Chapter 218: Rub Your Sister, Copy Guy, Fuck It

"Wife, do you remember that you were unconscious" Li Chen hugged You Xuan, the two leaned together, Li Chen began to ask You Xuan about her coma, hoping to get a little information from it, but halfway through, he was interrupted by You Xuan, You Xuan raised his little face and looked at Li Chen, and said seriously word by word: "Yes, sleep, sleep!" Li Chen coughed dryly, nodded and said, "Well, good, sleep, sleep." Did you dream of anything unusual when you slept, or did you feel anything unusual?"

You Xuan tilted her head and thought for a while, and suddenly whispered with a red face: "Husband, you are so bad." ”

A drop of cold sweat broke out on Li Chen's forehead and said, "What do you want the little girl, hurry up, I'll ask you." You Xuan had a cute expression that couldn't stand the bullying, and muttered in a low voice: "Do you have to say it?" Li Chen nodded and said affirmatively: "It's very important, you must say it." You Xuan's expression gave him great curiosity, and he was now eager to know what You Xuan was feeling, and maybe it would help his question.

"People, people dreamed that they gave birth to a baby for their husbands. It's so cute" You Xuan's eyes were full of stars, although she was very shy, but she still finished it in one breath, her eyes were full of longing.

Li Chen couldn't find an accurate word to describe his mood at this moment.

"Husband, what's wrong with you, aren't you happy?" You Xuan keenly captured Li Chen's changes, tilted his head and asked, "A person who reads the novel ybdu face wants to share with you your unappreciative expression, Li Chen coughed dryly, and hurriedly hugged You Xuan, saying, "No, no, it's too late to be happy, eh, there is nothing but these?"

"Also, a lot of stars, a lot of birdmen, those birdmen are kneeling on the ground, and there are a lot of other messy things, I can't remember clearly, anyway, I gave birth to a lovely and cute baby for my husband. Obviously, You Xuan's focus was on the second half of the sentence, but Li Chen was attracted by You Xuan's first half of the sentence, and hurriedly asked: "They are kneeling on the ground, is there anything else?" ”

Looking at Li Chen's serious expression, he pouted dissatisfiedly, but You Xuan still tried hard to recall: "There are still two old men by my side, anyway, they are with me, one of the old men is in front of a lizard with wings, there are a lot, and the kind without wings, which is very beautiful and mighty, and the other old man in front of him is" You Xuan thought hard, suddenly his face turned pale, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he fell into Li Chen's arms and trembled, Li Chen was shocked, and hurriedly hugged You Xuan, and said eagerly: "What's wrong?" Yu Xuan, what's wrong with you?"

"Husband, I am so painful, my head hurts. You Xuan frowned tightly, opened his eyes slightly, and looked at Li Chen's eyes full of pain, seeing this scene, he didn't have time to blame himself, Li Chen hugged You Xuan in his arms, kissed You Xuan's forehead lightly, and whispered: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, wife, don't think about it, don't think about those things that you can't think of anymore." ”

"But," Yu Xuan struggled to say, "but my husband said it was very important. ”

Hugging You Xuan tightly in distress, Li Chen said: "There is nothing more important than my wife, you don't have to think about anything now, lie quietly in my arms, you know?"

You Xuan nodded slightly, gasped for a few breaths, her face was obviously much less, and the bursts of pain slowly moved away, but obviously, the pain just now brought a lot of load to You Xuan's body, she lay in Li Chen's arms and gasped, her pretty face was full of cold sweat, Li Chen wiped the sweat off You Xuan's face one by one in distress, hugged the exhausted You Xuan in his arms, looked at the vast Lingshan, and sighed slightly.

After pacifying You Xuan, it was already late, Li Chen left You Xuan's room, pulled Lucifer and the Bull Demon King together, and when everyone came, Li Chen said, "Tonight, fuck it!"

"Well, so anxious?" King Jizo, who had just been pulled up from the mahjong table, was very upset, but he still asked suspiciously, his luck was just up and he was pulled over, and the result was that the money he had lost before made him a lot of debt.

"Grandma's, they all let people bully their families, and if we don't do it, there won't be a few of us alive next time!" Li Chen said unceremoniously, and sure enough, except for King Jizo, who was not present that day, everyone's old faces were red.

"Can we deal with them?" Bajie was still as unconfident as ever, as soon as he heard that he was going to do a big job, he wished to run as far as possible, and now he had this impulse, his eyes were rolling, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Li Chen smiled, how could he not know what Bajie was doing, patted Bajie's shoulder, and said, "Of course, you don't have to go to Bajie." Bajie breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately heard Li Chen say: "You better go to the pigsty to guard Tangkla, lest he take advantage of the chaos to run away?" Bajie's face turned pale, and he said solemnly: "No! I Bajie is also a man, how can I hide behind this kind of thing? Good man, I should take Wu Hook and kill the Quartet!" Bajie thought to himself, my old pig is not a fool, who doesn't know that if there is really a fight, the birdman will definitely take advantage of the chaos to come in and do two things, the first is to recapture their goddess, and the second is to save Tangkla, and what is the difference between guarding Tangkla and looking for death. Bajie thought so, smirking proudly.

Li Chen glanced at Bajie and said, "Since that's the case, then I won't say more." Well, what do you mean? Brother Niu, what about you, monkeys?"

The Bull Demon King, a violent element, is naturally the most enthusiastic about this kind of thing, although he was very unhappy to be pulled out of the women's pile, but when he heard that there was a fight, he immediately extinguished the fire, and said with a smile: "I agree!

