Chapter 259: Wang Mumu's Immaturity...
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"Mu Ye, I'm better than a little radish head, I'm not bad, it's so bitter!!I don't know what Nan Nan means! I tease you every day, and give you a whole excitement, and I'm done hanging you with a rope of more than 300 meters! I can't reach the beam, I can't reach the threshold, and I'm uncomfortable!! Zhang Xi sighed, brewing, and shedding two lines of cat urine......
"But if it's a girl, she won't look at you!" Wang Mumu squinted his triangular eyes, his face showed disdain, and when he made this expression, it means that Chairman Wang is ready to go to class......
"What am I doing???A pinch has two long **, within three seconds**, six angular abdominal muscles, a small head type that must be Beckham, not to mention Takeshi Kaneshiro, how can Di also be a Wu Yanzu, you are a waist person, all daughter-in-law? Where the am I?" Zhang Xi was suddenly angry. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"You're a JB who stabbed the moon from here, and the girl doesn't look down on you!!, but as long as a normal girl, who the would want to find a eunuch...... That little step for you...**, I'm afraid you'll break the eggs...... Dude, can you be worthless??" Wang Mumu rolled his eyes and asked out loud.
"Then bubble girl, don't you have to be nice to her?" Xiao Hai interjected.
"Yes, yes, but it's definitely not looking for a mother...... Look at me Ang, the most humiliating thing now is to wash Zhang Lu's feet, but in another ten years, I will wash my feet, and I can't play any other tricks, Zhang Xi is different, so I caught up with him according to his momentum...... Possibly ......!"
"What's possible??" asked Zhang Xi with a wink.
“**!!”
"Get out of ......!" Zhang Xi scolded shyly.
"It's so annoying, chasing a, grinding and chirping every day, if it doesn't work, just do it according to Xiaohai......!"
"That's okay, it's okay, but at the risk of going to prison, so it's a good idea, I have an immature idea, it just so happens that these two idlers are here today, so we can help Xixi solve the problem of bed partners!!" Wang Mumu is really bored, so he is ready to have some fun with Zhang Xi.
"**!!Your immature ideas, we won't listen to them!!Last time I went back to the toilet decoration on the first floor, you didn't have a fucking idea, you had to make two people sit in a pit, the whole couple's room! I'm really fucking convinced, poop the whole jb couple's room, this is fortunate that we don't do fast food, otherwise, maybe the whole family room or something, I'll fuck you, there are more people, it is estimated that a pit can hide a fully mechanized Northwest Group Army ......!" Dakang said in a collapse.
"What's the matter, is it hot between couples?!It's full every day!!" Wang Mumu roared.
"It's on fire!!It's hot!!As soon as I heard that Caesar has a couple!!!b Yunnan's gays are driving over!!Just so that the two of them can squat together and!!" Dakang said speechlessly.
"Are you sarcastic about me?" Wang Mumu was furious and was about to play with his life.
"Two brothers!!Stop, don't fight, because the toilet really can't be done, that Mu Ye, what good way do you have, you teach me!!" Zhang Xi hurriedly pulled the fight.
"Zhang Xi, I'll put my words here, if Wang Mumu doesn't give it to you, I'll make this matter yellow!!I'll go to Shennongjia and be a savage for three years!!"
"You love to go, it's dark, come, come over Xixi, I'll pass you a trick!" Wang Mumu shone brightly, hugged Zhang Xi, and whispered in his ear.
In this way, Zhang Xi's first courtship, under Wang Mumu's planning, became unforgettable...... The memory is deep and it hurts......
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Twenty minutes later, Zhang Xi put down the three bags, raised his head with his chest straight, and ran towards Wang Nan with a high spirit......
"Nan Nan, what are you doing??" Zhang Xi asked politely and with a smile.
"Uh...... Drink water!" Wang Nan held the sour plum soup in his small hand, took a sip, and looked at Zhang Xi, as if he was a little mentally abnormal.
