Chapter 27: Orangutan for Love
"Single-handedly, pick your sister!" Chen Lian was extremely depressed in his heart, "Anyway, this duke can actually speak human words, so you said something when you chased it just now." ”
"Why is my brother going to fight with you?"
The mean rat rubbed his ass and tail and walked over slowly. Chen Lian glanced at him and sighed, "Young man, you must know how to be temperate. ”
"Because my woman has a crush on you. So I have to go head-to-head with you. ”
"Damn! For this reason, could it be that in the animal world, as long as the duel is lost, the woman will belong to someone else?" Later, Chen Lian thought about it carefully, and it was true, didn't the lions of the grassland do this kind of thing all day long!
"Forget it, you won, I'll bow down. Mean rat, let's go. ”
"Don't worry, boss!" said the sly, stealthily into his ear. "Don't give it to me!"
Chen Lian thought about it, isn't this awkward? "People have such a big mouth, you are thinner than a screwdriver, can you do it? Besides, do people like you?"
"Boss, what is a screwdriver?"
Chen Lian didn't continue to talk nonsense with it, but still chose to leave. It's just that it's hard for him to leave. Because of the two orangutans, they didn't want him to leave at all.
"I can't think of the animal world, and I like to buy and sell. ”
On one side, the prison court had come to the place where the old man had been reduced to ashes. Seeing the bloody scene at a glance, she couldn't wait to cut the murderer with a thousand knives. Just a closer look, the old man's ashes, there was a missing arm, and then she found the bead.
When the bead was in her hand, a light was sacrificed, and a picture flashed. Although it was a little dim, she still saw that it was the process of Chen Lian fighting with the two last night.
Even if she didn't see Chen Lian's face clearly, she still had some eyebrows. She hurried to the inn all the time, she wanted to know who killed the second elder of the night soul, and even had the intention of directly catching Chen Lian.
Back in the mountains and forests, Chen Lian was a little difficult. The two orangutans had to pester him. He didn't have time to fight alone, he was really curious to kill the cat. If I knew this, I shouldn't have hindered them, but now it's better to make a fuss.
"First of all, whether you win or lose, you continue to be together, it has nothing to do with me, don't bother me again, you know?" Chen Lian directly agreed with the three chapters of the law. There is an orangutan behind his butt all day long, how terrible it is, I can't even eat it even if I think about it.
The two orangutans looked at each other, but they were also reasonable, and nodded in agreement.
Chen Lian always felt that the atmosphere was awkward, if it was changed in modern times, it was estimated that people would not treat him as a fool, and he would be a psychopath. I actually exchanged opinions with the orangutans.
But fortunately, the orangutan realm is not very high, and I heard from the mean rat that it is just a mysterious beast. There is also the nature of an animal in the mind. Before Chen Lian could get ready, the male orangutan pounced.
Chen Lian immediately summoned the long sword to block it, and with a "poof" sound, he retreated dozens of meters away. I never thought that an orangutan who was only in the stage of the mysterious beast would have such power.
He vaguely remembered that the giants in the ring were not so brute force. Thinking of this, Chen Lian looked at the long sword in his hand, and then looked at the orangutan from afar, with an indescribable shame in his heart.
"Boss, you may not know that the strength of spirit beasts is two or three levels higher than that of humans, and the same is true for demon clans. You have to be careful. ”
"Damn, you mean rat, why didn't you tell me earlier. No wonder I think that the Mysterious Beast is about the same level as me!"
It seems that this orangutan must have at least three or four layers. What's more, orangutans are different from humans, and once they fight, they don't know how to measure.
Seeing that the brainless guy rushed over with another wave of brute force, this time Chen Lian was not so easy to bully. Decisively flashed to the side, and the ground instantly became a big hole.
"Damn, you...... You're going to die!"
"Boss, from my familiarity with spirit beasts, they will definitely fight with you when it comes to competing for females. ”
Chen Lian looked confused, "Then will you?"
"Yes!"
"Then why don't you go up? I don't have a crush on the female orangutan. ”
"Boss, I'll tell you the truth, I just looked cool, but I didn't take the fight seriously. ”
"Damn, you're fooling me?"
"No one asked you to kick me!" said the mean rat, looking very aggrieved.
"Forget it, when it's settled, let's leave quickly. There's still chasing people in the back, and I don't want to know how I'm going to die. ”
Chen Lian regained his strength at the moment. I didn't use the Thunder Frost Sword, I thought about it, that move was too ruthless, and if I didn't do it, it would be okay. Then he threw out a rock leg directly.
Fortunately, the pattern continued, and a sound wave vibrated with power. The kick made the opponent's center of gravity unstable, retreated twenty or thirty meters, and crushed two big trees. But Chen Lian knew that the damage would not be great.
The gorilla only suffered a few skin injuries. But he didn't mean to give up, and then looked at the female orangutan, staring at Chen Lian with an obsessive face, he felt like he was about to vomit. I didn't hurt much, but I was hurt by the female orangutan. Then he didn't dare to take another look.
When the male orangutan rushed over again, Chen Lian kicked again, with the same strength as just now. After that, it was repeated and repeated. Obviously, the orangutan is like Xiao Qiang who can't be killed, he is really helpless, Chen Lian raised his hand, "Stop, I admit defeat, I'm tired to death." ”
It is true that Chen Lian is a little tired, and he also admits defeat. I don't know why, the female orangutan didn't go to comfort the male orangutan, but ran to Chen Lian's side, rubbing hard like the dumb child at the beginning.
"I ...... Mean rat, what's going on with this?"
The looked dizzy, "From the book, it shouldn't be like this! Boss, what's wrong with you?"
", my question is not to provoke beautiful women, but to provoke spirit beasts?"
"Poof! what's wrong with spirit beasts, demon beasts are with humans, there are too many. ”
Hearing the say this, Chen Lian immediately turned to his stomach. "Eldest sister, auntie. You are also a woman with a man, how can you say that you will scatter it? You see that my brother is seriously injured there, you don't feel distressed, I still look at the pain. ”
Chen Lian said that he was distressed, but it was not that the female orangutan made any movements, but the male orangutan was happy and seemed to run over excitedly. "Big brother, you are so good to me, no one has loved me so much since I was a child. ”
"I'm ...... what I'm afraid of." Chen Lian really couldn't avoid it this time. But fortunately, he still has a set, just take out some gold, and then start to talk about some human customs and habits in a slow manner.
After all, you can't be reluctant to make it difficult, since you have transformed into a human form, you naturally have to look like a person, if you are still an animal, then what kind of form will you make. The two orangutans seemed to have been brainwashed by Chen Lian. nodded in bursts, and even the cheap rats on the side were full of praise.
In the end, the two animals were finally coaxed away, and Chen Lian was determined, but before he could be happy, he felt a trace of murderous aura behind him, and his heart was not good!
Even the cheap rats that he always put on his body on weekdays were put away by him.
"Huh, what about that guy just now? I didn't expect to run away in the blink of an eye?"
To say that the inn Xiao Er is indeed a righteous person, if you don't say it, you won't say it, but unfortunately the prison court is not a fuel-efficient lamp, a string of gold is thrown, and Xiao Er shows its original form.
Chen Lian cursed, "That kid actually dares to betray me!"