Lu Xueman put his phone on the cooking table and pulled out to make noodles. [Ran^Text^Library] []

The screen lights up and a text message pops up.

Quan Mutian leaned over to take a look, the smile on the corner of his mouth froze, and his demonic handsome face instantly became gloomy.

"Where have you and Situ Xin developed?"

A cold and deep voice came from behind, Lu Xueman concentrated on cooking noodles, he didn't expect him to suddenly change his face, he couldn't help but tremble, but quickly regained his composure.

"That's what you see. ”

"What do I see?"

There was a cold smell in the kitchen, and although she was furious in her heart, she was still unforgiving in her mouth.

"Mr. Quan, your memory is extraordinary, one second you said you couldn't remember, the next second you remembered. For an abnormal species like yours, how can I know what the relationship between me and Situ Xin is in your eyes?"

Gently lifting the ball back, Lu Xueman played Tai Chi with him.

A certain man's heart was congested for a while, and his face was extremely stinky, "Lu Xueman, you'd better answer my question head-on!"

Who to scare!

Please, figure it out?

This is my home, you can change your face if you want to, and you can interrogate if you want to interrogate, which green onion are you!

Snorting disdainfully, she opened the refrigerator and took out an egg and a packet of non-washable, pollution-free rape, and said lukewarmly.

"I've already answered. You think we are a couple, and that is a pair of little lovers. It's like boiling noodles, whether you want to add eggs, vegetables or sausages, a great value lunch or a set menu of your choice, it's up to you!"

This woman wants to me off!

Quan Mutian was crazy and just wanted to scratch the wall, the corners of his mouth twitched, but he forcibly suppressed his anger.

If you get angry now, I'll lose.

They want to use the method of agitation to drive me away, but there is not even a crack in the door! Situ Xin will be here soon, I want to stay and see what their relationship is!

Stiffly raising the corners of his lips, he said lightly, "Two eggs, the yolk is medium-rare." ”

"Do you want greens?"

"Yes!"

"Wait. ”

This guy's belly is so black that it will be miserable if he didn't like it in the past.

Today, this beast on the verge of rage has instantly turned into a loyal dog, so weird?

Did I break his head?

Ahem......

Ami Tofu, whoever let him sneak in deserves to be beaten to death by me!

Put the noodles in a bowl, calm the town with purified water, then pour in the beef brisket soup and beef, and finally add two poached eggs and blanched vegetable leaves, and the supper is done.

"Hurry up and eat, eat early and get out of the egg early. ”

Although Quan Mutian rolled his eyes in the second half of her anger, he was dumbfounded when he saw the noodles in the bowl.

Looking at the steaming beef brisket noodles incredibly, Quan Mutian swallowed his saliva silently and blinked his eyes, still in disbelief.

The noodles look so good, is she really doing it?

She was notoriously a family idiot who couldn't even use a toaster when she first got married. Now I can not only cook noodles, but also make eight ripe poached eggs, which is a rapid progress!

"I can't see that you still have the potential to be a good wife and mother!"

He tentatively took a sip of the soup, which tasted good, but the beef broth must not have been made by her.

Looking at Quan Mutian's cautious appearance, she couldn't help but start complaining, "If I wanted to poison you, I wouldn't give it to you myself." Just look for any opportunity that will make you a hundred. ”

"You're so vicious, do you know the baby in your belly?"

"When I meet a black-bellied and unscrupulous thing like you, I'm not vicious, I'm just afraid that I will be sold by you, and I will count the money for you!"

"Why am I black-bellied, and where is I unscrupulous?"

"A few days ago, you yourself admitted it in the café, do you still need me to reason with the facts? Quan Mutian, do you think it's interesting to pretend to be stupid?"

Coldly glanced at him, Lu Xueman was a little thirsty, and got up to pour water.

"Bring me a drink. ”

"If you want to drink water, go back to your house and drink it. She raised her head and drank half a cup of cold water.

"By the way, pour me a glass of water, it can exhaust you!"

She curled the corners of her lips with a smile, and said unhurriedly, "It's a gesture to others, and it's ...... I really can't do it!"

Quan Mutian was so crazy that he was almost mad, but he couldn't have a seizure, so he had to eat noodles with his head bored.

This was the first time he experienced what it means to turn grief and anger into appetite.

No wonder whenever she's in a bad mood, she'll eat a lot. This trick is really to vent anger, heal wounds, and travel at home is a must!

The man at the table ate his heart, and soon a thin layer of sweat oozed from his forehead, looking at him gobbling up, Lu Xueman felt a strange emotion in his heart.

As soon as Lorraine appeared, he couldn't help it, he was pulled by the woman everywhere, but he looked like a bear in front of him, and he hadn't had dinner at nine o'clock.

If you don't do it, you won't die.

He deserved to make himself so miserable!

Looking down at his phone, Lu Xueman found Situ Xin's text message, and understood the reason why the man was mad in seconds.

Flower rub!

Does his family run a vinegar factory? He is jealous at every turn, and he is really hopeless!

A certain woman was about to call Situ Xin and tell him not to come over tonight, but the number had not been dialed out yet, and the messy footsteps were getting closer and closer.

"Long ......"

