Section 6: A Long History (Part II)
Traditional programs are definitely attractive, but such classics are not available, the most ...... word evaluation. , just like the current infighting, its most attractive feature is actually: the struggle between acquaintances.
The Master and Jacques had known each other for a long time, they had apprentices in the same year, and the dormitory was still door-to-door. However, the two are natural rivals, they fought for materials in their early years, and then they robbed women, and later belonged to different factions, making it more and more impossible to get along.
So Jacques wouldn't tell the master that he had stepped on the truth of the matter: Master Noodle wouldn't tell Jacques that he had taken a favor and had come to find trouble.
As for the truth of the matter to be investigated...... a supernatural master above level 5 is a resource, and the life of a resource does not belong to him. Standing hungry for an afternoon until late at night, no one would be happy, let alone the luxurious status of the master? So the master turned around and fought back, and the official statement should be "There is only one truth about the incident, and in the name of the general association, we must find out about it."
The Master issued a training order, requiring all the junior and above supernatural masters in the branch to gather together for "temporary" training.
This extraordinary move immediately provoked the people of the chapter. What kind of bullshit temporary training? This is the lockdown order! Jacques Branch President plays this every once in a while!
If the master uses this move as a finale or killing move, the effect must be very good, because it is difficult to prevent. But he used it at the beginning, not only was it a bit wasteful, but it also seemed that he was very obscene, restricting the freedom of activity of his subordinate paranormal masters, which was a special power only for presidents at all levels.
The identity of the master is indeed high, and if he is released, he must be at the level of the branch president, but he is not the branch president after all, he has no real power in his hands, and there is a lack of support for meddling in affairs.
In a day or two, people will give you face, and if it takes a long time, the master's face will also be wiped out.
In fact, when the training order was issued, it caused a huge backlash, because the locals looked at Jacques's face.
"You're a master, but you're not the president of the West Coast chapter!"
"The master can't use chicken feathers as arrows!"
"Why do you restrict our freedom?"
In the face of criticism, the master could not provide a truthful answer, and I took the benefits to deal with you: "It is easy to say this, but it is difficult to take it back." So the master can only put on a brutal face, and it has always been.
Relying on this "I'm brutal, don't explain" tactic, he grounded all the Anomalies in the West Coast Chapter during the coalition's preparations, except for Jacques to go out for a spin.
Therefore, the master fulfilled the client's first request, which was to "avoid the club force being drawn into the Yintao City camp before the war". In a fair evaluation, he did a good job until the coalition troops came to the city, and the prince did not have a branch of the Anomalous Division in his hands to help...... But the lockdown was too long, and it completely exceeded the limit of the natives' tolerance.
At this time, there was a lot of time for Townsend to build an army, send troops, train, and sweep the Quelsa Plain, and by the time he had already set off to engage in the logistics of the coalition army, the local paranormal divisions were all sitting in the well and watching the sky~ What is the difference between this and going to prison?
And on the day the coalition forces crossed the border of the Silver Coast, the scope of the lockdown was expanded, and even the senior apprentices were not allowed to go out...... There is a good saying that where there is oppression, there is resistance!
In the past, there were few people who were grounded, and it was inconvenient to make trouble, but now there are more people............ Hum!
You say that the temporary study is a difficult and just decision, and they will slap their hands and shout + passionately, "What a difficult, so just, good decision!" But when they turn around, they have to use all kinds of means to sneak away.
The natives have a simple personality, and the character flashpoints are also cute, because they are from the West Coast, because they belong to the most lagging branch of the ability guild, and they can't do anything, so they will be more sensitive in a certain salary plane.
This flashpoint is: I know I can't do it, but if you dare to make fun of me, I'll whip you!
Many years later, there was a celebrity biography on the market called "I Am in Those Legends". Of course, celebrities are suspected of putting gold on their faces, but the legendary events described in biographies are very complete and detailed, and they can even be compared with official records, so they are very popular.
However, the biography has been questioned and even opposed by many scholars because its style is very unorthodox and seriously hurts the image of the heroes...... There are also people who almost choked to death while reading books.
The biography begins with "The Legendary West Coast Chapter", in which the celebrity stands in the perspective of the person concerned and tells the story of the club's infighting............ What he emphasized in particular: At that time, at the time, the people in the West Coast chapter just wanted to fight.
The first subtitle of the biography, "We Don't Dump the Training!", the following is a partial excerpt: Characteristics of the West Coast chapter, including but not limited to weakness. Because God is fair, no matter how backward a place is, there are specialties or specialties that others do not have. I don't have as much money as you, but my scenery is better than yours: the scenery is not as good as yours, but I'm more famous: I'm not as famous as you, but I have more money than you!
Although the whole body is full of shortcomings, the extremely short boards are sometimes more powerful than the long boards, such as the atmosphere of the West Coast chapter.
The atmosphere of the local chapters is quite unique, and to what extent is it unique? I can't go into too much detail, but I can only make a comparison: most of the apprentices in other clubs are more honest, and they are sure to behave in a proper manner, for fear of making a mistake, but this is not the case with apprentices on the West Coast.
