Chapter 103: The Serpent and the Staircase
84_84978 "That's it, but I can't go in, so you can go in yourself." ”
As soon as night fell, the owner of the liquor store took Zhang Lang and Jasmine to a strange bar.
"This is the method of buying and selling gold caves. The owner of the liquor shop said and handed Zhang Lang a two-inch note.
took the note and looked at it a few times, Zhang Lang wanted to scold the street, but what was written on the note was some words that were not right for the horse's mouth.
"What kind of stuff is this?" Zhang Lang looked at the note with disgust.
"Password," said the innkeeper, "you go in and find a man who is red and green, and then tell him the code." ”
"Red and green? Zhang Lang nodded, and then pulled Jasmine into the bar together.
"Hey...... Tell you to prick me with a needle...... You deserve to go this way. After Zhang Lang and the others entered, the owner of the wine shop suddenly laughed twice, and then turned to leave.
As soon as they entered the bar, before the two of them had taken a few steps, they had already attracted the attention of almost everyone.
"Hey, Zhang Lang, why are they all staring at us......" Where had Jasmine seen this kind of formation, she nervously hid behind Zhang Lang.
"This ......" Zhang Lang looked around for a week and touched his nose helplessly. "We seem to have been tricked by that guy. ”
"Huh?
"Look at the people around Zhou, are they all a couple. ”
"yes, but ......" Jasmine looked around and saw what the problem was, "why are all people of the same sex in one-on-one pairs?"
"That's why I said we were tricked by that guy!" Zhang Lang said with a smile: "This is obviously a gay bar......
"Huh?" Jasmine's eyes widened in surprise. She had heard of homosexuality among humans, but she had never seen one. I didn't want to take it to see a group today, and there are both men and women.
"What should I do?" Jasmine asked Zhang Lang in a nervous whisper, she was already furious by those people.
"Alas...... I had to sacrifice it. Zhang Lang shook his head helplessly.
"Oh, look at you, people say don't pretend to be a man when you go out. You see, everyone else is misunderstanding them now. Zhang Lang suddenly raised his orchid finger and said loudly. The tone of his speech was deliberately suppressed by him, and he looked like a eunuch when he heard it.
"......" Jasmine looked at Zhang Lang with a frightened expression, not understanding what medicine he had taken wrong.
When Zhang Lang winked at her, Jasmine reacted that Zhang Lang was acting. It's just that this performance is really a bit disgusting. But after being disgusted, I took a closer look at Zhang Lang's expression and felt that he was so cute now. I feel disgusting and cute at the same time, is this the legendary disgusting cute?
After being nauseated, Jasmine finally came to her senses.
"What nonsense!" Jasmine scolded in her voice as crisp as a warbler out of the valley. But after scolding, she didn't know what to say next. And Jasmine, who had never said a dirty word, almost laughed out loud after scolding it, but fortunately she stopped it in time. Only Zhang Lang saw the somewhat distorted expression on her face that wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and Zhang Lang also wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and kept holding back.
Just when the atmosphere was a little solidified, Zhang Lang finally held back the laughter.
"Oh, don't lose your temper, you have to play role-playing and people will play with you, really, you have to let people pretend to be men. ”
After saying this, Zhang Lang put his orchid fingers around Jasmine's shoulders and walked towards the bar in small steps.
The people around him didn't know whether they believed or didn't believe in the relationship and gender of these two people. However, they didn't bother to pay attention to this pair of "wonderful" "lilies".
walked to the bar and sat down, Zhang Lang breathed a sigh of relief.
"Drink something, sir. "At the bar, a genderless voice came out.
"Whatever. Huh?" Zhang Lang reacted after saying this, that person called him "sir", could it be that his superb (what he thought) acting skills just now failed to deceive him?
When he looked up, a slender figure with pigtails was watching him from behind the bar. The man was dressed as a bartender.
Subconsciously glanced at the man's chest, flat. But there was something feminine about this man's face. Is this man a man or a woman?
