Chapter Ninety-Seven: Do You Dare to Agree If I Call You?
84_84978 "There were several chickens and rabbits in the same cage, with thirty-five heads counted from above and ninety-four legs counted from below. Q: How many chickens and rabbits are in each cage?
"......" saw the question written on the paper on the cabinet, and Han Qi instantly felt that he was one head and two big. "Chickens, rabbits, thirty-five heads, ninety-four legs, how should this tmd be counted......"
"Hey, Brother Han Jiren, isn't that question I came up with a little too difficult, do you need me to change the question for you?" Xiao Nian said with a sly smile on the side.
"Cut, that's the kind of question! The deity can be calculated with his eyes closed!" Han's inexplicable self-esteem and megalomaniacal personality began to trouble.
"Alright then!" Xiao Nian pretended to sigh and looked back at the twisted keyhole on the top of the cabinet. "But you're giving me a real problem!"
While peeking at the entangled arithmetic, he pretended to think for a moment, and then Xiao Nian began to act.
"Well, then we have to use this method!" Xiao Nian shouted as if he had come up with a way, and then began to draw gossip diagrams on the ground with his little paws. But no one noticed that something that seemed to be smoke slowly drifted from Xiao Nian's ears to the cabinet in front of Xiao Nian.
Han Qi over there couldn't help but be more nervous when he saw that he had started to act in a young age.
"How should this question be calculated?" Looking at the piece of paper, Han Zhu was so worried that he couldn't figure out his teeth. After thinking for a while, Han Qi gradually came up with an idea: "Well! Yes, let the rabbits lift their feet first!"
"Poof......" Xiao Nian, who was drawing a gossip map, couldn't hold back his laughter for a while after hearing Hanqi's words, but stopped the car in time.
Han Ji glanced at Xiao Nian, who became serious in a second, with extreme dissatisfaction, and then continued to bury his head in his math problems.
"What did you say? The question that Xiao Nian gave to Han Qi is that chickens and rabbits are in the same cage?"
Inside the cabinet, Qiao Feng's eyes widened and he looked at the mirage standing beside him.
"Hmm. Mirage smiled and nodded. They can't speak now, so all this conversation is a sound. I'm not afraid of being heard.
"Good guy, it's really him! It seems that I really underestimated the IQ of this little thing!" Qiao Feng grinned in tears.
This idea really came out of Xiao Nian.
After knowing that the fierce beast they were going to deal with was Han Qi, Xiao Nian secretly formulated a plan with Qiao Feng. But Qiao Feng is only responsible for cooperating, so the leader of this best-of-three battle is still Xiao Nian.
"Okay, let Xiao Nian continue to fool that megalomaniac, continue our plan, you can bring someone to use Yanbo Vast together!" Qiao Feng asked.
"It's okay if the other party doesn't resist. Mirage nodded.
"Resist, based on that guy's current state, I guess you won't be able to hide from him even if you find a candle to drop him!, but, just to be on the safe side, you better stun him before you do it!" Qiao Feng said.
"But the cabinet is so close to the coffin that I'm afraid he'll find out if I use the magic toxin in it. My smoke waves are vast, and there are no magic fluctuations, but my toxins are different! I can't completely suppress magic fluctuations. Mirage looked at Qiao Feng with a frown.
"Hey, do you still have to worry about this little thing?" Qiao Feng smiled proudly, and then took out a small bottle from his pocket. "I've thought of it a long time ago! This is a highly volatile hypnotic potion, and if you shake it under his nose twice, he will probably fall asleep. ”
"Really?" Mirage took the bottle with a curious expression, "but my lord, where did you get this good thing?"
"Hmph, do you think the heirs of the two legendary pharmacists standing next to me are decorations?" Qiao Feng smiled proudly. "It's called the rational use of resources!
"High! Lord is really tall!" Mirage hugged Qiao Feng with admiration, and then turned around and turned into a trace of smoke and floated out from the gap in the cabinet.
"Alas...... It seems that these two guys will be darker in the future!I really don't know if they have any other good things hidden!" After the mirage left, Qiao Feng couldn't help but sigh.
Han Zheng, who was standing on the side, and Zhang Lang, who was far away at the edge of the central forest, suddenly shivered in unison.
"What's wrong, are you cold?" asked Wang Xiaotian beside Han Zheng and Jasmine next to Zhang Lang at the same time.
