Chapter 1: The Boy from the Sky
The owner of the village, the king and the king sledgehammer have led the men and horses to grab their territory again! A kid hurriedly ran into a certain cottage hall and shouted.
What! That guy is itchy again, and he dares to make trouble on Lao Tzu's head.
Wang Dazhui also said that he had to occupy that section of the road today, and he was now at the foot of the mountain.
In the center of the hall, a relatively sturdy middle-aged man stood up from a tiger skin chair and said, "Brothers, destroy the Black Stone Village for me and copy the guys." β
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Eh, my head feels dizzy, where is this? It seems that someone outside is talking about the Black Stone Village. The boy shook his head, and when he woke up from the bed, he felt dizzy and dazed.
"Don't be reckless, you have to think about it in the long run. β
Hearing someone talking outside, the young man in the room got out of bed with a somewhat drowsy head and prepared to go out. He wanted to open the door, but looked around. Hey, this isn't like the place I rented? Seeing that the wooden door in front of him was a little big, the boy peeked outside through the small crack in the door to see what was going on.
Outside, the strong middle-aged man just now picked up the big knife in his hand and waved it and said: Third brother, don't say it again, this Wang Sledgehammer is tired of today, dare to provoke, Lao Tzu will split him.
"Second brother, don't be angry with the python, Wang Dazhui is clearly ready to come, now is not the time to go. A middle-aged man who was thinner reassured.
The sturdy man pushed away the thinner man, and he took two steps forward and said aloud to the front: "Brothers, for the sake of the prestige of the Wind Village, follow me to teach that guy."
At this time, I could only hear a lot of people shouting and shouting from the hall: "The prestige lasts forever, the prestige lasts foreverβ"
The long sturdy middle-aged man's face was happy, and he shouted: Let's go, let's go and destroy the Black Stone Village!
Seeing that these people were about to go out, the middle-aged man who was called the third brother and was relatively thin immediately rushed in front of everyone, and he stood in front of the strong man and shouted: Xu Wuman, have you forgotten what the eldest brother once said?
When the middle-aged man who was called Xu Wuman heard this, he suddenly stopped his steps, his eyes were full of anger, he looked at the person who spoke in front of him, and shouted: Qi Luanlin, you fucking don't use the big brother to suppress Lao Tzu, if you don't breathe this today, Lao Tzu will not be Xu Wuman. As he spoke, Xu Wuman had already paced out, and walked up to Qi Luanlin and threw him away with a palm. "Brothers, go!"
The thinner middle-aged man was thrown away by a palm and fell asleep on the ground, and the man immediately laughed, haha. He propped himself up, turned his back to the sky, and said with a smile on the ground: "Big brother, the wind village that you have built in vain is going to be destroyed today, and the third brother might as well go down to accompany you now, so as not to have no face to see you in the future."
After the thinner middle-aged man finished speaking, only to hear the sound of "clang", Xu Wuman suddenly slashed the big knife in his hand on the door of the hall, and then kicked towards the door. Bang, the gate was kicked out by Xu Wuman and smashed to the ground, he roared and shouted: Qi Luanlin!
Seeing that Xu Wuman stopped, Qi Luanlin secretly rejoiced in his heart, but this trick still worked. So he stood up with his back, walked quickly to Xu Wuman with a very neat movement, and said: "Second brother, don't be impulsive, I know that you are thinking about the wind village, but recklessness is not the key to solving the matter, this matter has to be considered in the long run, and Wang Da Hammer Nasi's plan must not be allowed to succeed." β
Xu Wuman stared at him with two big eyes, revealing a fierce expression, and stepped on the door with all his might, only to hear the "squeak" sound of the door panel. His eyes sank as he looked at the remaining brothers in the cottage.
In fact, Xu Wuman knew in his heart, even if he went like this, he might not win, even if he won, he still knew the truth of "killing a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred". But as the current big boss, if you don't demonstrate, how can you convince the public, so you can't swallow this breath, the two cottages are not in harmony on weekdays, and today it is Wang Da Hammer who came to provoke first, so it is even more angry.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Qi Luan Lin was secretly happy in his heart, it must have been his own words that persuaded this rough guy. Although his words were a little faster, judging from the years of getting along, he knew better than anyone what he was capable of, otherwise the eldest brother would not have let him take over the Wind Village.
Second brother, you don't know that Wang Da Hammer is there, he has come to find fault three or four times, this time he must have come prepared, why do you go now.
Hmph, do you just watch that guy bully us, but don't forget who your eldest brother is, now listening to your mother-in-law's nonsense, it's just a wretch.
"I will never forget the eldest brother, the second brother, it's better to be like this, I have a plan. Qi Luan Lin approached Xu Wuman's ear and muttered unsure what he was talking about, and after a few seconds, Xu Wuman laughed and said, Yes, yes, this is good.
Seeing the big boss and the second boss whispering, a group of subordinates stood below and wondered for a while.
Okay, that's all. Xu Wuman nodded, and then shouted to his subordinates, "Don't hurry up and ask someone to repair the gate!"
Boss, then, are we going to fight or not?" asked one of the boys.
