Chapter 35: There is no mistake

Located halfway up the Xianchen Peak, in the valley between the main peak and Azure Peak, there are round rocks everywhere. In the cracks of the rocks, there is a stream that flows, and the water slides along the large boulders, winding for hundreds of meters, and then slowly seeps into the surface until there is no trace of the water.

Tang Zimo was standing in the lower reaches of the rock, and he saw a mountain spring erupt from the magma on the surface, up to about half a zhang, and then flow into a semi-enclosed tank artificially built by a beast-shaped toad like a fountain. The beast's mouth spat out clear water, and the water was the size of a finger, clear and transparent.

Looking at such a clear mountain spring, Tang Zimo sighed: "The natural mountain spring is absolutely not polluted, and it is truly authentic." ”

Watching the mountain spring gushing out of the surface, this guy couldn't help but bow his head down, take a big mouth, and the sweet mountain spring invaded his mouth, enjoying the morning dew spring.

Less than a few seconds later, Tang Zimo raised his head from the spring, he had a large mouthful of water in his mouth, only to hear the gurgling for a while, the spring water rolled in his mouth, the sound was very rhythmic, and it looked a little funny.

"Hey, where is the smoke?" Tang Zimo unintentionally saw a cloud coming out in front of the rocks, so he prepared to walk to the white smoke place, bypassed a few huge rocks, and came to the edge of the cliff to take a look. At the bottom of the steep cliff, I vaguely saw a large and non-small spring pond reflected below, and the fairy pond was emitting a trace of blue and white smoke and dust, and the white steam was steaming.

It is also a cliff cliff more than ten zhang away from the spring pool, and it looks like a layer of smoke and dust shrouded in the cliff fairy painting, giving people a kind of endless imagination beauty. Looking at the beautiful scenery in front of you, it is really refreshing and unforgettable.

"Such a beautiful fairyland, it's really worth the trip!" Tang Zimo stretched out his hand to touch the mist on the edge of the cliff, only to feel that the steaming clouds were very cold, at this moment he really had an urge to jump into the fairy pool, if it wasn't for the fact that it was now in the late spring and summer, and he was busy right now, otherwise he really wanted to go down and swim now.

This guy secretly glanced at his lips and smiled, wouldn't it be refreshing to go down and swim in the summer in a few days.

"Whoa, whoa—" At this moment, a birdsong suddenly sounded in the sky.

Hearing the sound, Tang Zimo looked for the source of the sound and looked up, only to see a leading white crane flying and chirping in the sky, followed closely by five or six companions, soaring between the three peaks.

Watching the white crane soar freely in the sky, this guy suddenly remembered that he was diving. "Oops, I forgot about business!"

He hurried to the fountain, and sure enough, a pair of barrels with rounded corners were already on the side. Looking at the wooden barrel, Tang Zimo shook his head helplessly, presumably the diving disciple before him knew that I was taking his place, and that guy must be glancing at his mouth and smiling now.

Tang Zimo bent down, filled the bucket with water and prepared to jump up the bucket, wow, it sank, it was so heavy! He wanted to put the bucket down, but he couldn't rest. "Grandma's, who invented this round bucket, I really want to his sister. ”

At the moment, there is no other way, it seems that there is only a scalp to pick. Tang Zimo shouted, finally put the bucket on his shoulder, took a big step, his body staggered back and forth, and the water in the bucket spilled all the way.

Along the way, I don't know how many disciples set their eyes on him. A disciple in Tsing Yi pointed out: "Look, that's not the apprentice of the master, why did he go diving?"

Tang Zimo saw those disciples laughing at himself, and muttered in his heart, "Lao Tzu, this is called coming from the group to the masses, you are illiterate." ”

A female disciple in Tsing Yi shouted again: "Senior brother, are you tired!"

Isn't this nonsense, I didn't see Lao Tzu sweating profusely! Tang Zimo didn't answer, shook his head and continued to walk forward.

Coincidentally, at this moment, Xuanying and a few little disciples happened to come over, and when they saw Tang Zimo jumping into the water, Xuanying made a cheering posture and shouted, "Senior brother, you have to come on." ”

It's not you who pick it, come on, it's best not to take the water that Lao Tzu has worked so hard to pick up to take a bath, otherwise you will have to strip off your skin! Tang Zimo staggered all the way to the top of the mountain with a complaining mentality, and when he arrived at the top of the mountain, there was not much water left in the bucket.

"Now I have to go to the East Kitchen, I don't know where it is? Hey, I'll have to find it myself. Tang Zimo searched for a long time and finally saw a wooden house that looked like a hall, jumped into the water and walked directly in.

This is the first time Tang Zimo has come to the East Kitchen, that is, to manage logistics, but what makes him strange is that there is no one in the hall?

Tang Zimo carried the water to the backyard and found the stove and firewood house, and poured the water into the storage vat.

After the two halves of the bucket of water were poured, the guy's eyes sank, and he shouted: "I'm pouring, this tank is inevitably too big, the water I just picked up didn't even fill the bottom of the tank, and it will kill people if it goes on like this." ”

Tang Zimo immediately put down the bucket and complained: "I protest, I want to sue you for abuse, I want to ......"

"You-say-what-?" suddenly a woman's voice came from behind the young man.

