However, soon, King Zhou You, who lived happily and sweeter than honey, discovered a problem, a strange question: Bao Xi, my beauty, my queen, my heart and liver, my baby, have never laughed!

Before, it was understandable that Bao Xi didn't smile. After all, under the double attack of the old witch Empress Shen and the big villain Yi Jiu, Bao Xi, my beloved woman, her life is threatened, a serious threat!

But this is no longer the case. With the queen in hand, the world is worry-free. Life is so beautiful, life is like sugar dipped in honey, but, Baoxi, my beauty, why do you still refuse to smile?

King Zhou You likes to praise and like to the bones! However, a beauty can have no tears, but she can't have no smile! Yang Guifei in later generations can "look back and smile at a hundred beautiful people", and why can't she be praised with three thousand favors in one?

I am the king of a country, rich in the world. Therefore, I must have the ability and the means to make Bao Xi, my beloved woman happy!

In order to make the Pomeranians smile, King Zhou You can be said to have taken great pains and made frequent clever moves, and held many grand theme parties one after another.

First of all, there is the instrumental evening. In order to make the Pomeranians smile, King Zhou You worked tirelessly and traveled frequently, almost crossing all dynasties in later generations. The hard work pays off, and this instrumental performance can be described as a gathering of big names, and the grand occasion is unprecedented, not only unprecedented, but also unprecedented.

The first to appear were two fairy-like elders, Yu Boya and Zhong Ziqi, who showed off their stunt for the first time: four-handed playing, and as for the track, of course, it was "Mountains and Flowing Water" that made them famous for posterity. The next one on the field is more terrifying, no, it is quite terrifying, because he was escorted up, and the person who escorted him was not an ordinary person, but an executioner, and he was still holding a bright ghost-headed knife in his arms. It seems that when the song is finished and dispersed, it will be the day when the performer dies! This condemned prisoner was also calm and unhurried, and the song "Guangling San" was played like a cloud and water without the slightest hindrance. I'm sure you've already guessed that this is none other than the famous Ji Kang. Next, classic repertoire such as "Erquan Reflecting the Moon", "Flat Sand and Falling Geese", "Ambush on All Sides" and "Spring River Flower Moonlight Night" were staged in turn.

Unexpectedly, the finale was a pair of ticket friends, and they were also husband and wife ticket friends, Ling Hu Chong and Ren Yingying. The husband and wife appeared together, and a flute ensemble "Smiling Proud Jianghu" can be described as amazing!

The party was very exciting, and the king was very helpless. Because, Bao Xi didn't smile, didn't laugh at all!

If instrumental music doesn't work, then change vocal music. This time, King Zhou You was ruthless and traveled abroad. When I came back, I almost got lost and became a lonely ghost in a foreign land. Moreover, he also painstakingly arranged a chorus of Chinese and foreign singers: Pavarotti and Li Guinian sang the classic song "My Sun", Liu Huan and Sarah Brightman performed "Me and You", Michael Jackson and Gong Linna performed the Divine Comedy "Nervous", and the Beatles and the Chopsticks Brothers sang another Divine Comedy "Little Apple".

The party was very exciting, and the king was very helpless. Because, Bao Xi didn't smile, didn't laugh at all!

If the music doesn't work, then change to dance. This time, King Zhou Youwang made a live PK. The thin beauty Zhao Feiyan's "Amazing Dance" and the fat beauty Yang Guifei's "Feather Dress" faced off in the air, and Yang Liping's classical dance competed with Jin Xing's modern dance on the same stage. The most exciting thing is the finale of "Hu Xuan Dance", the performer, the big fat man An Lushan. A fat man of several hundred pounds, spinning rapidly with the music, like a spinning top. That scene is very funny, everyone laughs forward and backwards, except for the praise!

Don't say it, Comrade Zhou Youwang really has tenacity, always adheres to the basic principle of not abandoning and not giving up, and has successively held special performances such as opera, magic, acrobatics, cross talk, sketches, etc., but unfortunately, the result is still the same sentence: The party is very exciting, and Youwang is very helpless. Because, Bao Xi didn't smile, didn't laugh at all!

At this moment, King Zhou You was out of line, he really had no way, so he had to ask his cold beauty in person: "I said, you don't like music, you don't like dance, you don't like opera, you don't like magic acrobatics, you don't like cross talk sketches...... You, what do you really like?"

"I don't have anything particularly liked. But ,......"

"But what? Tell me, you're in such a hurry!"

"That time, I tore the silk with my hands, and the sound was crisp and pleasant, and I liked to hear it!"

"Blame me, blame me! I should have thought of it!"

"This, how could you possibly think of this?"

"Qingwen likes to tear fans, you like to tear satin. Probably beauties like to tear something!"

"You compare a short-lived girl to me, say, do you have a crush on her?"

Besides, the person who crosses only has a form, not a body, and it is useless to like it!"

"Well, you still like her!"

That girl is Jia Baoyu's little lover!"

"! They don't have that!"

"Which one?"

"That's it! Oh, you lied to me! You know, nasty?"

"Hee-hee-hee......"

Since then, King Zhou You took out a hundred pieces of silk every day, specially selected a hundred powerful palace maids who did not let the women have eyebrows, and took turns to tear them to Bao Xi. However, although Bao Xi likes to listen to this voice very much, she still refuses to show the slightest smile.

This time, King Zhou You is completely out of line, not at all. However, although there is no rut, there is always a road. Don't forget, he is the king of a country and has many subordinates, many subordinates who like to pat dragon farts and phoenix farts.

Therefore, King Zhou You issued a holy decree, a ridiculous holy decree: from now on, regardless of men, women, old and young, anyone who can make a smile will be rewarded with a thousand gold, two laughs, two thousand gold, three sounds, three gold. And so on, never break your word!

It is said that this is the origin of the idiom that a daughter buys a laugh.

Soon, the person who received the reward came.