Su Heng was completely dumbfounded.

Why didn't you bite me today? Okay, you apologize, I have to say thank you again? Okay, just when I succumb to your obscenity, but you let me open my mouth? I didn't even spit out half a word, you know what I'm going to say? Still think I'm insincere, and don't listen?

It's not that a fickle woman has never seen it, but I've never seen such a fickle woman, isn't this a scoundrel!

Seeing Leng Yuewu covering her ears and babbling "don't listen, don't listen", Su Heng almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, but he was angry, hateful, angry, he stepped forward and pulled off those two hands, and roared in her ear.

Suddenly, Su Heng showed a mysterious smile on his face, "Hey, hey, hey, don't chatter, if you keep chattering, I'll throw you back into that group of monks, and let them talk to you, and compare whose mouth and kung fu are more perfect." ”

Although Leng Yuewu covered her ears, she still heard his words, and made a grimace with a smile, fearless, "Then you have to find them too, Miss Ben is not afraid." Either I'm talking big to you, it's just the six of them...... No, add that lion and elephant...... Eight mouths! They have eight mouths together, and if Miss Ben frowns, then I will ......"?

As Su Heng stretched out his hand and pointed, the words stopped abruptly.

Seeing the Buddhas rushing from the sky, Leng Yuewu was indescribably embarrassed, and her face turned dark, "Stinky guy, you trick me!"

Su Heng spread his hands, his face was full of innocence, but the corners of his mouth were slightly lifted, revealing the truest thoughts in his heart.

Leng Yue danced angrily, annoyed and angry, raised her foot and kicked behind Su Heng.

"Hey, the gentleman can't move his feet. ”

"But I'm a woman. ”

"Is there a woman like you?" Su Heng muttered quietly.

"What are you talking about?!" Leng Yuewu's tone immediately rose to a higher pitch.

The hero didn't eat the loss in front of him, Su Heng hurriedly swept out of the pit, stepped forward with a smile on his face, and laughed at the words of the young man in Chinese costumes: "Friends come from afar, aren't you happy?"

"Amitabha!" all the Buddhas folded their hands in salute.

Su Heng stepped forward familiarly, hooked shoulders with all the Buddhas, first touched the round belly of the Buddha, and said with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a few days, Brother Buddha, you have gained weight again." ”

Everyone was stunned, and even the Buddha who was always smiling was stiff.

But immediately after, Su Heng snorted again: "Just kidding with Brother Buddha, Brother Buddha is not angry or angry, he is really pot-bellied, with thousands of gas, there is really a Maitreya atmosphere, and the day of becoming a Buddha is not far away!"

The face of the Buddha carrying the fan eased, and he said with a smile: "Su Shizhu has a good reputation, and the little monk ......."

Before he finished speaking, the smile on his face froze again.

Because Su Heng wasn't listening to him at all, he didn't wait for the Buddha to say a few polite words, he hugged the shoulder of the yawning Buddha again, touched the bald head, and sighed in admiration: "A bald head also has the benefits of a bald head, shiny and shiny, like a lantern." If you accidentally take a nap on the side of the road one day, you don't have to worry about being kicked by pedestrians at night and disturbing your spring dream...... Phew, clear dreams!

Yawning Buddha opened his eyes wide for the first time, and the Buddha who carried the fan stared at him with big eyes.

The long-eyebrow Buddha next to him looked at his nose and nose, trying to minimize his sense of existence, but he still couldn't escape. Su Heng grabbed the two long eyebrows in his hands, played with them around his fingers, and sighed quite affectionately.

"Treat me with long eyebrows and waist, and marry you?"

The long-eyebrow Buddha was full of excitement, and hurriedly clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, sin and sin!"

Su Heng laughed, and then climbed on the back of the elephant, back-to-back with the elephant Buddha, "I know that Brother Buddha has read too much, and his eyes are not very good, so I consciously came up and let Brother Buddha see clearly." How's that? empathetic, isn't it?"

Riding the elephant Buddha smiled kindly, "Good!"

"Good, oh, yes, good, good! Brother Buddha is elegant. Brother Buddha is so knowledgeable that he really wants to take Brother Buddha's elephant away. ”

The elephant riding Buddha also stared, Rao is a Buddhist family who studied the mystery of cause and effect, and he didn't understand what his erudition had to do with wanting to take away Ruyi'er.

Su Heng obviously didn't explain to him, he got off his mount and touched the huge body of the white elephant, circled it around, and admired it endlessly, "Sure enough, it is the Buddha root heavenly seed, the bones are amazing, it is really a rare treasure and strange beast in heaven and earth, and it is not worse than the white jade dragon elephant of Emperor Shitian." ”

Riding the elephant Buddha listened to it with joy, and waved his hand again and again modestly.

Seeing that Su Heng had teased a few senior brothers, Na Ruyi'er was full of praise for herself, and she could feel that Su Heng's words were from the bottom of her heart, and there was no false words, and she couldn't help but rejoice in her heart at the moment.

"Moo......"

The white elephant groaned, raised his proboscis and rubbed it on Su Heng's body, as a cousin.

Vote for me with a peach, and repay it with a plum!

Su Heng gently stroked the elephant trunk, as if he was rubbing a beautiful work of art, but when he touched it, there seemed to be a touch of crystal at the corner of his mouth about to drip down.

