Chapter 51: The Pig's Head and the Human Head
"Good guy, you kid is really a lucky star...... "I was called to the police station early in the morning, Qiao Feng looked at the backpack on the table and was speechless for a while. Captain Xing had just told him what was inside.
Look at Wang Fugui again, this kid is obviously a gesture of inviting merit and rewarding, but he pretends to be virtuous without receiving merit. Coupled with his explosive head that was electrocuted by teeth, it looks like a postmodern carving no matter how you look at it. This vivid appearance is definitely from the hands of famous artists!
"Qiao Feng Qiao Feng, what's in there?" Miss Qixi stood on Qiao Feng's left shoulder and looked curiously at the backpack on the table.
"Human heads!"
"Wow! another head!" exclaimed Miss Tanabata. Because last night, Qiao Feng had already told everyone in the family what happened that day. So when I was called up early this morning, Miss Tanabata also ran to join in the fun. As for Yu Sanshui, I'm afraid he won't be able to get up until twelve o'clock today.
"Ah Can, what do you think?" Qiao Feng helplessly glanced at Zhai Canliang, who was standing on the side with his arms crossed.
"Huh?" Zhai Canliang woke up suddenly after hearing Qiao Feng's words.
"......" Qiao Feng looked at him speechlessly. This thing used to fall asleep while standing, but it was just because his eyes were too small that Qiao Feng didn't see it.
"Forget it, let's talk about what's going on first!" Qiao Feng turned his face to look at Wang Fugui, who was playing the role of a postmodernist art sculpture.
"Oh, here's how it goes......"
Wang Fugui heard Qiao Feng's question, so he told the back and forth of the second head word by word.
It turns out that Wang Fugui felt that he was a big person after a trip to the police station yesterday. This is what he has eaten and seen in Fallen Leaf City! and it is not worth his name for being as smelly and long as an old lady's footcloth.
So after he returned that day, he immediately called a message to gather all the children who had been hiding home, and the gathering place was still the small villa with the flag of "For the Heavenly Road, Clam Gang".
After his own scenery and one-day trip, he told these little cubs that Wang Fugui was proud in the envious eyes of all the children.
After regrouping the people, the military advisor Zhu Ganglie began to be restless again.
This kid is also like Wang Fugui, and feels that these people are now a serious little gang, so he proposed to buy a pig's head to sacrifice. Everyone bowed by the way and went to get rid of bad luck.
Wang Fugui felt that this proposal was feasible, so he handed over this glorious and arduous task to his military advisor Zhu Ganglie.
At that time, this proposal was made in the afternoon, but in the afternoon, there was no pig's head for sale, and the pig's head meat was there, but it was not whole, and it could not be used for sacrifice. So Wang Fugui explained to Zhu Ganglie and asked him to get up early the next morning to buy the newly killed pig's head.
Coincidentally, not far from the scene where the two headless bodies were killed, there was a pork shop. The pork shops get up early, and the lights are basically on at four or five o'clock. After the lights are turned on, there is actually nothing else to do, just wait for the pig killer to bring the knocked pigs, and then the men will sort the pork and put it away, waiting for the butchers in the vegetable market to come and buy the goods in the early morning. The price of different parts is also different.
This is because in general, whether a pig is killed or a dog, several people put sticks around the neck of the animal to be slaughtered, and then one man comes up and beats the animal alive with an iron rod. In short, the whole process is very cruel, and children are not allowed to enter.
To get back to the point, on this day, at about four o'clock in the morning, Zhu Ganglie was called by the alarm clock he set up. Originally, he couldn't get out of bed at this point, so in order to prevent himself from snoozing, he simply set an alarm every three minutes, and then set about thirty to prevent himself from getting up.
After getting up, under the hazy moonlight in the early morning and a pair of fishy pine sleepy eyes, Zhu Ganglie staggered to the pork shop.
"Boss!" Standing outside the door, Zhu Ganglie knocked on the door and shouted at the top of his voice.
"Huh?" The guy in the meat shop also slept late last night because of his greed, so he wanted to take a lazy nap while the boss was away, but he didn't expect to be woken up by Zhu Ganglie, who was also sleepy-eyed, just after falling asleep.
