One hundred and fifty snatch a daughter-in-law and go back to the mountain

The little minion who couldn't get a seat on Woniu Mountain saw that the main gate of the Washington Mansion was still closed, and shouted loudly all over the words taught by the second master, and felt that the left armpit was itching, and wanted to reach out and scratch it, but he was still holding those slippery cloths in his hands, but the itching became more and more distinct, and the arm was attached to the body and rubbed hard, and the ragged clothes of burlap were enjoyable to rub.

Probably the tattered straw mat he slept on was a little more flea than he slept. The second dog spat thick phlegm on the face on the right side of the two stone lions with teeth and claws next to the grand middle gate, and watched the viscous phlegm slowly slide down on the majestic mane of the stone lion, and he didn't come to be a little proud, so he coughed twice harder, and spat on the left face.

The second dog proudly admired his masterpiece, if he was still at the bottom of the mountain as a beggar, he would not be able to keep it at this time, and the evil servant in Washington would come out with the big dog and beat him half to death and then throw him on the street, where would he be like now, afraid of the force of the second master behind him, and dare not attack him.

The days on the mountain, in the end, are happier than those under the mountain, not to mention that you can drink and eat meat with the big brother on the mountain every three or five times, and there are not so many rules and regulations to abide by, only one, you have to respect the big master who seems to have some bad brains, and the second master with high martial arts is placed second. There are two people on Woniu Mountain who don't take this rule in their eyes, taking advantage of the fact that the second master is no longer there, they ridicule and mock the big boss in every way, and the bones are still scattered in the field at this time and no one reins in.

A silk, a zhang of silk, a piece of silver, the two dogs have been holding their hands since they came down from Woniu Mountain and have never moved, their arms are naturally sore, and they have to sit on the front steps of this Washington Middle Gate as a last resort.

He smashed it, smashed it, cracked his lips, and was about to shout again to teach him the words of the second master, but the side door of Washington opened a small crack, and two people rushed out coldly, and before the second dog could say anything, he used a grappling method to twist his joints, and the other person covered his mouth to prevent him from making a sound, and the two of them worked together to escort him in from the side door, and there were less than ten instantaneous moments of time.

At the far end of the high wall of Washington, Zhang Bashun, who was watching the movement in front of the door, breathed a sigh of relief, and as soon as his hands and feet were loosened, he came down from the wall.

Is that Wu Erlang really so bold, or is there no one under his command at all, so he sent such a kid to the city?

The two dart masters of Wu and the dart bureau were about to escort the ragged Woniu Mountain minions to the main hall, but they were not guarded against it, and his hand was bitten off by him, although the dart master was angry, but he did not use any means against it, but just pulled out his hand, and reluctantly escorted it to the main hall before letting go.

"The people from Woniu Mountain?"

The elegant spices smoked in the main hall of Washington really can't suppress the sour smell of the two dogs who haven't taken a bath for many days, and the people in the dart bureau are better, but Hua'an, the owner of Washington, can't help but hide his face with a sniff, and secretly take off the sachet on his waist to sniff, only to relieve the disgust in his heart a little, and asked.

The second dog saw his appearance, a pair of black eyes rolled slightly, and the second master told him that the old man in Washington, who was neither male nor female, replied with a rather respectful posture: "Yes." ”

"Thanks to the love of the two masters on Woniu Mountain, but after all, the little girl was promised to the son of the Sun family in the north of the city. Hua An moved the wide sleeves embroidered with flowing clouds from front of him a little and said, "Why don't you let the big boss look for a good couple? When Hua heard that Wu Er was in charge of Yanggu County, he was the most important thing to talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes and win the love of people, which was always bad. ”

"But you let your daughter out early, what can we do if we are the big boss?" The second dog sat on a red sour branch stool in the center of the main hall of Hua'an with his feet crossed, and opened his shirt to fan the wind vigorously, "It's good if our second boss doesn't dislike your daughter, it doesn't matter if the big boss is big, just look peugeot, if you want to come to Heqing County, people say that your daughter is like you, and it won't be bad if you want to come." ”

For a while, I didn't know whether to respond to this with a smile or to be furious, Hua An thought for a moment before he spoke again:

"If the big boss wants to marry a daughter-in-law, it's not impossible, Hua has a lot of wealth...."

"Silver, silver, silver, silver, and silver, this is a matter of silver!" Ergouzi said angrily, "The big boss doesn't sleep at night without a pressure village lady, he doesn't sleep well, he doesn't sleep with your daughter, is it possible to sleep with your silver?"

If it weren't for the employment of Washington, most of the people in the Wuhe Dart Bureau here would have been laughing forward and backward at this time, but at this time, it was really a little difficult to hold back the smile and hold the majesty. If this crouching cow mountain is a little more astute and knows what kind of situation he has fallen in, most of them have already knelt on the ground and begged for mercy at this time, this person is good, and he dares to accuse the master of Washington.