"Are you guessing if I'm male or female?" noticing the direction of Zhang Lang's eyes, the bartender suddenly asked.
"Uh...... It's ......" Zhang Lang smiled awkwardly and nodded.
"Is it male or female...... Does it matter?" the male and female bartender didn't tell him the answer, just smiled mysteriously. "Drink something?"
"I'll just have anything. But she wants a little less alcohol. Zhang Lang pointed at Jasmine and said.
"Okay, wait a minute. The bartender nodded, and turned to mix.
"Do you think he's a boy or a girl?" Jasmine was still curious.
"Who knows. Zhang Lang shrugged. "Let's find the one who has red and green. ”
"Oh. Jasmine nodded in agreement, and began to look around.
There are a lot of flowers in this bar, but it's rare to wear red and green at the same time. After looking around, the two found nothing.
"Wouldn't that man not have come yet?" asked Jasmine.
"Probably not, doesn't red and green mean clothes?" Zhang Lang wondered.
"Come, two of you, please. ”
Zhang Lang was thinking about it, and the male and female bartender had already placed two glasses of wine on the table. Then, he placed a fruit bowl in the middle of the two glasses of wine.
"Huh?" As soon as he looked up, Zhang Lang saw a few pieces of watermelon with skin cut into small horns in the fruit bowl. Isn't that just red and green?
"Hey, man. Zhang Lang decided to try the code.
"Huh?" the male and female bartender replied.
"Do you blush when you drink this wine? ”
"Why blush?"
"Radiant!"
"Why is your face still yellow when I look at you?"
"Anti-cold wax!"
"Heavenly King Covers the Tiger!"
"You're two hundred and five!"
“...... Come with me, two. The male and female bartender sighed speechlessly, then beckoned to the two of them.
Zhang Lang and Jasmine followed the bartender to the back with their glasses.
"You're going to the Golden Grotto?" After walking to a room that looked like a warehouse with no one, the bartender turned to look at the two of them.
"Yes. Zhang Lang nodded.
"You need to wear a mask or an eye patch to buy and sell the Golden Cave. Do you have one?" asked the androgynous bartender. "If not, I can provide it. ”
"No, you don't. Before Zhang Lang could speak, Jasmine interjected.
With a snap of his fingers, two green rays of light circled around Zhang Lang and Jasmine's eyes. Two identical green vine blindfolds appeared on the faces of the two.
Seeing this, the male and female bartender smiled playfully, then turned around and began to bang on the red brick wall.
After a few knocks, the red bricks on the wall suddenly began to loosen and slowly rolled outward. After a while, a doorway that could accommodate two people at the same time appeared in front of Zhang Lang and Jasmine.
"Please, two. I won't say hello. The male and female bartender made a gesture of please, and then turned away. As he walked, he muttered quietly, "This guy actually uses this set of codes again...... See how I turn around and clean him up......"
"Let's go, there's the stairs below. Zhang Lang glanced into the door and said.
"Wait a minute, I feel like there's something wrong with this place. Jasmine suddenly grabbed Zhang Lang. "Do you still have the Pure Heart Pill?"
"Yes. Zhang Lang nodded, then took out a small medicine bottle from his bag and poured out two pills.
"Put it in your mouth. Just in case. ”
"Good. Zhang Lang nodded.
The two of them took the two Qingxin pills in their mouths one by one, and then walked down with a step.
"Sure enough, there are weird ......" Jasmine frowned as she looked at the staircase that became more and more transparent.
The lights in this corridor were quite dim, and the two of them could barely see their surroundings.
"Jasmine, you go behind. Zhang Lang took out a searchlight and held it in his hand, and then pulled Jasmine behind him.
Turning on the searchlight, Zhang Lang watched the increasingly transparent stairs and walked down cautiously step by step.
After walking I don't know how many steps, Zhang Lang knew why the staircase became more and more transparent. It turned out that there were many snakes coiled densely under the stairs.
