Chapter 1 The Broken System
Horses have no night grass and no fertilizer, and people have no foreign wealth and no wealth...... Murder and arson gold belt, the ancients did not deceive me...... This business is not bad, hahaha......
A boy of fourteen or fifteen years old, with loose hair, disheveled clothes, and dusty all over his body, but with piercing eyes, lay leisurely in a grass nest, still proudly playing with a few ingots of bright silver.
The people in this world are so easy to deceive, they are all fat and tender lambs, and a small means can be ...... Hahaha, this world is a paradise for people like me who have the ability, and heaven is nothing more than that......
If I had done the same with my original Blue Star, I wouldn't have known how many times I would have to be broken in my first day...... THE WORLD IS REALLY LOW......
Hahaha, ah, the world needs "righteous people" like me to help them understand the viciousness of this world......
I'm really going to be the 'savior' of this world, hahaha...... Aren't all traversal texts written like that?
The boy lying in the grass nest held a blade of grass in his mouth, and was extremely proud.
The boy lying in the grass nest is Hongtian, who crossed over from the blue star, and he was originally a "health care product" salesman on the blue star.
Three months ago, at a rally to sell "health care products" to old men and old ladies, when he was casting a foolish Dafa on a group of old men and old ladies, and was about to succeed, and was estimating his harvest in his heart, he was struck by a thunderbolt into an extremely remote mountain village in this world.
Behind the small mountain village is an endless mountain mountain. The mountains are both incomparably dangerous and great treasures for human beings.
Of course, Hongtian can only be a thief who cuts the path at most, and the mountains are too far away for him.
Of course, like other traversers, Hongtian is now fatherless and motherless, an orphan, and also comes with a standard equipment "system" for traversers.
"Little rabbit, little rabbit, you said, you brought me into this world, are you sick, are you sorry......"
"I'm killing all over there, and I'm about to harvest countless things, you brought me over, you owe me a lot of debt, this debt, we have to settle it sooner or later, this big debt you owe me, I have written it down in my little book, I can't forget it......"
Hongtian shouted at the Shenlong system in his own mind.
"Hehe, you still kill all sides and gain countless gains, you are a shameless liar......"
"Hongtian, is your ability to deceive those old men and old ladies who are already a little demented......
“...... Your ability, Hongtian, I think your ability is to be invincible in your mouth and thick-skinned, not big, not small, not high-level, and thick-skinned...... Hehe. ”
The Shenlong system smiled, disdainful of Hongtian's words.
Also, is the debt owed by the portable system to the host a debt, and this kind of debt is only considered a debt by Hongtian, who is extremely thick-skinned.
"Little rabbit, you die, let me tell you, little rabbit, I just fooled a few old men and old ladies, and you brought me into this world, this punishment, is it too heavy......"
In the three months since Hongtian crossed over, the war between Hongtian and the Shenlong system has been carried out in Hongtian's mind, but Hongtian still refuses to give up.
"Hehe......" just smiled lightly at Hongtian's shamelessness and the Divine Dragon System that he had long been accustomed to
"Also, little rabbit, isn't the newbie gift package you sent me too small, should you compensate me a little more......" In his own mind, Hongtian continued to shout shamelessly.
"Hongtian, the word shame, do you know how it was written, and I should compensate you again, get out, Hongtian, believe it or not, now I, I'll kill you, in three months, I'll make you an intermediate martial artist, you're still not satisfied, what do you want......"
The Shenlong system in Hongtian's mind went crazy after hearing Hongtian's words, if the Shenlong system had a substance, it would have strangled Hongtian several times in the past three months.
"Also, let me tell you, Hongtian, I'll tell you again, I'm not a rabbit, I'm not a rabbit, I'm a dragon, a dragon, you remember, you should call me Grandpa Shenlong, next time if you call it wrong, I, I'm ......"