"I'm in the kitchen. Situ Xin's voice was full of drunkenness, she walked out, but was grabbed by Quan Mutian's wrist, "I haven't finished eating, don't leave." ”

"What country are you talking about?

"Finish eating with me, okay?"

His deep eyes glowed with a beautiful luster, and he softened his breath, so that no one refused.

But without waiting for Lu Xueman to answer, the other one came over, "Let it go, why are you pulling her? You are already divorced." ”

Situ Signal weighed a cup and poured.

At this moment, his cheeks were red, his peach blossom eyes seemed to be dyed with a layer of mist, and his hazy gaze was very seductive.

In Quan Mutian's view, he is the number one rival.

However, in Lu Xueman's eyes, he is just a drunk cat.

All I have to do now is to throw the person on the bed and let him go to see Zhou Gong.

When he woke up the next day, even with the chili water and the tiger chair, he couldn't remember what he had done the night before.

“...... I'll have a supper, too. ”

The noodles were placed on the glass table, Lu Xueman covered his vision with his body, and pushed him out, "The noodles are gone, you go to sleep." ”

Scratching his head, he always felt that he had seen a lot of delicious food, and he stuck to the door frame and refused to leave the kitchen.

"Manman, I'm hungry, what should I do?"

Cold!

A woman reached out and pushed his face away, "...... You won't be hungry when you fall asleep. ”

"Really?"

The drunk Situ Xin is like a naughty child, although he is persistent, but he is very coaxing. She has a lot of experience in this area.

"It's more real than pearls, you are obedient, go to sleep. ”

After walking a few steps, she turned back again, looked at Lu Xueman fixedly and asked, "...... Where do I sleep?"

"Sofas, guest rooms, whatever!"

"Then I'll go to sleep......"

He pointed to the guest room and the sofa with a confused expression, and paused for a moment to resolutely walk towards the master bedroom.

A woman thought it was done, turned around satisfied, and didn't notice that her male girlfriend had gone to the wrong place.

A large bowl of noodles was eaten cleanly, and there was not a drop of beef broth left.

How long has this man been hungry?

In other words, you shouldn't be full of love and water, and you don't want to eat in your life, right? Only when she is not there, will you return to being a normal person.

It's funny for a big man to live like this!

Putting the dishes and chopsticks into the sink, she said impatiently, "Since you're done eating, you can go." ”

Quan Mutian raised his eyebrows and looked at the master bedroom, staring directly at the large-character figure on the bed, as if he wanted to stare Situ Xin out of two holes.

"What about him?"

A man gritted his teeth when he asked, but Lu Xueman didn't care, "You didn't see that he was drunk?"

It turns out that this is the welfare of the drunk!

"If I'm drunk, can I stay here?"

Putting the dishes and chopsticks in the dishwasher, she looked coldly at the man with a jealous face, and refused, "No!"

"Why can't he and I can't?"

"Because of that, the science makes sense. ”

Stretching out his hand and pulling a chair, Quan Mutian lifted Erlang's legs and hugged his shoulders to seal the door, "I don't accept it! ”

He actually learned to block the door!

I haven't seen him for a month, and this man is getting more and more scoundrels!

Such a big one blocked the doorway, even if she could fly on the grass, she couldn't get out.

A group of grass and mud horses galloped past in Lu Xueman's heart, looked at him with a frown, and asked rhetorically, "What do you want me to explain?"

“......”

Looking at her fierce gaze, Quan Mutian's manic mood immediately regained his calmness, and he touched his chin and began to think of countermeasures.

If Situ Xin can stay, why can't he live here? As the saying goes, his wife should be optimistic, and he should not be taken advantage of by others.

What can be done to stay?

He lowered his eyes, his bony fingers tapping rhythmically against the seams of his trousers.

As long as he showed this expression, nine times out of ten he was thinking of a ghostly idea. Lu Xueman didn't want to be calculated by him, so he asked, "What do you want to say, but what you say!"

"I want to say...... Oops, why did it suddenly break up? It must be that the noodles you made are so delicious that I forgot what I wanted to say. ”

Oh I'll go, can you find a more reliable reason?

Pointing to the door, she made a gesture for the demon to retreat, "It doesn't matter if you can't remember, you can go back and think slowly." ”

"But I can't remember until I'm sitting here......"

The deep eyes floated with crystal clear light, and the sparkling crystal light was incomprehensible.

The male god concentrates on selling cuteness, but in exchange for a cold eye.

"It's ineffective to sell cute, get up!"

This guy is addicted to selling cuteness, there is wood?

Quan Mutian, in the past, you were extremely cold, everyone loved you, and the car saw the car.

A good male god is not right, but you don't learn it well! How old are you, can you be cute?

"Get up!

He sat there motionless, like an iron wall.

Lu Xueman opened the drawer, took out a rolling pin, and slammed it on the kneecaps of his legs, "Can you walk?" If you break your knee, you can only use a wheelchair for the rest of your life!"

The most poisonous woman's heart!

I'm your kissing husband, how can you do it!

The little woman was panting tiredly, Quan Mutian couldn't help but feel distressed, and silently changed the topic, "I can go." However, you have to promise me one condition. ”