Chapter 34: You Don't Have a Condom
You are a master, I respect you, but you are innocent and insulting me, as the current head of the Mo family, how can I tolerate it!
If it weren't for the fear that I wouldn't be able to beat you, the head of the family would have done it a long time ago!
"Mo Yunfan, don't get me wrong, what I'm talking about is just a fact. Luffy knew that he had misunderstood, and immediately explained.
It's just that his explanation almost made Mo Yunfan jump violently.
Because these words fell on Mo Yunfan's ears, like further insults!
"You ......" Mo Yunfan clenched his teeth and gurgled.
"You have been staying for eighteen years in the ninth turn of the emperor's order. Luffy didn't care about his mood at all, and said lightly.
"How do you know?" Mo Yunfan immediately became honest.
That's right, it has been eighteen years since he broke through the Nine Turns Emperor Mandate when he was eighty years old, and during this time, he tried to change his life three times, but ultimately failed.
"Do you know the reason why you failed to change your life?" Luffy said unceremoniously as he sat on a Grand Master chair and smiled.
"What else could it be, it's nothing more than bad luck. "Mo Yunfan is quite open in this regard.
Luffy shook his head lightly and chuckled, "If you think it's luck, you're very wrong. ”
When Mo Yunfan heard this, he couldn't help frowning, and arched his hand to make a look of humbly asking for advice: "Please also ask for advice!"
"When you were twenty-eight years old, you took the thousand-year-old fox heart grass, right?" As soon as Luffy said this, Mo Yunfan was stunned again.
Do you even know this?
"That's right, I have long heard that the thousand-year-old fox heart grass has the effect of rejuvenating the face, so I asked the people of Linghu Mountain for one and took it. Mo Yunfan said.
"The thousand-year-old fox heart grass is one of the rarest elixirs in this world, and it must have taken a lot of effort to find it. Luffy began to fight the idea of the thousand-year-old fox heart grass in his heart.
Who doesn't want it?
He wanted it anyway.
"I used a set of Holy Order exercises in exchange. Mo Yunfan didn't hide it.
Since the master will ask, it must be necessary.
"Holy Rank Exercises!" Yu Jingling and Lu Xuexin were both shocked.
It was the first time they had heard of such a herb that it was so valuable.
However, if you think about it carefully, the Holy Rank Exercises are indeed precious, but how can they compare to the immortality?
"I see. Luffy felt a lot more relaxed.
It turned out that a set of Saint-level exercises could exchange it, which was really not difficult for him.
"Master, does this have anything to do with the fact that my life change is always unsuccessful?" Mo Yunfan asked.
"Nope. As soon as Luffy said this, the corners of the other people's mouths twitched.
It doesn't matter, why are you pushing so much?
"Actually, the reason for this is that you don't wear a condom. ”
As soon as Luffy's words fell, several people were stunned.
What kind of condom to wear?
"Senior, can you explain what it means to wear a condom?" Mo Yunfan was puzzled.
"Wearing a condom is wearing gloves, what else can it be?" Luffy glanced at him, "If I'm not mistaken, the thousand-year-old fox heart grass was picked by you yourself." ”
He had seen it through his eyes, and there was no speculation at all.
"Yes. Mo Yunfan nodded.
At the beginning, in order to prevent the people of Linghu Mountain from using fake thousand-year-old fox heart grass to deceive him, he offered to pick the thousand-year-old fox heart grass himself, and the people of Lingfox Mountain also understood his concerns, so they agreed.
But how could a master know about this?
"Herein lies the problem. Luffy said, "The moment the millennium fox heart grass is picked, it will release a neurotoxin, and generally the picker will wear gloves to pick it, and then soak it in clean water for 25 hours, and wait for the toxin to disappear before it can be eaten." ”
“...... You, on the other hand, were in direct contact with the thousand-year-old fox heart grass, so much so that the toxin entered your brain, which caused you to feel a slight headache every time you cultivated. ”
Luffy basically reads it out according to the content on the lens, so it doesn't have a bit of stuttering.
