Walking alone on the path of the academy, the mood of the storm today is still good, and I have at least passed the course after choosing a course, although I am also confused, and there are still people to treat me after class, although I am also confused, but my stomach is already full.

The most difficult thing in life is satisfaction, and after satisfaction is happiness, I feel that I am extremely happy now. The sun was shining, the breeze was warm, walking alone in the shade of the trees, admiring the passing beauties and lewd men, etc., lewd men?

At the location of the storm, I happened to see his back pouting and bending over.

In the name of justice and peace, the thief and the lewd man made a detour behind him, and when he looked at him, he could just see the clothes of the female classmates passing by being blown tightly by the wind, and her figure was unobstructed.

"This figure is good!" Feng Bo looked at a girl who came over and exclaimed.

"The figure is okay, but the face shape is not worthy of this figure. If the chin is more pointed, it will look proud, and then it will be perfect. The boy replied meaningfully, but when he had finished speaking, he came back to his senses, turned his head to look, and took a big jump, and sat down on the ground.

"Hey, you don't know that people are scary and scared to death, it's okay not to appear behind others out of nowhere, this is me, if it were anyone else, a dragon would have abolished you a long time ago, and it would be too late for you to cry by then. The boy said angrily.

"As a good student of integrity, I should remind the majority of female students that due to the wind here, watch out for perverts. After speaking, he looked righteous and awe-inspiring.

"Big brother, be merciful, this place is a good place that I have found after countless hardships and hardships, and I have only used it for half a day, can you bear it?" The young man looked pitiful, begging the landlord for a few more days, and said with tears in his eyes.

"As for you, I look like I've done something terrible. Feng Bo looked at the other party's pitiful appearance and said unbearably.

You must know that as a professional beauty appraiser, you must first understand the body shape of all women, because the first thing people see is always the whole, then the face, and finally the specific and subtle, the facial features and hairstyles and the like. The young man said with the appearance of an expert.

Moreover, a woman's figure and appearance, coupled with her voice, can also see her character, so it is easier to get along. How about it, do you want to have a beautiful girlfriend, I can be a counselor for free. You know, the girl I want to chase hasn't missed yet. ”

Feng Bo looked at the other party with a confident look, and said with some suspicion, "Is there such a god, saying that you seem to be in love." ”

"Love saint, good name, I'll call this nickname from now on, haha, love saint Wu worry, it's really a good match. ”

"Don't worry, in order to thank you for giving me a nickname that suits me so well, I will definitely find you a good wife with a good personality, good looks, and a good family background. ”

After speaking, he put one hand on Fengbo's shoulder, looking like a good brother, "Tell me, buddy, what are the requirements for your future wife, brother will help you find one." ”

The two walked and chatted along the way, looking like good brothers for more than ten years.

"Turmoil, looking for a girlfriend, first of all, start with an invitation, invite each other to dinner, invite each other to watch a movie, okay, do you have any goals, let's experiment first. ”

The target, it seems that the women I know now can be counted on one hand, but the target, there is really none. So I could only shake my head.

"No, you're so big, there's always one or two girls you like. ”

Storm shook his head again.

"Really, no? It seems that your condition is lower than the horizon, so your first step is to know. ”

"Do you want me to find a random girl and ask her to have a relationship?"

"It's very smart, just a little bit. ”

"No way. ”

"Why can't it be, all you need now is a reason and a little guts, the reason I have already helped you think about it, just say that you have a task and need a female partner, and ask the other party if they are interested. Wu Wei instigated the storm and said.

"Then if she agrees, where will I go to find her a task, won't it be embarrassing then?"

"Saying that you stupid pigs don't like to listen to it, it feels like insulting its intelligence, since the other party has accepted your invitation, it means that they are not disgusted with you, then you just need to tell her that this task has been revoked, and in order to apologize, why are you willing to invite the other party to dinner and watch a movie? Wu Wei saw the hopeless appearance of the turmoil and taught earnestly.

"Well, I'll believe you once, and if you let me get out of trouble, I'll engrave the word 'embarrassment' on your head. The storm threatened Wu Wei, but his heart was still empty, and he always felt weird.

"In order to get rid of the single, for the happiness of the future, for my heroine, come on!"

