Chapter 1: The Night of the Beast Rain (1)
After several adventurous efforts, he finally temporarily pacified the enemies who came to the city such as Nishizawa and the Goldfish Clan, but the biggest hidden danger has not been eradicated, that is, the huge number of poisonous insects lurking in the city.
Qi Bei and Xiao Xiao didn't say a word, and joined the insecticide army led by Xu Yi and others.
Although the Baiyu that struck this time was not as black and overwhelming as the Hundred Flowers Conference or outside the city gate, more precisely, a small pile appeared on this street and a small handful accumulated in that courtyard, and the damage was still there, but not to the point of drowning people's heads.
The Golden Crow Divine Envoy almost became the largest main force of the rescue guerrilla squad, quickly dealt with the poisonous insects in this family, and then went to the next one to continue to catch the hundred flies. already has the immunity of a hundred poisonous insects scratching his heart at the Hundred Flowers Conference, Qi Bei is not afraid, and his actions are becoming more and more rapid, whether it is hairy, stingy or strange, he does not hesitate to catch it.
The word quickly spread among the neighbors, and many girls rushed to invite Qi Bei to their homes to catch insects, and cried delicately into pear blossoms and rain.
"The Golden Crow Divine Envoy...... Woo woo, I'm so scared...... ...... at home"
Before she finished speaking, she squeezed a slightly fat woman aside, and when she had a panic attack, she was about to hug Qi Bei: "The Golden Crow Divine Envoy will go to my house first, there is such a big stalk under my bed." ”
"No, you have to go to my house first." The next girl came out immediately, grabbed Qi Bei's arm and dragged her home, exclaiming exaggeratedly, "There are two big praying mantis on my bed!" ”
"Oh, that praying mantis in your house is not big, it's not a hundred mantises, it's just an ordinary praying mantis, aren't your officials also at home? Tell him to arrest him, what are you afraid of? The Golden Crow Divine Envoy, let's go to my house first, the ants in the house are in trouble! ”
The girl's face was red: "I ...... Where do I have officials? No one is married yet! ”
Here are two women arguing, and there is always a queue over there: "The Golden Crow God Envoy came to my house to sit, drink a cup of tea and take a breath, you have taken refuge for the whole city, and we are all grateful to you." ”
"You are not allowed to rob it, I came first, and the Golden Crow Divine Envoy must go to my house first!"
“……”
It is the nature of women to jump up and scream at the sight of insects and seek protection from their arms. But these girls are not just fighting the abacus of catching insects, they are all staring, wondering if they can take the opportunity to get the favor of the Golden Crow Divine Envoy, but it is a pity that even if the girls who have been on the field one after another are dressed beautifully, no matter how cowardly they are, no matter how weak they are, in the face of straight men like Qi Bei, they will be defeated in a blink of an eye.
"Good! Little smash, let's go! Qi Bei didn't shirk at all, he stretched out his hand and pointed happily, responding to his requests.
"Go to my house first!"
"My family can't get off anymore!"
"But my house is closer!"
“……”
Qi Bei was kind enough to adjust the contradictions for this group of jealous girls, and in order to alleviate everyone's anxiety, he also repeated the good policy formulated by Xu Yi: "Don't worry, everyone. When the wind blows in the city for a day, I will not let the poisonous insects hurt anyone. But there were too many insects, and I didn't have three heads and six arms, so I had to line up one family at a time. If you can't go to your house for a while, please don't panic, hide in the street with your family first, and don't stay in the room with poisonous insects. ”
Xiao Xiao squinted at a group of women with heavy makeup and heavy makeup surrounding Qi Bei, so he simply borrowed a large handful of brooms and torches from Xu Yi, and stuffed them into the hands of those entangled women one by one: "Come on, come on, get rid of insects, you, me and him, and protect the wind in the city depends on everyone." It is everyone's responsibility to fight against the hundreds. Everyone, don't just count on Qibei alone. The insect colonies that appear today are not very lethal and violent, and many species can be driven away by fire. The most direct and effective way to deal with poisonous insects is not to go to the street and drag Qi Bei back to your house, but to pick up a shovel and shoot at the insects. Come on, let's do it together! ”
"But ......" The girls didn't grab Qibei, but they got a lot of pest control tools, and they were all very unhappy.
Qi Bei quickly rushed into the next house with Xiao Crush, focusing on the spell to get rid of the most dangerous Baiyu, and Xu Yi's subordinates followed closely behind, using traditional methods such as burning incense and burning to drive away the insects with average lethality, and consolidate the effect of insect control. came and went, Qi Bei became more and more comfortable and efficient, but he only forgot to comfort those "fearful" girls with a soft voice. This is probably the case, when there is someone in your heart, you will not get involved in the flowers.
"Hey, the golden crow god made you wait......"
"Finally, there is a chance, the Golden Crow God is so puzzled."
A group of girls on the street were all left alone, all staring at each other with big eyes, and some of them even took out small mirrors to look at the makeup carefully drawn by the boy - it's not so bad, as for not looking at it?
A group of flowers and branches behind him quickly turned into a frustration with dark clouds pressing down, and the spring garden withered in an instant. Xiao Xiao couldn't help laughing: "You broke everyone's hearts." ”
Qi Bei: "Huh? What did you say? ”
Little Broken Nunu mouthed: "They." ”
Qi Bei didn't understand: "Why did I hurt them?" ”
Then he scratched his head and looked helpless: "I've explained to them many times, I can't be busy alone, there are so many of them, I have to queue up, otherwise it will be unfair to cut in line." I'm not ignoring. Hey, it's really weak. ”
Xiao Xiao laughed and knocked him on the back of the head: "Why do you have such a long elm pimple head?" They've all got their hands on you, and their minds couldn't be more obvious. ”
Qi Bei said frustratedly: "Give them brooms and torches, they don't want them, what are you talking about?" If you can stop talking, do some practical things, and work together, you can repel the hundred dragons in the city faster. ”
This "getting started" is not the other "getting started", hey, I probably can't explain it to him. Xiao Xiao laughed out of tears and shouted, "You are hopeless." ”
Successfully exterminated another leech.
Qi Bei sat on the side of the road for a short time and gasped for breath, and he and Xiao Xiao ran past more than 40 households on three streets in one go, without any rest in between.
Looking at the once peaceful wind in the city, it is now in disarray, and all the vendors who supported the prosperity of the prosperous era have closed their doors, and almost every household in the city has joined the ranks of the pest control army.
The neighbors who have conflicts on weekdays have to put aside their previous suspicions and work together to eliminate insects. People who weave brooms for a living, or vendors who sell incense to remove insects, are now willing to donate all kinds of tools for pest control for free.
As far as the eye can see, insect corpses are piled up everywhere, and there is at least one incineration site on every street, and the smoke is billowing from the city, which at first glance is comparable to the iron hoof war between the Jiuding countries. There are endless people shouting to drive away the hundred birds and protect the wind from the city, but there are also family members who cry after being poisoned. The healer carried the medicine box on his back and went all over the city to save people. There are also many tea shops that are open for free for one day, providing free tea for the Taishi Fujun and everyone who focus on pest control.
The wind is in the city, and the mourning is all over the wilderness, but there is a vitality that does not admit defeat and flows continuously.