Chapter 60: Out of the Tower
Inside the Oriental Tower, the Emperor stood there with a smile on his face. His smile was very eerie, a smile of satisfaction after the plot had succeeded.
Gu Fengchen would have been surprised if he had seen such a smile from the Human Emperor, but unfortunately he had walked too fast and there was no way to see this smile.
"Brother Dongfang," said the Emperor, "you old man really mistook this child!"
Dongfang Xiang was actually by the side of the human emperor, and he also had a smile on his face, but his smile was very bitter, and he said to himself: "This bear child, this unlucky child"
"This kid's nerves are fine, they can't be normal anymore, it's just that he is in a rebellious period now, Brother Dongfang, you are too excited and thinking too much"
What does the human emperor mean by this, could it be that the nerves are not Gu Fengchen but Dongfang Xiang?
But Dongfang Xiang actually accepted this assertion, he shook his head, and his face was ugly. However, this is the conclusion of the Human Emperor, and the Human Emperor rarely makes mistakes. Since the Emperor of the People has said so, then he thinks too much.
The Emperor continued, saying lightly, "For children in the rebellious period, the method of education is very important! It is necessary to pay attention to the method of education. ”
What is going on? Could it be that the performance of the Emperor of Man is a relatively unique method of education, but to put it more truthfully, it is a trap? This is too impossible, isn't it? Such a respected senior would play such a childish game with a mad little fellow?
However, this is indeed a trap.
"This bear kid dares to deceive me," the emperor said, "It's really not a small courage, but then again, how many talented children are timid?"
Dongfang Xiang's face was full of bitterness, this bear child made him angry enough these days. I was so angry that I lost my judgment, and I even thought that this guy had a mental problem.
"No matter how cunning the fox is, he can't escape your old man's eyes!" Dongfang Xiang praised the emperor from the bottom of his heart, he gloated a little, and said: "In the following period, it is estimated that this bear child will spend it in self-blame and regret."
The Emperor of People was also laughing.
"I'm grabbing his humanity, in essence, this bear kid is a kind person"
The human emperor didn't care, as if it was a very noble thing to use the kindness of this bear child to deceive him.
"I guess he must have found that the perfect space seed couldn't produce space, haha. I see that this bear child is in a hurry, and he is really happy!"
This is Dongfang Xiang's voice, this ancestor has done it, what a pit for juniors!
"He was so anxious that he seemed to be crying for the next period of time, I think he should work a little harder, he should work hard to cultivate, and open up a little bit of space in the space seed, right? During this time, I entertained Ellie, or I still had to comfort him a little, and I couldn't let him blame himself too much. ”
Dongfang Xiang's voice was obviously excited, and there was a little sympathy in the excitement, it was a kind of revenge, and then in order not to prove his cold-blooded cheap sympathy.
The Human Emperor smiled and said: "This kid should be honest and estimate, it will take a year or two to open up space in this space seed, and in the past two years, he should be able to converge some of my methods of sealing that kind of sub is more special, unsealing it, it takes a long time and energy to unseal this space seed I have been pregnant for 100,000 years, I know the characteristics of this seed too well."
Take a seed that has been refined for 100,000 years and joke with a child?
How boring, empty, and rich are such people?
These two old guys are actually counting the little rabbit cub here, typical of the old and disrespectful, fortunately no one saw it, if anyone did, then, the great Emperor and the great Mr. Dongfang Xiang, it is estimated that many, many people will turn from pink to black.
Exit of the Oriental Tower.
Gu Fengchen took the Qilin and Xuanwu to hug his head, he was very afraid that the Human Emperor would chase after him to check the situation of the perfect space seed, if he found that there was no trace of effect, it was estimated that the Human Emperor would be mad, right?
Master Maung Zu has been made by himself as if he has a nervous problem, if he accidentally goes crazy again, how can it be good?
So Gu Fengchen just wanted to leave this place as soon as possible so that he could return to his normal life.
At the entrance of the Oriental Tower, a big sword, Xuanwu on the left, and a unicorn on the right, such a combination is holding the head of the rat.