Nonsense, of course you have to fight, and you have to fight successfully, go out first and wait, and talk about it tomorrow.
When these people walked out, some of the remaining brothers whispered: "The second boss still has a strategy."
But no, the second master of the village is the brain of our Storm Village, and then everyone walked out of the hall.
Looking at everything that was happening outside, the young man in the room was stunned and stunned. What are these people doing, are they acting, inexplicable? I don't care about it for now, go out and take a look, the young man pushed open the small door of the room and walked out, his front foot had just stepped out of the door, and the scene in front of him at this moment made him stunned on the spot.
The boy looked at the hall of the room, the decoration of the hall was extremely simple, a bit like the taste of ancient times, and there was no modern style at all. Isn't it, what the hell is this place, are these people filming costume TV series?
The young man scratched his head, glanced around, and saw that there was still one person in the hall who hadn't left, so he stepped forward and asked with a surprised question: "Hey, this handsome guy, are you filming a TV series, I don't know which director it is, why didn't you see the heroine." β
As soon as these words came out, a man in a long robe who was not much older than the boy in front of him showed an extremely exaggerated expression, the man's eyes were wide open, and his mouth was open enough to hold four eggs. The man looked at the young man with a frightened face, and said, "Young village master, what's wrong with you?" Although I haven't read on the cliff, I haven't even understood your words yet.
What a young master, is he calling me, this is strange. The young man thought to himself, this person's acting skills are too professional, he must be joking with himself, or ask someone else.
Just when the young man turned around and was about to walk out of the hall, the Erzhai Lord Qi Luan Lin, who was talking outside the door before, hurriedly ran over, and when the middle-aged man saw the young man standing in the hall, his face suddenly showed surprise, and he said eagerly: Your illness is finally cured!
The young man was stunned for a moment, he was cured, what was this person talking about? Could it be that when I got sick, I only remember that I was still looking up at the sky......
Oops, the boy suddenly let out an exclamation. Who knew that the man named Qi Luanlin grabbed the young man's arm after approaching him, and pulled the young man back to the room without saying a word.
The young man struggled: "I can't help but say that your acting skills are too high, professional is a professional actor, the effect is really different, I just play soy sauce." β
Talking nonsense, the middle-aged man sighed, and after bringing the boy back to the room, he was about to press him down on the bed.
The young man panicked, what did this person want to do? While the middle-aged man was not paying attention, he jumped up by hanging 180 degrees in the air and propped up on the edge of the bed, pushed away the disgusting Erzhai master, stood three feet away and said angrily: Lao Tzu is not good at this, you guy who is carrying a mountain on his back, where is this, I feel weird, you let me go back.
Hearing that the young man turned his words, the situation of this indecent second village master was worse than the person who claimed to be the cliff just now. I saw that the middle-aged man's eyes seemed to be about to fall out, and he looked at the young man with a frightened look.
Silly boy, what nonsense are you talking about, it seems that you have not fully recovered from your illness, and your mind is not clear, but why do those words you just said sound weird?
The young man said: "This big brother, knowing that you are a professional, you can let me go home."
Talking nonsense again, this is your home, it seems that you have to find Dahuai to check your pulse again.
The boy was almost stunned on the spot.
"Crunch" The door was closed, and the middle-aged man's happy voice came from outside: Great, wake up, wake up, the young master is finally awake, haha.
After the middle-aged man left, there was a stunned teenager left in the room, and he said strangely: What woke up, what the man said just now is really strange, what kind of thing, don't play with people like this.
The boy looked inside the room, this was not his own rental room at all, and he had never seen anything in it. In front of him was a small square table with an oil lamp on it, and a window in the wooden house with an antique lattice. He was touching the bed beneath him, which was hard and short.
Oh, I see, these people must be first-class actors, these props are very realistic, really professional.
He habitually prepared to touch his pocket, reached out and grabbed it, but he couldn't touch what he wanted for a long time. Hey, where's my phone? The young man was startled, looked down and hurriedly looked at his waistband pocket, only to find that the clothes he was wearing at the moment had completely changed into a light gray cloth robe, and there were no pockets at all.
Grandma's, what's the situation, where are my clothes?
The young man was a little puzzled and said: What's the matter, how am I dressed here, my mobile phone is still rented? Where is this, remember that I didn't lie on a bush and watch the sky, and then ......
The more the boy thought about it, the more wrong it became, and he looked into the room, and looked at it, and found a portrait mural hanging on one wall. "Hey, how can there be a portrait of a woman in costume?"
He walked in and saw a woman wearing a long dress with a purple moon pattern, and the woman's eyes were staring closely ahead, as if she was waiting for something.
The long-haired woman on this painting is too beautiful, there are still such beauties on the street now, he stretched out his hand and touched it, thinking it was a printed portrait, who knows!
The boy only felt that his hand was obviously touching the real drawing paper, and the drawing paper was wrinkled, and there were some yellowing marks on the border, and the time should have been some years.
Seeing this scene, he was stunned on the spot. Since it's a TV series, how can you take such a portrait, it's all yellow, it doesn't make sense!