In a hurry, the guy thought it was a pig deliverer, so he hurriedly got up and ran to open the door, and accidentally knocked over two stools in the process of running.
"It's coming, it's coming!" the guy rubbed his aching leg and knocked the door open. It turned out to be that there was only one child standing outside the door.
"Hey, are you?" asked the man, curiously.
"I'll buy a pig's head!" Zhu Ganglie was a little dissatisfied that it took so long for this guy to come over and open the door, and he suddenly said angrily.
"Oh, then you wait, the goods haven't been delivered yet!" the man yawned impatiently, and then turned and went into the house. Zhu Ganglie also yawned as if he was infected, and went in with his guy.
The two yawned in the butcher's shop, and then yawned for a long time, and the pig killer brought the pork.
"Lao Liu, why are you here so late today?" The guy looked at Lao Liu, the butcher who killed pigs who came in, and asked.
"Hey, didn't your boss say that he wanted me to disassemble the pork and then carefully code it when I sent it today!
"Hey, who knows what our boss thinks!, this vampire is trying to find an excuse to deduct our wages!" The guy said subconsciously, but as soon as he said it, he regretted it. Covering his mouth, he hurriedly looked around in a panic. I was relieved that I didn't find the boss.
"Yes, it's easy anyway, you go and call the two of you to hang up the meat!"
"Well, yes!" the man answered, and went upstairs to call someone, and the butcher downstairs was left alone to put a few pigs' heads on the case one by one. Zhu Ganglie sat on the side and waited for the guy to come down.
The fellow's movements were not slow, and it didn't take long for a few fellows to get dressed up and get to work.
A few people quickly got everything that should have been done, and the guy from before turned around and asked Zhu Ganglie what he wanted.
"I want a pig's head!"
"Okay, you wait for me to wrap it up for you. The man answered, and went upstairs to get the bag. Because the butcher shop usually buys on the same day and someone pulls it away, there are fewer times when it is sold, and the bags are placed upstairs.
"San'er!"
"Hey!"
As soon as the fellow went upstairs, a low, hoarse voice came from the side. That's their boss, an unlucky guy whose wife died and his child died.
"What are you doing here?"
"Oh, there's a guest downstairs who wants to buy a pig's head!"
"Oh, just a pig's head?"
"Hmm!"
"Then go and wrap him with that black cloth hanging in the backyard!"
"Huh, but the boss ......."
"Nothing!" the boss scolded. "Remember, after today's business, you and I both went back to our hometown to visit relatives!
"Ming, understood!" the guy San'er ran to the backyard with a wry smile on his face to get the black cloth bag.
Zhu Ganglie sat in front and waited left and right for a long time, and the guy San'er was late, and handed the black cloth bag in his hand to Qiao Feng with a panicked expression.
"Why are you so nervous?" asked Zhu Ganglie casually.
"Oh, oh, what is that, I'm a little diarrhea!" the guy said, clutching his stomach and running away.
"Hmm, what a strange person!" Zhu Ganglie shook his head and untied the black cloth bag in his hand, revealing the shape of a pig's head, and the two ears looked not small.
Nodding with satisfaction, Zhu Ganglie retied the black cloth bag and rushed back to the clam gang's base camp with it.
"Oh, my military advisor, you're here!" Seeing Zhu Ganglie, who was late, Wang Fugui asked dissatisfiedly: "Why did you come so late? The brothers have been waiting for a long time!"
That's right, the room was already full of children at this time, and one or two of them stared at Zhu Ganglie.
"Don't blame me! It's that guy who moves too slowly!" Zhu Ganglie said innocently.
"Okay!" Wang Fugui nodded, "Hurry up and put that pig's head on the table!" he said, pointing to the incense case with a small incense burner next to him.
"Hmm!" Wang Fugui nodded, then untied the black cloth bag and took out the pig's head inside.
There was nothing unusual about this pig's head when it was first picked up, but just when Zhu Ganglie was about to put it on the incense table, something fell out from under the pig's head. This pig's head turned out to be a hollow!
Looking at the head of the person who rolled to his feet, Wang Fugui didn't know what to say for a while.
"Heh, heh, are we winning the lottery again?" Zhu Ganglie laughed embarrassedly.
