"When the unbelievable appears in front of your eyes, don't panic, don't be surprised, just let him go" - Salted fish road long words (quack quack, quack, ask for collection, ask for recommendation, ask for subscription, soulless people).

"When I woke up in the morning, I looked around and found that this was not a familiar home, but a strange pit, and under me it was not a reef that was almost flat with my scales, but a hard metal floor and a large soft cushion, but the fur was not very good, and it was not a fine fur...... Heh, still a little sleepy, I decided to lie down and sleep a little longer. So, I lay down and pulled up a large piece of soft, tattered skin and put it over me...... Call...... Call.

Hmm, it's so soft and comfortable, I want to ask why this mattress is so soft...... Of course, the skin of the pichu that was picked off yesterday is soft...... Ho Ho Ho Ho ......"

Charlotte covered her mouth and smiled, and suddenly realized that her vision was dark......

A 'small' white tiger appeared on the edge of the pit, blocking his view.

"Yo, Bai Erhu, what's the matter so early?" Charlotte asked lazily, swallowing the snake letter.

The tiger posed as a waiter: "Dear, early in the morning, it's not good to waste time in the bed, Wolong Mountain is a good place for you to visit, and all kinds of things are worth seeing, but to visit such attractions, a perfect tour guide is a must." As he spoke, he bared his teeth, revealing a row of snow-white and shiny teeth brushed by black toothpaste: "Dear, it's a specific discount time, and the previous one is selected, and he will get a free trip to Wolong Mountain, and he will also receive a small gift." It stood up, wiped its two paws behind its back, and when it was taken out again, the big paws were already full of keychains and lighters" Dear, as long as 998, a qualified tour guide to take it home, not only can it be done, but also can snap Ouch, the mouth is fast, in short, a good tour guide is your indispensable choice. ”

Then, a burst of golden light flashed, and Charlotte only felt that her 24k titanium snake eyes were about to be flashed.

"Dangdang~ Dangdang, dear, as long as 998 Oh, don't hesitate, come quickly. Bai Erhu posed, only to see that he was wearing a leather jacket and a cowboy hat, and a group of tigers were painted with Indian-style patterns on their faces.

Charlotte looked at the big pocket on her waist with some embarrassment, which was said to be worth two thousand dollars, which was specially provided by the travelers for his short-term life in Wolong Mountain, and now he would have to draw 998 yuan for a trip, to be honest, he really felt a little reluctant. Poor bear child, I haven't seen the world in my life, I don't know what bargaining is, and I don't know if I'm caught, alas~ Don't you see the treacherous laughter of the pit tiger?

"Dear, don't hesitate, decide quickly, if you miss it, it's gone, ah no, it's that after this village, there will be no store, meow~!" Bai Erwu is a little anxious, he has already started to sell cuteness in the section cao.

Gritting her teeth, Charlotte glared at her: "Go!"

"I know that my relatives will not miss this opportunity. Bai Erhu smiled and took the bill handed over by the other party with his tail, accepted it quickly, and then found two dollars with a denomination of one dollar and handed them back.

Charlotte followed behind the other with some pain, her huge body swimming across the ground, and suddenly, he stopped.

"What's wrong?

Bai Erhu looked back suspiciously, he didn't want to let his big customer run away like this.

"I'm too big to be convenient, wait for me for a while. ”

With that, Charlotte swam back into the pit, and there was a sound of flesh peeling.

After a while, a blood-colored python swam out.

"Mamma Mia!" Bai Erhu was startled.

"Don't be afraid, it's just a split of me. The python spit out the snake and said, only to see that the python was nearly ten meters long, with a waist as thick as a bucket and black scales. This is the talent of the Sauron clan, there are nine heads, except for the one in the center, the other eight heads are separated, which can be used to escape at critical moments.

Bai Erhu wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead, "Then let's go." ”

A white tiger with a big python, majestically patrolling on the territory of Wolong Mountain, both beasts are wearing a big cowboy hat on their heads, it is estimated that the white tiger came from the light factory.

"Guide, what is that place?" "It should be the power distribution room." Bai Erhu looked at the sign on the door speechlessly, the font on the sign seemed to be Lishu, the font was like an iron painting silver hook, vigorous and powerful, but the content was quite hilarious, "I rub, 'a little crispy and a little numb' who posted the sign is too obscene." ”

There is no doubt that there is only one person in Wolong Mountain who can write with solemn and beautiful ancient Chinese characters to bring such a silk breath - Zhang Tianchi.

"Guide, what's there?" "I'll take a look...... Well, the 'cold of the day' should be an ice storehouse, yes. "Can you go in and have a look?" "-68 degrees Celsius, do you want to try what it feels like to be a popsicle?" "......"

"Tour Guide ......" "'Taoyuan Honey Valley'...... Day, that's supposed to be the Botanical Garden. "Is there a kind of fruit?" Charlotte licked her lips, "Shall we go in and have a look?" "Damn you, it's the botanical garden of the animals in the Research Department, God knows if we eat the fruit or the fruit eats us." ”

"Guide ......" ""Drenching" is a water recycling plant...... Nothing to look at, just a bunch of pools. ”

"Guide, that ......" the python shouted with its tail pointing at the flashing multicolored door. Bai Erhu looked at the door speechlessly, there were two door god paintings pasted on the door, a word of inverted blessing was pasted on the lintel, and a banner on his head beckoned wealth and treasure, "Well, it should be a leisure center" Bai Erhu moved closer and put his ears close to ...... I heard a shrill singing from inside the door, "I wiped my tears...... It's not a sin for a man to cry, let's cry...... What's the matter, you're tired・・・・・・" "It's not open yet, the system is debugging the audio equipment, let's come later." ”

Walk a little longer, "It's supposed to be the infirmary ahead...... Well, what is the old lewd man doing there?" I saw Zhang Tianchi moving obscenely with something pasted on the door of the infirmary, with a bucket of paint and a roll of red paper at his feet.

"Wow" Zhang Tianchi spread the thing on the door of the infirmary, revealing a wicked smile.

Bai Erhu crooked his mouth and read out the words on the door: "Night Duty Sick Building......"

"Guided ......"

"Don't ask, child, sure enough, that dead lewd, trivial one, poisoned teenagers. Bai Erhu said bitterly.

Zhang Tianchi turned his head violently, "Who scolded me?" ...... Seeing that the corridor was empty, he looked left and right for a while, and then snorted unwillingly "dead dog" and turned his head back.

"Death is trivial, and the spiritual sense is so strong. After the corridor turned, Bai Erhu stood with his feet upright, his back against the wall, and the tiger's claws drooped against the wall. Charlotte on the side was in a ball.

"Can't you hide if you can't be provoked? Go, strategic shift. A tiger and a snake pressed against the wall, and their feet moved away with small broken steps......