Chapter 37: Panic
Tang Zimo said angrily: "It's best not to let me meet you again, otherwise I will definitely get back today's shame and let you know what a real man is." ”
He looked around with his eyes and saw that everything was calm, and concluded that the woman was not chasing, so he quickly picked up the machete and hurriedly completed the task desperately.
It took a total of five times to carry the cut bamboo in batches and put it in the warehouse, and then ran to the back mountain to pick up firewood.
At this time, those cooking guys also began to prepare dinner, I heard that there were seven or eight guys in the East Kitchen, and they had to prepare meals for about hundreds of people, which was indeed not an easy task under such conditions at that time, and there was not only one dining hall in the East Kitchen on the mountain, but there seemed to be another one. However, Tang Zimo is not very clear, after all, there are not a few days in the mountain, where is there so much time to understand.
Smelling the fragrance wafting from the kitchen through the small cracks in the doors and windows, this guy's saliva has flowed down the corners of his mouth to his chin, Tang Zimo secretly looked inside from the window, and found that there was no pig woman in the house.
Seeing that the fat woman was not there, Tang Zimo was relieved, patted his sleeves and walked in with a swagger.
As soon as he stepped inside, Tang Zimo looked at the two women, and six or seven men smiled and said, "Senior sisters and brothers, I am a new guy today, I just finished doing things outside, so I want to come in to help everyone, senior sisters and brothers have worked hard." With that, he bowed.
Seeing someone break into the kitchen, everyone was stunned! Although they had heard that there was a newcomer from the East Kitchen, they didn't know who it was, but when they saw the person in front of them, everyone couldn't help but laugh.
"Hahaha......"
Hey, what are these people laughing at, didn't I say the wrong thing? Tang Zimo looked at them in confusion.
A woman smiled and asked, "This junior brother, why is your hair so weird, it feels like it was blown up, can you tell the senior sister to do this, and dare to make one too." ”
Tang Zimo was really puzzled, he was at a loss and quickly touched the top of his head with his hand, only to find that there was something wrong with his hair, so he hurriedly looked into a basin of water in front of him, and took a picture of his head - ghost!
As soon as Tang Zimo shouted out, everyone laughed again, and suddenly the kitchen burst into laughter.
Tang Zimo thought about it, it must have been the woman's madness that made her look like this, and she only cared about running away at that time, so what else did she have to worry about the hairstyle.
This guy bared his teeth and smiled, looking at these people inside and laughing: "Actually, I just want to surprise everyone, do you like it." ”
The crowd looked at him, turned around and went about their work.
Seeing that they didn't care about themselves, Tang Zimo smiled helplessly, looking at this small kitchen, which was full of food-related things, his pair of thief eyes began to scan the few delicacies that had been prepared, and inhaled vigorously with his nose, trying to make his stomach angry.
"Hey, this junior brother, don't stand stupidly, help senior sister wash the radishes!" said a woman.
Finally there's a place for me, haha. Tang Zimo happily agreed: "Okay, senior sister!"
At this time, another group of people read again: "Senior brother, bring the forgiven tangerine peel outside the door for senior brother." ”
"Okay, senior brother!"
"Little junior brother, as well as cucumbers, cabbage, eggplants, and dried fish, you can also help Senior Brother Cheng bring them in the yard. ”
"Okay, I'll be there soon!"
"Little junior brother, bring me pork, pork liver, and pork skin outside the door. ”
"Okay!"
Little brother, there is no oil here; junior brother, quickly pick up some firewood; junior brother, tofu! tofu! I want tofu......
Hearing them shouting together, Tang Zimo was almost confused, so he had to agree: "Got it!" He turned around and ran out of the house, only to see this guy stringing around outside the house, up and down his hands left and right to start work, very busy.
A few minutes later, Tang Zimo's hands and whole body were covered with food and firewood, and he rushed into the house to deliver everything they had just told them one by one, and within a few seconds, there was chaos in the house.
"Senior brother, don't I want tofu?" shouted Senior Brother Cheng.
"Oil, junior brother, I want firewood!"
"Little junior brother, everyone has waited for the flowers, where is my tofu?"
"Little junior brother, where's the cucumber!"
......! Tang Zimo scratched his head, oops, he made a mistake, he really made a mistake in his busyness. I'm sorry, junior brother, I'll change it for my senior brothers and sisters. He took something new and shouted:
Brother, your oil!
Brother, your flesh, your liver, your skin!
Senior brother, you want firewood!
Senior sister, your tofu, junior brother is here with cucumbers and radishes!
......
In the kitchen, the sound of footsteps and panting was chaotic, and all the smoke and dust of frying, frying, frying, and boiling filled the ceiling of the house, and after a quarter of an hour, a dazzling array of dishes were neatly placed on the long table in the center of the room.
Tang Zimo was puzzled, but his eyes were always staring at that plate of dishes, and he remembered that he ate this every day on the mountain, although the dishes were very delicious, but looking at the packaging in front of him was too sloppy.
A woman said, "Senior brother, don't you dislike what we did by looking at your expression?"
"No, no, it's so fragrant!" Tang Zimo smiled.
Our "canteen" will be renovated tomorrow, and there will be no need to send it after today, so everyone will work hard, and tomorrow will be our glorious day.