Suddenly, the great sword stood up, and it looked very troubled, and its pace, which had been galloping, had now slowed down:
"Just get out like that?"
The big sword asked to himself.
"You mad guy, what do you want to do if you don't go out like this?" asked Xuanwu.
"Could it be that you are still thinking about the pile of gold coins of the Human Emperor? Your conscience was eaten by dogs? You are also worried about the gold coins of the Human Emperor?"
The unicorn snatched the ancient wind and dust.
Gu Fengchen couldn't help but be stunned, he let out a wry smile: "You also think highly of me, where do I have such a good psychological quality, don't you want to think about it, a good person came in, and when he came out, he became a sword man."
It turns out that Gu Fengchen is thinking about his appearance.
"Although I am not a person who cares about appearance, but, a handsome and dashing little fresh meat like me, who looks like a jade tree, should not end up like this!" the big sword sighed.
"I think a big sword is very majestic, haven't you heard that there was once a divine soldier preaching?" Qilin said, "You just accept the reality that you are a big sword man!"
"Ahem, you've never been human, you have no idea how crazy human prejudices and good novelties can be, and it's not terrible to be a sword in itself, terrible human madness and prejudice. ”
This big sword swayed and flickered, as if a person was dancing and speaking, and he was constantly analyzing the benefits and losses.
"The province of a sword is not terrible, what is terrible is that human beings will be curious because of this sword, you think about it, this sword can walk, talk, sleep, and even pick up girls If you go to the outside world, I really don't know how many curious people will come to see me, in front of me, it is estimated that a wall of people will be formed"
Gu Fengchen was deducing the scene after he walked out:
"As a result, I may not even have time to eat or sleep. A big sword that can sleep, eat, and chat will arouse the curiosity of many people, they will keep coming to watch, and they will keep spreading the news, perhaps, the person who comes from afar to admire the style of the sword man will block the academy to the ground."
"The school was forced to close down, perhaps, in order to use my value, the school can establish a 'Hidden Sword Museum', and make me the treasure of the town hall, and the school will also get a large amount of ticket income, in this regard, I must negotiate with the school as early as possible, and discuss the sharing of this huge amount, don't get to the end that I have contributed the most and I have nothing to do, and the school is full of food, and I can't get a little bit of water."
This guy thinks quite far ahead.
"Perhaps, there will be some money-greedy sects that will attack my idea, and I may be robbed by those masters, which will cause a lot of bloodshed. Let's not talk about the tragic things, but let's talk about the good aspects. Since I have become a sword man, it is determined that I will not carry the hope that I should not have carried in the first place, as before, and perhaps Miss Ellie will roll away from me and pester another poor worm who has fallen for eight lifetimes. But this kind of life was a real tragedy for me, and from then on, I decided that the name 'Sword Man', which is easily misunderstood, would always follow me. At the same time, I'll be injected into loneliness—"
Gu Fengchen doesn't seem to have any great sadness, no matter what, if a person is turned into this, he should at least show a trace of sadness, but now, he seems to be very excited.
The light in front of you is a little dim, and when you step out of this dim light, you can walk out of the Tower of Babel. After staying in the Tower of Babel for so long, Gu Fengchen was a little annoying.
So, he's still in a very good mood right now. Just as he was happy, a soft female voice rang out.
"Gu Fengchen, what can I say about you? Why are your thoughts always so strange? Do you want to run away from me like this? Don't you have the slightest gratitude to me? I want to remind you that you must not forget what kind of work I am engaged in. I'm an expert in special education, an expert in dealing with troubled juveniles. So, I'm sorry to tell you that in addition to you being called a problem teenager in this school, you can educate me and think that there is no one else who can let me educate it."
"Why are you here again?" The big sword rushed towards Ellie without hesitation, and now, he has become a sword man, when he was flesh and blood, he was often abused by him, and now that his body has turned into metal, it may make this girl have some scruples, right? Thinking of this, he put away his surprise and anger, and shouted in an unusually fanatical voice:
"I miss you so much, I want to give you a strong hug!"
