Chapter 347: Everyone Has Their First Time
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Wei Shi said that she was not as shameless as Ouyang, and she naturally couldn't say this kind of thing, so she could only snort and turn her head to stop paying attention to this guy. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Hehe, there's a love affair!" Ling Su also stood up, looking at Wei Shi with interest, he glanced at Ouyang again and said, "Since everyone has said about Ouyang's affairs, I'll also talk about it!"
"Captain! There is an enemy in front of the captain, and the captain should rush to the front, so please ask the captain to leave quickly!" Ouyang's face turned dark, what happened to him. Isn't it just teasing his future daughter-in-law, and as a result, another **oss is introduced!And this **oss definitely has more information than everyone else.
"Heh, you kid still dare to order me! Let me tell you, didn't the Immortal Realm give this kid a nickname of killing gods a while ago? I want to ask Lord Demon King, how did you feel when you killed someone for the first time?" Ling Su looked at Wei Bingyi and asked.
"It's very cool! I have never had a feeling before, only once I knew that I couldn't do without it again, who really killed who knows!" Wei Bingyi obviously belongs to the character who has gone wrong, he should appear in some kind of movie like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, this is not a normal person at all, a normal person actually said that he fell in love with that feeling after killing someone...... Is there any reason for this?
"Very well, Lord Demon Ancestor, what about you?" Ling Su asked, looking at Bai Xing again.
"The first time I killed someone, I seemed to have slaughtered a village for the first time, and my body was full of blood or something, and it took me a long time to wash it off, so since then I have killed people and hated blood, because it is difficult to wash!" Bai Xing's answer was definitely stronger than Wei Bingyi's, a guy who kills people and doesn't want to see blood because it's hard to clean can't afford to hurt pbil.
"What about everyone?" Ling Su asked, looking at everyone. At this time, Ouyang said that he bowed his head. And Li Wei also began to draw circles on the side.
"The first time I shot a guy to death with a brick, that guy directly made me shoot it into a meatloaf, I swear, even if his mother came, I would never recognize him!" This is Xiao Yue's answer, very strong and powerful. "I'm not that ruthless, I only dismember people, but I'm definitely not like someone who burns people's souls with fire!"
Bai Mingming's words! Okay, this guy is strong enough.
"The first time I killed someone was my next-door neighbor, he liked to bully me since he was a child, and that time he actually wanted to marry me, I stabbed him dozens of times in a fit of anger, and then buried him alive before he died!" People just want to marry you, not kill your whole family, as for stabbing people dozens of times and then burying them alive while they are alive?
"The first time I killed someone, I encountered a few bandits, and then I easily cut them down piece by piece!" Ling Su also said his first time.
"The first time I killed someone seemed to be in a bazaar, and that time I fell for an illusionist's illusion, and I hunted him down for three days and three nights, and finally he hid in a bazaar, and I was so angry that I slaughtered the whole bazaar, and you don't know, the blood stained the whole bazaar, and it is said that for a long time after that, the face of the ground lost its original color. This is Lan Tong's answer, Lan Tong is ruthless enough, because a person slaughtered a bazaar, is this guy still a normal person?
"I'm not as ruthless as you, I met a demon fox, this demon fox was chased by me for a few days, and then after I killed it, I happened to be hungry at the time, so I skinned it and ate it. This is Lu Xiu's answer. And as soon as his words came out, a group of people gave him a thumbs up, and even Bai Yuming didn't know that this junior disciple of his had such a strong first mouth network.
"Li Wei, you are nickname......d" Wei Shi looked at Li Wei and then told about his first visit: "The first time I killed someone, I actually didn't see blood, at that time it was not long after I became the queen, and the soul clan had a custom, that is, the queen wanted to kill a thousand soul clan villains. I remember killing more than a thousand souls. ”
Wei Shi's words fell, and Ouyang was already in a cold sweat.
In Ouyang's eyes, Wei Shi has always belonged to a gentle and good girl, but after hearing that Wei Shi also had the experience of killing thousands of people, he said that he was really OU seven!
"Sister Wei Shi is really a good means, I can't do it, when the master asked me to go down the mountain, I just walked out and ran into a few bad guys, I was very scared at the time, and then I ...... them" Yan Hong is a little embarrassed!
"What's wrong with them?" Ouyang really wanted to hear Yan Hong say: The old lady gave those gentlemen what they were all at that time! Then the old lady laughed wildly and left...... But Yan Hong's next words directly killed Ouyang's idea in seconds, and Yan Hong was heard: "I was very scared at the time, but I thought that if I didn't make a move, they would harm others." So he castrated them all, and then watched them shed blood and die...... "Tough!