"Have you ever sat on a wooden board in your childhood, with your little hands on your cheeks, your eyes glazed over, and your wandering movements?" asked Zhang Xi in a soft voice.
"I haven't had a cheek support, and when I wash clothes with my sister, I can't rub it, and it's true that the stool often shakes!" Wang Nan stepped on his little feet, took a step back, and said with big eyes flickering.
"Why the fuck are you so fucking hateful!!!Fuck your clothes and fuck ......!" Zhang Xi was immediately furious.
"Get out, your mother is hateful, there is something to say, it's okay to get out, my sister has drunk too much water, and she wants to pee!" Wang Nan rolled his eyes and was about to leave.
"Peng!" Zhang Xi grabbed her little hand and said sincerely: "Shake it with me......!"
“...... Are you sick!?
"On the swing!!"
"Big brother, you say play with the swing, just play with the swing, shake the fart...... It scared the hell out of me...... I thought Hilton was working...... Wang Nan broke down with his hands, wiped his sweat, threw the bottle to Zhang Xi, and walked towards the toilet.
"That place is full of, ** and filthy ......!" After Zhang Xi finished chanting the poem, he looked back, Wang Mumu nodded calmly and gave a thumbs up.
Wang Nan went to the toilet, and then walked out with a twist, Zhang Xi gentlemanly fanned her buttocks, and then walked to the swing next to the park with a cheap smile.
"You go up, I'll take you!" Zhang Xi said with a smile.
"Uh......!" Wang Nan glanced up, the swing chains were all rusty, and the wooden boards were all rotten, and he said a little scared: "Xixi, let's not play, it's going to die......!"
"I'm willing to die with you......!"
"Don't talk like that, I'm disgusting......!"
"Go up, brother, swing ...... for you!"
"Then I'll take off my shoes!" Wang Nan held the swing chain in his small hand, took off his shoes, sat on the board with his bare snow-white little feet, twisted his buttocks, turned his head and glanced at Zhang Xi and said, "You... You... Slow down!"
"It's okay, I'm measured!!" Zhang Xi finished speaking, pushing Wang Nan's back and running up.
"Ah!!" Wang Nan closed his eyes and screamed, and the person was already in mid-air.
Then Zhang Xi, his steps quickly retreated, and he dragged the swing back to the back, and then let go, and the swing was more than one person high......
"Squeak!!squeak!!"
The broken iron chain made a rusty grinding sound, Wang Nan's legs trembled, and he howled with a crying voice: "Zhang Xi!!Let me go down!!This game should be broken!!"
"Pick up the flowers!!" Wang Mumu instantly rushed up, holding a handful of cow horn flowers that were now stolen from the lawn and said, "Very good!!"
Zhang Xi took the flower and nodded, plucking up the courage to shout: "Wang Nan, I like you!!Let's go to the elephant!!"
"I'm scared...... You let me go down ......!!!"
"No, I'll still take care of you!!" Under Wang Mumu's teaching, Zhang Xi shouted again.
"Wow......!" Wang Nan cried......
"Push harder!!Push hard!!She'll promise you!!" Wang Mumu continued to pumble.
"Okay!!" Zhang Xiyi gritted his teeth, grabbed the wooden board of the swing dexterously, and pushed hard with the strength of milk, as if his mother was fighting......
"Squeak, squeak......!"
"Ah!!!" As soon as Wang Nan opened his eyes, he watched himself run towards a hundred-year-old willow fork......
"Zilala!!" The swing passes through the green willow trees and drops leaves all over the sky, which is beautiful and poetic......
"Bang Dang!!"
A figure jumped off the swing and fell to the ground with a pop, her hair like a chicken coop and a few dusk leaves......
Zhang Xi was stunned with the cow trumpet flower, Wang Mumu blinked and looked at it, feeling that things were not very good, so he ran away with Zhang Lu directly......
"Zhang Xi, the old lady will kill you!!wow...... My legs are broken......!"