(Inspired by the Mummy Film Series)

For the monsters in the water that Ah Zhuo said, many people don't care, isn't it just a monster, it's good to kill them directly, what's the danger, so they all followed into the water one by one, only Deng Le was not in a hurry, "Wait a minute, let's follow Ah Zhuo and their place to cross the river." Deng Le said, Sanniang nodded, "Hey, if you don't leave, I'll leave first." Shura said, Deng Le waved his hand to signal that I was not going, and Shura carried his sword and was about to swim over.

Of course, there are also some people who are smarter, they went to cut down the surrounding trees to make rafts, but those who swim fast are going to cry, just now they are still laughing at people swimming slowly, who knows that the most ridiculous is them, Shura is very watery, and actually came back to swim to the front, but here is dozens of kilometers away from the island, they think too much of themselves, they actually think of swimming over.

"Hey, Shura come up!" Achilles suddenly passed by, Shura turned his head and looked, "Eh!" Shura was startled, Achilles was actually riding on the back of a great white shark, "Don't be afraid, this is my mount, of course we must have a mount in the sea battle." Achilles said, Shura climbed up without much thought, and sure enough, there are some masters from countries that rely on the sea to survive in the back also have mounts in the sea, and there is a guy riding an octopus, but the speed is not slow.

"Hey, dragon, how are we going over, I don't want to go into the water, my clothes are very expensive!" Colin said on the side, of course Deng Le is not in a hurry, you forgot what Uncle Ben is doing, the next second, Deng Le walked to the water's edge and took out a small black box, "No!" Sanniang and Colin exclaimed in surprise, engineering props, this guy won't have a boat!

That's right, Deng Le just has a ship, but it's not a speedboat or a warship, it's just ...... The small boat in the small lake in the park is like pedaling a bicycle, but the space is very large, "What do you see, hurry up and step on it!" Deng Le and Sanniang sat directly in the back, Colin had no choice but to be a porter, pedaling desperately, the boat began to move, and the speed was much faster than those swimming.

"Hey, Shura, you've found a ride!" Deng Le They passed by Achilles' shark, and of course it wouldn't affect the speed with a person, but now the great white shark has an extra big man on its back, so the speed has been seriously affected, causing Achilles's shark mount, which was originally flying fast in the water, to not be able to get up.

"Hey, Shura, can you go to the dragon's side, I'm very slow here!" Achilles said, Shura looked at the shark and then looked at the boat, but it was also good, it was not easy to stand on the back of the shark, it was better to ride on the boat, and you could still sit, "That's it, Shura, come here, don't you see that Achilles's fish are going to drown!" Deng Le quipped, how could the fish drown, just to exaggerate the metaphor of how tired the shark was.

Shura was right to think about it, and jumped off the shark very simply, and then climbed onto Deng Le's boat, "Dear, please sit there." As soon as Shura came up, Colin pointed to a seat next to him and said, Shura looked at the back, Deng Le and his wife sat together, he was wet, how bad it was to squeeze over, let's sit in front, "Okay, let's sail." Shura said after he was done.

At this time, he saw Colin staring at Shura, "I'm seated, you can sail." Shura repeated unhappily, Colin glared at Shura angrily, "Look at you, don't hurry up and step on it! You still want to take a boat for free!" Colin scolded Shura without any scruples, Shura looked down, alas? Why is there a set of bicycle-like pedals in the place where the feet are placed below? Shura understands, and his feelings let him come up to pedal! "I#, Dragon, I knew you kid wouldn't be so kind to let me get on the boat!" Shura scolded, but by this time Achilles was already far away from the boat on the shark, and if he didn't step on it, he would have to swim over.

After stepping for more than half an hour, Colin and Shura were already numb from stepping on it, and the boat finally arrived at the opposite shore, but at this time there were still two groups of people who did not go ashore, the first group to go ashore was not only Ah Zhuo and his people who had been prepared for a long time, but also those who had water mounts and Deng Le, and the other 90% of the people were still in the middle of the water, of course, there was a group behind.

The first batch was, of course, the first to shore, and the second group was the one who thought of making a raft first, and a large group of people at the back, they were the stupidest, and at first they jumped into the water and planned to swim over, but after swimming a distance, they couldn't swim and found that people's rafts were much easier, so they had to swim back to make rafts, and naturally they fell behind.

