Chapter 142: She Says There Are Zombies
Inside the house, Chong Xueyun heard the sound of rolling outside, so she secretly looked through the crack in the door, and sure enough, the guy was really rolling on the ground, which made people laugh and funny, like a clown.
With a squeak, Chong Xueyun couldn't help it, opened the door and stepped out, and said abruptly: "Go out and roll, don't roll here." β
"Xue Yun, you open the door. Tang Fan hurriedly got up, stepped in front of the woman in two steps, and said with a smile: "Xue Yun, I'm so happy to see you." β
"Why didn't you die, why didn't you die, it's a good thing to worry. Chong Xueyun was angry and scolded him viciously.
No, this chick really wants me to die, what good will it do her if Lao Tzu dies. Tang Fan bared his teeth and smiled: "Xue Yun, my life is very big, Lord Yama doesn't dare to accept it, otherwise I will copy his underground kingdom." β
"Poof!" Chong Xueyun couldn't help but sneer, but she also glared at him and scolded: "I have no face and no skin, so I know that I can talk sweetly." β
"Hey, why haven't you seen Xue Yun for a few daysβ"
"What's wrong with me?" Chong Xueyun followed his words and looked down at herself, could there be something wrong with me!
"You changed into a black shirt, I almost didn't recognize you. β
"Nozzle!" Chong Xueyun stretched out her hand and slammed it the top of the guy's head.
"Oops, you're hitting me again. "Tang Fan is holding his head, grandma's, this chick definitely has violent tendencies, and Lao Tzu will be beaten to death by her sooner or later.
"Hmph, ask you to coax me, this chivalrous woman is not uncommon. With that, Chong Xueyun turned around and walked into the house, but couldn't help but smile secretly on her face.
What kind of sin did Lao Tzu create in his last life, after coming to this world, he was slapped by three or four women non-stop, and the perverted woman in the Western Regions slapped herself viciously a few days ago, but I didn't expect to meet this girl now and be pumped again, who did I provoke!
But complaining is complaining, Tang Fan's legs and feet are not idle, he took advantage of Xueyun's front foot to go in, and he didn't heel on his heels.
"Xue Yun, it was a misunderstanding last time, anyway, I'm fine now, and I will never do it again in the future. β
"It doesn't matter to me whether you commit a crime or not, you can talk to whoever you like, my ears want to be quiet. β
"Xue Yun, then why are you here?" Tang Fan said in his heart, since you are a chick who ignores me, then I don't want you, so I don't believe that she doesn't answer.
Chong Xueyun tilted her head and didn't look at him.
"Xue Yun, if you don't want to speak, don't hold it for too long, in case something gets sick, it won't be good. The guy continued to carry forward the spirit of stalking.
"Shut up, you're annoying. Chong Xueyun scolded viciously.
"You're finally willing to talk to me. β
"You-" Chong Xueyun wanted to open her mouth to insult him, but for some reason she was a little reluctant to see this guy's hippie smiling face.
"It's not because of you that I'm here!"
Tang Fan scratched his head and didn't know what she meant, and asked, "I don't understand!"
"You're a big watermelon, stupid as a pig. Chong Xueyun said coldly: "Didn't you leave a strip of cloth under that subordinate, and when I found somewhere to see the words on the cloth, what a big river to the east, I chased the river all the way." β
"Ah, you're chasing me?" Tang Fan said unintentionally.
"Phew!" you shameless disciple, the ghost is chasing you. When Chong Xueyun heard him say frivolous words, she was angry in her heart, and her fist stretched out and hit the man's chest directly.
"Oops!" Tang Fan's body bounced backwards, and with a bang, he was slamming into the wall.
"Tell you to talk nonsense, look for a fight!" Chong Xueyun snorted arrogantly and coldly.
Lao Tzu is gone, sooner or later he will be crippled by her, and he feels like he is about to lose his breath in his chest. Tang Fan propped up his body hard, didn't dare to answer, and stood alone.
Why didn't this guy speak, did he want to play some tricks? Chong Xueyun looked at him silently, and asked again: "Hey, why don't you speak, do you want to fight again?" β
Damn, this chick is so hateful, she has to play Lao Tzu to death before she is willing. I'm not going to say it, let's see what she can do. Tang Fan turned away from her and faced the wall.
"Click" A few footsteps, Chong Xueyun walked lightly to the man, and squeezed his hand.
"Oops, it hurts, it hurts, my ears are going to break. Tang Fan leaned against the wall and shouted.
"Ask me!" Chong Xueyun asked.
Lao Tzu was about to be played to death by her, and he didn't come in if he knew it, what a crime. I had no choice but to beg for mercy: "I asked, I asked, Xue Yun, why are you here?"
Didn't I just say that I saw the news you left behind, so I came and took a look, who knew that I would meet you here, no, how could you be here? And the wounds on your body, how can they get better so quickly, the legend says that the person who ambushes the "poisonous evil" will not die but will be crippled, how can you seem to have no injuries at all.
Damn, I've never seen such a question, this girl is so domineering, ten times more powerful than Duanmu Shihan, no, it should be a hundred times.
"Xue Yun, you let go first, my ears are going to be broken. β
"Press the ......" Chong Xueyun said in a long voice, and asked: "Say!"