The big sword flew sideways, shouting as it flew.
"I especially want to use the tip of my sharp sword to kiss your white and flawless neck"
Gu Fengchen looked very excited and proud, he was thinking that his sudden attack would definitely make Miss Ellie feel very troubled and depressed, at least, she would back down and not stand in the middle of the road to block her steps.
"Well, it seems like I'm missing you a little bit too!" Ellie didn't even look at the big sword that stabbed straight over, and just ignored it.
The sword stabbed straight into Ellie's throat.
"You're fucking dead?" The sword that flew at high speed almost stabbed Ellie's throat, and the sword stopped moving forward and fell to Ellie's feet.
"Don't you want to die, aren't you afraid that I'll stab your throat this time? Oh, by the way, I forgot that you've lived for so many years, and you can't love anymore."
Obviously, this big sword tried his best not to hurt the woman in front of him, he tried his best, presumably this fall was not light, sure enough, the sword was a little twisted So, he was very dissatisfied and scolded.
"Smack!"
The big sword tried not to hurt the girl in front of him, but the girl didn't appreciate it at all, and kicked him far away.
Then, the trash talk came as scheduled:
"You dog thing with no eyes and no strength, do you really think that you can stand on top of my head if you become a sword man? Do you really think that if you become a sword man, you can pierce my body? Do you really think that if you become a sword man, I will be afraid of you? I just want to tell you Gu Fengchen, when you become a sword man, your head has completely turned into a pile of mush. You don't even think about the level difference between you and me, and you don't look at what kind of goods you look like and look a little scary, a little bit hideous, you really think you're a fierce god!"
Ellie squirted at the ancient wind and dust.
"Hey, I haven't seen you for a long time, you should be gentle" Gu Fengchen couldn't afford to provoke this, he seemed to be a little scared, as if he was pleading, "You should be a little gentle, haven't you found that your ferocity and violence have hurt you for many, many years, if you are a little gentle, if you are a little gentle, you will not be a thousand-year-old woman!"
Gu Fengchen did not hesitate to sprinkle salt on Ellie's wound.
"Am I a thousand-year-old leftover girl who cares about you, I'm going to correct your unrealistic bullshit idea now, you think you can come out and scare people if you become a sword man? I'm going to slap your dog's face swollen with iron-clad facts!"
Ellie said to Gu Fengchen.
Xuanwu and Qilin are a little silly, what's going on?
Obviously, the relationship between these two people looks very unusual, how can they quarrel like this, how can they hurt each other like this?
However, it seems that although the words are very vicious, none of them have any intention of getting angry.
Could it be that this is the legendary "flirting?"
"Then I'm welcome, if I hurt you, don't ask me to compensate for the medical expenses!" The sword man seemed to really want to give this girl a hard blow to eliminate her arrogance.
"Come on, Sword Man!" said Ellie, "I see that you are the Lord who does not shed tears without seeing the coffin, so I will satisfy your curiosity and show you how unreliable you think you are the peerless Immortal Sword." ”
The greatsword flew up and slashed at Ellie. He's shouting, "I'm going to split you in two!"
Ellie didn't even look at him, and didn't pay any attention to the clamor of the big sword.
"Come on, I'm not going to kill you, I'm in a good mood today, I just want you to see the gap," Ellie said.
If you're in a good mood and you're still scolding people for such a big meal, what will you do if you're in a bad mood?
Even the Qilin Xuanwu on the side was a little stupid, and he made up his mind that he must stay away from this woman in the future.
"Even if I seal my divine sense, you swordsman can't do anything about me!" said Ellie.
Smack.
It was the sound of a sword striking Ellie.
"You're shameless!" Ellie suddenly screamed, she grabbed the big sword with one hand, and slapped her face with the other!
The sword is begging for mercy, wailing.
"I didn't mean to"
"You're a shameless bastard!" Ellie's top fell off her chest, so she stood up in a rage, grabbed her sword and beat her violently!
"Wronged, I really didn't mean to" Dajian cried out in pain and injustice.