"This is the last meal, and I'm completely out of money after eating this meal. ”

In a wine shop located on the side of the road, Chen Tianze looked helplessly at Mu Xiaotian, who was gobbling up, and sighed.

This shameless guy is really amazing. I finally saved some money from Xihe County, but it was all tossed by this guy who could eat and drink. Fortunately, Chen Tianze is not such a cautious person, otherwise he would have turned his face a long time ago.

"Brother's kindness will be rewarded in the future. ”

Mu Xiaotian, who was still holding a chicken leg in his mouth, replied vaguely.

Chen Tianze was even more helpless, and said: "I've heard what you said more than a hundred times, so change something new, such as introducing a heroine goddess and something like that." ”

It's okay not to say it, but Mu Xiaotian was directly angry when he said it, and slapped the table, startling the surrounding diners.

"You still have the face to say, it's all because you look so ugly, so you scared away the beautiful fairy last night. Mu Xiaotian said angrily: "You said that someone is a weak woman, in the middle of the night, where do you let the family go? ”

Chen Tianze said angrily: "You idiot, why didn't you say it at that time, look at your cowardice, you can't jump out of a fart when you see someone!"

"Is it okay for me to maintain the demeanor that a person in the rivers and lakes should have? Look at your squinting appearance, it's strange if you don't scare people away" Mu Xiaotian glanced at Chen Tianze, and continued to bow his head to deal with his chicken legs.

Chen Tianze lifted his forehead and sighed.

Weak woman? Chen Tianze is not a fool, that girl walks lightly, and she is obviously a master who is unique in ten thousand. And in the deep mountains and old forests that can haunt in the middle of the night, where does it look like a weak woman?

"Two big brothers, it seems that they are people who walk the rivers and lakes, right?" Suddenly, a female voice came, Chen Tianze and Mu Xiaotian were stunned, turned their heads, and saw a petite woman with a delicate figure and a white face sitting at the next table.

"Yes, yes. Chen Tianze smiled and nodded hurriedly. As for that Mu Xiaotian, he began to blush again, and he didn't dare to speak after holding back for a long time, which caused Chen Tianze to roll his eyes.

"Wow, the two heroes must have the ability to walk the rivers and lakes. Hearing this, the woman screamed, and the diners around the restaurant were dizzy, this girl was so beautiful.

Chen Tianze glanced at Mu Xiaotian, who was very nervous, and nodded without a heartbeat: "If you don't have any skills, how dare you come out and walk the rivers and lakes, the woman seems to be a person who walks the rivers and lakes, I don't know where to learn, what is the name?"

The woman's face turned red, but she moved a stool to the two of them, and said with a smile: "I don't know what the two heroes call them?"

Chen Tianze smiled and hugged his fists and said: "Under Chen Tianze, the people in the rivers and lakes call the little white dragon in the waves, this is called Mu Xiaotian, a famous swordsman in the rivers and lakes, who can fly to the sky." ”

As soon as these words came out, Mu Xiaotian hurriedly straightened his body, coughed softly, and inadvertently shook the broken knife in his hand, for fear that others would not know.

The woman was obviously not a fool, and covered her mouth and snickered: "The name of the little white dragon in the waves is really unique." ”

Chen Tianze was embarrassed, this thing was still made up by himself temporarily, where did he get his name, but the woman didn't seem to mind, and arched her hand: "In Xia Wang Chuxue, and the people of the state, I will be fortunate to meet it." ”

Chen Tianze was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at Mu Xiaotian with a surprised face, and nodded: "Look up for a long time." The brothers in Xia and Mu are also preparing to go to the state, so that they can go together. ”

Seeing Chen Tianze constantly glaring at himself, Mu Xiaotian finally held back a sentence and said: "The most important thing in walking the rivers and lakes is to make friends!"

As soon as these words came out, the woman who called herself Wang Chuxue giggled non-stop, and only nodded after a while.

As a result, Chen Tianze had another oil bottle on his way to Bingzhou.

I thought that this girl came from a big family, after all, not everyone could afford to wear that gorgeous dress. never thought that this girl was not only a big family, but also the kind of rich and noble family that shocked Chen Tianze and Mu Xiaotian.

As for how Chen Tianze and Mu Xiaotian knew? It's very simple, this atmospheric woman spent hundreds of taels of silver just by inviting Chen Tianze and Mu Xiaotian to have a meal, which made Chen Tianze and Mu Xiaotian tremble.

Unexpectedly, this girl spent a lot of money, and she tossed all the money in hand after only two meals.

The three of them began to degenerate into penniless heroes again, how pitiful and pitiful they were.

It's just that this girl seems to be the same character as Mu Xiaotian, and she doesn't care about it at all, she talks about the righteousness of the rivers and lakes with a big grin, and also says that when she arrives in Bingzhou, she will invite them to eat and drink spicy food, and she also said that when you walk the rivers and lakes, you will regard money as dung.