"I got the help of a miracle doctor, she saved me, otherwise I would have died tragically in the wilderness, and then I happened to pass by here, and I happened to meet you again. He confessed honestly in one breath.
"How simple is it? You didn't deceive me? Are you lying?" asked Chong Xueyun repeatedly.
"Really, I swear, swear!"
"Send your head, why do you swear to me, I don't know if that sentence is true or false. But as long as you're okay, that's fine, if you're deadβ"
"You care about me!" Tang Fan continued.
"Phew, I don't care about cats and dogs, I don't care about you, it's less smelly and beautiful. β
"Yes, yes, I knew that no one ever cared about me, and I was dead. β
"Hmph, count yourself as self-aware. β
I'm really angry, this girl can't be gentle, she has to make herself the biggest, so that Lao Tzu will have no face. If only Huihui's good girl was here, maybe I'll get myself food when I'm hungry now.
"I was hungry and had to travel for a long time. He deliberately said it.
"Hmph, I won't get food when I'm hungry, wait a minute, I'm hungry when you say it, I blame you, even mine. Chong Xueyun read domineeringly.
Tang Fan rolled his eyes, he wanted to pretend to be Keling and let this chick get it for herself, but she didn't expect her to ask me to do it instead, which was too gentle.
He spread his hands, shook his head, and said, "I won't do it, it's a big deal to starve." β
Chong Xueyun glared at him, then smiled again: "By the way, I forgot that someone would do it." β
What did she mean by that? Tang Fan hurriedly looked at the house, and only then did he realize that the owner of this house was the owner? He hurriedly asked, "Hey, why is it only you, this family?"
"Of course it's here!" Chong Xueyun took a few steps forward, and when she opened a long curtain, no, a big man and a woman in her thirties were tied hand and foot, and their mouths were covered by stuff.
No way!!
Tang Fan's eyes widened, swallowed his saliva and looked at the couple, this chick is too much, not to mention occupying other people's territory, she actually tied up others, how did she get the title of chivalrous woman?
Chong Xueyun looked at the couple, cut the rope that bound the woman with a sword, took out the thing stuffed in the woman's mouth, and said angrily: "Hurry up and get food, or I will!" She slashed the soft finger sword, and with a snort, the curtain in front of her was cut in two.
"Spare your life!" the woman dared to shout, and was immediately frightened and begged for mercy: "Heroine, spare your life!"
"If you want to live, you don't want to make food quickly, if you don't do it well, you will be killed with a knife. β
"Yes, yes!" the woman hurried to the firewood room.
On the side, Tang Fan stared at Chong Xueyun with a domineering attitude, and felt cold for a while, what a powerful chick.
"What are you looking at, haven't you seen this heroine?" Chong Xueyun snorted coldly at him.
"Xue Yun, I'm here!" Tang Fan stepped over in two steps and said with a smile: "Wouldn't it be bad for you to do this?" β
"I want you to take care of it!" Chong Xueyun frowned angrily, thinking that on the day of the Tumen family, Huo'er came again. She stretched out her hand, pinched Tang Fan's ear, and scolded: "I told you to be disobedient!"
"It hurts!"
"I know why I was in the limelight that day, and I almost died, a big winter melon. β
"Isn't it okay for me, I promise to listen to you in the future. β
"It's pretty much the same!" Chong Xueyun let go of her hand and said lightly: "By the way, why did you want to come here, you shouldn't be walking around." β
"Of course it's not a mess, I'm going?" Tang Fan thought about it for a while, although she seemed to be a little fierce and domineering, but her kindness to herself was evident, and it stands to reason that she shouldn't hide it from her. "I'm going to have a good time, I heard there's-"
"Shhhhh
Uh, Tang Fan's brain was confused, what was wrong with her, didn't she just mention a place name, it was necessary to be so abnormal.
"Xue Yun, what's wrong with Youyou?"
"You also mentioned, do you know that there is a place that has been gloomy since ancient times, and it is rumored that there are unjust souls haunted where, and today on the way here, I heard that there seems to be a zombie infestation over there, do you want to send it to death?"
Corpse??
Tang Fan read along, his brain went blank, Lao Tzu heard it right, there are zombies?
"Stupid, be quiet, this place is not far from the quiet, you can't stop for a while. β
"Xue Yun, is it like this?" Tang Fan roughly learned how to beat zombies, stretched out his hands, and his whole person jumped a few times.
"Ah, what are you going to do?" Chong Xueyun saw him jump and jump, she was not scared, and stretched out her foot, ready to kick this guy viciously.
Oh?
This time, Tang Fan's eyes were quick, and when he saw Xue Yun's peerless beautiful legs flying, he was so frightened that he flashed, and only then did he survive the blow of the woman's beautiful legs. "Xue Yun, what are you going to do?"
"What am I doing, aren't you crazy, I think you've also been poisoned by zombies. β
Hehe, Tang Fan said with a smile: "I just learned how to walk as zombies, don't they all jump like this?"
"Jump your head, have you seen it?"
"Nothing?"
"Then what are you jumping, be careful that this chivalrous girl slaughters you like a zombie. β
"Since there are zombies here, why are you still here?" Tang Fan asked.