Speeches with scripts will not "drop frames".
"That's right, every time I cultivate, it comes with a slight headache, but because it's not very serious, I don't care about it. Mo Yunfan nodded immediately.
"The neurotoxin of the thousand-year-old fox heart grass can remain in your body for thousands of years, although it will not cause fatal damage to you, but it will greatly affect the probability of your successful life change, it can be said that under the influence of this toxin, the probability of your life change is close to zero. Luffy said slowly.
"That'...... What should I do?" Mo Yunfan suddenly became anxious.
He didn't expect that a mere spiritual toxin would have such a big impact on him, and he would have known that he wouldn't eat any thousand-year-old fox heart grass.
But now, regret is useless.
Now he can only hope that the master in front of him can have a way.
"Since you have been poisoned for too long, the toxin has taken root in your brain, so I am not too sure that I will cure you. Luffy took off his glasses and put them in the storage ring casually, "Anyway, let's prepare ten hundred-year-old water and fire grass first." ”
"Good. Mo Yunfan nodded, and then looked at the subordinate at the door, "Come on, go to the medicine warehouse and get ten hundred years of water and fire and heavenly grass!"
After a while, the next person brought a silver box and handed it to Mo Yunfan.
"Master of the family, these are the ten plants you wanted. ”
Mo Yunfan took the box and immediately handed it to Luffy.
Luffy opened the box and saw ten weird rhizomes lying inside.
This is the same grass as water and fire.
This herb is about a foot high, the leaves are opposite, the lower leaves are two pairs very small, the color is no different from ice cubes, it is scaly, the middle and upper leaves are lanceolate, the surface is dark red, there are three obvious leaf veins, and there is no petiole.
"Jade Jingling, you come and see these herbs. Luffy handed the box to Jade Crystal Spirit.
"Yes. Yu Jingling hurriedly took it, picked up one in her jade hand, sent it to her nose and smelled it, and a feeling of alternating heat and cold immediately hit her nose.
She had studied some herbs, so she could tell the age of the herb based on the sensation of alternating hot and cold.
The scent of this water and fire and heavenly grass can already have an effect on the human spirit, and according to her previous experience, this is at least more than 150 years of water and fire and heavenly grass.
Then she picked up another and identified it in the same way.
"These ten water and fire plants are the same as the heavenly grass, and they are all more than 100 years old. "Putting down the tenth herb, she said to Luffy for sure.
Luffy smiled slightly and said, "That's good." ”
"Master, what do I need to do next?" Mo Yunfan hurriedly asked.
"It's very simple, you only need to grind these ten plants into powder, take about 5 grams of water and soak them in water every day, and you can do it. Luffy said with a smile.
"It's that simple?" Mo Yunfan couldn't believe his ears.
Originally, he thought that he would need to invite some alchemist or something next, but the result was ...... That's it?
"It's easy to say, but few people know about such a simple treatment. After Luffy finished speaking, he rubbed his eyebrows, "I'm tired, if it's okay, arrange a room for me." ”
It's been a day's journey, and even Ye Zhifeng, who has a lot of energy, looks a little tired, let alone Luffy.
Originally, he didn't mention the word "tired", and Yu Jingling and the others didn't feel tired, because they all focused on Mo Yunfan's affairs, but now after he mentioned it, several people suddenly looked exhausted.
Seeing this, Mo Yunfan patted his head and said in a slightly self-reproachful tone: "I'm really sorry, I only cared about myself and forgot a few of them." ”
Soon he looked at a beautiful and moving maid in the corner, and said, "Xiaomei, why don't you take a few people to the guest room to rest?"
"Yes. ”
Xiaomei answered, a touching smile appeared on her round face, and said to Luffy and the others, "A few people, please come with me." ”
After returning to the room, Luffy suddenly patted his head: "It's not good, I forgot to tell him that taking water and fire directly with Tiancao is equivalent to taking chun's medicine." ”