Chapter 2 "Lost Weight"
"Why are you hitting me, did I say something wrong?"
Su Can stroked his cheek and thought to himself.
In fact, Su Can really said the wrong thing, after all, it was said that girls were not in good shape. Su Can actually said that the Red Queen Red Queen's figure was not good, and he didn't want to see it. How can this not be slapped, plus the Red Queen's heart is rippling in spring. When Su Can said such a thing, it was not surprising that the Red Queen gave him a slap.
The Red Queen ran into the room and threw herself on the bed. Reach out and put the quilt on your body and wrap yourself tightly.
"Stinky bastard! Men really don't have a good thing, and I still ...... Hmph......"
The Red Queen lay on the bed, her eyes foggy.
Rolling her body to the side, the Red Queen thought that she was so careless that she didn't wear clothes in the morning, so she appeared in front of Su Can. Her heart was very entangled, why she was so confused.
"Damn it! My pure body, seen by that guy. He actually said that it was not good-looking, which is too wrong. Can I not understand my own body, that Ah Bao and Li Suyan, their eyes were full of envy when they looked at me. Even Xiaowen looked at me with envy. ”
"This bastard Su Can! actually said that my figure is very rubbish, and it will be light to give you a slap. It's up to you to buy me a dress, or I won't knock out all your teeth with a slap with my strength. Bastard !!!"
In fact, the Red Queen thought not badly, with her hand strength. If that slap is really angry, it is absolutely okay to knock out all Su Can's teeth with a slap.
So this time, the Red Queen still kept her hand. Otherwise, Su Can would be uncomfortable.
"How am I going to go out to meet people in a while, it's a shame. Hmm~~~"
The Red Queen had a quilt to bury her head and hide it like an ostrich.
............ Su Can, who was in the living room outside, rubbed his cheeks and moved his chin.
"A woman's temper is so weird that I'll never understand. Bao and the others will wake up in a while, and we don't have anything to do today. I'll order them breakfast and stay at the hotel after that. These are dangerous times, and it's better for us to show less of them. ”
Thinking of this, Su Can cheered up, picked up the menu and looked at it.
After a while, it was as Su Can thought. Ah Bao and Li Suyan woke up one after another, "Your Excellency, you are early, you got up so early." ”
Ah Bao and Li Suyan walked to the living room and saw Su Can sitting on the sofa reading the menu. After saying hello to Su Can, he turned around and walked into the bathroom in a sleepy mood.
But Li Suyan walked over and pounced on Su Can's side.
With his half-asleep eyes, he looked at Su Can and said, "My lord, why do you get up so early, if you don't rest well, you will have dark circles under your eyes." You're not a girl, otherwise you wouldn't be pretty with a dark circle. ”
Su Can closed the menu and glanced at Li Suyan with a smile.
"There's been so much going on lately and I'm too nervous. So even if I go to bed early, I can't sleep. I think when we go abroad, my mind will relax and I will be able to rest. ”
Looking at Su Can, Li Suyan rubbed his eyes.
"Are you affected by the recent fighting, sir, you really are? You can't be like this, with me and Po, what are you thinking about so much. We're slowly improving our strength now, and we'll be able to get stronger in the future. Adults, you don't have to worry about these problems, but I still want to advise you, it's better to be a human being and relax your heart. ”
Su Can raised his hand on the top of Li Suyan's head and stroked it indiscriminately. messed Li Suyan's hair into a mess, and then said to her with a smile: "You little guy, you don't look as old as me." I actually learned the tone of an adult to comfort me. ”
"Hmph, don't mess with other people's hairstyles, girls' hair is unkempt and unsightly. ”
Li Suyan pretended to be angry and said to Su Can with a puffed mouth.
"Oh, you're smart cutie. But please hurry up and brush your teeth, you see you still have eye slag in the corners of your eyes. ”
Su Can was so by Li Suyan, and his mood suddenly improved.
"Adults are not allowed to look at it! Xiao Yan hasn't washed up yet, Xiao Yan's appearance must be very uncute now. Adults can't look at it.,Adults can't see it until Xiaoyan has become cute after washing.。 ”
Li Suyan hurriedly ran into the bathroom and went to wash his face and brush his teeth with Bao.
Su Can took advantage of this time to go outside and hand over the menu to the service staff.
Looking at the breakfast menu, the three waiters were thundered again.
But that's not Su Can's problem.
When breakfast was served, Xiaowen also rubbed her eyes and walked out.
"Good morning, everyone, you all woke up so early. ”
"Hello Xiaowen!"
Su Can also responded to Xiaowen, Li Suyan and Ah Bao were very energetic, and raised their hands to greet Xiaowen.
"Wow, you're all starting to eat breakfast, I haven't brushed my teeth yet." You have to leave me a little bit, and don't eat it all. I'm going to wash my face and brush my teeth now, and I'm going to have to leave it. ”
Xiaowen rushed into the bathroom and quickly began to wash her face and brush her teeth. She didn't want to skip breakfast for a while.