Hearing this, Tang Zimo hurriedly turned around, "Hey, where did the fat woman come from?"

The visitor was a relatively obese woman, wearing a long dress with a hundred flowers, her hair was coiled up on the top of her head, a big red embroidered saucer hairpin was inserted between the hair, and she was stepping on a pair of flat shoes that looked like shoes but not shoes.

The woman looked at the young man inside, she crossed her hands on her hips, and Huo Ran said: "If you dare to talk nonsense and complain again, I can't spare you, old lady, fill the jar for me immediately, and then go to chop bamboo and pick firewood, otherwise the rice bucket will not be smelled by you." ”

Looking at the fat woman in front of him, Tang Zimo was stupid, completely speechless. At this moment, he has an urge to die, isn't this the image of the legendary charter wife, why don't you let yourself meet it, God you will kill me with a thunderbolt.

This guy Huo Ran asked, "Who are you, why did you order me!"

The woman shouted: "I am the proprietress of the East Kitchen!" Tang Zimo, you'd better not play any tricks with me, even if you are the apprentice of the head of the house, but I have the final say in the East Kitchen, since you come to me now, you naturally have to do what the old lady says. Hmph, even your master has to eat the tofu made by the old lady, what kind of tofu, it's a delicacy!"

Hearing the words of the fat woman, it made Tang Zimo feel a chill, this pig woman is really not shocking, and she was really thundered.

"Look at it, haven't you seen the old lady look beautiful. The woman looked at Tang Zimo and said.

Just like her, it's also called beautiful, aren't all women in the world beautiful, look at her, Lao Tzu wants to vomit! Tang Zimo pretended to be pitiful and said: "Which, I'm a little hungry, can you first-"

"Go immediately-" The fat woman immediately interrupted Tang Zimo's words, and at the same time, her left hand reached behind her back, and she actually pulled out a pig-killing knife from her waist behind her back.

Oh, this pig woman is going crazy. Seeing that the other party's momentum is compelling, the thirty-six plans are the best plan, and if I can't win, can't I still run! Tang Zimo's eyes were quick, he twisted up two buckets with one hand and pulled up the burden with the other, and flew out.

"Count your kid running fast, if you can't finish your work today, the old lady won't give you white tofu. The woman's voice was extremely loud.

Outside, although Tang Zimo had run far away, he still heard the fat woman's voice. "What, her tofu! I vomit, but I don't want to stick money. "No, white tofu? Tang Zimo thought about it carefully, it seems that the beans he has eaten on the mountain in the past few days, isn't it, it turns out to be her?"

Vomit, vomit, vomit...... Tang Zimo was nauseated and vomited while jumping the empty bucket, and said in his heart, don't think about it, otherwise you will have to go on a hunger strike in the future. No, I have to have fun and forget about the non-frightening scene.

Yes, it was much more comfortable to hum two songs, and he looked left and right at no one, so he hummed:

I pick, I pick, I pick!

Staggered, staggered, the pot is the most handsome. The boy hummed a strange divine comedy, and danced two empty barrels and swayed towards the mountainside.

One, two, three, three, two, one, tired to the point of miserable.

A handsome guy, pick and drink water, hehe, pick and drink water.

Two pig women, grab the water to drink, hehe, grab the water to drink.

Three disciples, no, no water to drink, hehe, no water to drink.

I said why, why, why, the more the water was picked, the less and less the water became.

You say why, why, why, because you mistreat me, you mistreat me, you abuse me.

A handsome guy, pick and drink, two...... After humming a song, he continued: "It's a really good day, and everything you want can come true." ”

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When the bucket was filled, he sang a tune all the way back.

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Two hours later, with Tang Zimo's voice of satisfaction, it was just enough! Looking at the achievements of a morning, his face was full of joy and closed the cylinder head.

He was about to leave, and when he didn't step out of his nose and sniffed, what a smell, so fragrant! muttered, Tang Zimo was already drumming hungry.

Look at the hourglass, it's time for lunch, and they must be making lunch when they smell it. So Tang Zimo secretly buried his head and prepared to go to another wooden house that was only separated by a wall.

After taking a few steps, the smell of fragrant delicacies wafted from a small door, and the smell wafted out, and the old man with his tongue sticking out of his tongue couldn't bear it anymore, and ran into the house without thinking about it.

"Ouch, who doesn't have long eyes!" suddenly came a woman's scream at the doorway of the house.

"Hey, what is it that sticks to Lao Tzu's face, it feels soft, like steamed buns?" When Tang Zimo looked up, the pig woman was staring at him viciously, and at this time, the two pieces of white tofu in the fat woman's hand had been smashed into smithereens, sticking to her chest like bean dregs.

By the stove, there were two female figures looking at all this stupidly, and one of the women whispered in surprise: "Who is this person who ran in, why haven't you seen it?"

"Stinky-small-son, accompany the old lady tofu!" the fat woman roared.

I poured, completely defeated by her language, accompany you tofu, why don't you accompany Lao Tzu's tofu, and make people's faces full of tofu scum. "Oh, Tang Zimo hurriedly pointed behind the fat woman and shouted: Burn, burn, burn!"

Yikes!!

The two women by the stove came back to their senses together, only to notice that the food in front of them was actually burned, and the two immediately shouted in panic.