Chapter 13: Fat as a Pig
The so-called martial arts boy is just a name for people who are interested in learning martial arts but have not yet started, while the so-called martial artist is a name for people who have the qualifications to learn martial arts. And this martial arts qualification is the opinion of the benevolent and the wise, what kind of qualification is a good qualification, there is no unified statement in the entire Middle-earth continent. Because the human geography of different countries is different, the martial arts and techniques are naturally different, and the qualifications required are also different, or even very different. Even within a country, there is no completely unified standard for martial arts qualifications, so the form and content of the martial arts promotion assessment are different from place to place. Anyway, the minimum qualification recognized by the imperial court is a pure person who enters the Pure Crossing Realm, so the title of martial artist is given by each gang sect according to its own system.
The generation of the Yunti Sect has attached great importance to the competition of strength, so the form of the promotion assessment of the warriors of the Yunti Sect is fighting, the content is to fight with beasts, and the difficulty is to fight with ferocious beasts.
This means that if a child under the age of sixteen can't kill a tiger or a black bear alone, then he won't be able to stand out in the Cloud Body Sect.
Of course, this promotion exam is by no means mandatory for all martial arts children to participate, it is completely voluntary, after all, the exam is risky, and the reference needs to be cautious. However, it is inappropriate for a person not to participate, and he will lose the interest of advancing to the exam, although this person is only five years old, but who made him the righteous son of the sect master? Who made the sect master stand on the side of the princess? Therefore, the people under the side concubine Li naturally would not let go of any opportunity to make Gu Yan embarrassed.
Some children are born stupid, and some children are not born stupid, they are taught to be stupid.
After practicing flower boxing and embroidering legs for a year, Gu Jun was boasted by Liu Sanbiao as a genius child and a martial arts wizard. Anyway, in the outer room, only Liu Sanbiao talked to him, and only Liu Sanbiao was good to him, who else could he trust if he didn't believe him? Therefore, Xiao Gujun was so proud that his tail was cocked to the sky, and he never thought about what role his fat body could play in the fight.
Xiao Gujun, who knew that he was going to take the promotion martial arts exam the next day, was smart this time, not only tried all the meals with a silver needle, but also took a detoxification pill, for fear that someone would be drugged in the food again, and the next day's exam would be delayed.
The biggest attraction of the Yunti Sect's martial arts promotion exam in previous years was naturally not in the outer room disciples, nor in the inner room disciples, but in the entering disciples. After all, the disciple who entered the room was trained by the highest level of the Cloud Body Sect, so he was naturally superior, and he must be superior, so he could be called a disciple of the room.
This year is different, people's focus is not on the disciples who entered the room, but on Gu Jun, who cheated last year.
Not only did people search for Gu Jun's figure in the crowd, but they also talked about Gu Jun, which made the disciples who should have received attention feel ignored and left out, and they were very annoyed in their hearts, and they scolded secretly: "Abominable nepotism!"
But where is Gu Jun?
People who haven't seen Gu Jun for a year are difficult to locate Gu Jun's existence in the crowd at this time, because Gu Jun has become fat, his fat body is out of shape, his face is out of shape, and he is five years old and twenty-five years old, so many people didn't expect that the short, fat, and round pig-like creature among the disciples in the outer room was Gu Jun. Many people are questioning that Gu Jun didn't come at all, including Gu Yan and Jin Daotu.
They knew that there were a large number of disciples who participated in the promotion martial arts exam this time, and it was basically impossible for Gu Jun to win the top three, so they secretly sent someone to send a letter to Liu Sanbiao and told him not to let Gu Jun participate in this promotion exam. Who would have thought that Liu Sanbiao also received another letter with silver, which indicated that Xiao Gujun must be allowed to participate in this promotion exam. As soon as Liu Sanbiao's mind turned, he accepted the silver, and praised Xiao Gujun's natural divine power and invincibility. On the one hand, he told Xiao Gujun that there were too many masters in this exam, and asked him to go again next year. In this way, Xiao Gujun's stubborn temper, where is he willing to be convinced? In order to reunite with his father-in-law as soon as possible, he also has to come to take the exam? So he went. So Liu Sanbiao spent the silver with peace of mind. Anyway, what the two letters asked him to say, he said both.
Every year, the martial artists of the Cloud Body Sect have a very large number of onlookers. Therefore, the venue is usually not located in the palace, but in a vacant land on the outskirts of Dancheng.
This year, the venue was chosen in a mountain glade. This mountain is not high, it is a mound of about 100 meters, the open space is in the low-lying place between the two mountains, the examination room is located here, the red silk is surrounded by red satin, the stands are set on the mound, and the soft and hard seats are arranged according to the grade. In this way, it just forms a natural Colosseum, which can accommodate 10,000 people.
The reason why the promotion martial arts exam was so grand this time was only because King Li Zhao Qi wanted to be present at the scene. And the reason why Li Wang Zhao Qi wanted to come to the scene in person was because last year's Yunti Sect entrance test lost a Xuan Master's life. He never thought that a Xuan Master could commit suicide in a small entrance test, and there were only two Xuan Masters registered in Lizhou, Gu Yan and Wu Hook, and one was forced to die in the last entrance test, so it is still unknown what tricks can be made in this promotion martial arts exam!
Before the start of the exam, it was inevitable that the leaders of the Cloud Body Sect would give speeches and guest speeches.