"Hmph, it's still the Shenlong system, I can't even speak clearly...... Kill me, hum, you kill me, if you have the ability, kill me, if I die, you will die, I think I don't know, the skin does not exist, the truth attached to the hair, I don't understand, and the dragon system. Hongtian held the grass in his mouth and continued to hold on to the Shenlong system.
Bastard, bastard, how can there be such a bastard in this world. The Shenlong system was speechless by Hongtian.
If you don't speak, then you ignore it, and you should apologize and compensate me.
Hongtian continued to instigate in his mind: "Xiao Fuzi, is your system too useless, I have seen a garbage system, but I have never seen a garbage like you." ”
"Hmph, let me tell you, the novice task, I've completed it now, the reward package, this time you have to prepare a little richer, and, the follow-up task, you have to release it early, don't want me to urge, otherwise I'll ......"
"Hmph...... Unloading is not impossible either......"
The Shenlong system in Hongtian's mind was completely crazy.
Why is my life so miserable, my Shenlong system is probably the most miserable system, it's really unladylike.
You look at the system after others get it, they are respectful and say the same thing about the system in their own body, but their own host is too out of tune......
There is only squeezing left in the system in his body, yes, only squeezing is left, soft, hard, first show weakness and beg, then dig pits and deceive, and finally threaten to use, 365 weapons are all used, if it weren't for their own psychological strength, I'm afraid they would have hung up a long time ago.
Alas, if he hadn't been able to break away from the host, he would have fought with this little bastard a long time ago......
Me, I'd better "crash" first, right?
"What are you shouting, look, little rabbit, how good my Hongtian is to you, it's windy and rainy, I bear it for you, and you can't be hungry or frozen, this is all me helping you, the life you live now is simply a fairy day......"
"What's even more infuriating is that you live in my mind, and you haven't paid me the room fee, little rabbit, I also wrote down this debt of yours in a small book......
"Little rabbit, tell me yourself, should you feel ashamed now, if you have a little bit of shame, should you also show me as a landlord more ......?"
The nagging of Hongtian, the Shenlong system in the madness is silent, can't I hide if I can't provoke it.
After waiting for a while, there was still no sound from the Shenlong system.
After a while, although Hongtian continued to talk by himself, the name of the Shenlong system changed from a little rabbit to a Shenlong grandfather, and his tone gradually changed from a threat to a pleading.
First come hard, then soft, soft and hard, master, I don't believe that you little rabbit will not give in in the end.
"Grandpa Shenlong, as long as you give me benefits, I will call you Grandpa Shenlong, there is no problem at all, only you give me benefits......"
"Grandpa Shenlong, Grandpa Shenlong, if you don't speak, you squeak too......"
"If you add one hundred and eighty years of cultivation to me, it is best to turn me into an invincible person in this world at once, even if you want to call you ancestor, then there is no problem......
I can't hear it, and I don't make a sound, just think that this bastard's words are a monk chanting, and the Shenlong system doesn't want to pay attention to this shameless bastard anymore.
"Grandpa Shenlong, you don't care about the rules of the system anymore, the rules, if someone abides by them, they are called rules, and if no one abides by them, that is...... A fart ......"
"Grandpa Shenlong, I'm a traverser, you're a broken system, we have to abide by those rules that don't know what to do, why don't you eat the rules, the rules can't be eaten, the two of us worked together to break those rules...... You've given me all the benefits......"
"Grandpa Shenlong, if you pass on the gong to me, my strength will become stronger, and I can save this world......"
"At that time, Grandpa Shenlong, don't worry, I'm Hongtian, I'm not an ungrateful person, I don't dare to say much to your Grandpa Shenlong, at least I won't charge your room fee again, what do you do, do whatever you want, how long can you do it...... You see, this is good, it really doesn't work, I'll give you other benefits, as long as you bring it up, it's really not good, hahaha...... I'll find you a few more parent systems, you'll be able to do this......"
I don't make a sound, I don't make a sound...... I didn't say anything, there was nothing this damn dog could do to me, and the collapsed Shenlong system completely crashed, as if it didn't exist in Hongtian's mind.
