Chapter 303: Stupid or Two?
"Even such tedious and dull data, I remember it clearly, Song Guogong really cultivated a good courtier for me!" Yu Shaoxi avoided a positive answer, but said appreciatively to Song Sizhe, and then secretly glanced at Situ Yuntian and shook his head in disappointment. 【】
Situ Yuntian stubbornly said: "Your Majesty, Weichen is not convinced! The question asked by Lin Yu just now is too tricky, and Weichen has been busy with disaster relief recently, and he doesn't have much time to check the data compiled by his master, so he can't answer." And Lord Song lives in the upper study on weekdays, so he is naturally very familiar with those data, so he can answer fluently. ”
Yu Shaoxi nodded, and was about to uncover this, when Lin Yu spoke again.
"If that's what you're saying, I'll ask you a simple question! Lin Yu didn't give Yu Shaoxi a chance to speak at all, and directly grabbed the conversation and asked: "Tell me, how many porridge factories have been opened in this disaster relief? How much grain has been distributed to the victims? Are there any businessmen who have taken the opportunity to raise prices? Are there any people who pretend to be victims to collect food?"
"I ...... I went to the disaster relief in person, and I am not responsible for those trivial things, if I have to come and ask every time I open a porridge factory to distribute grain, then what are those county orders doing?" Situ Yuntian said with a stiff neck, and secretly frowned: Isn't this Lin Yu a military attaché? He looks reckless and ignorant, how can he know everything about civil officials, and the questions he asks are directly to the point?
What's more, I haven't paid attention to the food in those porridge factories at all, how can I answer this?
"Okay, that's still a matter of disaster relief, this time it's simpler! Which county or village are you personally going to disaster relief? Which family are you helping the victims? How many people are in the families of the disaster victims? Where did you move them? How much food was distributed to them every day?" Lin Yu looked at Situ Yuntian with a wicked smile on his face, and asked one sentence after another. Shake this wit with me, see how I play with you!
Situ Yuntian was directly stunned, the two rivers region has three provinces under its jurisdiction, and there are dozens of counties in the three provinces, and as for the villages in the county, there are even more than cattle, and he can't remember the villages that have been affected by the disaster!
And the most important thing is that he doesn't dare to make it up indiscriminately, what if the county or village he casually said is found to have not suffered a disaster?
"This ...... I have been to too many counties and villages, and I have helped countless people in the disaster. If you say it all, it will take at least a few days and nights, do you want Your Majesty to spend so much time listening to us talking?" Situ Yuntian was in a hurry, so he had to move Yu Shaoxi out, hoping to use this to suppress Lin Yu.
"That's better, I don't need you to report it all, just just say a random family, and when the time comes, I'll let someone check it, won't it be over?" Lin Yu said unhurriedly, looking at Situ Yuntian with a playful expression.
"Wait!" Looking at Lin Yu's triumphant face, Situ Xiaoyu finally couldn't help it, and said: "The Great Xia Empire is vast, and it is normal for some places to suffer disasters occasionally, who can still keep those trivial and complicated things in mind all the time? Lin Yu, is it necessary for you to hold on to it like this?"
He tried to treat others in his own way, so he continued: "Since you think you are very powerful, then you should let Sun Daguang tell me what disasters the imperial capital has suffered this year, and how many victims are there?"
"Alas, I guessed that you stupid thing was going to stand up, I didn't expect to be guessed!" Sighing, Lin Yu glanced at Situ Xiaoyu with pity and said: "Silly boy, the imperial capital has a good weather this year, the country is rich and the people are strong, where is the disaster?
"Hahaha! Usually you say that I am the second son of the second child, both horizontal and vertical, aren't you also the second son of the second son of the Lin family!" Situ Xiaoyu laughed exaggeratedly, pointed at Lin Yu and said: "As far as your * brain, I don't think it's very good! There are so many disasters in the Great Xia Empire every year, how can the imperial capital not have it? You want to excuse Sun Daguang, so you said this on purpose!"
"Damn! What I said a few months ago, you only react to now? Your reflex arc is long enough! With your IQ, you don't even deserve to be *, it's just stupid. Lin Yu exclaimed, "Let's just do it! In the future, if you give me the position of *, you will be stupid-forced, what do you think?"
"Guy, then I'm going to be the second ...... Who is discussing this matter with you!Aren't you talking about the imperial capital, you don't have to set me up!" Situ Xiaoyu almost fell into Lin Yu's pit again, but fortunately stopped in time.
He pondered: If we meet in the future, I will call him Lin Yu*, and he will call me stupid, as if I am at a loss! No, I must not let him shout like this, it is better to quickly divert the topic!
"I find that even the word stupid-coercion is not enough to describe you, you are simply funny or stupid!" Glancing at Situ Xiaoyu, Lin Yu shook his head and said: "The imperial capital is located at the foot of the Son of Heaven, if it really suffers a disaster, do you think Your Majesty can ignore it? Why don't you ask Your Majesty now to see if he has heard that the imperial capital is affected by disasters? Or do you want to curse the imperial capital for many disasters and difficulties, and then you can take the opportunity to rebel? Heroes are born in troubled times?"
Situ Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and thought to himself: Yes, I usually wander around the imperial capital, and it seems that I really haven't heard of any disasters this year? But this Lin Yu's mouth is really enough, since there is no disaster or disaster, can't you say it well? How can anything be involved in my rebellion, you are addicted, right?
Just as he was about to make a defense, Yu Shaoxi slapped the table heavily: "Okay! Shut up! Above the court, the language is vulgar, what does it look like! You are not allowed to speak, that ...... Where did you just go?"
Lin Yu and Situ Xiaoyu both shut up, Lin Tianqing glanced at his grandson, and said, "Your Majesty, just now I was talking about asking Lord Situ Yuntian to report the names of the rescued victims and the disaster relief situation. ”
"Yes, I remembered. Yu Shaoxi nodded and said, "That Yuntian Aiqing, you go on!"
"Compliance...... Yes!Hmm...... Weichen remembers that there was a family whose surname seemed to be Su...... No, no, it seems to be surnamed Shang, what is the name of Shang...... "Situ Yuntian Khan came down, and he thought he had escaped a catastrophe, but he didn't expect that after a long time, the problem came back!"