In the endless pitch-black barren mountains and mountains, Tang Fan and the Crescent Moon Priestess flew down in the knee-high low bushes, only to hear a "bang", the corpse of the wild wolf was thrown to the ground, and there was no life. ∑ top novel,

Tang Fan clapped his hands and turned his head to look at the end of the back, all those green-eyed monsters disappeared, not even a wolf, so he said: "Let's fly so far, it is estimated that the wolves can't run and give up on their own initiative, and they want to scare us just now, they are really stupid carnivores." ”

The Crescent Moon Priestess snorted coldly: "If you were a wolf, would you be stupid and keep chasing you?"

Tang Fan rolled his eyes, this chick actually compared Lao Tzu to a wolf, is there any mistake, just save her life without saying words of thanks, Chengxin can't get along with me, it is necessary to always be right.

"Yes, I'm a wolf, so please stay away from the fairy, otherwise there are several kinds of wolves!" he teased.

"Shut up, the dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth, if you dare to say those disrespectful words to this goddess, be careful of your dog's life. The Crescent Moon Goddess glared at the man viciously and snorted coldly.

My life is not worth much, yours is worth a lot of money, okay! Tang Fan turned around and prepared to leave this arrogant chick, but he was humiliated again, and Lao Tzu couldn't afford to provoke and couldn't hide.

"Where are you going?" The crescent moon goddess grabbed Tang Fan's shirt, afraid that he would disappear and run away like just now, in case there were any poisonous snakes or lions and tigers attacking, wouldn't it be worth not dying.

After all, you can't even find a person in the barren mountains and mountains, and it's normal for wild beasts to be infested, so if it is important to save your life, you must not let this guy leave.

Where else to go, of course, to pick up some firewood to prepare for a fire, and by the way to make a barbecue, starved to death.

The crescent moon goddess squinted, looked at the corpse of the wild wolf on the ground, and couldn't help but shudder in her heart, where did this guy come from, he even ate dirty things, and died of disgust.

Tang Fan walked around, and after a while, he ran back with a bundle of firewood in both hands.

In the barren mountains and mountains at night, in the dark low grass and shrubs, an open fire burned slowly, and when the flames were bigger, the firelight reflected the figures of the two people next to the fire on the low shrubs and grasses.

Okay, the fire has been lit, and now it's time to roast the wolf meat. Tang Fan got up and walked to the wolf's side, picked up the reincarnation and prepared to cut the meat.

"Hey, you are not allowed to peel the skin in front of this goddess, if you want to get it, get away from it, otherwise you will look good. ”

"That's what you said, don't eat it after you bake it later!"

"Devils eat, disgusting!"

Tang Fan didn't bother to pay attention to her, dragged the wild wolf to the side, and muttered, it was you chick who said that she wouldn't eat it, if she dared to eat it when it was baked, her teeth would be knocked out.

Looking at Tang Fan's figure disappearing, the crescent moon goddess turned her head and stretched out her hands to bake the fire, although it is the summer season, but the barren mountains and mountains are different from the temperature of the city at night, with the sky as the bed on the ground, how can you not feel cold!

In the grass not far from the crescent moon goddess, Tang Fan threw the wild wolf on the ground, it doesn't matter if you have eaten people before you died, you will be Lao Tzu's dinner tonight, starving to death.

He raised the reincarnation high, ready to cut off the wolf's hind legs first, and made two "swoops" sounds, when suddenly the grass made a rattling sound.

Tang Fan thought that some kind of beast was coming, so he hurriedly prepared his defense, his eyes were fixed on the grass, and he listened carefully as long as there was a little wind and grass.

Boom, the grass swayed, and a mass of white-haired four-legged things popped out.

Oh, Tang Fan's eyes rolled, his tongue stretched out and licked his mouth, haha, it's you!

After a while.

Tang Fan was holding a long wooden stick in his hand, the wooden stick was inserted into the wolf's leg, he happily came and sat down, put the wolf meat on the flame and roasted it, looked at the meat and said hungrily: "When I finish roasting the wolf's leg, why are you leaving." ”

"It's disgusting that you savage, you don't even let go of a wolf. The Crescent Moon Goddess scolded coldly.

Fairy, you're right, since you're a savage, you have to be a savage, and I'll catch some poisonous snakes and poisonous insects and roast them together for a while, and the taste will definitely be very beautiful.

"Vomit" The Crescent Moon Goddess couldn't help but feel nauseous, listening to this guy's cold words, it made Gordon feel sick in her heart. Angrily said: "Shut up for me, I'm arguing that the goddess has roasted you and let you be their companion." ”

"Wow, it smells so good, some people don't drool for a while, haha. Tang Fan stuck out his tongue and deliberately made a greedy appearance to anger her.

"Hmph, this goddess does not declare to talk to a savage like you, and pollute my ears. ”

Okay, you're a girl, I really thought it was a fairy who didn't eat fireworks in the world, and after a while, Lao Tzu tempted you, so it's strange that you don't eat it, just wait to see a good show.

With the blazing flames, about half an hour later, the two people sitting around the fire couldn't help but gurgle faintly.

The wolf meat on the firewood rack is ticked with roasted fat, and the flames of "sneering" are sometimes large and sometimes small, and the wild wolf meat is roasted fresh yellow and tender, and the skin and flesh on the surface are full of golden oil.

"That's it, it's done. Tang Fan put the wolf meat on the wooden stick close to his nose, sniffed, closed his eyes and said, "Wow, it's so cool!" He stretched out his hand and fanned it, letting the fragrance drift to the crescent moon goddess.

