Chapter 210: Drunken Words
In the corner of Shenxiao Peak, in the quiet small courtyard, the bright moonlight is like mercury leaking to the ground, revealing a hazy beauty, under the moonlight next to the stone table, the little unicorn is extremely enthusiastic to toast the parrot Xue'er, saying that it is respectful, but in fact, it is to open the other party's beak and pour it violently, and in the end, Yue Bing also joined the camp, and praised vigorously: Xue'er has a good amount of wine, come to the strong man, and dry this jar of Yulu elixir.
"Chirp...... Chirp...... You two bad things, scumbags, let me go, I'm going to rescue me, my young lady, you can't be poisoned by the hooligans. ”
Xue'er rolled her eyes when she was drowed, her tongue was big, and she couldn't speak coherently, but she still retained the last bit of sober will.
"Huh, why hasn't Boy Ding come back for so long, is it really in the overlord to steal the bow......"
At this moment, under the guidance of the drunken and hazy Chu Ying, Ding Someone twisted and wound several times before helping her into the boudoir, Ding Chuan looked around and found that the tables and chairs in Chu Ying's boudoir were all made of fine sandalwood, showing nobility and luxury, and the faint fragrance of the room like an orchid musk flowed into the mouth and nose, which was exciting.
Chu Ying looked drunk, his soft delicate body kept twisting in his arms, and walked towards the embroidery bed by the wall, the warm nephrite was in his arms, and the faint body fragrance on Chu Ying's body permeated his mouth and nose, even if he was a stone man, he had to be tempted, not to mention Ding Chuan, a young man with strong blood, but Ding Chuan still forcibly suppressed his mind and put Chu Ying flat on the embroidery bed.
Chu Ying's jade body is on the embroidered couch, the bright moonlight is sprinkled, Ruyu's face exudes a faint glow, her eyebrows are curved, Qiong's nose is straight, her red lips are moist, and her breath is like an orchid, Chu Ying, who is in a drunken state, unconsciously reached out and ripped off her dress.
Ding Chuan's mouth was dry for a while, his heartbeat was accelerating, his blood was accelerating, and countless evil pictures flashed in his mind.
"Stinky boy, spring|'s heart is rippling!heyhehe......" A divine spirit of Huangfu Hun Tian, who was dormant in Ding Chuan's body, suddenly came out with a sentence, which startled Ding Chuan, as if he had been caught as a thief.
Ding Chuan's face darkened and replied in his heart: "Old bastard, shut up, don't talk about ruining the reputation of the young master." ”
"Hahahaha...... You kid pouts your ass and you know what you want to fart, but your muddy personality is far from the courage of your teacher when he was young. Huangfu Hun Tian's evil voice kept bewitching: "If you like it, you will kiss it, if you confess, you will be raped, if you refuse, you will be drugged, and if you can't catch it, you will break her legs......!
Ding Chuan's forehead was bruised, and he roared angrily in his heart: "You old unscrupulous old bastard shut up for me, you evil old rascal!"
Although Ding Chuan was so angry, Huangfu Hun Tian's voice still did not stop: "You stinky boy who doesn't know how to lift, for the sake of your happiness, if you don't go hooligan this time, you won't have a chance to be hooligan next time." People don't go rogue, young people......"
Ding Chuan's eyes were dark, and he almost fell, he put a thin quilt on Chu Ying's delicate body with a weak heart, and quickly retreated from the room.
"Eh, little man, why did it take so long for you to come out, it couldn't have come out after some warmth......, right?"
As soon as Ding Chuan returned to the courtyard, he was ridiculed by Yue Bing with crazy words, Ding secretly wiped a cold sweat with an extremely weak heart, if it wasn't for the spirit of Huangfu Hun Tian just now, he really didn't predict what would happen later.
"Chirp ......" Chu Ying's parrot named Xue'er finally broke free from the clutches of the little unicorn, it staggered and flew in front of Ding Chuan, and asked with fire-breathing eyes: "Ding Chuan, you bold bad thing, you really took my young lady, you say, say it quickly, don't say Grandma Bird, I can't get around you today...... Ah......h
Before Xue'er finished speaking, she fell to the ground with a 'poof', and the little unicorn jumped over, led it back to the stone table, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Parrot, the words are not good, and they are chattering around, come and dry this jar of wine." ”
The little unicorn also drank crumblingly, it grabbed the parrot violently and threw it directly into the wine jar, and the splashed wine spilled Yue Bing's face.
"I don't tell you, you two little things don't have any wine. Yue Bing retaliated and threw the little unicorn into the wine jar.
After this fuss, it was undoubtedly relieved of Ding Chuan's embarrassment, he moved to the wine table, slapped open the sealing mud of a jar of wine, and poured it with the spicy aging wine on his head, letting the spicy liquor flow in his stomach.
