Of course, these things are easy to say, but they are actually very difficult to do, so you must prepare some things according to my instructions, and for the next seven days, you must remember not to rejoice any more, and in your house, except for this master and you, remember not to let a third person step into it, otherwise my formation will be invalid. ”

Hearing this, the beauty frowned, "Master, I'm afraid this is a bit difficult, I'm now" The beauty seemed to have something unspeakable, and she couldn't say the following words for a long time.

The master nodded at her encouragingly, "In front of this master, you don't have to hesitate, this master has traveled in the world for decades, and he has experienced countless things."

The beauty was surprised, she saw that the master's age was at most in his thirties, but he was dirty, how could he come from the statement that he had traveled in the world for decades?

"No," the beauty said hurriedly, then gritted her teeth, "Master, I won't hide it from you, in fact, I am someone else's mistress now." ”

The master smiled knowingly, but nodded, but did not answer.

"During this time, he came to me almost every day, so," the beautiful woman looked at the master as if she was asking for help.

Waving his hand, the master said dryly, "I'm just a fortune teller, as for those objective factors, I won't interfere and intervene, besides, I don't stay here for much time, you can think about it yourself." ”

The beauty frowned and pondered, and after a long time, she glanced at the master who was in the image of God and said, "Okay, I will do it." ”

The master opened his eyes, and was about to speak when he heard a voice come from him.

"Stop!" the voice was loud and unquestionable.

The master and the beauty were stunned at the same time, and the beauty turned around and looked at the source of the sound with a puzzled expression, only to see two men and one woman on duty in police uniforms running towards her quickly.

The master looked around, and secretly shouted in his heart, "The fuck won't be for Lao Tzu, right?" Thinking about it, the master quickly bent down and took off his slippers, and then shot up with a lunge, and ran towards the left side so fast that even the guy who was eating on the ground didn't have time to clean up, and the speed was really speechless.

Seeing the master running away quickly, the beauty suddenly became anxious, chased after two steps, and shouted, "Master, what should I do?"

In the distance, the master's voice came, "At this time tomorrow, I will wait for you here, there is a fate, today this master is a little anxious to take a step ahead"

"Damn, it's so fucking fast, it's a fucking shame not to run the 100-meter race at this speed. At this time, three policemen on duty in police uniforms panted and ran to the beauty, and one of the male policemen bent slightly and gasped angrily.

Hearing this, the female policeman, who was also panting, frowned, and said dissatisfiedly, "Xiao Liu, quality! The next time I hear your foul language, I will deduct your bonus." ”

"Oh, I know Sister Yan. Xiao Liu's face was aggrieved, and he glanced at another male policeman beside him and said, "Xiao Wang, have you agreed with that side?

"Brother Liu, let's say okay, we'll chase after you, they'll block in front, and we'll definitely catch that kid this time. That Xiao Wang was also indignant, "That kid is really bold enough, during the period of the strike hard in our H City, he even dared to swagger and deceive here, and what is even more infuriating is that we even arrested him twice and he ran away."

If he can still run away this third time, then I, Wang Cheng, will never arrest him again. ”

"Hmph!" A cold snort sounded, and the policewoman turned her head and looked at Wang Cheng coldly, and said, "Wang Cheng, those criminals are ten times more cunning than him, and there are a hundred times more people than him, so if you can't catch them three times, you won't arrest them? If every policeman has this kind of thinking like yours, then what justice do we talk about? What kind of punishment and annihilation do we talk about? If you don't change this thinking, how can you talk about joining the party?"

After saying Wang Cheng, Sister Yan turned her head to look at the policeman surnamed Liu again, "And you, if you want to become a member of [***], your own quality must be high, you"

"I know Sister Yan. Liu Wang and the two glanced at each other, and interrupted Sister Yan's words in unison.

Sister Yan snorted softly, no longer paying attention to the two, but turned her head to look at the beauty, "This lady, that charlatan was a liar just now, ma'am, don't believe this kind of charlatan's crazy words in the future, they will only be alarmist and cheat you out of your money." ”

The beauty was stunned for a moment, nodded cooperatively, and then walked back with a slight frown.