Li Chen looked at the monkey, who sat restlessly, blew the monkey's hair, and said, "My grandson naturally has no opinion, do it now?"

Li Chen smiled mysteriously and shook his head, looked up at the sky, and whispered: "The moon is dark and the wind is high, it is the night of murder." ”

In the end, Li Chen thought about it, and said: "After everyone goes back, prepare for it, maybe it's possible, maybe you can't come back." After saying that, Li Chen turned around and left.

Bajie looked at Li Chen's back stupidly and asked the monkey: "Brother Monkey, what does he mean when he says he can't come back?"

The monkey patted Bajie and said angrily: "That is to say, your hundreds of catties may be confessed tonight." ”

As soon as he heard this, Bajie's pig hair stood up, shook his head and shook his hand and said: "No, no, no, my old pig has an eighty-year-old sow and a three-year-old suckling pig below, and it must not die, Gao Laozhuang's flower-like daughter-in-law is still waiting for me to go back, I can't go." ”

"It's late. The monkey smiled, picked up the stick and waved it twice, stood up, and said, "Just now, didn't you just say that you should guard the Tangkla? You yourself refused, that was not what you said? Good man should take Wu Hook to kill the Quartet, not bad, good, idiot, I can't see that you still have this hand." ”

After the monkey finished speaking, he hummed and chirped: "My old grandson is also going back to explain to the group of monkeys and monkeys, idiot, don't go and arrange the future." After saying that, he walked away step by step.

Bajie grinned at the back of the monkey, stabbed the Tai Bai Xing beside him with a sad face, and said depressedly: "Lao Bai, look at that Sun monkey, where does he look like he is going to die, I don't know how he looks and think he is going to the cave tonight, what should I do? Lao Bai, are you willing to send him to death?" After speaking, Bajie found that Tai Bai Xing did not react at all, turned his head, but saw that Tai Bai Xing was holding a book of xxx and reading hard, as if he had noticed Bajie's eyes, Tai Bai Xing raised his head, looked at Bajie, and said: "My party spirit tells me that I am a screw of the party, and I will appear where I am needed!" After speaking, Tai Bai Xing also staggered away, Bajie cried and looked at King Jizo, and before Bajie could speak, King Jizo said: " Amitabha, the benefactor of the eight precepts, and the poor monk also went to prepare a will."

Bajie sneered: "You bald donkey, what kind of disciples do you have to succeed? Or do you have a family of thousands of dollars? Who will you leave a will for?"

King Jizo said solemnly: "Amitabha, the donor of the eight precepts, others can call me a bald donkey, but you can't, because you are also a Buddha, so to say that I am a bald donkey means that you yourself are also a bald donkey, of course, now the Buddha is not a good thing, Lao Tzu was foolishly deceived to go to the place where the bird does not shit in the underworld for so many years, Lao Tzu fucked his Shakyamuni! Lao Tzu wants to wipe his sister!" After scolding excitedly, King Jizo straightened the robe on his body and said calmly: " Amitabha, the benefactor of the eight precepts, the poor monk went to prepare a will. After speaking, he walked away in a flutter "Wipe your sister" Bajie looked at the back of King Jizo and spit out three words fiercely.

At sunset, Li Chen called Chen Lin, Qin Shuang and You Xuan together, took a deep breath, faced the three women who were looking at him nervously, smiled, took out three letters from his arms, handed them to the three women, and said: "If I can't come back tomorrow, you go back to contact Shui Lan, he will send you back to the earth, I will go back to find you, this letter, you go back to the earth and look at it." ”

Chen Lin's heart tightened suddenly, threw away the letter in front of him, grabbed Li Chen's clothes and asked, "What are you going to do!? Why are you talking to me in a tone that explains what happened to you!?"

Qin Shuang and You Xuan also looked at Li Chen nervously, Li Chen smiled slightly, held Chen Lin's little hand, and said, "Don't worry, I'll be back." ”

"Do you want to leave us?" Qin Shuang couldn't help it, and pounced on Li Chen's back for a while, Li Chen let go of Chen Lin's hands, turned around, and hugged Qin Shuang, Qin Shuang suddenly stopped fighting like a shrew, and threw herself into Li Chen's arms and cried.

"Silly girl, your husband is not dead, why are you crying. Li Chen smiled bitterly.

"But, are you going to trouble those birdmen tonight?" and you're going with a mortal heart?" Qin Shuang raised her teary eyes and said with a crying voice.

Li Chen Khan, this woman is really smart, worthy of being the marshal of a country's soldiers and horses, and hurriedly said with a wry smile: "What is it called going with a heart of death, is it in your mind, I am the kind of character who rushes up stupidly to send him to death? Besides, I can't die, don't forget, I have a godhead." The Godhead is immortal, and it is impossible for a god to fall. ”

Chen Lin behind him slowly walked up, hugged Li Chen from behind, and said softly, "You go." ”

Not only Li Chen, but even Qin Shuang looked at her in surprise.

Chen Lin gently buried his head in Li Chen's back, held back it, and said softly: "I know, my husband is not the kind of person who doesn't care about his wife and children, he has his children and wife on the earth, and his wife here, he won't, he won't do stupid things." All we have to do is let him go out with peace of mind. ”

Li Chen hugged Chen Lin tightly with emotion, nodded, and said, "Don't worry, I will come back completely, and besides, I will come back with everyone in their entirety! For the sake of you, and their trust in me, and the trust in putting their lives in my hands!" Thinking back to the Bull Demon King, the Monkey, the Tai Bai Xing, the King of the Earth, and Lucifer, these stupid and persistent gods and monsters, Li Chen's heart was full of feelings.