Chapter 383: The Man of Fate
Everyone looked at Zhen Quede in disbelief, this open-mouthed guy really dared to say anything.
actually wants to turn a cucumber girl into a young woman in broad daylight!
Do such unspeakable things.
Everyone is also looking forward to what will happen next!
Some secretly scolded Zhen Que for being shameless, and some said that he was a pervert.
Of course, there are also some people who make a fuss.
"Hero, I'm optimistic about you! Take her down!! ”
As soon as these words came out, the silent square burst into laughter.
It seems that both of them have round heads and round brains, and they look very husband and wife!
Zhen Quede looked at the round-faced girl with a puzzled gaze, a little afraid.
He was afraid that he would do another fancy pinching method, and when the time came, he would be fat, and he was afraid that he would be squeezed out of the oil.
When I think of that scene, I shudder.
"That'...... That, little fairy, I'm me, I'm me.... I made a slip of the tongue! Just ignore me! ”
As he spoke, Zhen Quede slapped himself hard.
secretly scolded himself for not being a thing, how could he do anything about this kind of goods.
However, the next moment something horrified him happened.
The round-faced woman didn't have the slightest anger, but instead turned around, and the whole person covered her face charmingly and grinned: "You hate it, but ...... I love it! ”
"Handsome man, you are the most daring warrior I have ever met, come on! Let's dig into the grove and go to ......."
As he spoke, he pounced directly on Zhen Quede.
This sudden scene immediately made everyone thundered.
What kind of key with what kind of lock!
These two goods can be thought of in a strange way.
It's just that Zhen Quede can be so aggrieved by others, and immediately run faster as if he was running for his life.
"Grandma, spare your life! I made a slip of the tongue! With my virtue, how can I be worthy of you, a fairy! ”
This time, Zhen Quede was really intimidated.
I didn't expect it! His own unintentional move can really be done.
However, where is this the lover of his dreams.
According to the ideal Taoist couple, isn't it bewitching and sexy with a devilish face! No matter how bad it is, you can't lose to Qi Zhan's stuffy gourd.
This is his bottom line, otherwise he would have no face to mix among Cao Yu and the others.
What was originally a very serious battle ring has become a stage for blind dates.
It makes people feel that the world is so impermanent.
At this moment, Zhen Quede can only look forward to ending the game immediately, and then getting rid of this round-faced woman.
It's scary.
If this is true, then how will he live his life in the future?
It had taken a lot of effort to escape from the clutches of that old ghost.
There's another devil, and he can't stand it.
Although sometimes I see Qi Zhan's foolish ability to show affection, my heart will be a little sour.
But how carefree a person is, that's refreshing!
Not only that, but he also knew very well in his heart that following Cao Yu's side, as long as he loosened up, he might be pulled away by Cao Yu a great distance.
"Hao Shao! Don't blame me for not keeping my word! Lao Que, my lifelong happiness can't be smashed here"
As he spoke, Zhen Quede ignored the previous rules and scruples, stretched out two fingers that were still slimy, and dug into the nostrils in a figure-eight shape.
The move was just made, and it was ready to be fired at the man who was still standing in the ring.
Those people immediately panicked, and their faces changed drastically.
Damn! This dead fat man really doesn't talk about martial arts, but he can't resist the round-faced woman, and he even makes a trick.
In an instant, thousands of people crushed their identities and chose to surrender.
Joke!
Now there's a wave of people down there desperately clasping those slimy pale cyan boogers.
That's really disgusting!
Most of those who surrendered were nuns.
Some monks are lucky, but Zhen Quede can't take care of so much.
Without hesitation, he began to squirt.
However, this time he did not deliberately aim at it, but few people won the bid.
But the disgusting effect caused before was still there, and immediately made a group of people unable to bear to crush the jade slip and surrender.
"My hero, you are destined to be mine, don't run!"
Behind Zhen Quede, the round-faced woman was already in madness at the moment.
Regardless of his image as a yellow flower girl, he even shouted at a fat man who picked his nose and was his prince charming.
The many people below and the masters and bigwigs on the high platform all had goosebumps erected.
Good boy! This forest is so big, there are really all kinds of birds.
Seeing the round-faced woman persevering in pursuit, Zhen Quede's face turned pale, and the patience in his heart had been worn out.
"Don't surrender to Lao Tzu yet, don't blame me for being rude!"
Zhen Quede shouted angrily, regardless of whether those people chose to surrender or not, he held down a nose with one hand and his head was facing the sky!
"Dada-da-da!!"
A pale cyan goo flew out of his nose like a hail of bullets.
That formation, good guys! Even the bigwigs on the high platform trembled.
This wave of jets is enough for tens of thousands of groups, and no matter how much they fly, most of them have won the bid.
"Mom! It's disgusting, and it even has a pungent smell...... Vomit!! ”
One of them couldn't stand it anymore and vomited directly.
This scene directly defeated the encircled front in an instant.
The monks in the ring one by one wished that they were fast gunners who had been deeply involved in the dark house for 30 years, and they crushed the jade slips and surrendered as quickly as possible.
After all, this is the only way to escape the enchantment.
In less than ten breaths, tens of thousands of people were almost swept away.
In the end, those who were still standing on the stage were those monks who were even more scummy than Zhen Quede.
One of them, leaving only two eyes unobscured.
I have to admire this person!
Standing in the dung pit can still not change the color, and the future will be brilliant.
