Chapter Seventy-Four: I Was Pit by My Aunt
Chapter Seventy-Four was pitted by my aunt!
Syllable!
Whew!
Unconsciously, the sky was already gray and bright, Tang Jinbiao weakly pushed open the door of the thatched house, put one hand on the door frame, and looked like he was in prostration, but surprisingly, he looked very weak, but his face was unusually ruddy, and he did not appear to be prostration.
"Damn, Lao Tzu has taken fake medicine! How can there be any pills that will cause diarrhea?"
Tang Jinbiao held on to the door frame and scolded weakly.
Since I ate the Nirvana Pill last night, I have been having diarrhea, and this pulling is one night, and the inside of my stomach is clean, and there is no residue at all.
In fact, Tang Jinbiao didn't know, because during this period of time, he was too lacking in training, and he had accumulated too much garbage and dirt in his body, and the original function of the Nirvana Pill was to wash the marrow and cut off the hair and enhance the blood qi, so there was that kind of obviously feeling about to collapse, but there was a steady stream of strength in his body, of course, there was indeed a problem with this pill, but Tang Jinbiao didn't know about the problem.
"MD, if you continue to pull it like this, Lao Tzu's life will be pulled out!, Wang Hanyu, I'm not done with you!"
Tang Jinbiao raised his steps and was about to leave the hut, but as soon as he stepped out of his front foot, his stomach immediately screamed.
Gollum!
"I bought a watch last year!"
Tang Jinbiao's face changed, he scolded, then turned around again, slammed the door shut.
"Huh?"
At this time, someone from the Tang family had already gotten up, and Xiao Lu seemed to be about to come over to pay tribute, but he heard Tang Jinbiao's scolding from a distance, and he looked a little incomprehensible, tilting his head and looking.
......
Time turned, and it was noon!
"Ah, I'm going to take Lao Tzu's life!"
Tang Jinbiao felt that his body was finally completely cleaned, and he lay heavily on the bed, having the illusion of the rest of his life.
Tang Jinbiao's diarrhea this time was very serious, and even the whole person lost weight so much, the fat that appeared slightly on his body disappeared, leaving only a thin layer, but this made him look more handsome, and what made Tang Jinbiao speechless was that he already felt that he couldn't collapse, but his body seemed to contain huge strength, and he didn't feel tired at all.
"Ah, but it's still so cool!MD, if this thing is given to a woman to lose weight, will the effect be a little too good?"
Tang Jinbiao looked at the corner of the house above his head and exclaimed.
Although this diarrhea made him feel that he had lost half of his life, his body felt more powerful, and he even had an illusion that just such a diarrhea had already reached the intermediate level of the first order of body refining!
Of course, as for his crazy idea, using this Nirvana Pill as a diet pill for women, I don't know if Wang Hanyu will have the urge to kill him when he hears it?
The preciousness of this Nirvana Pill is not something that Tang Jinbiao can understand at all, not to mention anything else, but the essence and blood of the fire phoenix are something that can not be found, and the power of the fire phoenix is not something that Tang Jinbiao can imagine at all.
Knock knock!
"Young Master, Tang Hu and a few of them have come to look for you, do you see them or not?"
Just when Tang Jinbiao was resting on the bed, there was a knock on the door from Xiaolu, and then he spoke.
"Hmm, what are they doing?"
Tang Jinbiao sat up, a little puzzled, what were Tang Hu and the others doing at this time, of course, the matter of Qinglongtan, Tang Hu and the others had been erased by those elders, and they didn't remember it.
"Okay, you let them in!"
Tang Jinbiao muttered in his heart for a while, and he didn't bother to guess, so he spoke.
"Whoa!"
Midori answered outside the house, and then heard the sound of Tatar's shoes hitting the ground, and Midori left.
"Ah, it's so boring!"
After Xiao Lu left, Tang Jinbiao was slightly bored and sighed.
......
After a cup of tea, Xiao Lu came back again, and at the same time brought Tang Hu and a few people over.
"Young master, you talk, Xiao Lu went down first!"
Xiao Lu seemed to notice the difference between Tang Jinbiao, looked at it carefully, and didn't say anything, just answered and left, leaving only Tang Hu and his party in the house.
"Hmm!"
Tang Jinbiao nodded and didn't say anything more.
"Brother Biao!"
"Brother Biao!"
After Xiao Lu left, Tang Hu and the others shouted one by one.
"Uh-huh, Ah Hu, what's wrong?"
Tang Jinbiao enjoyed being called Brother Biao very much, nodded incessantly, and asked.
"Brother Biao, what's wrong with you?"
"Brother Biao, you shouldn't be out of love, right?"
"Brother Biao, don't think about it!"
"Brother Biao, you ......"
As soon as a few people came in, they could naturally see at a glance that Tang Jinbiao's whole person had lost a lot of weight, and their faces showed a look of worry, but before they finished speaking, they were interrupted by Tang Jinbiao.
"Okay, I know, I didn't think about it, I just took a Nirvana Pill yesterday, but I didn't expect it to be pulled overnight!"
When Tang Jinbiao thought of the effect of the Nirvana Pill, he was a little hateful.
"What?"
"Brother Biao, what pill did you just say you took?"
"Brother Biao, you can't be joking, right?"
After Tang Hu and the others heard Tang Jinbiao's words, they showed ghostly expressions on their faces one by one.
Groov!
After seeing the expressions of several people, Tang Jinbiao was slightly startled in his heart, and he had a premonition of uneasiness.
"Ah Hu, what's wrong? I took a Nirvana Pill last night, is there anything wrong?"
Although he didn't quite understand what was wrong, Tang Jinbiao still asked.
"Brother Biao, after taking it, do you have no other symptoms except diarrhea? For example, the whole body is hot, the blood in the body is boiling, and there is a feeling that you want to break the body?"