Although Yanhong's method is far less powerful and popular than the old lady's Yinxing Dafa at that time, this method is definitely not possible for ordinary people. If nothing else, just look at the present, hearing Yan Hong's answer, the men present can understand by subconsciously clamping their crotches, whether they are old or young.
After everyone had finished speaking for the first time, Ouyang also stood up and said, "What's the matter! Is there any problem with the first time I killed five of Xiqi's top scouts in one fell swoop in the wild boar forest behind the mountain village?"
Ouyang's words didn't sound like much, but Ling Su's next words made Ouyang completely dumbfounded, and he heard Ling Su say, "I remember someone vomiting on the battlefield!"
Sure enough, when Ling Su said this, everyone's faces changed greatly. Kill God Ouyang. Ouyang, who is known as the god of killing, actually killed and vomited, this sentence sounds like there are two ways to understand, the first way to understand is that Ouyang killed too much and was under a lot of pressure, and he was tired of killing and then vomited. The second is ...... Well, there are indeed many people present who understand that it is the first type, but looking at Ling Su's obscene appearance of laughter, as long as it is not a second pole, they must understand that it is definitely the second type.
"Awesome!" a group of people gave Ouyang a thumbs up. However, Ouyang hoped that they would give themselves a middle finger now, at least so that they could feel better.
"I'm a rising type, different from you!" Ouyang still wanted to try to defend himself, but Ouyang found that the people present didn't take him seriously at all, only Wei Shi walked to his side and shook his hand and comforted: "Don't be too sad, everyone has some not very perfect past, this is not a shame, we will not let the entire immortal world know." "What kind of comfort is that...... I have so many self-confessed acquaintances, and as a result, these people know about it. Ouyang regretted it at this time, he regretted why he was so handsome when he made a statue for Ling Su in Dayun, if he had known this result, Ouyang swore that he would have created a super obscene captain Ling Su against his will to show everyone, let everyone know that this is a guy who stabbed his brother in the back.
After some laughter, everyone also talked to each other about a lot of interesting things about themselves, but after that, Ouyang didn't say much, he had too many handles in the hands of this group of beasts, he was afraid that he would not be caught by others again.
The happy times always pass quickly, and in the blink of an eye, the outside is completely covered with the blood-colored snow, and the whole north has turned an eerie red. No, not only in the north, but at this moment, the entire immortal world is already a piece of blood red. For some, the red color is like a stimulant, and for others, it's like a spell that makes them feel like their lives are coming to an end.
At night, Ouyang and Wei Shi sat in the clouds. It was rare for Ouyang to have such a quiet time, so he secretly pulled his future daughter-in-law into the clouds to be romantic, although Ouyang never thought of himself as a romantic person.
"Will you go tomorrow?" Wei Shi looked at Ouyang, there was not too much worry in her eyes, because she knew the man in front of her very well, and this man was never someone who would give up or anything because of anyone's stopping. And she knows the strength of this man even more, she believes that as long as this man doesn't want to die, even if the entire fairy world surrounds him, he can easily leave.
"Well, it's better to solve this kind of thing quickly. I had a feeling in my dark that the King of Heaven was about to come out. ”
Ouyang looked at the moon above the clouds, at this time there was snow under the clouds, and there was only bright moonlight above the clouds, which looked very weird.
"I really don't understand why he has to go his own way so bently!" Wei Shi shook her head and sighed, she didn't know what the King of the Day was crazy about, why did he have to completely destroy this world?
"Actually, the reason is very simple!" Ouyang wrapped his arms around Wei Shi from behind and gently changed her into his arms and said: "To put it bluntly, it's just two words, boring! I started from the small world to the present, and the time is not more than 10,000 years, and I have always spent it in constant struggle, so I don't think this is a long time, but how many years has the king lived? No matter how beautiful this world is, he is afraid that he is tired of it, so he wants to quickly create a new world for himself to get rid of this boring feeling." ”
"Just for this?" Wei Shi was even more puzzled when she heard Ouyang's words.
"Isn't that enough?" Ouyang shrugged helplessly, and Ouyang's guess was really right, the Heavenly King was indeed a little bored.
"Then if you win, will you become the second Heavenly King in the future?" Wei Shi looked at Ouyang, her words were very technical, and it could be described as a pun. "I?hehe, if I'm bored, I'll pull you to erase your memories and enter reincarnation, and then continue to play a variety of roles, meet again in various worlds, get acquainted, know each other, love each other, and then grow old and enter reincarnation again......"