The danger of this river is indeed very great, take Deng Le and them as an example, now they are watching the excitement on the shore, watching the players who can't keep up with the back and the huge piranha in the river to confront, at the beginning, that is, when Deng Le and they arrived in the middle of the lake, the monsters in the water launched a surprise attack, some people were attacked, and there were also a few piranhas more than five meters long staring at the largest boat, but they were all scared by Deng Le with machine guns, the first batch of people were of course well prepared, the piranha school was beaten here, and they had to keep their eyes on the large group behind。

As a result, Deng Le and they arrived on the opposite shore without encountering any attack at all, while the group of people behind them were frantically attacked by the piranha school, watching them from time to time have rafts bitten by piranhas, many people fell into the water, and then were attacked by several piranhas in turn, of course, the game will not be so bloody, they just deduct a lot of blood, and finally they were bitten to death, turning into tombstones and sinking under the water.

"Hey, look at our queen. Shura found a man on the water, it was a very beautiful woman, and she was accompanied by a weak little sister, "Who is that beauty? Sanniang asked, "Oh, that......" Deng Le was about to explain, but Colin took the lead, "That is the only woman among the eight emperors, known as the Ice Queen, and the one behind is the Ice Queen's own sister and her woman." Colin explained on the side, Deng Le is very unhappy, you dare to steal Lao Tzu's lines!

"Cut, you know that, boy, learn a little from Uncle Ben!" Deng Le said, and then hugged Sanniang proudly," Baby, let me tell you, the ice queen's name is Karena Andrew, she is a very perverted woman, yes, more perverted than Jiaojiao, Jiaojiao just likes women, this woman is very rich, she has several big companies under her control, and then she also took her sister over to live, this woman is a sister control plus homosexuality, I heard that she hates men very much, and has brain problems, worried that her father will molest her sixteen-year-old sister, so she took her sister away and lived with herself, she is a hopeless sister, you just praise her sister for being beautiful or wish them a good match for half a year or something, she will be very willing to be friends with you, except for men, the most a man's words are to talk to you with a better attitude. ”

Looking at where Deng Le was talking, Shura, Achilles and Colin were all dumbfounded, this guy is so bullish, you know this kind of information, you guys won't be interesting to the Ice Queen before, right?

In fact, you misunderstood, Deng Le has no interest in Karena, the only one who is interested is Jiaojiao, these two have also slept, because Karina knows that she can't hide things from others, it just so happens that Jiaojiao is a handsome guy when she wears men's clothes without makeup, and she can deceive others not to create scandals for the enemy to attack herself, but she has been with Jiaojiao for a while, that time there was a mission, Jiaojiao and Deng Le went abroad, Jiaojiao didn't know how to get together with Karina.

Karena was so powerful that she didn't want to ride on a raft with others, but used ice magic to freeze the surface of the lake all the way, and then walked over the ice with her sister Eve.

Seeing Karena coming ashore, no one went to greet her, because people didn't care about you at all, and Deng Le just ignored Karina, but Karina didn't intend to ignore Deng Le, I saw Karina slowly come over, and then took Deng Le's hand, everyone was stunned, Dragon, didn't you say that this woman would be disgusting even if she was close to a man, why did she still grab your hand.

"Dragon Emperor!" Karena looked at Deng Le affectionately, "Please, take me to see her, I can give up everything, I know you are already together, but I am willing to be with her, even if I am touched by you, I can bear it!" Karena said, Shura They don't know who he/she is, but obviously, Karena will hold the dragon's hand because of that, and the last sentence is called funny, even if you touch it, you can bear it, are you going to fight the dead dragon or the dead dragon?

Deng Le is also very angry for this reason, what is it to be touched by me, it is bearable!"I'm sorry, our life is very happy now, if you really love her, don't come to disturb our life!" Deng Le refused, this is Deng Le's temperament, I don't agree to work for others if it is not good.

Karena didn't expect that there would be someone who could refuse her after cutting her flesh like this, "Okay, if you can, I can often help you with my hands." Karena said very quietly, not only Deng Le, Shura and several of them have collapsed, is this really the ice goddess who does not eat fireworks in the world, and it will be this! Hey, dragon, everyone has agreed to help you L, why don't you hurry up and agree, if it is Lao Tzu, you can let the ice goddess L, and you can die.

Deng Le was still unwilling, and Karena suddenly gritted her teeth and leaned into Deng Le's ear, "As long as you want, except for the front there, my mouth and ass can give you that." ”

"Huh~~~" The three of Shura made this sound at the same time.

"What are you doing!" Deng Le looked over, Shura Achilles and Colin looked at the sky and whistled, "It's nothing, it's just a brain fill-up, you continue your whisper." ”

"Okay, deal, after completing this mythical task, you can hurry up and prepare, I will send a plane to pick you up!" Deng Le agreed without hesitation.