In special cases, you have to make a surprise move!

Lu Yun showed his hand slightly, successfully diluting the dissatisfaction of these students, making them feel that the time tonight, the time was worth it, and the resentment in their hearts naturally disappeared.

But there are always one or two exceptions.

For example, the hedgehog head, maybe he likes to be in the limelight too much, seeing that everyone showed an expression of admiration for Lu Yun, he was immediately unhappy, and snorted loudly and said: "What the hell, are you here to talk about Chinese medicine or acrobatics, if you are here to play acrobatics, I think you should go to the circus, instead of coming here to bring bad atmosphere to our school!"

His voice was very loud, and after he roared it, the whole classroom was silent for a moment.

Only this time, most of the students had already looked at Lu Yun with the same eyes as they first looked at the hedgehog head.

It's like a group of people singing in KTV, we sing songs with high feelings, but you come up with a sad lamentation, isn't this a disappointment?

"This classmate, I bother you to make it clear, why did Teacher Lu bring about the atmosphere of our school?" said a classmate who was upset with Lu Yun.

The hedgehog head sneered and said, "The school is a place to study, what is the difference between his behavior just now and playing with knives and guns on the campus?

"That's right, my boyfriend is right!" The upskirt girl certainly supported her boyfriend's head and helped the hedgehog head.

Several students also wanted to help Lu Yun theorize, but at this time, they heard Lu Yun say, "Students, listen to me." ”

The classroom was quiet again.

Lu Yun looked at the hedgehog head with a smile: "I think what this classmate said is very right, I am here to teach the knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine, not to do acrobatics, so let's talk about something related to traditional Chinese medicine...... It starts with you!"

Lu Yun pointed to the hedgehog head, and said in his heart, Sample, you seem to have a sense of justice, see how I get you.

"What starts with me?"

When the hedgehog saw Lu Yun pointing at him, he was stunned for a moment, with a puzzled look on his face.

Lu Yun said meaningfully: "You are sick. ”

“......”

What kind of teacher is this, why is he still scolding?

Lu Yun continued: "Have you been constipated a lot lately?"

Oh, it turned out not to be a curse.

Only then did everyone react, the teacher was treating the hedgehog head!

But the hedgehog head was not happy when he heard this, and suddenly said in an unhappy tone: "You don't talk nonsense here, I see that you are constipated, and Lao Tzu's body doesn't know how good it is!"

When he heard the word 'constipation' just now, he also chuckled in his heart, because Lu Yun really said it.

But in front of everyone's eyes, he wouldn't admit it, and he didn't accept Lu Yun in the first place, no matter what Lu Yun said, he just had to deny it, that is, he would deliberately embarrass Lu Yun.

Lu Yun was not angry, but continued to smile and said, "Do you dare to stand up and let me take a look?"

"Stand up, stand up, I'm afraid you won't make it!"

The hedgehog head asked his girlfriend to move away, but he stood up, looking at Lu Yun defiantly, he didn't believe what Lu Yun could do to him.

"I can tell from your complexion that there is something wrong with your digestive tract, it should be that you eat too many spicy things, the stomach and intestines are hot, and the blood is exhausted, which leads to dry intestines and frequent constipation. ”

"You're farting—"

The hedgehog head was just about to refute, when he saw Lu Yun quickly step forward, pressed the acupuncture point on his abdomen, and immediately said angrily: "What are you doing?"

"It's nothing, it's just to help you dredge the pedantic qi in a xiati, if your body is normal, there will generally be no symptoms. ”

A mysterious smile appeared at the corner of Lu Yun's mouth, and he took a few steps back without a trace after speaking.

The hedgehog head wanted to argue about something, but the next second, he suddenly felt his stomach turn upside down, and the gurgling bowels were like thunder on a rainy day, unusually loud.

And then—

Burst!

Burst!

Burst!

The hedgehog head's face was flushed, and finally he couldn't help it, and let out three foul-smelling farts in a row.

His girlfriend was sitting, right in front of the hedgehog head's buttocks, these three farts instantly stunned her, and she stood up with a blue face, but because the hedgehog head was holding too hard, she couldn't breathe below, but there was a burp above, which happened to give his girlfriend a head-on blow.

"Did you mean it...... Gross-"

The girl in the miniskirt just wanted to scold, and the slap had already slapped her boyfriend, but before it slapped the hedgehog head's face, she couldn't help retching, and hurriedly covered her mouth and nose and ran out of the classroom.

Moment.

The strong stench, centered on the hedgehog head, spread like a smoke bomb, frightening several students next to them to roll to the ground on the spot.

"Toxic ......"

They finally knew why Lu Yun had to retreat a few steps just now, who could stand this kind of earth-destroying biological and chemical weapon?

"The students by the window opened the window to let in the air, and we left the classroom first, and then returned to the classroom voluntarily after five minutes, if they didn't want to listen to my lecture, they didn't have to come back. ”

After Lu Yun finished speaking hurriedly, he rushed out of the classroom first.

"Damn, this teacher is faster than a rabbit!"

When the students in the classroom saw that Lu Yun had run away, they immediately covered their noses and rushed to the door, and before leaving, they didn't forget to glare at the hedgehog head viciously, what do you say you are in the limelight...... Damn, you ate for dinner, didn't you?

I can't stand it!

Soon, only the hedgehog head was left alone in the huge T-shaped classroom, standing there alone and messy, what a lifetime of wisdom was ruined!