Chapter Twenty-Four: High-quality Elephant Aunt
Bright red flowers, bright green grass, bright moon, chic pavilion......
At the moment when he fell over the wall, this quiet and peaceful scene made Gu Jun obsessed......
The breeze was blowing through his messy hair, as if a gentle hand was caressing a homeless child, soft and warm......
The pain of landing is still silent, and he can't bear to step on a grass and a flower in this beautiful scenery, Xiao Gujun tiptoes against the thick wall and moves slowly, hoping to turn out from the south wall of this courtyard, not disturbing the grass and trees here, and not breaking the quiet and beautiful here.
But Gu Jun thought so, and the inner room disciples outside the wall didn't think so, he had already heard the sound of the inner room disciples from the east and west sides of the wall fighting in ping-pong......
Gu Jun smiled. I don't know why, but this fight caused by him gave him a sense of accomplishment.
When he was still reading and hyphenating by Gu Yan's side, he once found a dilapidated book in the corner of the library pavilion, and after reading it, he couldn't understand its meaning, so he asked Gu Yan: "Father-in-law, what does it mean to say 'four taels and a thousand catties' in this book? How can a light thing move a heavy thing? Not to mention the huge difference between the weight of these four taels and a thousand catties!"
"These four or two thousand catties are the sharpness of avoiding the enemy, not hard against hard, and seizing the favorable moment to knock down the opponent in Hue's easy-going situation. But this Hue easy-going is actually speculation. This is a partial door in the physical arts, and if you blindly try to trick yourself in fighting with others, you will definitely suffer losses! Jun'er must not learn! Our Yunti Sect emphasizes that what we want is to come from the real and attack it with the real. Practicing martial arts and being a human being are all about ......"
Gu Yan's words Gu Jun never doubted, but the events that happened one after another in the past two years made him have to rethink the cognition that Gu Yan instilled in him.
"It's a lot of money in life, right? Later, I have to study the four taels of this body technique. Maybe I won't have to be afraid of opponents who are higher than me......"
Gu Jun quickly accelerated the pace of movement against the root of the wall, he was afraid that the fight outside the wall would end too quickly, but as long as Liu Zhang still had a breath, he would definitely say that he had climbed over this wall, and then he didn't know what ideas they would come up with to intercept him.
Gu Jun expected it to be good, this Liu Zhang was already weak and weak, even if he hated the male style party in his heart, and he was unwilling to admit defeat to the male wind party, he couldn't beat Li Gang, he wanted to talk about Gu Jun's theft, but the other party came for his beauty, and he didn't give him a chance at all. After the fierce battle between the two sides, Liu Zhang was caught by Li Gang in his hand and touched and touched, touching everywhere, touching him unbearably humiliated, and even more unbearable in front of the brothers in the Western District, the hatred for Gu Jun in his heart was much stronger, and then he not only said the truth of the matter, but also added fuel and vinegar to say that Gu Jun is an unusually beautiful man, with a white body and beautiful eyebrows. And compared with boys, there is a dwarf physique that can always maintain the status quo, and it is definitely the ultimate male pet that is rare to see in a century!
This praise of Gu Jun finally aroused Li Gang's interest, he pushed Liu Zhang to Du Ziteng, touched his goatee and said with a smile: "What a high-quality elephant aunt that is rare to see in a hundred years! Brother Gang, I must take a good look at what kind of high-quality method it is! If I can really make Brother Gang and me cool to the sky, I will let you go, the tofu scum of the West District!"
The leaders of the Western District were called tofu scum by the leader of the Eastern District Men's Wind Party, and the inner disciples of the entire Western District lowered their heads one after another, resentful in their hearts, and determined to cultivate hard, and they would definitely earn back this dignity in the future! They trampled all the men and women under their feet and ravaged them well, and gagged their mouths with their own steel guns......
"Say, where is this high-quality elephant aunt that is rare to see in a hundred years?"
"Uh...... He climbed over the wall......"
"Nima, are you playing Lao Tzu? He climbed over this wall, how can you let me chase him!"
"Uh...... It's almost dawn, so why don't we knock on the door and tell the people inside that there's a dwarf thief inside, and let us catch them?"
"Okay! That's it! Go tell the people inside!"
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Listening to the noisy voices outside the wall gradually shifting the position, Xiao Gujun couldn't figure out what the reason was for a while, so he could only move to the south wall as fast as possible, no matter how good the scenery here was, it was dangerous, and he had to leave as soon as possible.
Xiao Gujun didn't know that the gate of this courtyard was to the south. Fortunately, this courtyard is very big, and Xiao Gujun's feet can't go fast, but he can't bump into the subordinates who opened the gate to Liu Zhang and others in the south.
"I said why is it so noisy in the middle of the night, it turns out that it was a thief!" The subordinate of the courtyard yawned, opened the courtyard door sleepily, and looked at Liu Zhang's injured body except for his face, and was startled, "How can I let you enter this Yuxiu Garden to catch thieves like this? This is a place where the princess stays! You go back and change your clothes and come in again!"
"Uh......"
"Little brother, it's inconvenient for him to go in and catch the thief, so I'll do it for me?" Li Gang came up, a pair of old bean eyes habitually glanced up and down at the male surnamed in front of him, and involuntarily scored it in his mind, the score was not high, but his mouth was polite, "I am one of the few pure people in the inner room disciples, the matter of catching thieves must be caught, and the residence of the lady in the house can't let the thief stay longer, I'm afraid it's not good to be frightened, what do you say, little brother?"