"No, it's fine. Although Han Zheng felt a little strange, he didn't think much about it.
"No, it's not cold, it's Qiao Feng, a bear child, scolding me again!" Zhang Lang said with an unhappy face.
"Okay. Jasmine smiled helplessly, "Let's find a way to go to Gu Valley! I don't know if Qiao Feng and the others have found a clue." ”
"With his dog-headed military brain, it shouldn't be a big problem. Zhang Lang said firmly.
"Ah Qiu~" sneezed, Qiao Feng rubbed his nose, and said in his heart, who scolded me?
"Your Excellency!" was clearing out the object of suspicion, and the mirage had already returned.
"So fast?" Qiao Feng looked at the highly efficient mirage in surprise.
"I should say that guy is too cooperative. Mirage smiled and handed the small bottle back to Qiao Feng. "He was vomiting blood when I went, but he had passed out. ”
"Still vomiting blood after fainting?" Qiao Feng looked shocked, "This grandson is pitiful enough......!" Why didn't he die of blood loss?"
"Who knows!" Mirage shrugged, "He was already unconscious when I handed him over to Sun Qilong, and now Sun Qilong is probably trying to wake him up quietly!"
"I hope this black panther won't be too ruthless!" poor baby......" Qiao Feng silently prayed for the traitor in his heart. Because according to the law, traitors often die the worst!
"Okay, my lord, Xiao Nian's fake formation is about to be drawn, we should go out!"
"Well, okay, you can take me out first. ”
Hearing this, Mirage nodded, then walked behind Qiao Feng and put his hands on Qiao Feng's shoulders.
In the darkness, Qiao Feng and the mirage turned into smoke and slowly floated out from the crack in the cabinet door.
"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun will soon manifest his spirit...... Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun will soon manifest ......"
After leaving the cabinet, sure enough, Xiao Nian was shaking his head there and chanting the "spell".
Reading and reading, suddenly, Qiao Feng quietly appeared on that formation, and there was smoke above his head.
"What? what's going on?" Qiao Feng pretended to look at Xiao Nian in surprise, "I! How did I get out?"
"Don't be nervous, I got you out. Xiao Nian secretly gave Qiao Feng a thumbs up with his front paws while pretending to be a panache, which means that your acting skills are really amazing.
"Oh...... I see!" Qiao Feng nodded very pompously, and did not forget to squeeze his eyes quietly towards Xiao Nian.
"Hey, Brother Hanji, I've finished it, haven't you figured it out yet?" Xiao Nian turned his head to look at Hanji, who was still in a state of thought, and asked.
"Don't bother me, I'm going to figure it out soon!" he said without replying.
What a good boy! This is simply the style of a school bully! Seeing this scene, Qiao Feng couldn't help but give thirty-two likes to Han Qi in his heart.
"Han Zhu, this game, you have already lost!" Yu Sanshui took out a big horn from his backpack and yelled at Han Qi's ears and eyes.
"Ahh After coming back to his senses, he saw that Qiao Feng was already standing aside with a smile on his face, and the keyhole that he had twisted like a twist was still intact on the cabinet.
"This ...... Okay!" Han plucked out his ears and eyes, and sighed helplessly. Then he asked Xiao Nian, "Tell me what the answer is?"
"No hurry, no hurry!" Xiao Nian said with a grin, "According to the rules we have made, it is time to start the third level! After the third level, it is not too late for me to tell you the answer to this question, right?"
"That'...... All right. Han Qi nodded, but he was still thinking about the problem of chickens and rabbits in the same cage just now.
"What's the third level?" asked casually.
"Than guts!"
"Than guts?" Hearing this word, Han Qi's thoughts were pulled back from the chickens and rabbits by Xiao Nian. "How do you compare?"
"It's very simple!" Xiao Nian shook the bell on his chest with a grin, and a purple-gold gourd with red dripping fell to the ground. "Do you dare to say yes if I call you?"
"That's it?" Han Qi looked at the gourd with disdain. "What's not to dare to do here?"
"Okay, then come on!" Xiao Nian smiled and unplugged the gourd. "梼杌!"
"The deity is here!"
Han pouted his mouth and agreed, but then he found that he was flying towards the gourd mouth uncontrollably, and not only that, but he also became smaller and smaller.
"What's going on......"
Before the words could be fully spoken, the mouth of the purple gold red gourd was re-covered by Xiao Nian.