Hmph, don't make a sound, don't make a sound, you think that the master has no way to take your old thing, look at how I take you, there are many good things in the old thing, but I don't want to spit it out.
Rules, rules, the rules of a ghost, there are rewards for completing tasks, this is purely playing people.
For the old thing of the system, only by squeezing, squeezing in every possible way, good things will be squeezed out in a steady stream, squeezing, there will always be a little oil, and the master will squeeze it clean sooner or later......
"Little rabbit, where are you running, and what about the other things, are you hiding your secrets again?"
When Hongtian was messing with the Shenlong system, Zhang Dahu, the captain of the hunting team in the same village, had already found him and snatched the silver in Hongtian's hand.
Zhang Dahu's martial arts cultivation has reached the innate level, and he and the old village chief are the two masters in the village. Hongtian was in Zhang Dahu's hands, and he couldn't make any waves at all, so he was naturally captured alive by Zhang Dahu.
"Uncle Big Tiger, don't be joking, aren't all the money you got from this business in your hands now? How much more do you want?"
"It's all here, hehe, hehe, Hongtian, who doesn't know you Hongtian, are you so honest, it's strange that you don't hide your selfishness, hehe. ”
"Wronged, wronged, the immoral ghost in the village slandered me so much, the people in the small mountain village, who doesn't know that I Hongtian has always served the village wholeheartedly, and I am absolutely selfless...... Who in the village doesn't know that I am an honest little Langjun, and I respect the old and love the little ......"
Honest Xiao Langjun, selfless to the village duke, are you Hongtian that kind of person? Zhang Dahu just watched Hongtian's performance, and didn't say a word, to see how long you can perform?
Hongtian also found out that Zhang Dahu didn't believe his words, but just watched his performance.
So he touched his head, and said awkwardly tentatively: "Hehe, Uncle Big Tiger, this, this, I didn't hide much this time, or, no, Uncle Tiger, I want to share a little bit of you,...... That's what you said when you went back to the village...... Uncle Big Tiger, you also know that Brother Little Tiger is about to break through to the Martial Artist Realm now, and it is the time when you need money......"
This kid is a talent, and the speed of this face change is also fast, Zhang Dahu kept sighing in his heart.
"Fuck off, little bunny, you think you'll be able to bribe me like this. Hehe, little rabbit cub, I can't control you so much, you better go back with me, and tell the village chief and the big elder to go, boy, you just wait for the whole village to skin your kid......"
After Zhang Dahu finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Hongtian, clamped it under his armpit, and flew quickly towards the village.
It's this set again, it's this set again, Zhang Dahu is used to this, after grabbing the person, he puts the person under the armpit. This is purely a trick to capture the enemy general.
Zhang Dahu, this bastard, doesn't know how to take a bath, and the smell of his armpits can smoke a person to death.
Zhang Dahu, what kind of big man do you think you are, you can casually put the master under your armpit, and wait for me to break through the innate and put your skin ......
Zhang Dahu, I also recorded this debt of yours in a small book, and I will ask you to repay it sooner or later.
I want to retaliate, I must retaliate, Lao Tzu can't beat the old one, can't he beat the little one, it seems that tonight this little master is going to be happy again, and help this bastard's son Zhang Xiaohu practice.
Grandpa Shenlong, Grandpa Shenlong, please, help. What I'm hiding from you, they shouldn't be able to find it......
And you have to cover me up, although my cultivation has reached the intermediate level of martial arts, but the people in the small mountain village have always thought that I am only a junior martial artist......
Hongtian's anxious words didn't seem to attract the attention of the Shenlong system, and he didn't say yes or no, but he didn't say anything.
Bastard, if someone calls you a little bunny, you call me a bunny.
You can't give this little bastard a good face, or else......
My Shenlong system also has a face, a temper, and dignity, not what you tell me to do, I will do it......
The Shenlong system did not answer Hongtian's words, but Hongtian was not worried, he knew that this Shenlong system was still quite reliable, and he had not dropped the chain for himself in three months.