In the press briefing room of the State Council, Li Chen wore a military uniform and walked in with powerful steps.

The audience was in an uproar, and the reporters were discussing one after another: Who is he? Why is he wearing a general's uniform? Is he a general? He is too

Young!

"Hello everyone!" Li Chen walked up to the rostrum: "Let me introduce myself first, you may have heard my name, my name is Li Chen,

is an army general. ”

"Ah!" a reporter in the audience screamed in surprise, stood up and asked, "You are Li Chen?"

Young lieutenant general, but how do you ......?"

"Oh, yes. Li Chen took over the words: "Because I made a meritorious contribution in the last Vietnam evacuation incident, not long ago

Just promoted to general. ”

"Oh, may I ask if your unit is the same unit that was evacuated last time? What kind of unit is that?" the reporter then asked.

"Yes, that's the troops I lead. As for the nature, this is a military secret, I can't say. After saying that, Li Chen stopped this

If the reporter wanted to say more, he said, "I'd better announce something." ”

Li Chen paused, and then said: "This morning, Vietnam and Indonesia suddenly sent a joint fleet to occupy the southern part of our country.

Novel Sand Islands. I think you all know about this. Now, I would like to invite you to ask questions about this matter. ”

Li Chen did not talk about the results of the handling, but first asked the reporters present to ask questions.

"Hello. A foreign reporter stood up in broken Chinese and asked, "Excuse me, what caused this incident?"

What is the Chinese government's attitude towards this incident?"

"We are deeply saddened by the shameless acts of these two countries, which have greatly hurt the friendship between the two countries. After discussion, it was decided that I would represent

The heroic People's Liberation Army will send troops to the South China Sea to defend our territorial waters and fight against foreign invasion

omitted. And, in order that something like this doesn't happen again in the future, we will strike at all the military forces of these two countries to make sure that they do it again

I can't afford to break the border!"

As soon as Li Chen's words were finished, all the reporters in the audience were speechless in shock.

"What!" a short reporter stood up and asked in shock: "Admiral Li, are you saying that China will declare war on these two countries?"

You know, it's aggression!"

The diminutive reporter's face shrunk and his lips with two moustaches on his lips made him a Japanese at first glance.

"No, no, no. Li Chen glanced at him tirelessly, and said sarcastically: "This is not called aggression, to borrow a phrase from yours, this is called."

'Enter', we are there to keep the peace. ”

"You, you, you're arguing with words, aggression is aggression. The Japanese were not convinced.

"Haha, I seem to have heard one of the funniest jokes in the world, and you Japanese also know what aggression is? Haha, it's really slippery

The world's worst!" Li Chen laughed and continued to sarcastically.

"You, you ......" The Japanese couldn't stand Li Chen's sarcasm, so they turned around and left.

"Hey, don't forget to tell the prime minister when you go back that the Diaoyu Islands belong to China!" Li Chen shouted as he looked at the back of the Japanese.

"Haha, now, the clown is gone, let's continue to ask questions. After the Japanese left, Li Chen said.

"Hello, I'm a reporter for CT TV in the United States. A blond-haired young man stood up and said, "May I ask Admiral Li, do you know?

Your actions will cause regional turmoil, and it is likely that it will lead to a world war?"

"Of course. Li Chen paused, and then said: "So, we will give the fleets of these two countries two hours from ours

territorial waters are withdrawn, but these two countries must compensate us for our losses. ”

"Oh, as far as I know, you have nothing to lose at all?" asked the blonde reporter in confusion, "these two countries have entered your south

After the sea, but you didn't fire a shot, you didn't lose anything?"

"No, you're wrong. Li Chen denied: "This behavior of these two countries has greatly hurt the feelings of our people.

They must compensate. ”

"Then I don't know what kind of compensation law it is?" asked the blond young man again.

"Hehe, it's simple. Li Chen smiled and continued, "One hundred yuan per person is enough." ”

"Oh, it's that simple?" the blonde reporter didn't understand Li Chen's words, and many of the Chinese reporters in the audience were already snickering.

"Of course, it's as simple as that. Li Chen held back his smile vigorously, and then said: "China's current population is close to 1.4 billion, and each person is 100

Yuan, that is, 140 billion yuan, and the sum of the two countries, that is, 280 billion, we calculated according to the national conditions of these two countries

It will take 10 years for Vietnam to demarcate and Indonesia 30 years to pay off. How's that, reasonable, right?"

