Chapter Eighty-Two: A Big, Long Weapon
"Got a weapon?" Yi Chen's expression couldn't help but become strange.
"Ahem"
Then Yi Chen coughed a few times in embarrassment. The weapon in Nangong Yan'er's mouth may not know what it is. But Yi Chen, how could he not know what it was.
When he was a child, when he was begging, he would sometimes pass by those places of wind and moon, and he would hear the women inside say something to the men, "The weapon on your body is so big, how long it is." And there was a sense of satisfaction in the voice.
At first, Yi Chen didn't understand what weapon the man had on his body, which was big and long, so he went home that night and asked his father, who knew that he had just opened his mouth, and was scolded by his father.
A few days later he came out of the Fengyue places again, and this time he heard a delicate and groaning sound from inside.
"Ahh
Yi Chen touched his head suspiciously outside, not understanding what weapon a man has on his body, which is big and long, and can make a woman comfortable?
Yi Chen originally wanted to go home and ask his father again, but when he thought of asking his father that night. My father was so angry that he wanted to slap himself to death.
Just when Yi Chen didn't know who to ask, an old beggar appeared in Yi Chen's field of vision.
"Huh, I can go and ask this old man! he must know what the weapon on a man's body is when he's so old!" Yi Chen thought to himself.
Yi Chen came to the old beggar after a while, opened his mouth, and said, "Grandpa, can I ask you a question?"
"What's the problem?" The old beggar saw that Yi Chen was with him, and hurriedly hid the remaining steamed buns in his hand, then looked at Yi Chen and said, "Ask!"
"Grandpa, I just heard someone say that men have weapons that are big and long, and they can make women comfortable, what is that? Why don't I?" Yi Chen looked puzzled, looking at the old beggar with eager eyes, hoping that he could answer this question that had troubled him for a long time.
"Ahem, haha" When the old beggar heard Yi Chen's words, he suddenly coughed vigorously and kept laughing.
"Grandpa, what are you laughing at, tell me quickly!" Yi Chen said eagerly.
"Do you really want to know?" the old beggar resisted the urge to laugh and asked Yi Chen with a sigh of relief.
"Hmm!" Yi Chen nodded firmly, as if he had made up his mind, and he would not give up until he understood this question.
"Well," said the old beggar, after a moment of contemplation, "I can't tell you, but I can show you the weapons of the man." ”
"Really?" Yi Chen didn't understand what the weapon on the man's body was, he still thought it was a great thing, but it was a great thing, but Yi Chen didn't know it.
"Hehe, come with me!" the old beggar walked towards a more remote place.
Yi Chen followed without thinking about it.
"Alright, here it is. About half a pillar of incense, the old beggar stopped and turned to Yi Chen.
Yi Chen looked at the place in front of him, and all around him were covered by some debris or broken walls, so that people outside couldn't see the situation inside clearly.
"Why did the old man come here, didn't you want to show me the weapon?" Yi Chen looked around and was afraid that the old beggar was plotting against him, so he couldn't help but ask timidly.
"Haha" The old beggar laughed and said, "How can my weapon be seen by outsiders, I will show you today, let you have a long experience, I am also a royal maid for many years, and thousands of flowers can still survive the golden gun!"
Yi Chen didn't understand what the old beggar was saying, but he could probably see that the old beggar was mostly bragging about how awesome and powerful he used to be.
"Grandpa, hurry up and let me see!" Yi Chen said impatiently.
"Okay, what's the hurry! Those little girls back then were not as anxious as you. The old beggar said impatiently, unbuttoning his trousers with his own hands.
Yi Chen looked at the old beggar's things, and his expression was even more puzzled. He secretly said in his heart: "Didn't you show yourself the weapon? How did you untie your pants, did he put the weapon in his pants? Could it be that the weapon is very precious? Otherwise, he wouldn't have hidden it in his pants." Yes, definitely. ”
Yi Chen became more and more curious, what kind of weapon needed the old beggar to be so mysterious.
Seeing that the old beggar's pants had been half unbuttoned, Yi Chen stared intently at the old beggar's lower body, wanting to see what kind of weapon was so big and long that it could make a woman comfortable!
"Look, I'm going to take it out. The old beggar suddenly whispered.
"Hmm!" Yi Chen nodded, his eyes never leaving the old beggar's lower body.
Call!
The old beggar exhaled, as if he was about to take out something terrible, and with a solemn expression he put his hand into his half-unbuttoned pants, and lifted it up fiercely.
Suddenly!
Yi Chen saw a black bug-like thing twist and twist in his eyes.
Wipe!
Yi Chen's face was all black, and a foul sentence followed.
"Chenchen, Chenchen, what are you thinking?" Nangong Yan'er saw Yi Chen in a daze and gently shook Yi Chen with her hand.
"Huh?" Yi Chen was woken up by Nangong Yan'er's gentle shake from the memories just now, and he couldn't help but look at Nangong Yan'er in confusion before he could react for a while.
"Hmph!" Nangong Yan'er snorted when she saw this, and said, "What was Chenchen thinking just now? ”
"Ahh ”
"Humph!" who wants to sleep with you. Nangong Yan'er snorted and ignored Yi Chen, and walked into the inner room alone.
"What's going on?" Yi Chen didn't understand why Nangong Yan'er lamented so much, and said, "Don't guess a woman's mind, especially a little woman's mind." ”
"I'll go take a shower first, and then get a good night's sleep, and tomorrow I will go to the sect with Yan'er to exchange the demon cores I picked up for contribution points, and then the rest will be exchanged for gold and silver finance, and then hehe" Yi Chen put a smile on his face.
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