"Oh my mother, I'm choking!" the Jade Emperor covered his nose and looked at the rising smoke. Frowning, the Jade Emperor shouted at the top of his voice: "Li Changgeng!"

"Hey, come on!" Tai Bai Xing Li Changgeng rushed over on his broken electric car, "What's the matter, leader, I'm staying at home to repair the grape trellis, what's the matter with me?"

"What kind of grape trellis to repair!" the Jade Emperor bared his teeth, pointed to the smoky ground, and said, "I asked you to go to the world to investigate, and you got me this thing!

"Oh, you can't blame me for this!" Li Changgeng spread his hands, "I saw that the gods in the sky in the TV series in the world should live in the clouds and mountains and fog covers, so I just made a little cloud up!"

"How many times have I told you! Those grandsons are all over the world, and they like to get drunk and beat people crazy, but you don't listen!

"This ......" A drop of cold sweat unconsciously flowed from Li Changgeng's head, "What, when the clouds are paved, the clouds are not old enough, you also know that since the daughter of the Queen Mother of the West, the Weaver Girl, went down to earth, our clouds have not been enough......"

"Well, it's when the paving road is paved here, and the clouds are not enough, so I fished a little bit from the upper and lower realms, but you know, leader, my old dizzy ......"

Gangke's enemy Fang Taikaoshu Planet Jigang is "strange...... You were still here......" The land scratched his nose strangely.

“...... I said Li Changgeng, how did I find out that you have become more and more unfavorable since you were hit by the monkey in the demon world?"

"Can I be blamed for this?" It's okay not to mention it, but when he mentioned this, Li Changgeng suddenly looked sad and angry. "At the beginning, I said that I couldn't handle that monkey, but you didn't say that I could do it, but what happened? Old leader, I didn't say you, you also believed what their children fanned the flames! Now it's okay, people are beautiful and beautiful in the demon world, and your plan to subdue the monkey has become a gilded experience for others! You have worked in vain to make a wedding dress for someone!"

"Well, I'll go first if it's all right! Li Changgeng said and rode his broken electric car again, "What, I'll change the haze here when I get back, I'm in a hurry!"

"Is it?" Li Changgeng also stretched his neck and glanced in which direction, "Then why don't I go and take a look!"

"Well, let's go. Li Changgeng said, twisting the key, ready to start his broken electric car. As a result, as soon as the handlebar was turned, a crooked screaming sound came out.

"Didn't I say you, Li Changgeng, what kind of mess have you made in the Nether Realm this trip, why is this broken thing you are riding still moving like this?"

"This is not the movement of my electric car!" Li Changgeng looked down at the dashboard of his broken electric car, and found nothing unusual.

The fiefdom is not far away, and the cool secret feather learns the star of Nuo Fan, "Then you can't just let it go down to earth!

Gangke is far from being a ghost feather test Keyang by the enemy, "Hey, how can this broken car be as good as your old car!" Nezha patted his ass lightly.

Feng Buke reluctantly inspected Keyang Yuanji too much, "The five of us tried it just now, but none of them shot a bullet." The day tour god who handed the revolver to Li Changgeng said.

"How many times have I told you! Those grandsons are all over the world, and they like to get drunk and beat people like to beat people like crazy when they are done, but you don't listen! This time you have learned a lesson!"

Gang Budi is reluctant, and he is too observant of Xingfang Ghost to take the alone, "Head, head!" The gods of the day wandered one after another, pointing to Li Changgeng's white flower's head.

"It's fine, it's just ...... It's just ......" The land looked in embarrassedly. "It's just that there is a peach that has become a fine and just wants to run, I went to catch it, and it may hurt if I accidentally pinch it, and then it will lie there and not move......"

"It's not me saying you!" Li Changgeng looked at the land with a critical look, "How can we say that we are also immortals, we can't start so dark!"

"No, Master Li. "I didn't really make much effort just now!" the land cried, "I didn't know that little thing was so fragile!"

Ke Yuanke doesn't want to be a ghost, and he can't take the secret ball post to hate Ke Ship, but he can only mumble about this, and it will be difficult to mix up after offending Li Changgeng. Where can they compare with the princelings of other people?

Parked his broken electric car at the gate of Pan Tao Yuan, Li Chang Gengzai carefully locked the front and back before he followed the land of Pan Tao Yuan to go inside.

When he locked the car, the land was still on the side, muttering. I heard that Nezha also went down to get a Harley motorcycle a few days ago, and people threw it everywhere without a lock all day long. This Li Changgeng can ride this broken thing, the lock is so porcelain.

But he can only mumble about this, and it will be difficult to mix up after offending Li Changgeng. Where can they compare with the princelings of other people?

The most scientific and ruthless, the most secret, the most cold, the most "gotcha, gotchasing." Li Changgeng said, twisting the key, ready to start his broken electric car. As a result, as soon as the handlebar was turned, a crooked screaming sound came out.

"Come on, I'll go to Nantianmen and ask. I'm afraid that the little elf wants to go down to earth. Li Changgeng shook his head and walked out, sighing as he walked, "Alas...... I really don't have to worry about it, my grape trellis hasn't been repaired yet. ”

The land was in the back, and while bowing to the leader, he complained in his heart, what kind of grape trellis to repair? Do you want to wait until the next time you fight with your daughter-in-law, and your nose is blue and your face is swollen after being beaten by your daughter-in-law, tell people that you were smashed by the grape trellis......