"It's okay for Xiaowen to wash slowly, I left you a copy here. I promise you have breakfast, Su Can shouted to Xiaowen. ”
After listening to Su Can's words, Xiaowen was relieved.
"Why hasn't Sister Hong gotten up yet, it's so strange. Po took a bite of the meat bun, looked at the door of the red queen and asked.
Li Suyan picked up the bowl, took a sip and shook his head.
"I don't know, maybe Sister Hong will sleep lazily today. Let's eat first, and just leave a little for her when the time comes. ”
Su Can knew that the Red Queen might be because of the little episode in the morning. So now she hasn't come out, after all, she was seen by her own boy. I'm going to be shy anyway, so it's normal for this to happen.
But this is not a solution, Huang Dong gave his bank card. Xiaowen handed it over to Liu Zhen last night, so that he could use it to buy the necessary information.
Even the more than 200,000 yuan in cash on Xiaowen was handed over by Xiaowen herself. It was used as the battle fund for Liu Zhen and others, so that they had no worries.
When Su Can saw Huang Guoxing last night, he was not embarrassed to mention it to Huang Guoxing. After all, that's more than three million, although it was given away by his own daughter. Although it doesn't have much to do with Su Can, Su Can still doesn't know how to talk to Huang Guoxing.
Today's breakfast money, to put it bluntly. Or use the money from Po's sale of dolls yesterday to pay for it.
............ Just when Su Can and the others were having breakfast in the hotel. Mo Xiaopang woke up from his sleep, walked into the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and shouted happily.
"Ah!!!!! I've really lost weight! Long live! Long live the doll! Long live Sister Abao! Long live Sister Xiaowen!"
Mo Xiaopang happily kept shouting loudly in the room, turning his head in the living room while calling him.
His voice woke up his sleeping mother, "Little fatty, what is your ghost called in the morning, I don't know if I came back late yesterday after playing mahjong." ”
"Mom, don't call me chubby in the future, I'm not fat now." I'm a standard little handsome guy now, and I seem to see the girls at school start to flatter me. ”
Mo Xiaopang ran into her mother's bedroom, stretched out her hand and shook her mother to her.
"Oh, I said, baby son, don't dream. How could you lose weight overnight when you're so fat, I don't think you woke up yet. At a young age, I actually thought that my classmates would flatter you. You really have a good life, and I don't look at how old you are. ”
Mo Xiaopang's mother said to him in a daze while lying on the bed.
"I didn't lie to you, oh, I've really gotten thinner. If you don't believe me, look at it, your son has really become a handsome guy now. ”
Mo Xiaopang was still persistent, reaching out to shake his mother's body.
Mo Xiaopang's mother had no choice but to open her eyes, glanced at him, and continued to sleep with her eyes closed.
"Okay, I've seen it, you're still like this. Wake up and don't dream, you better wake up. ”
Suddenly, she opened her eyes again and looked at Mo Xiaopang in a daze. There was an incredible look on his face, as if he had seen an alien.
"Well, I've really lost weight, but it's impossible. When I came back from playing mahjong last night, I came into your room to help you cover the quilt. You're still such a chubby man, why did you lose weight this morning? ”
Sitting up straight, she stared at Mo Xiaopang.
"You're definitely not my son, who the hell are you!"
Chubby's mother reacted at this time, and she stared at Mo Xiaopang in a very gloomy tone.
"Mom, I'm really your precious son, it's like a fake. Mo Xiaopang was also frightened by his mother's strange look.
"There can't be such a weird thing in this world, how much money do you want. ”
Little Fat Mom pretended to be calm and looked at Mo Xiaopang and said.
"Woo woo woo! Mom, you really think that I was kidnapped. ”
Chubby was lying on his mother's lap crying.
"I'm really your son, you can eat. I like to go to the toilet and read the newspaper, and I like to secretly take money from my dad's wallet. I also like to buy a lot of luxury goods that I don't need, and I always quarrel with my dad about this. ”
"In front of your Yinwei, every time it is my father's fiasco. Also, Mom, your fart stinks, and it's all silent. When we found out, we were surrounded by gas......"
In order to make her mother believe in herself, Mo Xiaopang began to tell her all the details of her life.
"Alright! Alright! Say no more, shut up!"
Little Fat Mom interrupted Mo Xiaopang's memories, and the look on her face finally eased.
"Okay, that's right, but it's too weird. Obviously he was a little chubby yesterday, why did he become so thin today. ”
The little chubby mom is very strange.
Mo Xiaopang began to tell his mother the reason.
Dolls that can lose weight appeared on the Internet, until Xiaowen successfully lost weight after using the doll. and then how Xiaowen found the seller of the doll, and how did she find Xiaowen to buy the doll.
They all slowly told their mothers.
But these things that Mo Xiaopang told are really too weird. After his mother heard what he said, she didn't recover for a long time.
"Mom! that's it, after I bought the doll. According to the method of use, I placed the doll at the head of my bed and lit three incense sticks. That's what it turned out this morning, but unfortunately it only lasted for a month. ”
"In other words, in a month, I will be chubby again. ”
After listening to Mo Xiaopang's words, Xiaopang's mother finally came back to her senses.