"The second boss said, these things are counted as a dowry for the big boss. The second dog handed over the silk and the silver that had never been loosened all the time, and the steward of Washington stepped forward, "Isn't it good to invite your daughter to the mountain to be the lady of the village and live a happy life?"

Hua An caught a glimpse of the sweat-stained ayara in the steward's hand, and was speechless for a while.

"The second master said, three days later, he came to greet his relatives in person. The second dog patted his ass and got up from the stool, "If the house is not happy, then our second boss will take it all by himself." ”

"Why are you big families sitting on things not as comfortable as the straw mats on the mountain? ”

The second dog scolded and walked out of the main hall, and carried the stool with the red sour branch.

It's a thing that this rich man sits on, although it is uncomfortable, but after all, I took a lot of things over, and if I don't take some things back to the mountain, I always feel unhappy.

In the main hall, Wu He and the people in Washington watched him swagger out, crying and laughing, and several dart masters were taking the initiative to ask Ying, to teach the lesson to the guy, not to mention the result, so that he would suffer some hardships, and he could not be so arrogant.

However, the owner of Washington had no such thoughts at all, and just waved his sleeves, as if to sweep away the stench brought in by the two dogs.

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"The second in charge, the second in charge!"

The elated Ergouzi carried a stool in his hand, and he didn't know what was going on under his armpits, and even broke into five or six light and dark sentinels on Woniu Mountain to get up the mountain, shouting loudly.

"Two dogs, what have you done. A man dressed as a small leader on Woniu Mountain came over, slapped him on the back of the head, and said in a low voice: "Come back from the mountain, did you bring anything with you?"

"Brought it. The second dog god mysteriously took down the things between his armpits, "I just bought it from the county town and the city, and the price of two taels or three dollars of silver has been cut to two taels." ”

I couldn't wait to tear open the oil paper wrapped around the roll of things, and a shoddy ink smell suddenly came out, and the second dog saw that the little leader on the Lying Niu Mountain was staring intently at the contents of the scroll, and he was also curious to come over to take a look, and the result was that two naked people were fighting there.

Before he could see the difference, the little leader rolled up the picture, knocked him a chestnut with his hand, and said, "What about the remaining three taels of silver?" ”

The second dog obediently took out two pieces of broken silver from his arms and handed them back, and couldn't stop muttering: "It's just two people fighting naked, what's so beautiful, and you still need to spend two taels of silver?"

"You know. The little leader rolled up the words like a treasure, and then put away the two pieces of broken silver, "Won't you know when you're two years older?" ”

On this mountain where birds don't shit, there is no silver and can't get a daughter-in-law, and you have to worry about the government, so you don't dare to go to the kiln under the mountain to put out the fire.

Seeing that the little leader was satisfied and walked away, the second dog dared to touch the small piece of broken silver on his waist, although it was only two coins in weight, but it was a real piece of silver.

When I went to the market to buy the painting before, it was a painting of two taels of silver, but he died and begged for nothing, and the stall owner's patience was worn out, so he gave him two coins of silver cheaper, and the extra two coins of silver were not his.

"What did the master of Washington say?" The second dog said in a dull voice, and when he turned his head to see that it was the second master, he hurriedly replied:

"There's nothing to say, I coaxed a soft egg, and I wanted to fool around with the silver. The second dog bared his teeth and said, "But there are two people there whose strength is really not small, and after the little one was caught, he didn't break free after struggling many times." ”

"I don't blame you. Wu Erlang pondered for a moment, and the two lying silkworms frowned slightly, "Most of those two people have martial arts realms, and they can't be caught against a kid like you." ”

Heqing County Huafu, the owner seems to be Hua'an, he heard it when he was the head of the capital, and he made a fortune last winter, and it is nothing to hire two martial artists to guard the courtyard, but if you think that spending money to hire two paper-paste martial artists to come to the home to protect the courtyard can scare him, it is a big mistake.

Wu Erlang regarded the old martial artist who took him on a trip through the mountains and rivers like an old father. If it weren't for his master to pass on his skills, don't say that Zhanshan is the king, and it would be difficult to kill the pair of adulterers and adulteresses for his brother, not to mention that the adulterer who has a lot of power in the family is afraid of his martial arts realm, so he is willing to give up and not come to investigate.

That old martial artist hoped that Wu Erlang would go to the court to reimburse him after inheriting his skills, but now the path he took was contrary to the path that his master expected him to take.

Is he wrong? Or is his master wrong? That's right.

Regardless of whether his mother was wrong or right, he stretched his muscles and bones, ordered dozens of skilled minions on the mountain to prepare to go down the mountain, and grab a daughter-in-law for his brother to go back to the mountain.