Gu Yan, as the leader, said: "Do your best to raise the majesty of my Yunti Sect!
As a guest, King Li instructed: "Take the exam well, advance a lot, and finally wish the Yunti Sect a complete success in the martial arts examination." ”
Gu Yan's words made the audience excited, and King Li's words made Princess Zigri and Concubine Li, who were sitting next to him, entangled in their hearts.
"You sing and I'll appear. Hmph, this arranged show should be staged and must be staged! As long as the performance is seamless, the prince will not be able to find fault with me!"
"Last time, I was defeated and forced to death Wu Hook, that slut must be itchy and waiting for an opportunity to retaliate. I'm going to guard against it, lest this slut have another incident!"
After the lectures and gifts, the disciples entered the room one by one to fight the beasts that had been released from the cages in the field.
This arrangement was intended to encourage the inner and outer disciples and tell them that it was absolutely possible for them to kill a beast alone at their age.
And this possibility can sometimes make people feel inferior.
There were a total of six disciples on the field, all of whom were selected during the entrance test the year before. It took only one stick of incense for the first man to slaughter a tiger with a dagger, it took only one stick of incense for the second man to kill a black bear with a short axe, and it took only one stick of incense for the third to sixth people combined, killing the tiger and the black bear with a short sword, a red tassel spear, a trident, and a money dart.
Such a brave disciple made the audience in the stands burst into applause, applause one after another, and thumbs up could be seen everywhere waving frequently......
Originally, there were only five people who signed up for the martial arts advancement exam, but at this time, seeing that the disciples were only five years old, they could easily kill tigers and black bears, but there were three twelve-year-old disciples who signed up for the martial arts promotion exam.
However, the Inner Chamber Disciple was bitten off by a tiger since he first played, and immediately begged for mercy. Although a discerning person can see that it was a momentary carelessness, the examination room is like a battlefield, not only is there no sympathy, but also very ruthless. Gu Yan immediately announced that this person not only had no self-knowledge of his martial arts level, but also did not have the perseverance to fight to the end, so it was really difficult to take on the big responsibility in the future, demoted out of the Yunti Sect, and issued a pension of ten taels.
The tiger in the Colosseum was still gnawing on the man's arm, and the clattering chewing sound was chilling to listen to, and Gu Yan's words were as painful as ice thorns.
"What does my Yunti Sect rely on to last for more than a thousand years? It is the sect's self-knowledge and determination to fight to the end! You can choose not to be on this battlefield! But if you do, you will fight to the end and never flinch! Otherwise, the enemy will not show mercy to your men, and he will never need you with one arm!"
The listener is awe-inspiring.
"My Yunti Sect loves the disciples, that is to love them fundamentally, not to spoil them! My Yunti Sect grants the disciples martial arts, that is to let them protect their lives, protect their families, and protect the country, and they are definitely not used to be brave and reckless! Those who do not measure their own strength die unexpectedly, that is the principle of heaven! I have given Fang Cai a pension of ten taels to the very best! Here, I would like to inform the disciples who are going to take the exam next that if there are any people who are disabled or die due to the exam, my Yunti Sect will not be responsible!"
The listener gasped and was stunned.
"Those who have already signed up, if they are afraid of the tigers and black bears in this examination room and dare not take the exam, they will be expelled from the Yunti Sect, and you will not be polite. Gu Yan waved his hand and said sternly, "Now, the Inner Chamber Great Disciple and the Outer Room Great Disciple immediately handed me the list of disciples who signed up for the exam, and there is no room for delay!"
Gu Yan's resolute and resolute style made the audience awe-inspired, and no one lamented for the apostle who was missing an arm and got a pension.
But when Liu Sanbiao, the eldest disciple of the outer room, handed over the list of candidates, Gu Yan's eyelids jumped, his heart tightened, and remorse suddenly appeared.
"Why did Jun'er sign up? Didn't he sign up? Too disobedient! Too disobedient! Alas......"
The tiger, who had just eaten an arm, was still standing on the Colosseum and constantly roaming, roaring from time to time, and the blood between his teeth seemed to show his might......
At this moment, the Inner Chamber Sect knew how huge the gap between himself and the disciples who entered the Inner Room was, and his inflated confidence immediately shrank into a grain of rice, hiding it in the bottom of his heart, and he no longer dared to go up to the exam recklessly.
Later, the three Inner Chamber Sect disciples who filled in their names immediately proposed not to take the exam and voluntarily quit the Cloud Body Sect. The other four went on to play hard, but they chose two weapons, one was a short sword and the other was a dart. When the tiger and the black bear are far away, they hit the eye with a dart, and when they hit, they lean on it with a short sword and pierce it into the vital point; if they miss, it will be dangerous, and if the tiger and the black bear come closer, they can only fight with their short swords!
Such a way of playing, although it is a bit opportunistic, but it will save his life in the end. Four people, one fought with a serious injury, one fought with a lameness, one fought into a one-eyed dragon, and one won a big victory.
The man who won the big victory was a fluke, and when the tiger chased him, he was afraid of being overtaken, so he threw a dart backwards without looking, and he was caught in the eye because the tiger chased him too close!
So he picked up the short sword and turned back, the beast is the beast, the eyes suddenly lost sight, he lost his concentration, lost his surname, and was stabbed to death by the chaotic sword in a few strokes!
People were embarrassed to see such a victory, but they had to admit that he had won this guy!
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