"Please see a brief news below, our city was suddenly hit by a thunderbolt on a sunny day at about 12 o'clock at noon today, a man was split into ashes on the spot, according to the analysis of the brick family, the lightning strike should be caused by the man's perennial pretense, the brick family suggests that all compatriots at home, overseas Chinese usually try to minimize the number of times of pretending to be forced, in case the tragedy happens again, this reporter Jiu Yu reported. ”

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"You said you are the way of heaven, and you are still my father?"

Li Ye stared at the obscene-looking old man in front of him, and asked in a somewhat dry voice, his face full of incredulity.

At this time, Li Ye stood on top of a void, below him, at an unknown distance from him was a huge and boundless continent, above the continent the mountains and seas were endless, the wind and clouds changed, thunder and lightning roared, and even countless stars were suspended above, fluctuating and changing, completely not giving Newton's gravitational force a little face.

There were patches of starlight scattered around the continent, and Li Ye finally determined after careful observation that the patches of starlight were actually galaxies! Li Ye even saw his hometown in it, the discus-like Milky Way, although now the Milky Way looked only the size of a fingernail.

Rao is Li Ye has read a lot of fantasy novels on weekdays, and his nerves are extremely thick, but when he saw this scene, he was still shocked beyond measure, and it was difficult to accept it for a while.

A quarter of an hour ago, he was an ordinary graduating college student, struggling to find a job.

It was also a quarter of an hour ago that he was stopped by an old fortune teller who looked like a god chattering under the overpass, and took out a few peerless secret books from his bosom to give them to him, for the ...... Li Ye is his son!

This old man, who looked quite obscene on the outside, completely ignored Li Ye's resistance, grabbed Li Ye's hand, and mysteriously told Li Ye that he was actually the way of heaven, and Li Ye was his long-lost son, and he almost turned the galaxy upside down in order to find Li Ye......

When encountering this kind of thing, most people will definitely scold the neuropathy and then slap their butts and leave, and it is not impossible to make up for the two feet when they encounter a bad temper, after all, there is no difference between the crit effect of being a father in our country and scolding 'Nyima'.

Li Ye didn't stretch out that kick, not because he had a good temper, but because he happened to see the comprehensive law enforcement officers of the city management walking towards this side vigorously.

In Li Ye's opinion, this matter was like a prank, he didn't expect it to develop into what it is now, after the two of them did not communicate happily, he was directly split into ashes by lightning, and then appeared in the place where his three views collapsed.

In the words of the obscene old man, if you don't believe that I am the way of heaven, and if you don't believe that I am your father, I will split until you believe it.

Li Ye smiled bitterly again, he was an orphan since he was a child, and when he was a child, he imagined countless times that his father might be such and such a character, but he never thought that his father would be the way of heaven!

"Isn't this a bit big?"

Rao is Li Ye's brain hole is comparable to a black hole, and he can't adapt to this situation that only exists in fantasy novels for a while, but looking at the scene in front of him and thinking of the methods of the obscene old man, Li Ye had to admit that he didn't dream.

"This obscene old man didn't lie, it turns out that there are really immortals in this world......"

Li Ye looked at the infinite universe below, only feeling that his three views were about to be shattered, and everything in front of him had a violent impact on his cognition since he was a child, making his thoughts wander, and his eyes couldn't help but be a little confused.

If it weren't for my son, I wouldn't bother to look for you in this Heavenly Dao, so why are you so bad in this life, no matter your talent or understanding. ”

Tiandao played with the thunder and lightning in his hand, and looked at Li Ye playfully, but this time he found that Li Ye's whole person fell into a state of stupidity, and his face couldn't help but turn dark.

"Well, this ninth life won't be scared into stupidity, right? I just found it, so why do you have to throw it into reincarnation?"

Tiandao was about to go over to take a closer look at what was going on with his cheap son, but before he could get to him, he saw Li Ye's eyes glowing with golden light, and his expression was extremely excited, which really startled him.

", this is too exciting, it's even more thrilling than a Hollywood blockbuster, Lao Tzu turned out to be the son of heaven, this forced pretending to be a cliff is strong enough, in the future, Lao Tzu can finally be a second-generation bully man and woman to do all kinds of evil@&#$......"

Li Ye finally recovered from the previous shock, thinking of his identity, he suddenly felt that the future was bright, my father is the way of heaven, and what father is more resistant to pits than this!

Thinking of this, Li Ye's heart was even more frightened, and he looked at the Heavenly Dao with a gloomy gaze.

"Old man, are you sure you're really my father......"

When Tiandao heard Li Ye's words, he immediately raised his eyebrows, and thunder arcs appeared in his palms, crackling and chaotic, and Li Ye looked at it and suddenly shrank his neck.

"I, Li Ye, fight a little iron and never give in to force...... Dad, you're definitely my own dad, you keep taking that back, okay......"

Looking at the thunder arc that was getting thicker and thicker, Li Ye suddenly changed his name to Dad, without any sense of disobedience and discomfort. How do you say that sentence, a good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, he hasn't forgotten that his clothes are still chopped and killed Matt!

"Dad, you found me here to compensate me Wow, can I be a second generation quietly in the future, and it's no problem to rob people's girls or something, right......?"

Tiandao looked at Li Ye, who gave in without a little dignity, and then looked at him shamelessly making such and such demands with himself, and suddenly thought about it.

"I didn't find you so shameless before, but you have the potential to be a villain......"

The more Tiandao looked at Li Ye, the brighter his eyes became, and in the end, he was almost about to release light, and the two obscene mustaches were almost on the top of his head.

