Chapter 936: Performance
After walking up the stairs, Listening to Green Ear, he gradually forgot that he had complained in his heart that Ye Xi was terrible just now, and became interested again.
Clans do not have stairs.
First, the clan rarely builds the kind of stone houses with more than two floors, after all, there is so much land, if you want to be big enough, the stone houses should be spacious. Second, it's all over if you jump up at such a height, and you don't want to spend this thing getting something for children.
However, after seeing the stairs in Xicheng, Listening to Green Ear completely overturned his previous thoughts.
Without him, it's too delicate and beautiful.
As if touching a lover's skin, he gently touched the handrail of the stairs.
The stair handrails are wooden, carefully polished, smooth and grained. The outside is covered with a layer of shiny heavy gum, and the whole looks like it is wrapped in honey amber, and there is a faint resinous aroma when you smell it carefully.
Listen to the green ear and look at his own hand on the armrest.
His hands were stained with dirt and dried blood from days of travel, his nails were cut in a mess by a knife, and there was maroon mud between his nails, which contrasted with the delicate, spotless handrails.
Not to mention the snow-white staircase, the polished stone and brick floors, and the transparent windows that don't even have a single stain.
He seemed to be out of place with this elaborate and ornate stone house.
Listening to the green ear, he glanced at Ye Xi.
In fact, Ye Xi has not been cleaned, and it is not much cleaner than him.
But Ye Xi didn't feel out of place.
He has a very unique temperament, how to say it...... It is a feeling of calmness, calmness and elegance.
It's not like it's brought by strength, but it's innate.
He dared to guarantee that even if Ye Xi was just a small fourth-level warrior, even if he had just rolled around from the mud pond, he would not feel the slightest discomfort when he stayed here, he would not feel cramped, and others would not think that there was anything wrong with him.
Listen to the green ear retract the handwriting placed on the wooden handrail.
"I want to wash my hands. ”
Ye Xi walked up the stairs: "Let's go, I'll take you." ”
Listen to Green Ear: "There's a place to wash your hands up there?"
He thought Ye Xi would take him out of here and go find a well, or a lake or something.
Ye Xi: "Yes, it's no problem to take a bath." ”
He walked up to the second floor with Listening Green Ear.
After listening to the green ear walking to the second floor, he stood at the top of the stairs and looked out.
On the left and right sides are a bright corridor with neat wooden doors on both sides.
It was the first time he had seen such a huge stone house, somewhat similar to the underground cave of the Kun clan, with corridors, and upper and lower floors, which was an eye-opener.
Ye Xi pushed open a wooden door.
This wooden door is newly made, not as delicate as the gate, the smell of wood is very strong, and there are fine sawdust falling down when pushing, and some of them float to Ye Xi's hair.
Seeing this, the chief of Gongtao hurriedly pleaded guilty: "Lord Xiwu, I will call someone to polish it later." ”
Ye Xi said indifferently: "It's okay, time is so tight, I am very satisfied that you can do this level." ”
He looked around the room.
This room is about 20 square meters, with four small beds placed in the four corners, and there are simple stone frames and stone platforms next to the small beds, where you can place items.
There is also a small door inside the room.
Listening to Green Ear walk over and curiously push open the small door.
He didn't understand what it looked like.
Ye Xi came over and turned on the faucet directly: "Don't you want to wash your hands?"
Listen to the green ears staring at the column of clear water with wide eyes.
“...... Huh?"
He didn't ask Ye Xi this time, but moved his ears and listened carefully. The sound of the water was not hidden in his ears.
Listening to Greenear's gaze move from the faucet to the thin pipe that connected to it, to the large hose attached to the corner, and then he looked at the roof thoughtfully.
"There's a lot of water on the roof?"
Ye Xi said approvingly: "Yes, it is a cistern, and the water comes down the pipe." ”
Listening to the green ear, he was amazed: "You guys are too good at it." ”
Too lazy too.