Sister Yan turned around, squatted down and picked up the master's signboard and the worn-out paper fan, looking at the two pieces of 'evidence' in her hand, Sister Yan snorted coldly, "Fortune calculation and calculation of eight characters, interpretation of dreams, looking at the face of the hands and siblings, the whole body, eliminating disasters and solving difficulties, seeking good fortune and avoiding evil, matchmaking and attracting peach blossoms, matching marriage, feng shui and easy techniques, all of them are fine, if there is really such a magic, why doesn't he calculate for himself? Why didn't he think that there would be such a difficulty today? Hmph, the swaggering and deceitful warlock." ”

At this moment, the sound of a sharp brake in front of him sounded, and at the same time, there was a high-pitched angry voice, "I'm grass, you fucking want to kill someone? If it weren't for Lao Tzu's agility, this time you would have to be killed by you, no, Lao Tzu was frightened, you have to lose money, pay Lao Tzu for mental damages, Lao Tzu's requirements are not high, 108,000 can be collected, 12,800 is barely enough, you can do it yourself, Lao Tzu has always been very good at talking, if "

"Police, I'm sorry, you're arrested. ”

"Ah, what do you want to do, I'm going to sue you, you arrest the common people, you"

As soon as she heard this voice, the corners of Sister Yan's mouth suddenly hooked an arc, "Let's go, our people caught that liar"

Isn't it the 'master' who was running fast just now?

“”

In the interrogation room of the H City Police Station, the master and the female policeman surnamed Nayan sat at each other, "Explain, name, surname, age, ethnicity, place of origin, occupation" The policeman asked very professionally.

On the other side, the sunglasses on the master's face had been taken off, revealing a pair of eyes that looked a little 'different' from normal people, but at this time, all the innocent words in those eyes were written, "This policeman, have you caught the wrong person? I am a good citizen, I often give beggars on the side of the road some money for food, and I have helped my grandmother cross the road many times." ”

"Hmph!" the policeman surnamed Yan snorted coldly, "Good citizen, since you are a good citizen, then you should quickly confess all the wrong things you have done, see the words behind me? If you confess honestly, maybe we will detain you for two days, otherwise"

The master raised his head and glanced at the wall of the interrogation room, on which were written eight large characters, 'Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting.' ’

"Sister policeman, I've already said it, I'm naturally timid, how dare I do anything bad?" the master looked helpless, "If you have to say that there is, then you only peeked at Aunt Zhang next door taking a bath when I was a child"

"I'm sorry!" the policeman surnamed Yan was speechless, shook his head, and once again fell his gaze on the master. A messy and slightly yellowish hair, at first glance, it is not well taken care of, and it is caused by malnutrition, a thin face of wax yellow and yellow, it can be seen that he is often exposed to the sun, I think it is a perennial life in dire straits, those eyes are also a single eyelid, a double eyelid, and a big and small, as the saying goes, the eye looks at the heart, from his eyes you can see that his person's heart is not right, that pair of ears are also a positive and a negative, as the saying goes, people with positive and negative ears can not listen to good words and persuasion, it seems that they have said it for a long time in vain。 ’

"Hey, I said eldest sister, have you seen enough? If you look at it again, I'm really afraid that you will fall in love with me" The master said helplessly, as if it were true, didn't he know what his own charm index was?

"I'm in love with you!" the policeman surnamed Yan said indignantly, "Just your outfit, your eyes"

"What's wrong with my eyes?" the master stood up as if he had been stepped on by someone, pointed to the policeman surnamed Yan with a surprised face, and said, "I warn you, you say that any part of my body is fine, but you can't say my eyes, what's wrong with my eyes? What happened to my big and small eyes? What happened to a single eyelid and a double eyelid? Do you know that Diao Chan, one of the four beauties, has the same big and small eyes as me, and also has a single and double eyelid?"

Hmph, just because you don't know how to appreciate doesn't mean that others don't understand either, to tell you the truth, I have a female surname in my eyes."

Hearing this, the policeman surnamed Yan really couldn't cry or laugh, and he had the heart to refute a few more words, thinking that this was also a personal attack on others, it really shouldn't be something done by the police, as for what Diao Chan's eyes were?

The policeman surnamed Yan straightened his face, and motioned to the master who was glaring angrily to sit down, "Okay, my time is precious, you better explain it quickly."

"I really haven't done anything immoral, what do you want me to confess?" the policeman surnamed Yan was interrupted by the master before he could finish speaking.