"You're so shameless, I suddenly thought that something for you to do is absolutely appropriate!"

Hearing Tiandao's words, Li Ye's color suddenly changed.

"Wait, as soon as I found your son, I will let you be a coolie? Lao Tzu will not do it! Lao Tzu will be the second generation of heaven! Lao Tzu ...... Dad, if you have something to say, the gentleman doesn't move his hands. ”

Only then did Tiandao retract the thunder arc again, and looked at Li Ye's gaze as if he was not smiling.

"You said that you are so weak now, you will lose your father's face when you say it, but it was still an eternal realm before, why did you become like this. ”

"Now I'll give you a task, just go through the experience, don't stare, it's useless to stare!"

Listening to Tiandao's words, and looking at the crackling thunder arc, Li Ye knew that he couldn't refuse this matter, so he had to listen to it.

"Tell me about it. ”

Hearing Li Ye's words, Tiandao showed a strange smile on his face that was extremely hidden, and he spoke again.

"Actually, this task is not difficult, that is, in the early years, my father threw a bag of Heavenly Dao artifacts in the Hongmeng world!"

Tian Dao pointed to the largest continent under the feet of the two.

"And although these Heavenly Dao artifacts have different forms and functions, to put it bluntly, they are some aura of luck, and those who get the aura of luck will become ...... It's the main character in the novel you read. ”

"Actually, if that's it, Dad won't care, but some guys are not satisfied after taking Lao Tzu's things, and after seeing that Dad doesn't give them better things, they shout every day that they want to go against the sky, isn't it?"

"So the task that Dad gives you now is not difficult, you just need to collect the Heavenly Dao Divine Artifact that Dad threw in that world!"

"Well, go on...... Wait, you're going to let me go against the protagonist?"

Li Ye originally felt that Tiandao was quite reliable when he spoke, but when he said it, he felt that something was wrong, what the hell did he want him to do against the protagonist!

Isn't that a legendary villain? Which villain have you ever seen that has a good end, and this heavenly way is obviously a pit son, okay?

Listening to Li Ye's excited voice, Tiandao's two lewd mustaches curled up, and he looked at Li Ye with contempt.

"Anyway, you are also the son of Tiandao, in terms of nobility, you dump those protagonists for several streets, afraid of an egg?"

"Besides, your dad and I can send my son to death, can dad give you something good?"

Hearing this, Li Ye's eyes finally lit up, and he was reluctant and a little longing at the same time, how could it not be a defective product produced by Tiandao, right?

"Are you going to give me the kind of air that can be used every second?"

Li Ye was full of longing, but in exchange for Heavenly Dao's eyes like looking at an idiot. I thought to myself, if Lao Tzu has that thing, will you still use you to collect heavenly artifacts for Lao Tzu?

Tiandao was in his heart, but his face was silent, and after touching his body for a long time, he finally touched a small silver ball with a rope, and his eyes lit up and threw it towards Li Ye.

"Hmm...... This thing belongs to the forbidden vessel, even your father and I have not studied it well, and now I will pass him on to you, hoping to help you reach the peak of life as soon as possible. ”

Li Ye looked at the silver ball in his hand, the more he looked at it, the more wrong it became, and finally reacted, this is a yo-yo!

Li Ye was displeased, and raised his head to bargain with the father of this pit son, but the ball in his hand suddenly became silver.

"The deity seriously warns you, the deity is the first artifact of the eight desolations in the heavens and the world, and the people of the rivers and lakes are called extinct...... Love crazy sixteen, don't call me a yo-yo!"

"You know what I'm thinking?"

"Nonsense, don't look at who the deity is!"

After the yo-yo finished speaking, he didn't pay attention to Li Ye, as if talking to him would lower his IQ, but Tiandao opened his mouth and added.

"Look at this thing, it's awesome, and let me tell you, this thing can not only realize the communication between two galaxies, but also comes with a positioning system, even if you run into the deep mountains and old forests, you will definitely not be able to get lost, and there are even a lot of games in it, such as cutting fruits, temple escape or something, in short, there are many functions, I won't go into details, but you have to remember that the most important function of his is that after you take back the heavenly artifact for your father, he can put it away for you, saving you the trouble. ”

Li Ye looked at the yo-yo on one side of a screen, and the screen even displayed a bunch of messy things such as time, and on the other side, there was a bitten apple drawn on a smooth back cover, and then listening to the explanation of the Heavenly Dao, he didn't know that he had been pitted, no wonder he had an inexplicable sense of familiarity when he heard that he was crazy sixteen.

This is simply the ultimate smartphone that loves the crazy system combined with the yo-yo ideology, and there is such a cheating artifact?

Li Ye raised his head again, ready to ask Tiandao to exchange the goods for him, otherwise he would pick a child, and suddenly found that the other party had rolled up his sleeves, and he suddenly felt bad.

"This Heavenly Dao has officially named you the protagonist aura collector, now pick up the artifact in your hand and start a glorious journey!"

"Wait, I haven't promised ...... yet"

"you!"

Tiandao didn't wait for Li Ye to finish speaking, he kicked him out of God's perspective, and then a smile of conspiracy appeared on the corner of his mouth, but then the smile froze.

"it...... It seems that I forgot something, son, listen, my father once sent four younger brothers, but they all mutinied, if you are careful, don't let them slaughter you again, otherwise your father will have to find you for tens of thousands of years......"

Tiandao looked at Li Ye, who had turned into a black spot, and sighed faintly.

"Well, I don't know if he heard it......"