The pastry shop on the corner of the street recently changed to a wooden signboard, named the cat ear pastry shop, whose cat ears are it! Is it the tiger's cat ears, or the cheetah's cat ears, or the owl's cat ears, and then the store hangs out an advertisement: The emperor has eaten the cat ears! Who can not say that it is delicious, and anyone who buys in this store will give a pound of tiger cat ear pastry.

As soon as the advertisement came out, the neighbors gathered to guess what kind of pastry it was. The main thing is that the owner of the shop has a deaf daughter, who recently gave birth to a child, but the child has good facial features, looks like a peugeot, and there is nothing wrong with it, the only defect is that he speaks with a big tongue, which is a little stammering.

Originally, it would have been good to be scared when you stammered, and you would have straightened your tongue. Who knew that the child still spoke unclearly and slurred, like a tiger-stuffed cat ear with tahini, neither black nor white, but gray sesame sauce.

It stands to reason that having a child will be extraordinarily happy, and the people of Zhuge Country said: Before the new emperor covered his position, there was such a strange person in the pastry family, and they all said that it was bad luck.

Within a few days, the person with the sharp ears noticed that the child could speak with a straight tongue and reasoned clearly. The curious person asked the owner of the pastry shop why? The boss didn't speak, nodded and let his daughter come out.

The daughter whispered a few words to the child, and the child began to read: Mr. Zhuge didn't fight, and he ran around with the tiger. Mr. Tiger has no ears, so he went to find Zhuge in two times. The Zhuge mentioned here is a kind of kudzu grass, and boiling water can cure ear bleeding.

I still didn't understand, so I went to Mr. Teaching to inquire. Pastries are usually pastries for the gods to eat, ordinary people buy back to worship the gods, there is only one kind of people, buy pastries for the dead to eat, that is, the dead child's family, reluctant to die before the child is born, eat some pastries to find the next home on the road.

The Zhuge family is a family where the emperor was born, how can he die, or he will die in a war! To be an emperor is to talk about pomp, of course, the tiger is told to eat the meat of the dead child of the defeated general, and the tiger who eats too much meat of the dead child will be punished according to the rules, and this tiger is also shrewd, giving his ears to the dead child to play, and when he plays, his ears will bleed and he can't hear, so he can only look for pig's head and kudzu grass to eat.

This pig's head is a wild boar that is about to rot, and this kudzu grass is also a herb that has just sprouted.

It shows that this child is no longer the child who spoke clearly at the beginning, he is the little boss sent by the Zhuge family to see the cat ear pastry shop, the person sent by the emperor, of course, he has eaten the emperor's pastries, no wonder he can brag, the emperor's pastries have eaten!

As for the child who spoke unclearly, Mr. Teaching said that he came and went back and forth and gave it to his subordinates to make pastries.

Hearing this, the man was so frightened that he dropped the sesame paste tiger ear pastry he ate on the ground, this time the cat ear pastry he ate has not yet worshiped the gods and has not married a wife and had children, it seems that he is a stupid person who is nosy, and he lost to the cat ear pastry shop as a little grandson, and he has to lose to Mr. A confused account, and he has to lose to his subordinates to make pastries.

What is the use of having a mouth? It is better to give it to someone else! This man probably did not expect that he would be killed by himself if he asked a few more words, and it seemed that he could only go back to the mountains to be a tiger and eat rotten wild boar, and when he could not eat meat, he could only eat grass.

It seems that cat-eared pastries really live up to their reputation! People who can't afford to eat them will only become cats without ears like tigers, as the saying goes, wow! It's really a success, Xiao He, and Xiao He is defeated! "Cheng Ye Xiao He" means that Han Xin became a general, and it was recommended by Xiao He; "Defeat also Xiao He" means that Han Xin's killing was Xiao He's strategy. Both success and defeat are due to the same person.