"You, you, alas, I have to say something that represents my personal opinion: your government is really extortionist. The blonde reporter felt helpless

With a sigh, he sat back.

"Thank you very much. Li Chen teased and continued: "Okay, next question." ”

"General Li, please forgive me, the conditions you said are too harsh, and it is estimated that these two countries will not agree. If these two countries just withdraw

If you don't have the fleet and don't agree to your conditions, will you still start a war?" asked a foreign female reporter with a raised hand.

"Yes!" Li Chen replied with a fixed solution.

"Why? Don't you think it's very unfair to the people of both countries?" the female reporter asked with a frown.

"Is that fair to our people? I'm sorry, I'm just a soldier, I just know how to protect our people from being violated. "Li Chen

Glaring at the female reporter, she got up from her seat and replied loudly.

As soon as Li Chen finished speaking, the Chinese reporters present immediately applauded.

"But......" the female reporter wanted to say something.

"Let me tell you a story. Li Chen re-energized and said slowly: "It is said that eagles are the strongest race of all birds

, according to the research done by zoologists, this may have something to do with the feeding habits of the eagles. It is said that eagles give birth to four or five eaglets at a time, thanks to them

The nest is very high, so the food brought back from the hunt can only be fed to one eaglet at a time. And the way the eagles are fed is not based on the principle of equality, but

Whichever eaglet grabs the fiercest will be given to whichever one eats. In this way, the slightly emaciated eaglets starved to death because they repeatedly failed to eat food.

And the strongest and most ferocious eaglets survived. In this way, the strong genes are passed down from generation to generation, and the eagles are getting stronger. ”

Li Chen paused for a moment, and then said: "I explain it like this, do you understand? Natural selection, this is the law! Blame these two countries."

People are living in the wrong place! Okay, next question. ”

"Hello, General Lee. A Chinese reporter stood up, his eyes full of admiration: "General Li, as a Chinese."

I admire what you say, but as a journalist, I have to ask, would you massacre the surrendered armies of the two countries?

, what will you do if civilians take up arms to resist after our army enters the two countries?"

"Huh. Li Chen smiled and continued, "This is a very good question you asked. First, let me answer your first question

Title. I am a soldier, I am not a butcher! For those officers and soldiers who surrendered, our army's policy was to give preferential treatment to prisoners, as long as they did not make trouble

We will guarantee the safety of their lives. I'll answer your second question, if civilians take up arms and resist, I will order my fighters

Shoot him without hesitation. ”

"General Li! You are despising human rights!" As soon as Li Chen finished speaking, the American reporter stood up and asked reprimanded.

"No, you're wrong! I won't let my soldiers talk about human rights on the battlefield! Human rights come after the war is over. There are, such as:

If a civilian takes up arms against our fighters, then he is not a civilian, he is a soldier. For a fighter, we will be with him

A fair fight, give him the honor of death!" Li Chen retorted.

"This, this ......" The American reporter was speechless after being refuted twice, so he had to sit down helplessly.

"Alright, please go ahead and ask questions. Li Chen said again.

"Admiral Lee, I'm a reporter for BJ. I want to ask you, are you sure you can win this battle?" a Chinese journalist asked, standing up. "Of course, I am very sure that I will give an explanation to the people. Li Chen affirmed.

"Then General Li, do you remember the Black May of '98?" the reporter then asked.

"Of course!" Listening to the reporter's words, Li Chen slapped the table heavily, widened his eyes, stood up and said, "I will never."

I will forget that in the Black May, thousands of my compatriots died, and the thugs who carried the heads of my countrymen in their hands to show off!

Repay it with blood!"

"Well, that's all for today's press conference, and whether the battle can start in two hours depends on the attitude of the two countries. Regarding the results, when the time comes, the state will release it again, and everyone will disperse. After speaking, Li Chen calmed down and ended this new one

Smell the press conference.

"General Li, please wait!" Just as Li Chen was about to leave, the American reporter shouted at Li Chen's back.

"Oh?" Li Chen turned around, "What else do you have to do?"

"May I ask General Lee, will your Congress broadcast this war live? If so, will we be able to participate?" asked the American reporter.

"If there is a war, we will broadcast it live to the world, but foreigners have no right to participate because it is involved

Some of our military secrets. Li Chen explained.

Please have flowers, collect.