"Didn't you say that there is also that beauty charm? that can whiten, remove wrinkles and scars, you take it out and use it for me, I use it so well that I believe your words." ”
Chubby's mother remembered what Chubby said when she was buying dolls. Since it is a beauty charm of the new product, it can be used as a gift.
"I gave it to you last night, you drink a glass of milk every day before you go to bed. How could I not know about it, baby son, so when you didn't come back. I'll light the rune paper and pour it into your milk. ”
After speaking, Chubby looked at her mother and said, "But as far as I can see, this beauty charm is still very useful." Mom's skin has indeed become white and tender now, and she doesn't want to be sallow and sallow before. And it looks a lot younger. ”
Speaking of which, Mo Xiaopang was still very funny, raising his hand to cover his eyes.
"Wow! Mom is just shining and dazzling right now. ”
was provoked by Mo Xiaopang's funny appearance, which made him laugh out loud.
"Now I believe that you are my son, and my son is indeed such a living treasure. ”
The little fat mother looked at Mo Xiaopang with a smile.
"Mom, go and look in the mirror, you can see how the beauty charm works. If it works, you can get rid of those expensive and useless cosmetics later. ”
Mo Xiaopang urged his mother to look in the mirror to see the effect.
At the same time, Mo Xiaopang thought to herself: "If my mother is satisfied, she will buy beauty charms in the future." I'll bring my weight loss doll, so wouldn't I save a fortune. If Mom wants to spend money, Dad will never dare to have an opinion. ”
After doing it for a long time, Mo Xiaopang fought this idea, it is really his father who must have his son. His chubby father is an iron rooster. But under his wife's silver power, he can't play it.
"Okay, okay! I'll get up and look in the mirror. Let's see if it's really as you say, getting younger. ”
Mo Xiaopang's mother, there is no way to be urged by Mo Xiaopang. I got out of bed and went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror.
Although she didn't believe her son's words, Xiaopang's mother was still urged by Mo Xiaopang. I got out of bed and went to the bathroom.
When she looked in the mirror, she suddenly showed a look of disbelief, because of the self in the mirror. It's a teenager younger than yesterday, and it's due to the erosion of the years. And the puffiness that came with production, now it's gone.
"Is this still me!!!How have I become younger, and even my skin has become supple. It also reveals a pink color, which is completely different from the previous waxy face. ”
Mo Xiaopang's mother looked at herself in the mirror in shock.
"Is this me? am I really getting younger?" she raised her hand and kept stroking her cheek, muttering as if talking to herself.
Mo Xiaopang stood beside his mother, listening to his mother's self-talk. He leaned on his tiptoes on the pool, raised his little face and asked, "How is it, Mom, is that beauty charm I bought very useful?" I didn't lie to you at all, I said you were getting younger. ”
With a strong hand, he pinched his face.
"Ouch hey! it hurts!"
Because I pressed too hard, it hurt a little bit.
"But this proves that I'm not dreaming, it's just amazing. The little fat mother leaned over and looked very carefully in the mirror.
"Look at the corners of my eyes, those crow's feet are gone. And even those little freckles disappeared without a trace, making herself look as attractive as that mature young woman of thirty. ”
"Compared to a girl, I have more style. This is incomparable to those young girls, after all, their children are nine years old. If he hadn't married late, he would have gotten married at the age of thirty-three, and he had a child at the age of thirty-five. I won't become so old all of a sudden. ”
"But now, because of age. The big belly caused by middle-aged hair and double chin are still there. ”
"I remember that my son said that it can remove freckles. I don't know if the scar from the birth of the child is still there. ”
Thinking of this, the little fat mother is like lifting her pajamas to confirm it. Suddenly catching a glimpse of her son still by her side, she hurriedly kicked Chubby out.
"Really, it's all working. And throw me out, I am your son. Why can't we take a look together, really!"
Mo Xiaopang stood at the door, constantly thinking about it.
The little fat mother was in the bathroom, and she looked up and down very carefully. I found that many of the scars on my body were gone, even the scar left by falling on my knee when I was a child was gone.
"It's amazing! I don't know how my son got these things back. ”
"Oh yes, why am I so stupid. Didn't he say it, where did Xiaowen sell it? It seems that Xiaowen found the maker and then became someone's agent. ”
After rearranging her pajamas, the little fat mother walked out of the bathroom.
"Good son, you finally did one thing right this time, your mother, and I am now rejuvenated. Now your dad still scolds me for being a yellow-faced woman, but it's a bit bad that this effect can only last for a month. ”
Thinking that the effect could only be maintained for a month, the little fat mother had a little headache.
"Mom, what are you afraid of, you have bad luck playing mahjong all night, and you will lose fifty or sixty thousand. My weight loss doll is only 9,000 yuan. I guess this beauty charm won't cost more than a doll, right?"
Mo Xiaopang replied.
"When the time comes, I can still lose weight, and I can also lose my middle-aged figure. ”
The little fat mother is in a good mood at this time.
(To be continued)