Finally, I saw a girl walking over on the road, with long hair naturally floating behind her, slightly thick eyebrows, with a heroic spirit. The turmoil didn't care about the thirty-seven twenty-one, walked up to the other party, his whole body stiffened, and his voice was hoarse and asked: "Classmate, I have a task that needs a female companion, can you do me a favor?"

"I'm sorry, since what you need is a female companion, I can't do anything about it. The other party nodded slightly and left.

The turmoil is inexplicable, why can't you do anything if you need a female companion? The turmoil returned to the chair next to Wu Wei with questions, and suddenly found that Wu Wei was holding his stomach, and his whole body was twitching, "What's wrong with you, can't it be an illness?"

"It's okay, I just have a stomachache, just let me stay for a while. Wu Wei intermittently finished these words. After that, he began to squat on the ground and convulse again. The turmoil was inexplicable again.

"Have you laughed enough, what's going on?" Feng Bo saw Wu Wei sit on the chair again, and then asked, somehow, Feng Bo felt that Wu Wei's laughter must be related to himself.

"It's okay, it doesn't matter if we fail this time, let's start looking for the next target, but I want to remind you that let's be a little more accurate in the next selection, don't choose a man. Hahaha~" Wu Wei finally couldn't help it again, squatted on the ground, laughed non-stop, and finally rolled all over the ground.

"Hey, what do you mean, you said that the person was a man just now?" Fengbo finally understood, but he still looked incredulous, "Are you mistaken, how can a man look like that, is it a shemale?"

"Shh~~ You don't want to die, you dare to say that he is a shemale, be careful that he chases you to the ends of the earth, and he will not die. When Wu Wei heard the words of the storm, he immediately jumped up from the ground, looked left and right, and found that no one was relieved, and warned the storm seriously: "Don't say that in front of him, for people like you who don't know his true gender, if you misunderstand, you will misunderstand, he will not pursue it, after all, those who don't know are not guilty, but if you know that he is a man and still joke about this, you will die a miserable death." ”

"How miserable, is he very powerful?" asked Feng Bo in disbelief.

"His nickname is 'God Emperor', you say it's not powerful, you know, this title was not obtained by himself, but typed. Wu Wei said in a tone of apprehension.

"What's the matter, you've been beaten by him, too?" asked Storm gloatingly.

"I used to get beaten several times a day. ”

"But he really can only be described as pretty. Feng Bo racked his brains and couldn't think of a suitable adjective, "Do you say that he is a woman disguised as a man." ”

"No, absolutely not, I can guarantee that, it is in the family, his father looks like this, so it is not surprising that he looks like this. Wu Wei explained to the storm.

"It's as if you're very familiar with him, did you think she was a woman at first, and you peeked at him taking a shower, but she was beaten very badly?" Feng Bo looked at Wu Wei's understanding of the other party very well, and guessed, "Seeing that you are so, is it still very likely." ”

"I know him well because his father is my uncle and I have been playing at his house since I was a child. Wu Wei hurriedly cleared up the relationship, if this reached the other party's ears, he would be beaten again.

Fengbo looked Wu Wei up and down, and mocked: "You don't look in the mirror to see your appearance, people have to look like a flower, you look at you again, the whole dog tail grass." ”

"Ghosts are compared to him, and there are only a few men in the whole universe who grow like that. ”

"Okay, let's not mention him, comparing his appearance hurts our self-esteem, we just need to put him in the category of women and be psychologically balanced. But I won't invite him on a date, dinner, or a movie. Wu Wei teased with the scars of the storm.

"You wait for me, and one day I will take revenge. Feng Bo threatened viciously.

"Don't worry, I won't tell you, after all, if you let him know that I let you go, I'll be unlucky. After speaking, Wu Wei seemed to remember something, and subconsciously looked around, he was also an accomplice, fortunately he was not found just now.

"Okay, don't mention the past, let's go to the next target, and I'll help you choose this time to make sure you don't make any more mistakes. ”

"Don't choose, choose yourself. After saying that, Feng Bo turned his head and left, and if he stayed any longer, Feng Bo felt that he would be played to death by Wu Wei.

"Hey, don't go, our plan to pick up girls has just started, you don't want everyone to be beautiful, you don't want a pure jade girl, you don't want a stunning beauty!" Wu Wei chased the storm and tempted.

But the turmoil was completely unmoved, and he planned to run away without looking back.