This person usually waits in the courtyard, and he has never known about the situation of the disciples in the inner chamber of the Yunti Sect, but when he heard that Li Gang is a pure person, his face was full of respect, and he replied again and again: "Since you are a pure person, then you are naturally strong, please come in and catch the thief, just need to be quiet, the masters have not woken up at this time, and it is inconvenient for me to report, so I can only trouble you to try not to disturb the sleep of the masters when you search in the courtyard." You can search people's rooms as you like. ”
Li Gang nodded, agreed repeatedly, and then led the four well-dressed people from the men's style party into the garden with the next person.
Although Xiao Gujun had never seen Li Gang, he saw a layer of blue light looming on one of the five people who entered the park, and he knew that this was probably the pure clothes that only the pure ones had in the legend.
This pure clothes were originally a layer of defense for the pure person to condense the pure qi around the body when facing the enemy, and now Li Gang of Souyuan actually uses the pure clothes to protect the body, which is actually showing that he is the identity of the pure person.
"This garden is square, there are four walls in total, you go to one person in each direction to search for the dwarf thief, and report to me quickly if there is news!" Li Gang then lowered his voice and emphasized to his four party members: "It is naturally best to capture the dwarf thief intact, if not, come and report it quickly, and I will personally clean him up!"
"Yes!"
The four of them immediately dispersed and went to search for Gu Jun in four directions, but Li Gang was standing in the middle of the garden, using the lantern in the hands of his subordinates to keep illuminating the situation in the garden......
After the martial artist entered the Jingdu Realm, his senses were indeed sharper than before, but Li Gang had just entered the Jingdu Realm, and the pure qi in his body was pitiful, so the faint light of the lantern could not let Li Gang see the whole picture of the garden in the dark night.
Xiao Gujun just walked to the junction of the west wall and the south wall at this moment, he shrunk his body, did not dare to move, looked at Li Gang in the middle of the garden from afar, and pondered a plan to get out.
This yard is big, but there are many flowers and plants in the yard, but there are few pavilions and pavilions, and it is not easy to hide, unless you can hide quietly under the bed in the bedroom of a certain master, then Li Gang does not dare to search the bedroom, and the master in the bedroom may not find himself.
Although this idea is too risky, Xiao Gujun has no better way at the moment, rather than going over the wall and being caught by the inner room disciples outside the wall at this time, it is better to find a bedroom and rush in in exchange for a trace of life.
Thinking of this, Xiao Gujun tore off a piece of cloth from his body to cover his face, so as to rob the bed board in the bedroom, even if he was discovered by the master in the bedroom, he could act as a thief and threaten the master, and if he had a hostage in his hand, he would have a bargaining chip.
Yuntizong's library pavilion, there are some books of any category, Xiao Gujun didn't read less when he read and hyphenation, and he read some of the things that should be read and shouldn't be read, although he didn't know anything about it, but he also slowly digested it in his later life, especially the history of the Four Kingdoms War, he likes to read it the most, it is full of heroic war records, politician strategies. At that time, it will be seen as a story, and now it will be applied to reality. It's kind of putting what you've learned into practice, or you wouldn't have come up with these ghost ideas. It's just a pity that there is no Spring Palace in the Library Pavilion ~ picture! There is no male style Spring Palace ~ picture! Otherwise, he would not have encountered today's unfortunate incident!
Because of the injury to his feet, he was unable to move, and Xiao Gujun was anxious to find a bedroom where he could hide, so he decided to use his hands instead of his feet and walk upside down.
This is not difficult for Xiao Gujun, firstly, he is not heavy, and secondly, his arm strength is amazing, otherwise he would not be able to smash biotite with one punch when he was four years old.
But after all, he is not used to walking with his hands, and Xiao Gujun has to keep his feet bent back when he is upside down to reduce the height to avoid being discovered by Li Gang, so he is not faster than his injured feet, but his voice is softer......
The four people who searched were searching carefully and quickly, as if they were eager to see a high-quality elephant aunt that was rare in a hundred years, and their expressions when searching were not like they were searching for thieves, but searching for treasures.
One of them found Xiao Gujun first, didn't shout or scream, rubbed his hands, sneakily leaned over, and slowly showed a grappling hand with confidence, but he didn't even touch Xiao Gujun's clothes, but was smashed on the man's head by Xiao Gujun's burden and fainted on the ground.
"Sneak attack? The last thing the master is afraid of is a sneak attack!"
Xiao Gujun sneered and continued to move forward, seeing the rows of houses in front of him, his heart became more and more nervous - there is only one chance to choose this house, and it may be a little difficult to come up with it after entering.
was thinking about which room to enter, but he felt a wind in the back of his head, obviously someone wanted to knock him out, Xiao Gu Jun didn't look back, suddenly turned his upside down body, squatted down, pulled out a dagger, and cut the calf kicked by the person!
This man howled, but suddenly covered his mouth, because he knew that this was the residence of the princess's concubine, and if he quarreled with the prince's concubine, I was afraid that he would not hurt his leg!
But Rao was like this, Li Gang also heard this howl, and rushed here in three steps and two steps in high spirits!