Smelling the smell of barbecued meat, the crescent moon goddess felt as if she was confused, and she couldn't help but glance at the wolf meat in the guy's hand. No, you must not watch it, so as not to fall into his trap, this shameless boy is scheming, and he wants to play that trick again.

Tang Fan opened his eyes and said: "I can't imagine that there is barbecue to eat in this place where birds don't, and it can be regarded as a survival memory in the barren mountains and mountains, if there is a pot of good daughter red matching, it will be really beautiful, haha." ”

"Yes!" The crescent moon goddess really couldn't stand this guy's words, squinted at the man, and scolded: "Then why don't you invite three or five beautiful dancing girls to cheer you up, drunk and dreaming of death!"

I'm sweating, isn't this chick funny, where did the dancing girl come from in the barren mountains and mountains, and she can't even find the third fucking ghost. However, listening to her answer, it proved that the wolf meat temptation magic in Lao Tzu's hand was huge, and it was not easy to make the fairy's tone improve and talk, which was not easy than killing a thousand thieves.

"Yes, it would be nice if there were dancing girls in the barren mountains and mountains, I have never seen it before, and I have to take a look when I get back. He followed her words.

"You-" The crescent moon goddess's eyes were angry, in other words, she had already pierced this guy's heart with a finger on weekdays, no one had ever dared to contradict herself, this guy didn't know how to behave, it was best not to wait for my spiritual power to recover, if one day it fell into the hands of this goddess and made you kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, it would be useless to call the gods.

Tang Fan stood up, smelled the wolf meat, glanced at the fairy opposite, and showed an evil smile on his face. Hiding the wolf meat behind him, he approached the woman step by step, looking at her with a somewhat obscene expression.

Eh, what do you want to do with this guy? The Crescent Moon Goddess saw this guy's eyes staring at her, and she showed that she had an abnormal look. Could it be that he thinks of himself as a dancing girl, so he wants to ......

"What are you going to do, stop me!" There are only two of them in the barren mountains and mountains, the crescent moon goddess is seriously injured, and there is only one man in front of him, how can this woman not be frightened by the current scene.

"Hehe, of course it's-" Tang Fan approached her step by step.

"Don't come here, Hugh has to touch this goddess, otherwise—I, I, I, I'll kill you!" The woman's heart was like a deer, her emotions were very complicated, and she even spoke inarticulately, and she was extremely panicked.

When Tang Fan was only half a step away from the Crescent Moon Goddess, he smiled and stretched out the hand hidden behind his back, as if he was ready to make a move.

The pupils of the woman's eyes widened, seeing that this shameless boy was going to make a bad move, she could still stand, and immediately raised her slap and slapped it viciously, and at the moment when Tang Fan took out the wolf meat from behind him, there was a crisp slap in the face.

"Oops!" Tang Fan's mouth was crooked, and his face rotated half a circle.

"Uh! wolf legs?" the crescent moon goddess looked at the wolf meat in front of her, her eyes froze.

The woman slapped him in the face, but Tang Fan was holding a fragrant wolf leg in his hand, as if something was wrong.

"Why are you beating people, killing me!" Tang Fan said angrily.

The crescent moon goddess hurriedly withdrew her hand and said hesitantly: "You, you, who told you to scare me just now, I thought you were going to ......"

"What do you think I'm going to do, don't you just give you wolf meat to eat, if you don't eat it, you won't eat it, I'm angry. Tang Fan touched his hot cheeks, shook his head and turned around and left angrily.

"Hmph, you brought it on yourself, you deserve it!"

Damn, I was slapped a lot when I met this girl twice, where did Lao Tzu offend her, it's really fucking unlucky. Let you continue to pretend to be high, don't eat if you have the ability!" He walked to the side and ate alone, took a big bite of the yellow fat and meat layer, and exclaimed proudly: "It's so fragrant, it tastes so good." ”

The crescent moon goddess covered her ears and raised her head, trying not to hear it, but her stomach was growling, coo-coo-coo!

Even you don't obey you, don't scream!" she said to her belly.

However, the smell of barbecue is indeed very tempting to people's appetites, although the crescent moon goddess is turning her back to him, her lips are already slightly squirming, and she keeps swallowing saliva.

After a few big mouthfuls, Tang Fan touched his stomach and burped and said, "I'm so full, hey, there's so much left, it's a waste!" ”

He put the rest of the wolf meat aside, lay down on his side facing the woman, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

On the other side, "goo, goo" only listened to the more the stomach screamed, the more powerful it became, and the crescent moon goddess held her lower abdomen, and she didn't dare to turn her head to look at the shameless guy.

Snoring – Snoring –

Tang Fan slept for less than a minute, and snored several times in a row.

"Goo, goo......" At this time, the woman's stomach barked again, and she couldn't bear it, the crescent moon goddess turned around and glanced at the man behind her, and saw that the guy was sleeping comfortably, staring at the wolf meat on the ground, and the saliva was swallowed back in her throat, what a big wolf leg!

At this moment, the woman's mind is fighting against her limbs, not eating or eating, what a disgusting thing, this goddess does not eat!

Tang Fan quietly squinted his eyes, glanced at the woman in front of him, and saw that she looked like she was eating in a bath and didn't dare to laugh, which really made people want to laugh, and he was stunned to hold back his breath and laugh. What about fairies, they still have to eat the fireworks of the world.