"Strategist, how do you get this kind of grand prize?" the little fat man spat on the side. These children are also considered to be familiar with this person's head, and no one is scared anymore at this time, but no one is going to pick up this person's head.
"Helper, you are a hero, if you don't pick up this head, you will lose your identity!" The hero made a button and wanted to kick the ball to Wang Fugui.
"Don't talk nonsense!, you can do it!" Wang Fugui said angrily.
"Helper...... What now?" asked Zhu Ganglie with a wry smile.
"What else can I do? You are responsible for taking the one you brought back to the police station? Do you want me to do it myself?"
"You'd better come in person! Timid!" said Zhu Ganglie with a sad face.
"Look at your little look!" Wang Fugui glanced at him with disdain. "I'll come, I'll come!, who's afraid of whom!" Wang Fugui said, and as he pulled the man's head by the hair, he lifted the man's head.
"Okay!" the children in the room applauded vigorously, as if Wang Fugui had just won a gold medal.
"What a fart!Hurry up and find me a bag!" Wang Fugui said angrily.
The bright-eyed child here hurriedly handed over his schoolbag. Anyway, he didn't have anything in his bag except snacks. Again, this bear kid recently wanted to get a new backpack, but his dad never bought it, and this time he had an excuse to buy a new one after giving the backpack away!
Taking the schoolbag, Wang Fugui stuffed the man's head into the schoolbag, and then threw it on his back.
"Let's go to the police station!"
"Don't go!" Zhu Ganglie shook his head desperately.
"If you don't go, you have to go!" Wang Fuguisheng dragged Zhu Ganglie out of the door.
Inside the door, a group of children cast admiring glances at the two. Looking at the posture of the two of them going out, there is a feeling of "the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return".
"So...... You're so lucky...... Drunk!" Qiao Feng looked at Zhu Ganglie speechlessly. Good guy, what kind of shit luck is this, you can buy a pig's head and get a human head.
"I don't want to! When I first found out that the guy handed me a head, in fact, I was in my heart yes, I refused, I told the helper, I refused, because, in fact, I didn't know it at all...... The helper told me that we went to the police station, and Captain Xing's brain was very smart...... After coming to the police station, the head duang~~~ Later, I also knew that it was not a pig's head, it was a human head. In the future, I still have to see clearly when I buy things every day, and I can see more clearly, human heads, duang~~duang~~duang~~ There are no human heads in my shopping cart, because I can see ...... clearly"
“...... What kind of broken song is this?, why are you still singing?" Captain Xing looked at Zhu Ganglie speechlessly.
“...... I don't know! I can't help it!" Zhu Ganglie also covered his mouth this time, not understanding why he suddenly sang such a thing.
"Well, since the clues are obvious this time, let's go to the meat shop to check first!" Captain Xing said and ordered several colleagues to drive a few police cars to the butcher shop.
Sure enough, the boss and the guy named San'er had already run away.
"Ah Can, let's talk about Teacher Ling!" Qiao Feng, who had already expected this situation, said lightly.
"Well, wait a minute!" Zhai Canliang took out the communication machine and dialed Teacher Ling's communication number.
"Hey, who?"
"Teacher Ling, hello, we are ......" Zhai Canliang suddenly couldn't remember how to introduce himself, and subconsciously looked at Qiao Feng.
Qiao Feng didn't speak, just pointed to Captain Xing's brochure.
"Oh, we're the one, we're the police!"
This time, the name of the plainclothes policeman is confirmed! Qiao Feng shook his head and smiled.
"Oh!" On the other end of the communication, Teacher Ling Zhuxuan sighed, "You are Zhai Canhuang, right?"
"Ahh
"You want to borrow a tooth, don't you?"
"Uh-huh, yes!"
"Okay, where are you?" I'll rush over with my teeth. ”
After reporting his location, Teacher Ling Zhuxuan quickly rushed over with Yaya. In order to ensure speed, the female teacher actually wore a pair of roller skates directly and asked Yaya to pull her all the way. When he arrived, he almost didn't stop, but fortunately, Zhai Canliang stopped him in time, so there was no accident.
With the help of Yaya, the police successfully arrested the two suspects. This made Captain Xing sigh for a while, why didn't there be a decent police dog in his team?
After he was arrested, the boss told everything that had happened.