"With so many snakes, this staircase won't suddenly disappear, will it?" Jasmine said jokingly. She wasn't afraid of snakes, because the goblins were born with the ability to terrify the five poisons, and she, a half-goblin, was no exception.
"Who knows, it's better to fall, and then we'll have snake soup to eat." Zhang Lang also smiled. Before he came, he had prepared a lot of bottles of ecstasy. If it did fall, then there would be a place for his pill bottle to fall.
The snakes at the bottom of the stairs seemed to have heard Zhang Lang's conversation. They all climbed to the side, not daring to approach the stairs.
"Is this a coward?" Zhang Lang looked at the movements of those snakes and said with a smile.
"Damn, who are these two people that this guy brought me? I'm not afraid of snakes at all!
"Huh, the stairs are gone. In the end, Zhang Lang's searchlight stopped reflecting, and the light shone directly on the ground.
"How tall is that?" Jasmine looked over, and there were still a number of snakes underneath, but they were all scrambling out of the place.
"It's not high, it's probably about two stories high. Zhang Lang estimated. Then he took the searchlight and shone it forward. "Look, there's a door ahead. ”
"This door should be the entrance to the Golden Cave. Jasmine glanced up. "Let's go straight over. ”
"Good. Zhang Lang nodded.
"Wrap your arms around my waist. Jasmine stood in front of Zhang Lang and ordered.
Zhang Lang answered, stretched out his two hands and tightly wrapped around Jasmine's slender waist.
"Push harder, don't fall down later. I didn't feel a lot of pressure on my waist, Jasmine turned to Zhang Lang and said.
"It's tight enough, don't you know how thin your waist is, my dear?" Zhang Lang smiled helplessly.
"Oh, well. Jasmine playfully stuck out her tongue, then stretched out her two hands to draw a small formation in the air.
"Go. "I threw the formation out, and it flew directly to the wall next to the gate, but it didn't disappear. A thick, long vine stretched out from the formation, extending straight in the direction of Jasmine and Zhang Lang.
Jasmine grabbed the vine in front of her. The vines branched out as if they were alive, and many thinner vines were wrapped around Jasmine's arms.
Jasmine jumped forward with Zhang Lang, and the vines began to retract. When the two of them landed, they landed right in front of the gate.
Only then did the snakes next to the gate react and began to flee.
"Huh?" Zhang Lang stepped forward and pushed the door, but found that the door was not moving.
"Can't you push it away?" Jasmine asked.
"Hmm. Zhang Lang nodded. "Do you need a key or something?"
"Probably not, let me try. Jasmine stepped forward and looked at the strange pattern on the door. After pondering for a moment, she reached out and grabbed two snake-like sculptures and pulled the door open.
"......" Zhang Lang looked at the door speechlessly. "It's actually pulled away!
"Why didn't you just think that this door needed to be opened instead of pushed?" Jasmine looked at Zhang Lang with a funny expression.
"There's no doorknob!" Zhang Lang shrugged helplessly.
"Hey, what a. Jasmine covered her mouth and smiled. "Let's go. ”
Zhang Lang pursed his lips and followed Jasmine into the door.
"Welcome both to the Golden Grotto. I'm a customer service for the snake lady passage. For those who enter the Golden Grotto, we will give you some chips for free. You can also redeem chips with me. ”
As soon as I walked in, I was greeted by a masked girl dressed in a typical Western Regions. Although I can't see the girl's appearance, her voice is still quite good. The girl also held a tray with red and yellow chips in her hand.
"What is the face value of these chips?" asked Zhang Lang, picking up a yellow chip engraved with a strange pattern.
"Chips are divided into five types: red, yellow, blue, green, and black, each representing hundreds, thousands, thousands, hundreds, and millions. ”
"Hmm. Zhang Lang nodded, and then put away all the chips.
"Any more questions, sir?" the customer service girl asked.
"No, thank you. ”
"Have a great time. The girl gestured to the hallway behind her and made a gesture of please