When he said these words, that look and Mu Xiaotian were too imaginary. It's just that Mu Xiaotian said this because he really didn't have money, but Wang Chuxue really thought so.

It wasn't until everyone hadn't eaten a full meal for two consecutive days that Wang Chuxue cried and said with a sad face that the rivers and lakes were sinister, and she would never run away from home casually in the future.

There is no way, Chen Tianze and Mu Xiaotian can only think of a way, but whenever they pass by the village, they either steal chickens and dogs, or go to other people's fields to dig sweet potatoes and break corn, which is really a shame for the heroes of the rivers and lakes.

"Bah, this thing is so unpalatable, what's it called?"

"Wang girl, this is called cucumber, how delicious. ”

"I don't eat, I don't eat!"

......

"Hey, hey, Brother Chen, give me a copy of that cucumber. ”

"Wow. ”

"It's so crispy. ”

......

"What is this digging out of the soil?"

"Sweet potato!"

"Can you eat it?"

"Of course you can!"

"It's so crisp and sweet!"

"Wang girl, in fact, this thing is better when cooked. ”

"Don't say it early, make a fire quickly!"

......

"Mu Xiaotian, what are you staring at other people's aunts' butts? ”

"Appreciation, ahem. Brother Chen, how did that aunt feel just now?"

"Niang, isn't it just to borrow some rice, hold my hand for a long time!"

"Haha, that aunt has taken a fancy to you, just now I seem to have heard that the husband is not here tonight, Brother Chen, see if you can borrow some chicken or something for us at night, I haven't eaten meat for a few days." ”

"Mu Xiaotian is not well-intentioned, Brother Chen, don't go!"

"Wang girl, why do you call Brother Chen Tianze, not Brother I?"

"Because Brother Chen is handsome!"

"Handsome has a fart, you can let people rub oil everywhere, I think it's better for you to sell your ass!"

"Let you talk nonsense, look at my super invincible girl fist!"

......

"Ouch, it hurts!"

"I'm stupid, I can fall to the ground if I dig out a bird's nest!

......

"Brother Chen, what are you doing in Bingzhou?"

"Be the boss!"

"Cut, don't believe it!"

......

"Brother Chen, I think this girl Wang likes you a lot. ”

"Nonsense, I'm such a kind and tall and burly person, it's no wonder I don't like it. Of course, this is not the fundamental reason why Wang Yatou likes me. ”

"What's that?"

"The main reason is that I'm more handsome!"

"Wow, let me throw up for a while!"

......

"What? Brother Chen is rubbing oil again?"

"Yes, yes, Miss Wang, go and help, that old lady is really amazing, neither of us can talk about others!"

"Look at this girl!"

......

"Wang girl, what did you just run? Why are you so powerful when you scold the street, why do you see people rushing up and running away?"

"Nonsense, this girl is a lady, fighting or something will damage the image of this girl, besides, if I fight, what do you two old men do?"

"It makes sense, alas. ”

"It was meant to be!"

"Then why were you so powerful when you crossed your waist and scolded the street just now? I see that the old lady's face is green! It seems that you have the talent to scold the street again!"

"Brother Chen, Mu Xiaotian is a bastard who wants to insult me!"

......

"Brother Chen, do you have a sweetheart? ”

"Nope!"

"That's good, what do you think of me?"

"The boobs are a little smaller, and the rest is okay!"

"I'll bite you to death!"

......

"Brother Chen, when will this hare be ripe, I'm almost hungry!"

"Right away!"

......

"Brother Chen, what kind of girl do you like?"

"Big boobs!"

"Shameless!"

......

"Brother Chen, how long do we have to get to Bingzhou, it's been half a month!"

"There is also a face to say, who swore that he was a rich and noble family in Bingzhou, and he was familiar with Bingzhou City, but he went around in such a big circle, and he didn't see the shadow of Bingzhou!"

"Brother Chen, come and hug!"

"Wang girl, this is not good, you see that Mu Xiaotian secretly looks at the two of us!"

"Mu Xiaotian, you die far away!"

......

"Why am I going again?"

"Because you are handsome, look at the girl standing at the head of the village, she has been staring at you for a long time, go quickly, let's give you the next meal!"

"Girl Wang, are you willing to let me sacrifice my hue?"

"Alas...... Brother Chen, in fact, I don't want to, it's just for everyone's sake, it doesn't matter if you sacrifice it!"

"You're ruthless!"

......

"Ouch, this ...... of rivers and lakes"

"Brother Chen, what do you feel?"

"No, do you want to eat meat? I caught another hare. ”

"Okay, okay, Brother Chen is the best for me, come and hug!"

"Mu Xiaotian is staring again!"

"Mu Xiaotian, the old lady will say it again, die far away!"