"You bad guy...... Well...... Don't hold me...... Rogue...... You're holding my chest...... Woo ......"

Luo Bodhi was completely drunk, lying on Chen Xiaobei's bed, muttering in a daze.

"Big sister...... Is it your chest pressing against me?"

Chen Xiaobei was lying beside her, with an innocent expression on his face.

His entire right arm was tightly hugged by Luo Bodhi, and he was deeply trapped between the two proud snow-capped mountains, and he couldn't pull it out.

This girl is still twisting around vigorously, making Chen Xiaobei's arm constantly under amazing pressure!

"It's really big...... It's so resilient...... Forget it, brother will reluctantly let you press it. ”

Chen Xiaobei couldn't pull his hand, and he didn't really want to pull it away, so he simply took out his mobile phone and opened the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms.

Little Nezha: Wow! Little North Shangxian is online!Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!(Three cute expressions)

Monkey King: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, Brother Xiaobei!

Hades: Little North Immortals, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! (Three smiling faces)

Chang'e Fairy: Little North Immortal reads;!(嘤嘤嘤)

Chen Xiaobei: Hahaha! Thank you for your blessings! I also wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Erlang God: Don't say polite words, let's go with red envelopes!

Monkey King: Okay! You send it first! After you send it, we will all send it!

Erlang God: Eh, the moon is so round today! (pretending to be stupid)

Monkey King: Shameless! I want to pit my little brother again's red envelope!(Three contemptuous expressions)

Erlang God: Splash monkeys! I didn't say that I had to send red envelopes, why did I scold me?

Monkey King: Come on, noisy, I'm afraid of you, I'm not your grandfather!

Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, so you should give out red envelopes to be lively! I just got some mooncakes, so I'll give you a big red envelope now!

Erlang God: Cut, what's so delicious about moon cakes? A ball of dry dough cakes, the roaring dogs are not uncommon to eat!

Howling Dog: Yes, I don't want mooncakes! I want ham sausages!

Little Nezha: I want Wahaha AD calcium milk!

Hades: I don't want mooncakes! I want spicy strips! I want spicy strips!

Everyone: We don't want mooncakes!

Chen Xiaobei: You really don't want it? The mooncakes in our hometown are very different! If you don't taste them, you will definitely regret them!

Erlang God: Don't! No one will grab such an unpalatable thing!

Everyone: Don't!

......

"This group of teases is really shameless! Look how my brother hits you in the face!"

Chen Xiaobei raised his eyebrows, and in the treasure box, he removed the packaging boxes of more than 300 boxes of moon cakes he had bought before.

Almost 10,000 bulk mooncakes are stuffed into a big red envelope at a time.

Send!

Ding - Chen Xiaobei sent a red envelope in the group chat!

If it is usual, everyone in the group is fast, and within a few seconds, the red envelopes will definitely be snatched up.

But there really wasn't anyone to rob it today!

However, this is not surprising, they eat plain mooncakes all year round, and they are tired of eating them for a long time, let alone robbing them, they don't want to give them away.

No one grabbed the red envelope when it was sent out, which was embarrassing.

"If no one grabs the red envelope, no one knows that my brother's mooncakes are delicious!

Chen Xiaobei's brows furrowed.

Just then, someone in the group spoke.

Fairy Chang'e: Wow! The mooncakes of Xiaobei Shangxian are really delicious!

Jirojin: Really?

Fairy Chang'e: Of course it's true! I grabbed the snowy skin mooncake, the taste is super good, and the mooncake is filled with fruit filling, very sweet and delicious! I like it so much! Thank you Xiaobeishangxian!

Erlang God: Can moon cakes still be filled? Who are you fooling? I'll grab one and taste reads;!

Erlang God: Lying on a big grass!! the red envelope was robbed!! (three shocked expressions)

Erlang God: You people are so untrustworthy! Keep saying that you won't rob, but one by one grabs faster than the other! (Anger)

Monkey King: Stupid! When Chang'e spoke, we started to rob, and you still replied stupidly, and the intellectual injury is really a hard injury!

Tang Seng: Amitabha! This ten-kernel mooncake is so delicious! I feel that my tongue is bathed in holy sunshine!

Bull Demon King: My sauerkraut mooncakes are also amazing!

Li Bai: Your weakness is bursting! My old godmother's mooncakes are king! The appearance is fresh, but the heart is hot, and my saliva is flowing like a river!

Monkey King: My grandson's kiwi fruit mooncakes! Hahaha! Delicious!

Clairvoyant: This is a durian fruit mooncake! It smells so stinky and eats so cool! Xiaobei Shangxian! I want it! Kneel and beg for durian mooncake !! (n drooling expressions)

Roaring Sky Dog: What I grabbed was Jinhua ham moon cakes! Delicious to the point of exploding! Xiaobeishang Immortal is mighty and domineering! (worship)

......

All of a sudden, the group of friends who grabbed the moon cakes began to show off wildly, as if they had obtained some rare treasures, and they were all very happy.

And those who didn't grab it, of course, only hard work.

Especially the king of Hades and the god Erlang, the resentment is the deepest.

Hades: The bull-headed horse-faced imp Yaksha has grabbed it, why didn't this king grab it!(crying)

Erlang God: Why don't you say that the Roaring Sky Dog has grabbed it, why haven't I grabbed it!

Howling Dog: Don't give it!

Erlang God: You kid, your skin is itchy, aren't you?

Howling Dog: I just don't give it!

Erlang God: Ergou! You can't be ungrateful as a dog! Have you forgotten how I pulled you from a small milk dog with a handful of and urine?

Howling Dog: Okay, okay, don't talk about it...... Can't I give? (sweating)

Erlang God: That's pretty much it! (smug)

Howling Sky Dog: Friendly reminder, this mooncake has been bitten by me and stained with my saliva, I hope you don't dislike it.

Jiro God: ...... Fuck off! (kitchen knife)

Hades: Little North Immortals! Ask for moon cakes! Tears streaming down your face! Rolling all over begging! (tears)

Erlang God: Little Beishang Immortal! Please! Send a few more months of cakes! (kneeling and begging)

Chen Xiaobei: Hehe, wasn't it the loudest shouting of the two of you just now? I kept saying that I didn't want moon cakes, and now I know that I regret it?

Hades: Little Beishang Immortal! I know it's wrong! Please read that I'm an old foodie, send me a mooncake! Half is fine! (crying)

Erlang God: Little Bei Shangxian! Please reward me with half a moon cake, I really want to eat it! You should have pity on me!

Chen Xiaobei: Two great gods, it's useless for you to beg me! The mooncakes in my hometown are very rare delicacies, and there is no more! I didn't grab them just now, let's hurry up early next year!

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