"Brother Xiao Man continues to drink, you leave the wine field halfway, and you will be fined two jars of wine. ”
The wine was half-drunk, and both of them were already drunk for seven or eight points, and the little unicorn and the parrot Xue'er also drank until they hiccuped, and in the end they were drunk and crazy, and stumbled in the courtyard chasing and fighting.
"Little man, what are your plans in the future, Fairy Chu is going for you, where are you going?" Yue Bing asked drunkenly.
"I" Ding Chuan shook his head a little dizzy, and laughed self-deprecatingly: "I naturally want to destroy the Blasphemy Sect, level the Ten Thousand Demon Caves, kill all the Golden Crow Clan, and go straight to the East Imperial Palace......"
"What?" Yue Bing, who was originally drunk, sat up and asked with a shocked face, "You, you, you have such great ambitions?"
"Not bad. At that time, I was still young when the Dragon Prison Palace was destroyed, and I only remembered that these forces, and perhaps some deeply hidden enemies, were even more terrifying than these big forces. ”
Yue Bing's jaw was about to drop in shock, among these major forces, the Blasphemy Sect is undoubtedly the weakest force among them, but the Blasphemy Sect is also the overlord of the Xichuan Continent today, and the other three major forces, whether it is the Ten Thousand Demon Cave, the Golden Crow Clan, or the Eastern Imperial Palace, are the real giant forces on the continent, and they are the existence of the same level as the Ten Great Ancient Families, the Five Holy Lands, and the Four Great Divine Dynasties.
Ordinary forces didn't dare to provoke these behemoths at all, and now Ding Chuan actually said that he would uproot several major forces. Although Ding Chuan's words after drinking were arrogant, Yue Bing had a strong premonition, and he could feel an indelible wolf nature from Ding Chuan, with deep and resolute eyes, like a lone wolf in the encirclement of the enemy, ferocious and bloodthirsty...... Even if he can't wipe out several terrorist forces in the future, he will stir up countless bloody rains, this is a young man who is destined to move forward on the bloody road of bones.
Ding Chuan took a sip of the liquor and said, "Brother Yue, what are your plans in the future?"
"Hahahaha...... My ambitions are no less than yours. Yue Bing's face under his unkempt long hair showed a look of bohemianism, and he said with a long smile: "In the future, I will marry a few holy women as wives, ask a few princesses of the god dynasty to be concubines, and find a dozen or so daughters of ancient families as lovers, ahahaha......"
"You ronin big yin stick. ”
In another corner of the courtyard, the little unicorn and the parrot were drunk, and kept breaking on the ground, and finally the little unicorn with the blood of the divine beast had the upper hand, and a pair of small claws pressed the parrot into the dirt, and asked fiercely: "Little frustrated bird, are you convinced, let you think that I am the eldest brother is worthy of you, don't toast and don't eat and drink." ”
When Snowparrot heard this, she became anxious, and roared angrily: "Do you pour less wine to Grandma Bird tonight?" I won't eat your set, let me go quickly, that stinky rascal from Ding Chuan took my young lady, and see how Grandma Bird split him alive." ”
The little Qilin looked confused, and asked with big eyes: "Why can't I understand what you said?
"You four-legged stupid cow is here to pretend to be stupid and stunned, let go of your bird grandmother as soon as possible, otherwise when your bird grandmother flies on the branches and becomes a phoenix one day, I will sweep you all, raid your home, dig your family's grave, plow the court and sweep the holes, and leave no ...... in the armor"
The little unicorn glared at him with a pair of ruby-like eyes, stretched his mouth into the parrot's ear and roared: "Grandma's, you really treat yourself as a dish, whether it is a black bird or a white bird, the bird that the owner likes is a good bird, I estimate that Ding Xiaozi will become your male master in the future, you slander and insult him so much, think about your fate in the future!"
"Nonsense, how could my young lady fall in love with a man like Ding Hooligan. ”
The little unicorn spat out a mouthful of wine and said: "You guy really can't see the height of his eyebrows, if your young lady is not interesting to Ding Xiaozi, will you put wine and candied for him?
"Chirp...... Yes...... Grandma Bird, I'm not reconciled...... Did my young lady just fall into the hands of that big hooligan in Ding Chuan?"
"Have a snack! Otherwise, the man may take you to the pot for a wedding feast." ”
Xue'er shuddered when she heard this, shook the dizzy bird's head, suppressed the strong wine, recovered a trace of essence in her eyes, and said sadly: "Since the raw rice is almost cooked into porridge, I have no choice but to take another hand with the bird's grandmother, and let go of the big stupid cow." ”
The little unicorn asked puzzledly, "What are you going to do?"
"Don't ask so much, I'll take you to get some colorful good things, Ding Hooligan will be happy to see it......"
The voices of the two little things became lower and lower, and then the two little things swayed with their laughing bodies, and the two drunken little things tiptoed into the room one after the other......