"It's easy!" Xiao Nian's triumphant front paws straightened his hairstyle, and then turned to look at Qiao Feng.
"Huh, why are you looking like this?" After turning his head, Xiao Nian realized that Qiao Feng was looking at it with a crying and laughing expression and tangled eyes. The combination of detailed facial expressions has a difficulty coefficient of 5.0, which is not something that ordinary people can do at all!
“...... It is said that at the beginning of chaos, the heavens and the earth are opened, and there is a Taishang Ancestor who dissolves the name of Nuwa, refines stones to make up for the sky, and saves the Yanfu world. When I touched the ground in the Qiangong Palace, I saw a wisp of fairy vines at the foot of Kunlun Mountain, with this purple gold red gourd on it. You gourd...... Could it be the gourd?"
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Nian nodded happily, "You're quite knowledgeable!"
"See your bones!" Qiao Feng couldn't help but laugh, "But anyone who has watched Journey to the West knows this anti-heaven baby, why didn't you say earlier that you have such an awesome thing?"
"It's so mysterious, if you say it too early, there's no sense of mystery!" Xiao Nian said, and then took the purple gold red gourd back into his bell.
"After a few moments, when he turns to pus, I will release his spirit! By the way, have you found the Classic of Mountains and Seas?"
"I don't know, Sun Qilong went to interrogate that traitor, I don't know if he asked about the whereabouts of the Book of Mountains and Seas. ”
Speaking of this, Qiao Feng wanted to go to Sun Qilong to ask, but before he could lift his feet, Sun Qilong had already walked back here.
"How's that?" Qiao Feng asked.
"That's it. Sun Qilong threw the piece of cloth he was holding in his hand to Qiao Feng.
"What about the traitor?" Qiao Feng asked curiously after catching the cloth.
"That's it!" Sun Qilong smiled softly.
As soon as the words "......" came out, Qiao Feng understood. The traitor must have been completely dealt with. This black panther is really not a good stubble!
"I'm right, your restless panther really won't obediently stay at the Tianshuang Gate for people to drive!"
"Alas...... Don't blame me! The current Tianshuang Gate is no longer the original Tianshuang Gate!" the spotted leopard Sun Qilong patted his big bald head full of markings and smiled. "If you don't want to find a way to get out, it is estimated that sooner or later you will become like Wang Zhen!
"Wang Zhen, what's wrong with that old bat?" Manshunen asked with a frown.
"Why don't you know yet?" Sun Qilong glanced down at Man Shuning, "That's right, you haven't heard from you for a while, and it's normal to not know." ”
"Less nonsense, what the hell is going on?"
"Wang Zhen has fused with his Blue-winged Bat King! I heard that he was also captured and used as an experiment, I don't know if he has been played to death by that perverted old man Ge!"
"No, hasn't he always been loyal?" Manshunen asked, frowning.
"Hmph, Wang Zhenzhong, stop kidding!" Sun Qilong snorted coldly, "He's a villain who lives completely for himself! This time, he's afraid he won't be able to survive this catastrophe!"
“...... Alas. Manshunen suddenly sighed.
"What's wrong?
"The Tianshuang Gate, which was as calm as water at the beginning, is now ...... Why is it like this?"
“...... Let's make people. Forget it, don't think about it, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge!" After the spotted leopard finished speaking, he walked straight to Qiao Feng.
Although in a sense, these two people have already judged the Heavenly Frost Gate at this time. But what they talked about before was still an internal affair of the sect, so Qiao Feng never interjected.
"Where are you going to go in the future?" Seeing Sun Qilong standing in front of him, Qiao Feng smiled at him.
"I don't know, I've been wandering before, but then I finally found a place to stay, and I became a traitor. Sun Qilong smiled self-deprecatingly when he said this, and there was a lot of helplessness in that smile.
"I'd love to have you join my guys, but...... You probably wouldn't want to. Qiao Feng asked tentatively.
Sun Qilong shook his head. Then he said, "I still have a lot of things to find out, and I may have to continue to wander!"
"Wandering? I don't think that's necessary. Anyway, I have to investigate the matter of Tianshuang Gate, why don't we cooperate!" Qiao Feng said and stretched out a hand. "How about helping each other and taking what they need?"
"......," Sun Qilong thought for a moment and then stretched out his hand and shook Qiao Feng's hand.
"Deal!"