"Hero, I sincerely admire your bravery! It's my gift to you, ho....... tui!!! ”
Zhen Quede ran to the man and said a very appreciative word, followed by a mouthful of thousand-year-old phlegm.
Hey!!!
This behavior, even Cao Yu and the others felt unbearable.
It was so disgusting that when everyone thought that the man was really able to bear it, they saw that he fell straight to the ground.
The moment I fell to the ground, I found out!
It turned out that the boots and clothes underneath were glued.
He couldn't run if he wanted to.
"Hero, you have too much personality! I, Jia Ling, must be a Taoist companion with you."
Zhen Quede felt that he was disgusting enough, and hearing the words of the woman behind him made him feel a chill.
What kind of demon and monster is this man, his taste is heavier than his!
Seeing the few people left on the field, he hurriedly shouted: "Referee, there are only a few people left, and you still don't announce the end of the game?" ”
was reminded by Zhen Quede like this, and the referee outside thought that this was a scuffle of 10,000 people.
"The one who stays in the ring wins, and the game is over"
As he spoke, he removed the enchantment of the ring.
Zhen Quede fled to Cao Yu and the others as soon as possible, and when he saw Shi Xin, he couldn't stop laughing, the corners of his mouth raised, and he said with a smile: "Senior brother, I see that in the dead of night, the bed always shakes rhythmically, I am a senior brother, I can't help anything else, it's okay to help solve the troubles of life, this fairy will be handled by you!" ”
When Shi Xin heard this, his face immediately turned red.
As a masculine youth, who doesn't have a hobby!
"You talk nonsense, how can I have it!"
"It's not me who talks nonsense, I've debuted for so long, and it's not that I haven't learned anything, I heard that people who have that habit will have black palms! Hey! ”
Zhen Quede looked very knowledgeable, and what he said was the truth.
Hearing this, Shi Xin hurriedly stretched out his palm to look at it.
Seeing that both hands were extremely white, and there was no sign of blackening, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
It's just that the next moment it feels wrong.
Everyone who was watching him burst out laughing!
"Ouch, these two goods are really fooled! Isn't this the place where there are three hundred taels of silver....."
I have to say that although Zhen Quede's move was damaged, it made Shi Xin stop recruiting himself.
Not only Shi Xin, but also in the crowd, there were also many single monks who stretched out their hands and looked over and over again.
Hearing the laughter of the crowd, a group of people were embarrassed.
When that kind of thing is said openly, no one will have a good face.
"What's the matter, junior brother! You're from this fairy! ”
Zhen Quede couldn't wait for someone to help him take over, so he continued to fool.
"Senior brother, I can't bear it, it's better for you to enjoy it yourself, by the way, I got the red belly pocket of the Anfengcheng female cultivator you asked me to help you get before, do you want to take it out with the flagpole to dry, let everyone see your results, and satisfy your hobbies!"
As he spoke, Shi Xin didn't know where to take out a nun's private clothes.
The tulle made of silk still has some traces in the center, and it looks like it has only been replaced for a short time.
Seeing this, Zhen Quede's face immediately turned green.
Man! How can you not have some hobbies!
He knew Shi Xin's methods of this kid, so he had been instructed to help him get some if he had the chance.
Unexpectedly, it was exposed at this time.
Ahem!!
Seeing this, Cao Yu immediately coughed twice, and the tall image of the Heaven Killing Sect that he had finally erected was ruined by these two guys.
Who knows what spicy things will happen if things evolve.
Only the development of events can be stopped immediately.
Seeing the change in Cao Yu's face, the two of them had a tacit understanding and chose not to talk about it.
directly slipped away and hid behind Cao Yu.
In this case, it is natural to throw the pot to Cao Yu.
"Hero, don't go! I know a place where no one can see the birds! ”
The round-faced woman came to Cao Yu and had no idea of giving up on Zhen Quede.
Cao Yu waved his hand and stopped the round-faced woman and said, "This fairy, please respect yourself, we people from the Heaven Killing Sect can't break the precepts without achievements!" And for Daoists, our requirements are also very high, and when you cultivate to break through the Martial God, you can consider it! Please come back! ”
For now, Cao Yu can only expel her on difficult terms.
"What you said is true?"
"Naturally! I am the elder brother of the outer gate of the Heaven Killing Sect, and I am the person in charge of this experience. At that time, if you break through the Martial God, I will help you decide this matter."
Cao Yu said with his head raised high.
"Good! Then I'll wait until I break through the Martial God and come back."
Immediately, the round-faced woman did not drag the slightest mud and water, and the original pursuit of Zhen Quede disappeared directly.
Instead, there was a piece of fortitude on top of the round face
The crowd all sneered when they heard Cao Yu's words, and they were martial gods, this guy is a cabbage when he is a martial god!
Zhen Quede was a little worried: "Hao Shao, are you hasty with this condition!" If I really let her break through, then wouldn't my happiness be ......"
The words are full of unwillingness.
If Cao Yu decided that he wanted him to marry this woman, he would probably have to obey.
"Don't worry! Am I that sloppy? I just saw her talent, only the martial arts level, and she can break through the martial emperor to burn high incense! Moreover, if she really breaks through the Martial God at that time, you haven't picked up a bargain."
Cao Yu said confidently.
"Let's hope!!"
Zhen Quede had a bad premonition in his heart.