When he looked down from the back of the pterosaur, he saw that there were lakes and rivers in Xicheng, but the people of Xicheng were too lazy to go to the rivers and lakes to wash, and spent so much effort to bring the water to the stone houses.
"And the wind?"
Listen to the green ear's gaze to the cubicle next to it.
He was talking about the wind not coming from the terrace, but from inside the pipes, and in addition to hearing bugs crawling through the pipes. If he looked closer, he could even hear the sound of countless insects crawling together in the distance, giving goosebumps.
Listen to the green ear open the door to the cubicle.
- It's a squatting pit.
But I couldn't understand this thing when I heard that Green Ear felt that it was a little similar to the tile material, and I almost squatted down to touch it, but fortunately I was stopped by Ye Xi.
Listening to the green ear inexplicably: "What's wrong?"
Ye Xi: "......"
Finding it difficult to describe in words, he glanced at the crowd behind him, and finally said to Chief Mangmu, "You can show him how to use this." ”
The reckless chieftain froze in place.
Everyone looked at him.
Several chiefs who had a bad relationship with Chief Manggu gloated, almost laughed, and almost collapsed, looking serious, but in fact, they couldn't bear to laugh and endure it very hard, and their faces were red.
Chief Mangmu took a deep breath, decided to put aside all his face for the time being, and strode into the squatting pit with a look of openness, his hand on the belt of his trousers, and he took a deep breath to take off his pants.
"You don't have to take off your pants, you can show you something. ”
Ye Xi stroked his forehead.
He didn't expect that Chief Manggu would actually perform such in front of so many people!
Chief Manggu was slightly relieved to see Ye Xi say this.
He endured his shyness, squatted on the squatting pit in full view of everyone, untied a string of bones from his wrist, threw it on the squatting pit as something indescribable, then stood up, made a gesture of lifting his trousers, and pulled down the small rope beside him.
Suddenly the water rushed and washed the bone skewers into the hole, never to be seen again.
Listening to the green ear, it suddenly dawned.
"That's how it works, it's so convenient!"
He thought it was much more convenient than washing his hands or something.
After demonstrating in shame, the chief recklessly walked out of the cubicle pretending to be fine, but his fat face was flushed, and even the two layers of fat on his neck were red, and his whole body was about to smoke.
The other chiefs laughed and endured hard.
Especially the sting chief, who didn't deal with the reckless chieftain, because he couldn't laugh in front of Ye Xi, he held back his laughter so much that his stomach twitched, the muscles on his face twitched so much that he was dancing, but his face became more and more serious.
"You can show me too. ”
A cool voice sounded coldly.
Before Chief Shi could react, he saw Ye Xi looking at himself.
And all the people who were originally looking at Chief Manggu also became all looking at him.
The stinging chieftain, who had been half a beat slower, came back to his senses.
This is...... Do you want him to perform too?
The stinging chief's scalp is numb.
Chief Manggu suddenly felt comfortable, and his small triangular eyes stared at Chief Sting, urging silently. Whoever made you laugh at me just now should be ashamed!
The sting chief was extremely reluctant to do this in front of so many chiefs and witches, it was too humiliating, and he would definitely be ridiculed for several years.
But Xi Wu's order could not be violated, he could only bite the bullet, and slowly walked to the squatting pit like a little daughter-in-law, and began to simulate squatting and.
After this series was completed, this black-faced lean man looked a little shy and timid after he came out, and he didn't dare to lift his eyes up.
The crowd was happier.
It's really worth it to see Chief Sting, a guy who likes to put on a majestic face on weekdays, make such an expression!
Ye Xi didn't plan to end it yet, he picked a few who were smiling and suffocated, and asked them all to go up and demonstrate them in turn.
No one laughed anymore when it was over.
After all, the eldest brother doesn't laugh at the second brother, you have performed, I have performed, no one should laugh at anyone.
Even some of the chiefs who didn't deal with each other softened their attitudes towards each other inexplicably after the performance. After all, it's a friendship that has performed in public together, different from usual, different from usual.