Chapter Twenty-Three: A Door That Easily Breaks
[Chapter 8 Text, Volume 7]
233 Chapter 23 The Easy Door to Break
"Rival in love, I love your grandmother's legs!" narrowly avoided a blow from Thunder Sword Cruise, Sparker jumped a few steps back, and then defended: "Big brother, I will find a way for you wholeheartedly, why do you turn around and hit a rake!"
"Loshia is mine, no one can touch it!" Cruise, the guy who was carried away by love, didn't listen to Spark's defense at all, and waved the thunder sword in his hand step by step*.
"Big brother, I'm here to find the Bantu children!" Sparker didn't say it's okay, this time Cruise actually had bloodshot eyes, and then his whole body flashed dazzling electricity, it seemed that all the energy in his body was released, and the entire hall was filled with electricity for a while. Seeing this scene, Sparker also held the Colt automatic pistol on his waist in his hand and watched intently.
"You shameless person, you actually made Loshia pregnant, and actually gave birth to a group of children?" It seems that Cruise has been emotionally tortured and has been confused, and when he heard Spark's mention of the child, he absurdly thought that Sparker had a bed relationship with Loshia, and what made Cruise even more unacceptable was the word "child", "Hmm, ah, I've kept the virgin body for Loshia until now, and I actually got such a result, uh-huh-ahh Just when Sparker thought that Cruise was going to use the strongest mystery because of his rampage, Cruise actually fell to the ground after a mouthful of blood spurted out, "I wipe the class?" Sparker was suddenly thundered by the great change in front of him, and then slowly walked towards Cruise, and found that Cruise had already passed out at this time. "Hey, it seems that this breath has passed, there are not many good men these years, you are really one!" Sighing, Sparker casually found some croton from his bag and forcibly stuffed it into Cruise's end, and there was a trace of fatigue in his body, so he found a place to rest against the wall.
"Well, what's going on?" After about an hour, Thunder Sword Cruise regained consciousness, and then looked at his body blankly and found that there were no external injuries, and when he saw Sparker leaning against the wall in the distance, he immediately pointed Thunder Sword at Spark's eyes and said angrily: "You are still a decent gentleman and did not take advantage of others, but I will never forgive you for defiling Loshia, look at the trick!" After speaking, Cruise swooped away, but what made Cruise strange was that this time Sparker did not move at all. "Do you think he's guilty too?" I won't pity him!" Thinking of this, Cruise's steps became more and more determined towards Spark.
Halfway through, Cruise suddenly felt a cramping pain in his abdomen, and his forward posture was interrupted, and then he ran into another small room in the hall with his butt covered, and the word "toilet" was written on it. When Cruise rushed into the bathroom, he heard the sound of "poof, pop, crackle!", and Spark, with a wicked smile on his face, still not getting up.
"Damn, look at the move!" Thunder Sword Cruise, who knew that he had lost someone, was about to attack Sparker again as soon as he came out of the toilet, but after taking a few steps, the cramping pain in his abdomen hit again, and in desperation, Cruise had to run into the toilet again. After more than ten trips like this, this time Cruise came out of the toilet but didn't attack Sparker again, not because he didn't want to, but because these ten or so squatting in the toilet made him consume even the slightest strength in his body. "What the hell have you done to me?" asked Cruise, weakly.
"I didn't do anything, I just saw you get so angry and fed you a pound of croton!" Sparker said lightly.
"What?" Cruise's eyes straightened when he heard this, and he felt like the sky was falling apart on the spot. As we all know, this croton can be described as a good medicine for constipation, but that is just to eat a little bit, but Sparker actually fed a pound to Cruise, who is not constipated!"Could it be that I am going to become the first and probably the only cultivator in the entire cultivation world to die because of diarrhea?" The cramping pain in his abdomen came again, and Cruise reluctantly thought before walking into the toilet.
In fact, with Cruise's own good strength, he didn't die of diarrhea after all, but this also made him no longer have the strength to attack Spark, "Whew, Whew!" Cruise was panting and lying on the ground, not to mention that he was fighting with Sparker with the Thunder Sword at this time, and it was difficult to even move his fingers.
"I said, big brother, while you calm down now, I'll have to explain it to you," Sparker walked slowly over to Cruise, and then explained the purpose of his trip in detail, repeatedly stating that he didn't even know the name Loshia until he met him. Finally, after Sparky swears to the lamp, Thunder Sword Cruise finally believes Spark's words.
"Since that's the case, Brother Spark, I'm really sorry for you," at this time, Thunder Sword Cruise finally regained some strength, and reluctantly got up from the ground and said to Sparker apologetically: "It's all because I was carried away by Loshia, and I will be wrong for a while, I hope Brother Sparker can forgive me!"
"I can understand these things, brother," Sparker secretly laughed in his heart that Cruise was a fool, and at the same time, he said with an anxious look on his face: "For now, let's think about how to pass through this gate, I think your strength is very good, why don't you just destroy this gate?" You know, women like strong men very much!"
"Hey, you don't want to, I've been slashing hundreds of swords at this door every day for so long, let alone destroying it, not even a single sword mark has been left!" Cruise said helplessly.
"Isn't it, this is the 'Panpan' security door?" Spark, who has always been an unbeliever, shook his shoulder, and Sparker walked to the door, raised his fist and was about to smash it. I only heard the sound of "boom!", and because of the excessive force, it actually brought up a burst of dust, "Hey, I advise you not to bother, this door" Cruise was about to persuade Sparker not to do useless work, but when the dust fell, he saw Sparker looking at him very blankly, and the door next to Sparker was directly broken through a huge crack that was enough for people to pass through. "Nani, what, how is it possible?" this scene made Cruise use three words of disbelief, which was enough to explain the shock in his heart at this time.
"Eh" Sparker didn't know what to say at this time, from the feeling of attacking the gate just now, he didn't think how strong this gate was, with the strength of the thunder sword Cruise, it could be completely destroyed, but it was no wonder that this door was entangled in Cruise for thousands of years and could not be passed.
"Brother, you are really a lucky star sent to me by God!" Just when Sparker didn't know how to comfort Cruise, Cruise grabbed Spark's hand, couldn't stop thanking him, and then shouted: "Loshia, Loshia I'm coming!"
"Can such a gate be broken?" Sparker also hurriedly followed Cruise through the gate, but looking at the back of Cruise in front of him, he couldn't understand why such an easily broken gate would bother Cruise for so long, but thinking of the fact that this Cruise had not drunk the water of vitality for thousands of years, for a while Sparker suddenly thought of a possibility, and frowned unconsciously