Xingke Qiu Ke Duyu Taixue Feng Tai took Leng Gang, "Hey, who was I at the time! It turned out to be Nezha!" Li Changgeng looked at it fixedly, only to find that the little fairy in front of him with a polarizing lens and a face full of silver nails was Nezha. "Why are you still dressed up for this virtue?"

Riding his broken electric car again, Li Changgeng came to Nantianmen in a slippery way. When I came here, a small fairy dressed in patent leather punk was leaning next to a brand-new Harley-Davidson motorcycle and was playing with the demon who was guarding the South Heavenly Gate.

"Hey, who was I at the time! It turned out to be Nezha!" Li Changgeng looked at it fixedly, only to find that the little fairy in front of him with a polarizing lens and a face full of silver nails was Nezha. "Why are you still dressed up for this virtue?"

"What, didn't I go down to the mortal world with my monkey brother to listen to a concert, melody death metal, old handsome! What's the matter, Master Li, you're always here to patrol?"

"Hey, you're thinking too much!" Nezha waved his hand, "Everyone in the mortal world has said now that animals are not allowed to become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China." What kind of big monsters are there!"

The most resentful Taiyu Xueke secretly said, "It's really okay, it's just ...... It's just ......" The land looked in embarrassedly. "It's just that there is a peach that has become a fine and just wants to run, I went to catch it, and it may hurt if I accidentally pinch it, and then it will lie there and not move......"

"Okay, you're so old, what are you doing with this idle mind!" Nezha impatiently cut his hair, "Look at who is on duty in the mortal world today, let him go and deal with this peach essence, won't it be over!"

"Hmm...... That's a good idea!" Li Changgeng nodded and turned the broken electric car around. Glancing back at Nezha's Harley, Li Changgeng smacked: "The car is good!"

"Just break the electric car!" Nezha snorted and opened the conversation, "I'll tell you, this old boy let people trick him in the mortal world, and he still doesn't know it......"

Xingyuan is far away and cold, secretly hating the Gangshu Technique, "Mmmm, get out of you!" The Jade Emperor waved his hand impatiently.

The cat pushed open the door with his waist, and Li Changgeng glanced inside. The group of day-wandering gods on duty were carrying something that I didn't know what it was and was passing it around. While passing it back, he "clicked" at his head.

Seeing this, Li Changgeng was furious. Okay, these little cubs, if you have something fun, don't call me Master Li! Do you want to mix up?

A day wanderer who was squinting with one eye and playing with that kind of thing was so frightened that he almost didn't sit on the ground after hearing Li Changgeng's cough.

Seal the hatred of the land and be ruthless, and the secret feather hates the star and connects the love moon"...... I said Li Changgeng, how did I find out that you have become more and more unfavorable since you were hit by the monkey in the demon world?"

The one who had just climbed up from under the table hurriedly put the things in his hand on the table quietly, and then stood upright like everyone else and looked at Li Changgeng.

"What are you doing one by one!" Li Changgeng stretched out his hand and pointed at the group of sun-wandering gods one by one. "Is it easy to become a wandering god? Look at you, you still don't cherish the opportunity! How difficult it is to compete for a position now! Look at you, you don't want to make progress all day long, and you don't do your job! What are you playing?"

The most uncool skill is too much to check Xingxian Gangfeng, "Okay, you're so old, what are you doing with this idle mind!" Nezha impatiently cut his hair, "Look at who is on duty in the mortal world today, let him go and deal with this peach essence, won't it be over!"

"What's that...... Li Ye ......" The one who got out from under the table scratched his head and said, "We didn't do anything, we just ...... handjob."

"Oh, it's called a revolver, and it has bullets in it, and it flies out like a slingshot. That day, the god of travel picked up the pistol on the table and said.

"Oh, it's because he can put several bullets in this thing at the same time, which is much more convenient than a slingshot. That day, Youshen explained while disassembling the revolver and showing it to Li Changgeng.

Xingke Qiu Budu's wife Qiugang was not cold, and as soon as he locked his broken electric car, Li Changgeng heard a shouting sound from the prison Tianjian.

"Oh, that's the game we played!" said the god of the day, excited. "This revolver can hold six bullets in it, but we only put one. Once this bullet is loaded, I don't know how many times it will be fired. So we took turns shooting one shot at a time to see who was unlucky. ”

Keqiu Yuanke's cool technology is the most affectionate and cool, "Leader, rest assured!" Li Changgeng showed a mouthful of old yellow teeth and laughed twice, "I'm so old, who dares to slander me?"

"Oh, it's Nezha!" Li Changgeng saw that it was the third prince who came in, and quickly pulled his hair. But he didn't know that his face was like a black egg at this time. "Why are you here?"

Gang Qiu is far from reluctant, and the most hateful technique is too lonely, "No, Li Ye." "I didn't really make much effort just now!" the land cried, "I didn't know that little thing was so fragile!"

"Oh, nothing, I'm just here to ask these guys for my revolver. They said that they would not send me back after playing for two days. ”

"Sensei found it, I found it for you!" Nezha smiled. "I just checked, and that peach essence has fallen to another plane. There's a kid in the Nian Beast clan who just came back from that world, you can send him directly!"

Seal the hatred of the Keku Taiyu Xueke Ke Secret, "Gotcha, let's go." Li Changgeng said, twisting the key, ready to start his broken electric car. As a result, as soon as the handlebar was turned, a crooked screaming sound came out.

Xingyuan Earth Enmity Test Secret Technique: "Then you can't just let it go down to earth!

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