The local folk customs are very strong, and the apprentices are naturally strong. In addition, the elimination rate of local apprentices is extremely high, and those who have no hope of learning abilities have to find their own way out, so they enter the guild not only to learn abilities, but also to learn more, erudite, and certain survival skills must be proficient.
Look at the unsuccessful apprentices on the barren beach by the sea, they have no support, no errands, no begging, no work, and no one is starved to death, but every ten days and a half months, they have to open a meat ............
The common denominator of such skills is that "there is no abundance", that is, buying and selling without capital.
Everyone now knows that the mysterious and unique atmosphere of the West Coast Chapter is a crooked atmosphere!
Yes, except for the three pyramids, I can't fault it "Everything in the West Coast Chapter Headquarters is tilted, but it doesn't necessarily matter which direction it is crooked, and the degree of crookedness is also different."
Of the apprentices who entered the branch, nine out of ten were growing crookedly, and the rest was the one who had already been promoted to the Anomalous Master. In fact, this is also crooked, but after being promoted, it will be educated back by the branch executives.
To put it bluntly, it is very important to learn to cover up the means and know how to cover up, for example, the same thing, the means are inferior and run to tease a woman is called indecent manner, and you will be beaten: the means are superb and run to flirt with a woman is to pursue and be praised.
Both sides have the same purpose, but the former has no place to reason when he is beaten, who told you that you won't hide it? If you have good intentions, you don't need to be beaten? Secretly decide that if she doesn't marry, you can touch someone's ass? You deserve to be killed!
One is ignorant and doesn't know how to do things, which is the reason why there are people surrounded by beauty, and some people are singles all their lives.
Therefore, it's not that the local supernatural masters can't play hooligans, but they hide deeper than Jiyi, you want to "work hard in the previous generation" and make persistent efforts in the next generation, and the accumulation of this generation will not become a traditional culture!
Such a wonderful demeanor, and which branch dares to compare?
Sneaking ...... Is this a thing?
Shrinking eggs and pretending to be dead and smearing oil on the soles of their feet are the primary survival techniques that West Coast apprentices must master.
But where did they learn these skills? There are elites in each generation of apprentices, who sum up their experience, study hard, analyze and summarize, and finally divide the matter of sneaking into two categories, four series, eight streams, and sixteen sets of ultimate, thirty-two combinations, and sixty-four variations............
The soft ones come to climb over the fence and climb the dog hole;
those who come hard, there are laxatives, and smothering sticks;
On the big move, his father died, and your mother remarried: as for all kinds of tricks, they are simply scared to death, and the simplest is to apply for withdrawal: have you ever signed a pseudonym? Have you ever seen a change of identity signature? Have you ever seen a faded ink signature...... There is no doubt that this is the crystallization of hard work and sweat, and the classics extracted from practice.
You don't have to use all these tricks, as long as you use the first half of the round, you can ensure that you can convince the obedient sons who will always be born, and what is the identity of the master?
The trick of the locals: "Those good sons who came with the master can't even think of it!"
But the locals who have succeeded in sneaking away do not know how to restrain themselves, and they have to sell well when they get cheap.
Some people sneak out to do errands, like Ms. Marcia, and come back silent: but most people sneak out and don't do anything, purely to vent their anger. After coming back, lest someone not know, he ran around and preached: Aren't you under house arrest? Lao Tzu just went out to buy rolling paper again, and you came to bite me!
The master's disciples and grandchildren can lose, but they must not be humiliated: the good baby of the association can be angry, but when will you be angry?
They first went from a silent confrontation to a quarrel and a mutual spray.
The West Coast Guild is really not a place for good babies, and the local apprentices are not scathing and mean, but they are better than the body language, the hidden metaphors are magnificent, and the spittle stars are ten times more than others, if you eat some special pickled food before playing......
There are good sons who fainted on the spot!
The good babies who are tragic again can only speed up the process, so the quarrel develops into a fight.
This is still the West Coast chapter, although the purely physical fight has just attracted everyone's attention, but because the lessons of the first two beatings are shocking, the elite among the apprentices dare not slack off, they analyze, they generalize, they summarize, so not long ago there was a conclusion.
Fighting can also be divided into two categories, four series, eight streams, and ...... Whenever they saw their good sons with blue noses and swollen faces, falling to the ground and groaning, and running away, the apprentices missed the ten little rabid dogs around the rabid dogs. No, no, no, it should be the ten beautiful girls around Mr. Townsend...... Drinking water and thinking about the source, thanks to their introduction of this kind of sports that is beneficial to the body and mind, otherwise where would we have achieved this time?
I'm really ashamed, everyone's fighting skills are not very good, but the beauties are different, if they are here, the club's hand-to-hand combat ability can soar a few steps.
The same is to remove the joints, and their "click" sound does not stop; It's the same "Ha!" ............and "Ahhh