Hearing this woman's words, Tang Zimo thought for a while, no wonder he saw no one in the East Kitchen Canteen this morning, it turned out to be like this.
The woman stepped forward and continued: "The eldest and the second and third, you go to the low-level disciple's room! The fourth and sixth are the fourth, the sixth, you two go to the intermediate disciple's room! The seventh and eighth are still with you, go to the high-level disciple's room." ”
I! Tang Zimo pointed to himself and said happily: "Okay, senior sister!" Strange, the charter wife is not the biggest, how can it be this woman to command.
The eldest and the second and third each went out with buckets of food and steamed buns, while those who went to the intermediate disciples were packed in pots, which were slightly better than rice buckets, and as for the senior disciples' rooms, they all used a plate for two people, although it would be more popular to eat, but it was much better than the first two.
"This senior sister, what are these "food boxes" in your hands for?" Tang Zimo couldn't help but ask strangely when he saw the remaining two women holding food boxes in their hands.
The woman read: "This is for the three major disciples of the Three Pavilions, the Pavilion Master, the head of the sect and the elders. ”
I'm dizzy, from a low-level disciple to the head of the sect, how clear the original score is.
The woman said again: "Aunt Xu has something to delay, so I'll assign it for the time being, we have to work hard, and we must not lose to the western kitchen." ”
Hearing that this woman was reading Aunt Xu, Tang Zimo thought about it, could it be the fat woman who was in charge this morning.
Everyone nodded, don't worry, we will never embarrass Aunt Xu!
Well, the woman nodded, and then called out to another woman, "Xiao Wu, let's go too." ”
"Okay, Sister Yue'er. ”
Xiao Wu, Yue'er! Tang Zimo barely remembered the names of the two women, and ran out with the basket and the two guys. On the way, he asked the old seven and eight in puzzlement: "Two senior brothers, I just heard what the senior sister said about Western cooking, what is going on?"
Lao Qi continued: "There are two canteens in Xianchen Peak, we call them East Kitchen, they are Western Chefs!, but Western Kitchens are specially provided for female disciples, and we are provided for male disciples, because the male disciples of Xianchen Peak are more female disciples, but for some reason, there are many male disciples who would rather spend extra money to eat in the Western Kitchen than eat us, so we have been very discordant for many years." ”
Hearing the meaning of the words, Tang Zimo didn't understand, the shopping mall is like a battlefield, the survival of the fittest is always biased towards the successful, and it must be the Western kitchen that does better than them, so those male disciples ran away. Of course, according to the correct analysis, the answer should be this.
"The reason why male disciples like to go to the western kitchen is the same as that male comrades like to see the women's dormitory, because there is a beautiful scenery. "What's more, there aren't a lot of gentlemen here, no, it should be the second generation of officials and riches, they are naturally willing to spend money, stupid!
Tang Zimo smiled helplessly, shook his head and said, "Two senior brothers, you can lead the way in front, and I can follow behind." ”
Hey, junior brother, why did you put the bamboo building on your chest?
"That's right, I accidentally injured my back a few days ago, so I switched to my chest. Tang Zimo explained.
The old seven and eight shook their heads speechlessly, and continued to walk all the way forward, while Tang Zimo walked behind them, but they didn't know that he was stealing food while walking behind, and when he arrived at the senior disciple's room, he was almost full.
Okay, here we are. Lao Qi commanded: "Eighth brother, you go over there, I'll go here, junior brother, you go to the middle." ”
Tang Zimo nodded, looked at the three senior disciple rooms in front of him, and walked towards the first one with a bamboo basket. He knocked on the door and shouted, "Dinner is coming, open the door quickly." ”
Hearing the sound, the disciples inside opened the door, and there were a total of two disciples in the room.
Tang Zimo looked at the two disciples, took out a meal for two from the bamboo basket and handed it to them, and then prepared to turn around and walk towards the second house.
Suddenly, a disciple's voice came from the room, this is too little, there is not enough cat food.
Another disciple answered, "Brother, it looks like you're going to have to tighten your pants tonight." ”
Outside the door, Tang Zimo covered his mouth and forced a laugh, haha.
In the second room, three servings, Tang Zimo knocked on the door and also brought the food in, and then walked out, and then heard the two disciples inside shouting at the same time: "Oh my God, how to order?"
In the third room, two servings, when Tang Zimo was about to leave after handing it over, a purple-clothed disciple then walked out of the door and shouted: "This junior brother, why is there so little food today?"
Eh, Tang Zimo turned his head and read: "That's the case, the price is rising, the tuition fee is the same, the natural output is not up to standard, of course, our quantity will still be maintained in the future." ”
After listening to Tang Zimo's strange words, the purple-clothed disciple was confused on the spot, scratching his head and not knowing what to do.
Hey, Tang Zimo sighed and turned to leave.
When it was already unitary after delivering dinner, the three of them walked back, and Tang Zimo thought that he still had a task to complete. Then he said, "Two senior brothers, I still have some things to deal with, and I'm in trouble for the two of you!" He handed the basket to the two of them, turned around and ran towards their destination.
Under the attic of the scriptures, a disciple had been waiting for him for a long time. "Senior brother, you're here!" the disciple shouted with an anxious look on his face.
Tang Zimo ran over panting, looked at the Qingyi disciple who intercepted him last time, and said breathlessly: "I'm sorry, there was a delay just now." ”