Su Heng wiped the corners of his mouth and muttered to himself: "I once made an agreement with the horseman who rode a horse, if he borrowed ten catties and eight taels of dragon elephant meat from Emperor Shakti in the future, I would definitely invite him to feast on his food together." But if you want to come to the emperor, the thief is also an iron rooster who doesn't pull out a hair, and he will definitely not agree to the Buddha face of the Buddha on the great day, so what's the matter? Hehe, the head in front of him is not bad, the dragon elephant and the white elephant are all elephants, what do you eat not eat?"

The white elephant rubbed against Su Heng's long nose and suddenly stiffened, and his whole body was trembling.

Now it became four Buddhas staring at each other with big eyes.

The cold moon dance that followed Su Heng was watching the excitement on the side, laughing wildly.

When he walked to Jin Yunzi's side, Su Heng did not "get close" to the only Buddha in white among the six people, but sat next to the golden lion, touched the thick lion's mane and said, "Little lion, do you remember me?"

How could the golden lion not remember Su Heng? At the beginning, the Star King, who was fifth on the Supreme List, was even stronger than the one it was carrying on its back, and after leaving the Heavenly Phoenix God Realm, the one in front of him was even more ferocious, and he made a great name for killing with one punch.

A few days ago, I met a few monks who had just come to the plain of Anju, and inquired about the changes outside. Xiao Tianzun: This name is not something that anyone can call nonsense, and the rest is left alone, just saying that he has killed the madman of the son of fighting, let him write a big word "service" in his heart.

Therefore, after perceiving that Su Heng was not hostile, it was not so uninteresting to put on a stand with Su Heng as the beast king. Of course, with the lesson of the white elephant, it is also not very enthusiastic, but secretly vigilant.

For Su Heng's question, it just nodded its huge head.

Su Heng smiled and groaned: "When you were in the Heavenly Phoenix God Realm, you were always bullied by Yu Lingshan's little witch, when you got here, did she still bully you?"

The golden lion looked suspicious, could it be that this killer star in front of me wants to vent his anger on me?

Tilting his head and thinking about it, he couldn't be sure, and nodded tentatively at the moment.

Seeing this, Su Heng sighed, patted its head, and said meaningfully: "A little girl, let's not worry about her." Moreover, for the sake of Brother Jin Yunzi's Buddha's happiness, we should also make some sacrifices. In this way, another day, I will be the old man of the moon and draw a red line for Brother Jin Yunzi and the little witch, and you will give it to others as a dowry. The little witch likes to toss you so much, she must be so happy that she forgets everything when she sees such a dowry, and she sells herself stupidly, and then it will become a great marriage!"?

As he spoke, Su Heng laughed cheaply, squeezed his eyebrows at Jin Yunzi, and said, "You know, you don't need to thank me".

Jin Yunzi's concentration is extremely deep, and the last time Leng Yue Dance sprayed spittle in his ears for most of the day, he always kept smiling. But even so, when he heard Su Heng's words at this moment, the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Amitabha Buddha ......" was sung by the Buddha, but it was not Jin Yunzi who said it, but the golden lion with its two front paws together.

Su Heng stood up with a smile and turned around and threw a look at Leng Yuewu. Leng Yuewu smiled skillfully, gave him a thumbs up, thought about it, seemed to think that it was not enough, and stretched out her other hand to give him a thumbs up.

Su Heng looked at the last person again, dressed in a yellow monk's robe, with an average appearance, an average figure, and an average temperament, but the most unusual thing was that he looked the most like an ordinary person.

Compared with the five Buddhas with their own characteristics and strange appearances, his "strangeness" seems to be this extremely unusual general.

Needless to say, Su Heng also knew that he was the one who stayed at the bottom of the stream last time.

Moisturizing everything without fighting?

Su Heng was slightly surprised in his heart, isn't the person in front of him just like water? It seems to be an ordinary thing, but it is actually the most unusual.

Su Heng was looking at him, he was also looking at Su Heng, with a light smile on his face, and he didn't feel any uneasiness at all because the five junior disciples were tricked in front of him.

After a while, he took the lead in clasping his palms together and speaking: "Amitabha, Su Shi Lord ......"

"I know. Su Heng said with a smile: "The Buddha is destined for me." ”

The still water Buddha was slightly stunned, and then smiled.

Su Heng didn't tease the person in front of him anymore, and stretched out his hand, "Please." ”

The Buddhas did not pretend to be a gesture, and walked to the pit with Su Heng.

After the cold moon dance, Su Heng whispered, "How is it?"

"Hmph, you have a conscience. Leng Yuewu's mouth was slightly upturned, and there was a smile in the corner of her eyes that couldn't be hidden.

When the Buddhas came to the pit and saw the strange altar, they also looked at each other, obviously not recognizing this thing.

"There was originally a king here, who wore a crown and sat on a king's chair, known as the lord of this Lingxu Palace, and when he came up, three hundred and sixty-five shadows came out, and he was so coaxing. Later, I beat out a few mouthfuls of old blood, and I drilled such a broken thing out like a gopher, no, I was alive, and I disappeared in an instant, and I don't know whether I ran away or hid. Su Heng looked lazy, and said the most pretending words in the most indifferent tone.

All the Buddhas frowned, and the golden lion glanced at Su Heng, it was really ferocious!

The Buddhas naturally knew the stakes, and they also understood why Su Heng stopped here, and communicated with each other for a while, but there was no unified result.

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

At this time, the still water Buddha stepped forward, looked at the strange altar, and muttered softly: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

With that, he stepped onto the altar.