Tang Hu had a ghostly feeling and asked weakly.
"Uh...... No, it's been this night, and it seems that there is no extra feeling except for diarrhea, is there something wrong?"
Tang Jinbiao was slightly stunned, as if he didn't quite understand.
"Brother Biao, you can't have a fever, right? Your head burns out? No, it doesn't seem to have any symptoms of fever!"
When Tang Hu heard this, he stretched out his hand and put it on Tang Jinbiao's forehead, but he found that Tang Jinbiao's body temperature was very normal, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
"Abi, come on, are there any adverse consequences of taking that Nirvana Pill?"
Tang Jinbiao didn't bother to pay attention to Tang Hu, took Tang Hu's hand away, turned around, and asked Tang Bi.
"Brother Biao, aren't you talking nonsense? No, I want to first make sure that you have lied to me, look at my eyes, and extinguish ...... Ahh
Tang Bi's face was stern, he didn't understand Tang Jinbiao's appearance, and wanted to say the words "Look at my eyes, destroy the gods", but Tang Jinbiao was furious in his heart, so he gave him a straight look.
"Ah Xing, come on!"
Tang Jinbiao turned his head and asked at Tang Xing.
"Haha...... Ha ha...... Ahh
After Tang Xing saw Tang Jinbiao asking himself, he began to laugh, but before he finished laughing, he immediately ushered in a beating from others.
"Ha your sister, Abu, come on!"
Tang Jinbiao had no choice but to pin his hopes on the youngest Tang Bu.
"Biao...... Tiger...... Brother Biao, I'm ...... I ......"
Tang Bu was timid, and after finding out that Tang Jinbiao asked himself, he stammered a little.
"I ......"
Tang Jinbiao was speechless, and finally had to let Tang Hu explain all this.
"Ah Hu, let's talk about it!"
found that after asking around, he didn't ask any results, and Tang Jinbiao had a feeling that he couldn't wait to take out the angry watermelon knife.
"Brother Biao, are you sure you're taking the Nirvana Pill?"
Tang Hu asked with some uncertainty.
"It must be Nirvana Dan, this is what the little Lori gave me, and the head of the family has also checked it himself, there will definitely be no problem!"
Tang Jinbiao replied with great certainty.
"Little Lori?"
Tang Hu hadn't heard the word Lori, and frowned slightly.
"It's the Vice Dean Wang you call it!"
Tang Jinbiao explained angrily, but he was a little crazy in his heart, and scolded secretly, "Damn, we are really not people of the same dimension!"
"What?"
After hearing Vice President Wang's words, Tang Hu's face changed slightly.
"Huh, it's okay, since it's something given by Vice President Wang, it's not wrong to be Nirvana Dan!"
But then he breathed a sigh of relief, and his face showed a relaxed look, and he spoke.
"Why?"
Tang Jinbiao was slightly dazed.
"Hehe, Brother Biao, it's a shame that Vice Dean Wang is your aunt, don't you know her temper at all?"
After Tang Hu saw Tang Jinbiao's puzzled expression, he looked a little helpless.
"Forehead ......"
Not many people know about Tang Jinbiao's amnesia, and it is naturally impossible for Tang Hu and others to know.
"Actually, at the beginning, I doubted that Brother Biao would take the wrong medicine, after all, the Nirvana Pill is terrible, not to mention its preciousness, let's just say that the medicinal properties are incredible, the third-order and fourth-order refiners also have a very great effect when they take it, and even it is difficult to refine the medicinal power in the short term, and it takes a lot of time to slowly refine, as for us low-level refiners, if we take the Nirvana Pill rashly, maybe we will explode and die, so when Brother Biao persuaded to use the Nirvana Pill, we naturally didn't believe it, but Brother Biao, you said that the pill was given by Vice President Wang, so naturally it will not be wrong!”
Tang Hu explained with a smile, and even seemed to laugh secretly when he talked about Vice President Wang's administration.
Tang Jinbiao was still a little confused.
But then Tang Hu explained to him: "Brother Biao, don't you know, that Vice President Wang has a nickname, called Little Nasty! Hehe, in fact, Brother Biao has seen that Vice President Wang, right? That Vice President Wang is indeed petite and moving, looks like a fourteen or fifteen-year-old little girl, if you don't know her identity, most of you would think it's a little girl, but in fact, she is already a two-hundred-year-old old witch, but in terms of her cultivation, living seven or eight thousand, tens of thousands of years is not a problem, this age is naturally nothing! She is also a powerful monk of the Divine Wind Academy, and her cultivation is not something we can imagine at all, and she is also a vice president of the Kamikaze Academy, I heard that there are more than a dozen vice deans of the Kamikaze Academy, each of whom has a strange temper, I heard that there is one who particularly likes spirit stones, as long as you give him spirit stones, he will do everything for you, and there is a special like to eat watermelon, and even cultivation does not use spirit stones, as long as you eat watermelon, it is said that there are also people who like to smell women's stinky shoes, and the more stinky they are, the more they like it, anyway, those vice presidents are freaks, naturally, your aunt, Vice President Wang also has quirks, that is, he likes to play tricks!”
"This!"
After Tang Jinbiao heard Tang Hu say these gossip news, somehow, he was a little speechless, especially the one who liked to smell women's stinky shoes, which made him feel a little disgusting, and he thought unnaturally, it seemed that in another world, there seemed to be such a person who liked to smell women's stinky feet.
After Tang Hu said this, there seemed to be some secret news, looked around, and found that there were no outsiders, so he attached it to Tang Jinbiao's ear, and whispered: "Shh, Brother Biao, I'll tell you an exclusive news, I heard that Tang Yilin ......"
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